Found Footage Friday: 1998 IWA MID-SOUTH TV~! BULL PAIN~! IAN~! TRAILER PARK~! DUNN~! FAIRWAY~! SMOTHERS~!

MD: We don't usually do full episodes of TV but four episodes of 1998 IWA Mid South TV have popped up and they're full of matches. We'll do the first two now and double back for the rest later.

IWA Mid-South Hardcore TV 1/31/98

Steven Dunn (with Kenny Bolin & Rico Beatty) vs. Bobby Martin

MD: Super competent TV squash. I wasn't expecting comfort food on this thing, but here it was. I kept waiting for Dunn to pull Martin up instead of just lackadaisically covering him and I was happy when he finally did. The hope was fairly minimal as it should be. Really this was just a mauling with one power move after the next. Even when we see a squash on ROH TV now it doesn't quite look like this. It's either more rushed or more 50/50. On a show with a ton of matches, this had time to breathe. It's supposed to feel just a little excessive (but not too excessive). That's how Dunn gets heat. When Jones fast-counted at the end, I wasn't sure if it was a heel move or a bit of mercy for Martin.

ER: Strongly worked squash from Steven Dunn. Look at Dunn getting on the gear after WWF, just in time for All Japan and eventually the Derby Sports Arena. He looks great. He looks like geared up Jim Powers but everything he does is better than the best thing geared up Jim Powers could do (running clothesline?). Dunn is dominant and keeps it moving the whole time, giving us a full 5 minute squash without filling time by trash talking the audience. Dunn throws great punches, stomps Martin's hands, pokes the man in the eyes when he's on his knees, despicable tough guy stuff. The escalation of everything was strong, including the way he slowly worked Martin into the match. Martin gets punched in the head trying a sunset flip and I assume that's the most "offense" he would get, until Dunn runs into a boot in the corner. Then runs into it again. Then again. I'm not sure I've ever seen that. Dunn just kept running into that boot, like a guy still playing paper when his opponent only throws rock. Great gag to work Martin into the match, and Martin looks good punching Dunn across the ring. I also love that Dunn finished the match almost right after, dropping to his knees with a powerbomb to stop a rana attempt. 

IWA Mid-South Television Title Three Way: Chip Fairway (c) vs. Cash Flo (with Billy The P) vs. Rollin' Hard 

MD: I will give Thatcher credit. On commentary, he was pushing the idea of variety hard, noting that Dunn had worked a more 70s/80s classic style and here he was pushing that each of these three worked a different style. And it more or less worked as a promotional tool. I bought into it at least. I'd say this overachieved but only because I had my doubts coming in. It's still a three-way. Rollin' had some issues hitting some things and there was weird leg selling that felt almost legit and then went away in the middle. The alliances shifted though Flo and Chip worked against Rollin more often than not. They always betrayed one another and came back to it. Rollin felt like a de facto face at best. I'm not sure the crowd was ever particularly behind anyone here. They did keep things moving. The TV title felt like it was being used to highlight these younger guys with less time in the business and this was champ vs two former champs. Chip won it by hitting a cheapshot off the top after Flo hit the Alabama Jam. Like I said, despite some issues, it probably overachieved but in a very "all things considered" sort of way.

ER: I enjoyed this a lot even if the match structure is brutally bad. Three ways stink, for reasons on vivid display, namely the last half of a too long match (why did this go 15 minutes!?) comprised of constant pinfall break ups and pins for things that would never win a match. Rollin' Hard has the most in ring experience of the three and looks like he has the least. Hard was such dead weight, it's hilarious. He cannot get up for anything. It takes Chip working with Cash just to get Rollin' over for a back body drop, which has no lift whatsoever. This man would not float in the Dead Sea. 

The big takeaway here is what a phenom Chip Fairway was just a few months into his career. This match would have somehow been much worse as a singles match between Flo and Hard, as Fairway does his best to glue this growing mess together. It probably wouldn't have been a mess had it gone 8 minutes instead of 15, but it goes 15 and desperately needs Fairway. He's a great bumper, great at taking offense, great at working hard heel offense, honestly looks like someone with as much polish as anyone on this show who worked in major feds. He bumps hard to the floor, and when he makes his way back in he does an expertly timed low bridge that sends Cash over the top backwards. His bumps have great punch to them, jumping into the impact, not overselling after hitting the mat, just focusing on the impact. 

Fairway has better stomps than anyone working on US TV right now, and his lariat to Cash was finisher worthy. When he breaks up a pin (and there are a lot of broken up pins!) he's the only one making it look like he's using the opportunity to land a shot on one of his opponents. He throws great lefty punches with snap, his chops have loud sound and louder impact. He reminded me a lot of Adam Priest, only larger and wrestling in a t-shirt. The finish itself looked great, even if the several minutes leading us there were not. Cash Flo's Alabama Jam looked fantastic, and Fairway getting the win by breaking up Flo's pin with a top rope elbowdrop across the back of the head looked like a real finish. 

We've written about a lot of IWA Mid-South, but I don't know that we've written about Fairway before now. We should do that more often. 

Paul Diamond vs. Adam Flash

MD: Diamond felt about equivalent to Dunn so it made sense that they were on a collision course of sorts. He still had a lot of gas in the tank though, even if it was used in odd ways at times. Flash took much more of this than the guy in the opener and even won it after Dunn interfered (and a fast count from Jones; so not mercy in the first match). They kept it mostly tight with arm drags and hip tosses and reversals. Flash hit a low dropkick at one point and Diamond a pumphandle slam for a nearfall. He also hit this pretty bizarre back leap off the top into what I think was supposed to be a DDT but just sort of flattened Flash instead. Still, for the most part, Diamond looked like he belonged on TV and if he was on a card in 1998 I'd probably shrug and say sure, I'd go see him.

ER: I didn't like this as much as the Dunn squash, but it had similar strong qualities. I actually think Steven Dunn had more major fed potential than Diamond, but Diamond had the height that Dunn didn't and wrestled more like a heavyweight. Dunn worked a strong Memphis style and had an excellent sense of pacing. Paul Diamond wrestles more like a late 90s heavyweight like Wrath-but smaller, for the good and bad that entails. He had great force on his backbreaker and his awesome corner crescent kick hung on Flash's body. That corner spin kick is my favorite piece of Jerry Flynn's offense, Diamond's looked just as good. Flash was starting to gain confidence, getting the timing of his punches down and too afraid to throw them from distance, but I remember him eventually becoming a guy I liked rather than Not Good Kidman. 

Tracy Smothers vs. GQ Masters III (with Kenny Bolin)

MD: Smothers, unsurprisingly, looked like a million bucks. Bolin came out to start to work with Masters on a trial basis, more to get at Smothers than anything else. Bolin was all over the show, of course. Tracy was babyface and had a few FBI gestures but was mainly just his walking on water Southern Boy self. Masters got in a bit after a racket shot in the corner but Smothers cameback with an awesome flurry of offense, winning it with his cool fall forward cradle slam that I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone else really do. Looked great though. Bolin was foiled on this day. 

ER: Damn you talk about underrated guys we haven't written enough about, GQ Masters is an underrated guy that I love. I don't even know that he worked a hundred matches, he was just incredible at getting in there and taking a stooging ass kicking. I think this whole match could have been worked with Smothers just standing in the dead center of the ring, because GQ kept rushing headlong into everything, then would get his ass kicked and scramble to the ropes every time. When Bolin finally hit Smothers in the knee with the racket, GQ got to punch Smothers across the ring, and had that same excited look on his face like when Duane Gill would land something before getting his neck crunched with a DDT. GQ sold that DDT like Tenryu, neck damaged but the top of his hairline still smarting from the impact. Smothers has a tremendous belly to belly and really rag dolls Masters on his finishing slam. Masters just had a great knack for making offense painful. I wish GQ Masters III was someone who was wrestling now, in a place where I could book him to throw punches and get his ass beat, the way wrestling should be. 

Shark Boy vs. Mad Man Pondo

MD: Pondo bumped all over the ring for Shark Boy for the first few minutes. I don't think it actually served either of them because it didn't feel earned. There was no resistance to it. No weight to any of it. I get why they did it as it was almost all Shark Boy for a minute or two before Pondo nailed him off the top with the stop sign for the win. Still, it was one of those cases where doing what intuitively led to making Shark Boy good actually didn't make him look as good as if he had to earn it.  

ER: I cannot believe Shark Boy took 90% of the match while sporting the most low budget indy ass look in indy wrestling. The whole time I was waiting for Pondo, this dirtbag ass looking superstar, to kick this jabrone's ass and instead it was all Shark Boy offense. Shark Boy hit a clothesline that landed much harder than I expected for a guy who was much smaller than Pondo. He had a nice elbowdrop, nice punch, but did not have enough material - or size - to run so much of the match. I don't think Pondo landed a single piece of offense, just hit Shark Boy with a stop sign and needed a Jeff Jones fast count to win. Why was Shark Boy being presented so strong? He had no look to speak of and looked more like a non-wrestler who was wearing someone's leftover tights, but they worked this like Hogan vs. The Genius, only with freaking Mad Man Pondo in the Lanny Poffo role. 

Axl Rotten vs. Trailer Park Trash

MD: "Trash a long wiry wrestler" as Thatcher let us know. It is fun that Thatcher has to say Trailer Park or Trailer Park Trash over and over. Axl is pretty over here. Trash does a good job taking a punch (or even teasing it) and running. Solid heatseeking before he can get a cheapshot. When he's leaning on him, the crowd's happy to chant Axl. Pretty smart match for this crowd overall. Trash almost looks too together and with it, more like a perfect slimy used car salesman than a guy called Trailer Park Trash. He misses an Alabama Jam (which is probably not something he should be doing if it's Cash Flo's big move) and Axl hits a great reverse exploder that probably has a name I should know but don't. Then Pondo hits the ring and Ian makes the save and this all builds to something bigger.

ER: Talk about a trend, us not writing about underrated guys who we should be writing exclusively about, because Trailer Park Trash - like GQ Masters, like Chip Fairway - also perfectly fits. TPT is a perfect Wrestler-as-Bad Boyfriend, getting his ass whooped around the trailer park after coming home too late too drunk. He's wiry, he's not so much a scumbag, he just looks like a good ol boy who loves watching The Intimidator and hates pretty boy racers like Daryl Waltrip. He is an excellent stooge, but I appreciate the ways Rotten sold for him (even before I knew they were setting up a tag for next week). Rotten hit the turnbuckles and rolled away holding his back so convincingly that he looked like a guy with a slipped disc. 

The post-match was excellent and made me - and anyone watching I assume - excited to see the tag next week. This is how you set up a hot match in one quick angle. Ian comes out to beat Pondo's ass around ringside while Trailer Park beats Axl in the ring. When Trailer Park Trash is throwing mounted punches at Axl's face, he looks like the best wrestler on these shows, which are filled with great wrestlers. Ian shoves Pondo into the ringpost and swings a chair off his head right one foot away from some teenagers. Ian looks like a damn fighter in the brawl, to the point where his punches and arm strikes look more damaging than his unprotected chairshot.  

IWA Mid-South Hardcore TV 2/7/98

Loser Leaves Town For 30 Days: Steven Dunn (with Kenny Bolin & Rico Beatty) vs. Paul Diamond

MD: On paper, at least, this show gave a bunch of payoffs to the previous one, so that's great. Honestly, this would have been really good with an extra five minutes. I think either in shocking people or leaning into the times or just protecting Diamond in the loss, they just completely left out the heat. Dunn ran to start and caught Diamond as he came back into the ring but between that and the false finishes after a ref bump, that was it. Diamond took over quickly and hit a bunch of stuff (a dangling kick to the gut followed by an inverted atomic drop, that move he tried the previous week off the second rope (it's a twisting bulldog, not a DDT), a spin wheel kick in the corner, and even chairshots on the outside (which blunted the finish because why should we care about Bolin/Beatty interfering if he can just do that?). Then the ref bump, a false finish after Diamond got Beatty and a phantom Pin after Bolin hit Dunn by accident (and the spin wheel kick), before the powder and the DDT on the chair to send Diamond packing for 30 days. There was a great conventional match in here, or even a heated no DQ match, but unfortunately, we're in February 1998.

ER: You know this was going to be hot because Diamond waits the entirety of Van Halen's "Right Now" piano intro before running out during the guitar intro, and the music shuts off like 5 seconds into the guitar intro because it's not a very big building and Diamond runs to the ring pretty fast. Kenny Bolin looked great last week in his black Member's Only jacket but the white Member's Only looks incredible this week. I'm with Matt that part of this seems to be worked No DQ but acknowledging that would make other parts of the match meaningless, so it's those loose ECW rules where Anything Goes but also we want to get heat with interference and traditional comebacks so we just have to compartmentalize things, focus on all the good parts about the work. Like, the way Diamond stops short of a Dunn leapfrog and punches him upon Dunn's landing, or how Dunn didn't want to just take out the referee, he dropped an elbow right on the back of his neck. I will always love a ridiculous powder finish. Salt in the eyes works so well, but powder leaves the ring looking like a building was just imploded. Dunn throws powder and DDTs Diamond on a chair, and the ref crawls over to make the count while the ring looks like the aftermath of the Onita/Funk exploding cage match. 

Flash Flanagan (with Kenny Bolin & Rico Beatty) vs. Adam Flash

MD: This was pretty well put together with a couple of solid transitions, the hope spots you'd expect, and a good finish. Flanagan looked crisp in mostly everything he did. (Adam) Flash did not, which did hurt this. Still pretty good overall though. They had some nice kip up bits in the feeling out. Flash took over with the high octane stuff including a dive. Flanagan caught him in the corner with a power bomb and then really went to work with measured offense. The ropes (which he used a few times to choke) seemed... best way I can explain it is that the covering for the rope was too long for the rope/cable itself so it was bunched up at points that gave the ring a permanent look of distortion. I've rarely seen ring ropes like that before. Anyway, Flanagan went for a flipping legdrop and Flash moved. Then he went for a big moonsault and missed allowing Flanagan to hit his back leap neckbreaker, which was pretty slick actually. This felt, again, very much of its time, with someone polished up against some eager and the two of them trying to find some sort of middle ground that worked.

ER: Not great, but how else is Adam Flash going to learn? This feels like something stupid we would book for a DEAN~! show, entertaining ourselves by getting two of wrestling's Flashes into a match and then it's just a 12 minute match where one guy is over their skis. If we do a Bay Area show I'm not sure it's worthwhile to put Cheerleader Melissa under her Alyssa Flash persona, and if we book Scorpio it won't make sense to use him as Flash Funk. AEW didn't let use use Sting under his Blade Runner persona, so we're left with Flash Flanagan vs. Adam Flash and it's fine. 

Flash is just a bit too tentative in a lot of his offense, like he has good intentions but he's too scared to actually hit someone in the chest with a dropkick, too scared he's going to make a misstep, too scared he's going to throw a potato so he throws his punches with the shortest windup possible. A 10+ minute match with a tentative opponent needs a guy like Flanagan in there running things, making things make sense, bumping big for Flash when it's appropriate. Flash was good at working around Flash's shortcomings. Flash was hitting bad standing dropkicks all match, so I appreciated that Flash makes him miss a bad one and it leads directly to him transitioning to offense. When Flash hits the most tentative jackknife pin I've seen, Flanagan uses it to roll to his feet into a sick powerbomb. Also, for as bad as Flash's standing dropkicks looked, his seated dropkick and a kind of nuts one he did off the apron were much better. This is IWA Mid-South, you can hit guys! 

I like how Flanagan's offense is good at setting him up for potential misses, as he escalates moves he's already established. He hit a nice legdrop off the middle buckle for 2, and later he escalates by attempting a big somersault legdrop off the top (looks like it was nice and squared up, too). I don't know that Flanagan needed to take such a high back body drop for a guy like Adam Flash, but he's a pro. It's appropriate that Flash missed his moonsault. Chalk it up to those janky ring ropes Matt mentioned. You truly have not seen ropes like this before. It's like every inch of the ropes was fighting to get out of its casing, so the ropes were all twisted and took strange right angles. They looked like our old rotary dial phone cord, which was 20' long and impossible to uncoil. 

IWA Mid-South Heavyweight Title: Bull Pain (with Billy The P) (c) vs. Tracy Smothers

MD: Another good one with some goofy booking at the end. Watching Smothers, especially after a certain point in his career, is always engrossing, always engaging. He has a way of just being constant motion, of redefining how we think of action. He does a bunch of relatively tricked out offense (Reverse DDT, Flatliner of sorts, his pump handle front slam, the jumping superkick), but that's not what I mean. He has that Roddy Piper ants-in-his-pants way of just never stopping. He never stands still. He never primes up and waits for the next thing. He never thinks of his next spot. He's just always fluid. There's also something he does that I never quite noticed until now but feels so unique: Most people will do a ten punch or strike exchange with the same hand over and over, but he switches sides. It's so visually different from everyone else. 

Pain made for a good foil for him. We're in an era where if you put your head down, you'll get power bombed instead of kicked and that was the transition with Tracy having to fight his way back (and get cut off a couple of times with belly to back suplexes). Finish was all about Billy the P feuding with Bolin. Pain went for a Superplex and Bolin held Tracy's legs. They went another minute or two before Tracy won the belt. Billy the P then went on the mic and said that Tracy shouldn't win that way and they restarted the match leading to Tracy's leg getting grabbed and Bull hitting the DDT. Big problem with it was that they worked a normal finishing stretch after the interference the first time. It made it seem like Tracy did earn it. If they had gone to the finish more quickly you could have bought it all more maybe? That's part of the point I guess.

ER: What a monster of a Bull Pain performance. I love Tracy, he was one of those guys who I sought out just about every match of his until the man passed. New Tracy was something I would always try to watch. But Bull Pain shows up and he's such a merciless ass kicker that he brings even more of the IWA-MS flavor that I want, even more than Tracy. Bull Pain is the quintessential IWA wrestler, because he throws so much force behind every kick, every punch, every chop and every blistering arm strike...but will also work abdominal stretch top rope leverage horseshit and take a crazy back body drop bump on the floor to start the match. He's nuts, he hits hard, he'll waste you with a falling clothesline if you run into his boot. 

He's great at taking Smother's best offense. Smothers had a big offensive tool bag and wasn't always in with guys who could take it well. I mean that for simple things and complicated things. Tracy's corner 10 count punches look real good bouncing off Bull's bald white head, and his back elbow off the top looks decapitating, like something Ospreay would do (complimentary). Tracy does an actual good version of a reverse STO, hooking his arm around Bull's neck before hopping back with it, locking Bull into only one kind of bump. I thought it was amusing how Bull transitioned back to offense by just powerbombing Smothers, like he decided he wasn't taking any more. Tracy ducks and Bull just powerbombs him, then starts headbutting him in the stomach. I liked the restart, if only because it gave us more involvement from the truly bizarre Billy The P. Wrestling needs more weird little guys. It's one of pro wrestling's great deficiencies. The small weird guys get run off, back to being a paying customer, because Wrasslers don't want to be associated with them. But IWA was in no position to run anyone off so we get this weird little guy dressed up like a Star Search tap competitor, grabbing Tracy's leg so Bull can spike him with a DDT. 

Bad Breed (Axl Rotten/Ian Rotten) vs. Mad Man Pondo/Trailer Park Trash

MD: This was a tornado tag and I have to give them credit. This was absolutely of its time but it still left everyone satisfied and ended definitively. They went around the ring, used chairs. At one point Ian hit a spin wheel kick in the corner (not sure where the agenting was there as it was a big Diamond move earlier, but again, sign of the times... granted, that'd happen today on a PPV too so I guess it's just the chaos of having wrestlers drive the ship to a degree). I don't ever really get the sense that they were in danger, except for when Bolin came in with the racket, but then Billy the P came in to stop that and they kept that churning. There was ref hooha with Jeff Jones running out after a bump but refusing to count 3 (checking on the other ref instead). Then they tore his neckbrace off and the good ref DDT'd him. Finish was a nice reverse double suplex. This absolutely accomplished what it was trying to do. The value of what they were trying to do is subjective, sure, but you can't say they didn't nail it.

ER: This rocked, a great kind of mess with tons of moving parts, Ian gets fantastic color while Pondo has gross diseased blood pooling out under his bangs, the whole thing is a great fight. Paul Diamond takes a double unprotected chairshot in a truly This is 1998 way. I'm expecting Pondo to take something stupid like that but Diamond really was wrestling a When in Rome style and that meant he too was going to seek brain damage. This just got better the longer it went and the bloodier it got. I laughed loud when Ian hit the same corner spinning heel kick that Paul Diamond hit earlier. Jerry Flynn started doing it on TV in 1997 and now every heavyweight in IWA wants to jack it. Diamond's looks strong, but I appreciate Ian doing it in Flynn's style, so he falls but first to the apron. The fact you can no longer see his face skin through the darkest red blood makes it better. 

The breakdown of the match is fantastic. Axl is trying to get Pondo in a katahajime while Ian and Trailer Park are just punching each other on the floor in the foreground. The punches get better as Axl grabs Pondo by his bangs and headbutts him a half dozen times. It all builds to an unexpectedly gigantic pop, as fans lose their absolute minds when ref Eric Moore hits a DDT on Jeff Jones. I mean people were leaping up and down on bleachers after this DDT. Trailer and Pondo were getting dumped on their heads to normal reaction, but Jeff Jones taking a DDT got a reaction so much louder than anything else on these two episodes of TV. They're still feeling that high when the Rottens dump Trailer Park on his head again with a reverse suplex. It's a testament to the fans in Louisville that they respond biggest to angle payoffs and not just brutal headshots. 

 

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RIP Badboy Hido

One of the ultimate marrying up guys in professional wrestling, a scuzzy Juggalo garbage wrestler who somehow ended up wedded to Megumi Kudo. While not at the level of his wife, he had a cool career of his own, scraping the bottom of the Japanese indy world along with having some cool turn of the century US Indy matches. 

Badboy Hido vs. Bull Pain IWA-MS 6/1/01

PAS: This was one of the best US death matches of the 2000s, a barbed wire baseball bat match in first round of the 2001 IWA KOTDM , Pain is a masterful brawler, so good at making the little things look great, punches, spinning headbutt to the nuts, nasty stomps to the head. He also maybe the best baseball bat worker in wrestling history, he really makes it look like he is smashing someone with a baseball bat without breaking bones. Hido was right there with the brawling and bleeding, and they broke out some very cool spots using chairs and the barbedwire baseball bat. I loved Hido wrapping a chair around Bull's head and braining him with a chair shot, and the tope rope splash onto the barbedwire bat was nasty. Finish was really cool as Hido throws a chair in the air and drives it right into Bull's face with a lariat. Great creative plunder fight and a fun fist fight between two tough fuckers. 

Badboy Hido vs. Necro Butcher IWA-MS 7/7/01

PAS: Hido comes to the ring with Madman Pondo and a midget as a Juggalo heel faction. The start of this match was unexpected to say the least, as they work the first 5 minutes or so like a Jack Brisco match around a shoulder block exchanges and a knuckle lock. It of course eventually spills to the floor and gets grody, with some sick looking Necro flip bumps into chairs (including wiping out a fan). Hido is in beatdown mode for a while, and no one takes a bigger beating then Necro Butcher. The wildness keeps ramping up and Necro gets a bunch of lighttubes stuck in his shirt and smashed with a chair, and ends the match by lighting his leg on fire and landing a top rope legdrop. Hido looked great going toe to toe with big shots with Necro and is willing to be completely nuts, great little mini IWA run, I need to find his Cash Flo singles. 

Badboy Hido vs. Shadow WX BJW 4/28/02

PAS: Totally wild match which reads a bit like a shoot angle. Hido is really unprofessionally smashing refs with unpulled kendo stick shots, mauling a woman at ringside with a broken lighttube, getting into what looked like a fist fight with WX. More of a weird angle then a match, but it really delivered the rampaging on the edge violence. Felt like a Japanese version of the IWA-MS Tracey Smothers riot, which is about as a high a compliment as I can give a thing

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RIP Mitch Ryder

PAS: I used to buy XCW-Midwest DVDs from Mitch Ryder in the early days of Segunda Caida. We reviewed a ton of them and it sort of established SC as the kind of place that would review a dozen XCW-Midwest shows. Ryder was a breath of fresh air in the "do a bunch of stuff" era of indy wrestling and was always good for some bumping, bleeding, and brawling.


Mitch Ryder/Todd Morton/Tarek the Great/Bull Pain vs. Ian Rotten/Mark Wolf/Tracy Smothers/Sabu IWA-MS 10/20/01

PAS: Overbooked as it gets, but totally awesome. We probably didn't need a surprise partner (although Sabu is always great in that role), a Tarek the Great face turn AND a Tracy Smothers heel turn all in one match. The Tarek turn added nothing to the match and could have been scrapped. Still everything else was great, Pain cracking Ian in the jaw with a baseball bat, Todd Morton doing two crazy cage dives (including walking the side of the cage), Sabu taking a bump off the side of the cage to the floor, and tons of blood. Ryder was mostly on the outside of the cage running interference, throwing Wolf into chairs, brawling wildly with Smothers, punching Ian in his bloody head. Finish was some classic IWA White WorldStarism. Tracy puts on the ref shirt to count Bull down, only to jump Ian, then the Bad Motherfuckers beat Ian down while the fans throw things. Corporal Robinson tries to make the save by walking the rafters to the top of the cage, Ian's wife Patti tries to hit Tracy with a stick. Total Fentanyl clinic riot which is one of the best things about IWA.

JR: When I was in college I had to take an acting class as a general requirement. I was not a strong actor but I remember I did one scene with a partner and our thought process was “if we just cause chaos the entire time, it will cover up our distinct lack of talent”. It worked well enough.

I thought about that while watching this. As a wrestling writer, I’m someone who is constantly trying to identify narrative. I legitimately can’t do that here. There is a story and it’s established well, but I think to mention it or try and define it would in some ways take away from the sheer spectacle that unfolds. Every single person in this is insane. Sabu shows up early and spends almost all of his time bumping from the cage to the floor. Tarek turns face, the sniveling henchman finally growing a spine and standing up to the abusive Bull Pain and paying the price. Pain holds court, despicable and massive from the first moment, at once the center of everything and completely separate from it all.

Almost everyone is wonderful here. Smothers gets to work his greatest hits throughout, working as a fiery babyface and then turning mid match and working as a heat magnet for the rest, trying to start a riot every step of the way. Every single person takes a bump that they absolutely regretted moments after it happened. Todd Morton did two cage dives!

Of course, we watched this in tribute to Mitch Ryder. I wouldn’t exactly call this a showcase for Ryder, but his makes the most of his moments. In some ways, it’s a good microcosm of his career as a whole: while others will certainly have more words devoted to them, more camera time thrust upon them, in the moments that Ryder was the focal point, he stood out. The door of the cage was slammed on his back and he stooged and pranced like Rick Rude after an atomic drop. In the chaos on the outside, he flung himself around. Chairs and tables and fans scattered around him. He talked trash into the camera, filling the frame with his insane, sweaty face. In short, he was a wrestler. He did everything he was supposed to do and he did it well.

ER: When somebody seeks out an "IWA Mid-South" match, this is the kind of match they have in mind. This was undistilled IWA, the kind of grimy bloody violence you want to see, and the kind of match that's impossible to pick a favorite performance. Mitch Ryder's team come out to Eruption like they are zit faced teenagers, and jump Ian's team the second they come out from the back. And from there we got a perfectly messy terror of stiff punches, crazy bumps, and high emotion. Todd Morton was a real loon, doing TWO cage dives, and it's actually amazing how quickly and easily the shortest guy in the match can scramble up to the top of a cage. Morton hits a pinpoint accurate elbowdrop off the rafters ABOVE the cage, and later hits a frog splash on Ian off the top of the cage while fully protecting Ian. Sabu runs into the chaos and every time he pops into frame he is taking a way too dangerous bump, like falling out the cage door onto his head or getting kicked off nearly the top of the cage all the way to the floor. Tracy Smothers was a big Tasmanian Devil, and two different times I had to check and make sure the tape wasn't on 2x speed. tracy was throwing impossible to block punches, the kind of punches that look much more like the punches someone would throw in a parking lot fight. He was beating people around ringside, throwing Ryder meanly into a table and big cooler, and on his way out he clearly hit a fan. Ian bled about 5 seconds into this and didn't stop, then took constant offense from 4-5 guys for the duration of the match. Ryder was the real heel personality throughout this, taking stooging bumps, yelling at the camera, getting tossed into the crowd, running interference to kick guys off the cage as they were trying to get in, orchestrating Ian getting his arm slammed in the door, and that's all important. He wasn't doing the flashy stuff in the match, but he was constantly the guy doing the important stuff to bridge the violence, to kill time with charisma until a big spot from Morton or Sabu. Glue guys are underrated and important parts of big bloody cage matches, and they don't come more underrated than Ryder.


Mitch Ryder vs. Ian Rotten IWA-MS 11/22/01

PAS: This was an old fashioned walking tall babyface match with Ian putting up half of IWA-MS against Mitch Ryder's hair. It was a fans lumberjack match and Ian is seconded by Sherri Martel. Ian Bill Watts himself all over Ryder who bumps and bleeds the way you need to in this match. Ian adds disgusting headbutts to the big punches you would normally see in this type of match, and both guys get soaked by the end. Ryder is great at finding little moments to take over control while mostly giving the fans what they want to see by bumping around. The finish felt kind of blown by the ref, which is my only beef. Finish has the BMFs and CM Punk stop the haircutting, beat up Sherri and shave Ian's head. Keeping this feud going, I am not sure about bailing on stips like this, but the BMF's are always great to watch beat people down.

JR: So the stipulation here is that if Ian loses, Ryder gets 50% of IWA-MS. Does that mean they would then book by a two person committee? I’m really interested in how this would’ve worked.

Am I alone in thinking there is something about Mitch Ryder’s face, especially when it is masked by blood, that is similar in some way to James Van Der Beek? I’m not saying Ryder looks like him per say, I’m just saying that a drunken Ryder probably at one point claimed he looked like him. Anyway, it adds to the whole effect of scumbag heartbreaker.

This match is ludicrous. Ian selects fans to be the lumberjacks, four of whom were obviously pre selected and one was a spur of the moment call because Fanin and Prazak thought it would be funny and yelled loud enough for Ian to hear them. They essentially serve no purpose after some initial lip service that Ryder is trying desperately to escape. In some ways, the early portion of this is similar to what Phil and I wrote about with Methlab BattlArts, but with Ian cast in the role of conquering babyface. Ryder is good at helping Ian project that same sense of foreboding and dread, as though a match with Rotten is always moments away from slipping completely out of control.

Ryder does well enough while on top. A match can go far on simple things when the participants know how to work the margins. Ian is great at bleeding. That may sound silly but it always looks both grotesque and sympathetic. Ryder understands where he needs to be at all times, working the cut, using the sleeper enough times where a finish would be credible but the predictable escape is warranted. While the finish here is obviously a mistake, the work before is hearty enough to still be enjoyable.

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New Footage Friday: ARKANGEL DE LA MUERTE!!! MR. NIEBLA!! TEXAS HANGMEN!! RODDY PIPER!! ADRIAN ADONIS!!

Roddy Piper/Tim Brooks vs. Adrian Adonis/Ron Starr PNW 3/31/79

MD: About ten years ago, I went back and watched all of 79-82 Portland and there are very few pro wrestling pastimes more fulfilling. This wasn't part of that collection and I think it's because it was part of the syndicated show as opposed to the live (or delayed) Saturday night one. It seems like every other match we're watching these days is "before its time," but the shine here absolutely was. Starr and Adonis basically pinballed themselves around the ring in interesting and coordinated ways to land upon Brooks' leg. Meanwhile, on the apron, Piper showed ass by bumping himself in reaction or because he tried too hard to reach for a tag. The structure was interesting here. It was absolutely heel in peril, by definition, but it didn't wear out its welcome. Part of that was because Piper never made it in, so it wasn't the babyfaces dominating both heels, which is something you never see. Right when Piper did make it in, he launched a few "karate" cheapshots and the heels took over, controlling the ring, distracting the ref, etc. They had a double clothesline behind the ref's back lead to the heel's first fall win but a dodged one led to the finish and that's the kind of callback that always works for me. So yeah, it's cliche, but this was before its time, but then a lot of things in Portland were, tag wrestling especially. If nothing else, this is worth seeing for babyface Adonis.

ER: I really love the Portland wrestling scene of the 70s and 80s, and I wish that kind of thing were sustainable today. The crowds were always really great from the footage we have, and this kind of match seems so unique to PNW. Loved Piper's extended bagpipes squawking, and it's wild to go from minutes of bagpipe practice to minutes of Tim Brooks' knee getting ripped apart. Brooks is a guy who shows up in a lot of territories and is immediately the worst guy in the territory, but I really dug the Piper/Brooks team and thought Brooks was a great addition to the match. He had this great veteran taunting rope running to before the bell, hitting the ropes too close to Adonis and Starr under the guise of warming up. Adonis and Starr had some real heavy leg work on him, both of them flying high and landing on Brook's leg. Starr even comes off the top rope onto it! Babyface Adonis is a real treat, with his feathered hair and 100 lb. lighter frame. You can see his potential for being a chubby boy, but here we get him looking like the lead singer of Grim Reaper and it rules. Piper has become one of my absolute favorite wrestlers over the past 5 years or so, someone that was hiding in plain sight for so long. His style is so great and I can't believe he wasn't recognized as a greater in-ring guy, as he's really someone with a super extended period as an excellent worker. His Portland work has such a manic energy to it, always infectious. This got a lot of time and at the end of it I wasn't left feeling that the guys had done a ton of "big" stuff, but they all knew how to nail small moments that the match just kept sustaining.

PAS: I was shocked at what a great babyface team Adonis and Starr were, for a pair of guys who rarely worked babyface and didn't seem to have a long run together, they had a bunch of smooth double teams and great shtick. I loved all of the early leg work including some great fast takedowns from both guys, and a lot of leapfroggy drops on Brooks' knee. The Russian legsweep/superfly splash combo they used to win the second fall was dope, as was all of the taunting of Piper. The in ring breakdown of heels in the match was about 80/20 in favor of Brooks, which is suboptimal. Piper is really fun getting aggravated on the apron though. Any new Piper footage is a mitzvah and this had some really nifty moments from him.

Texas Hangmen vs. Carlos Colon/TNT WWC 11/3/90

PAS: Standard southern tag match, with the added addition of a wild start and finish. I loved Puerto Rican baseball stadium brawling, and the Hangmen jump the faces in the infield and they go after each other. We even get TNT smashing a Hangman's head into home plate. The in-ring stuff was solid, including Colon getting opened up. TNT is a fun hot tag too, love his spinning kicks. Finish goes back to the dugout with El Profe running to the locker room to grab bullropes and the locker room emptying. We could have cut five or so minutes in the middle, but otherwise this was good stuff.

ER: I'm always going to love the atmosphere of a big Puerto Rico baseball stadium brawl. I'm happy with 20 minutes of punch and kick as long as you have those great visuals of rowdy people in a bleacher, people standing up from their folding chairs on the infield, you get scenes of Ferris wheels and carnival rides out past the outfield, and it's just the best wrestling vibe. The first 12 minutes of this match are just TNT and Colon beating the Hangmen pillar to post, just the Hangmen stumbling around the stadium and ring getting punched into position. TNT has a bunch of spinkick variations, a big heavy swinging leg that he uses a bunch in control and during a late match comeback, his big leaping kick, big savate kicks and superkicks, punches with dramatically long follow through, and the Hangmen served as great punching and kicking bags. Colon is a ball of energy that is impossible to root against, too easy to feed off the crowd's reactions to him. Every time he or even TNT got any kind of a strike against the Hangmen, the crowd exploded. Colon is an animated puncher, a violent take on the classic dancing babyface, someone with a good foot shuffle and leapfrog to lead to a big coconut crush headbutt, and the fans losing it for all of his movements makes it so much better. Colon gets busted open, the Hangmen (Bull Pain among them) are good kick punchers themselves, and the match gets even more electric when they roll back out to the infield. Castillo and Los Medics running in front the outfield to break up Profe's bullrope choking was a spectacular wrestling moment, we get a great pull apart with the locker room, all of it is pro wrestling eye candy.

MD: I thought this had a great atmosphere, with the stadium crowd being up for almost everything, and bookended by the wild brawling out of the ring. Right from the start, we have Colon slamming a Hangman's head into home plate which is maybe the best way to start any match in the history of wrestling. I loved how TNT and Colon worked together for merciless shine. I've seen Abby in this (very Memphis) role as the absolute extreme of a partner Colon can unite with, but TNT brought the crazy kicks and mobility while keeping all of the manic unpredictability. Meanwhile, Colon was running around with a fork, preemptively, like he was Abby. It's Puerto Rico so both transitions involved low blows, but the Hangmen's control section was good, even if they were more sound and solid than violent and brutal like the match probably warranted. TNT's hot tag was cut off and cooled down a bit since they had to wait for Colon to recover and set up the end brawling. The bullrope beatdown and post match with the faces trying to keep Colon and TNT from going after the Hangmen off the field all really worked for me. Just good PR spectacle with a solid foundation.

Mr. Niebla/Oriental/Tsubasa vs. Arkangel De La Muerte/Zumbido/El Engima CMLL Japan 8/13/98

PAS: CMLL Japan was such a fun promotion, with a bunch of cool 90s luchadores just going all out for short Nitro lucha matches. Man it is easy to forget what an absolute athletic marvel young Mr. Neibla was. He was just flying all over the ring with really impressive pop and height on everything he did. Loved his feint into an over the turnbuckle tope, great vertical leap, would have loved to see what his combine numbers were. Zumbido and Arkangel were really great rudos (Zumbido shows up in shows around Denver and still fucking rules) and I always loved the way Zumbido's mullet would spin along with his dives. Enigma (who we think is a young Mazda) has some nice moments, but almost dies on a tope when his feet get caught. Good stuff, and I am looking forward to digging into more of the new stuff they are uploading.

MD: 9 minutes of all action, big dumb lucha spectacle with no real narrative but lots of bodies flying around. Of these guys, I think I'm least familiar with Enigma and I thought he comported himself well, in his opening exchange with Tsubasa and then eating all of Oriental and Tsubasa's tandem stuff. Plus he had the makings of a rolling Northern Lights Suplex sequence. Zumbido was charismatic as ever. There's not a lot you can do storywise in nine minutes though I guess I did sort of appreciate the 30 seconds of Arkangel putting Niebla in holds before a micro comeback and the dive train/finish. It's amazing what you can do with even the tiniest bit of glue.

ER: Love CMLL Japan, Phil is right that it's always sprint Nitro lucha, and it's always filled with guys who had enough fun spots to fill a Nitro lucha match. Niebla was such a king during the late 90s, super graceful height on everything and a willingness to die on dives and bumps. He jogs lightly around the ring to laughs from the crowd before slingshotting himself effortlessly over the top in a wild torpedo of a dive. Zumbido is a top 20 favorite luchador for me, a great rudo with huge bumps and spectacular highspots, whip crack strikes and tight rolling. His mullet flows in mesmerizing ways while his tassel pants are among the best in wrestling history, making every Zumbido roll through look like a crashing wave. Arkangel does rudo in Japan well, and here he's the big bumper in a match filled with them, taking a super high backdrop from Niebla, crashing on arm drags, and taking dives. We get several big dives to the floor: Tsubasa hits an Asai moonsault that flattens Enigma, we get a sloppy-but-reckless fun dive train with Enigma catching feet and faceplanting, Tsubasa almost breaking both ankles flying over Zumbido with a somersault senton, Zumbido hits a wild dive on Niebla that sends him face first into the 2nd row, Enigma mans up a mere 15 seconds after crashing on his dive and sinks a perfect catch on a big Oriental moonsault to the floor, all action that feels wholly like CMLL Japan. I love when stuff shows up there, always a must watch for me. 1998 was the first year I got into lucha so this era and these guys have major nostalgia for me, and it's always great to see how it holds up.

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New Footage Friday: AWA SuperClash IV

ER: Before our first match we find out that Junkyard Dog injured his knee the night before and was being replaced by Baron von Raschke as Col. DeBeers's opponent. I think I would have quite liked even 1990 JYD vs. DeBeers, as DeBeers is a good big bumping match for that era JYD. But there are also no records that JYD fought anywhere nearby the night before this show, or even the prior month, so I assume this was some false advertising leading up to the day of the show. Also, this being a Sunday afternoon in Minnesota, most of the crowd looks like a bunch of guys meeting up at a bar for their local Teamsters meeting. The crowd is Teamsters and 10 year olds, and that's a GREAT wrestling crowd.

Jake Milliman vs. Todd Becker

ER: An opening match that felt like an opening match. I have a soft spot for Milliman and he's a fun area favorite, a barrel bodied man billed suspiciously at 5'6". I know wrestlers exaggerate but that seems beyond the pale. This is 5 minutes and feels like a people getting in their seats match, Becker drops some decent elbows and tries to ground Milliman, Jake throws his weird arms close to body armdrags and a nice monkey flip that gets a good reaction. He also has a nice Super Porkyesque sunset flip where his large solid and compact body stays close to his opponent all the way over. There was a weird missed spot where Milliman hits a low shoulderblock right to Becker's stomach and Becker just stands there, so Jake bumps. Jake should have had way more torpedo body block moves, the guy was a toy tank. This was simple, easy, did what it needed to.

Texas Hangmen vs. Brad Rheingans/DJ Peterson

ER: Solid house show tag, always going to be excited about the Network putting up new Bull Pain and one of Mean Mike/Tough Tom footage. Bull Pain works a lot of this, building spots by complaining of hair/mask pulls early, all to just eventually land one great cheap shot punch. Face team was hiptosses and armdrags and dropkicks through much of this, while Hangmen played big bullies. I dug the Hangmen cheating and liked how Rheingans played Morton, it's cool when the more powerful guy on a team is the Morton, switches up the dynamic. DJ Peterson is kind of boring Mark Starr on hot tag, so it's more interesting to have Rheingans build to a big Saito suplex and German suplex, and I like Hangmen's accidental middle rope clothesline miscommunication to set up the hot tag. I wasn't expecting the Hangmen to get the win here so that was a fun surprise. Also, I am loving how we get no commentary, and instead get audio of a couple kids getting picked up by the camera mics, yelling at wrestlers (they must be sitting in an area where guys are walking in and out backstage). It's fun hearing them tell DeBeers that he sucks, or flip out trying to get Tully Blanchard or Greg Gagne's autograph.

MD: This was a pretty enjoyable house show feeling tag match (Hey, I just looked at what Eric wrote and he went the exact same way with it. Good for us) with the crowd playing along. Rheingans, edging towards 40, was the world's least explosive Kurt Angle, able to hit suplexes with a little effort and manage at least one cool roll up at 75% speed. The Hangmen were underrated and fed well, sold properly, and kept things interesting enough while on top. Some weird timing things throughout, like the long, droning, extended announcement (Gagne daughter maybe?) of the 10 minute mark happening right during the hot tag build up, or Brad getting in the way on the apron during the double-clothesline set up. The Hangmen should have gotten a better run somewhere.

Col. DeBeers vs. Baron von Raschke

MD: This was originally supposed to be JYD vs DeBeers which is a kind of fascinating thought but would have been much more so in 1982. I think the crowd was actually happier with the Baron in there, which is MN for you (not that 90 JYD was any great shakes but you get the idea). DeBeers had lots of heat throughout the night, even when it wasn't his match. This was by the numbers with Baron's stuff (even his knee lift which he used twice to set up the Claw tease) pretty rough. I did like the briefcase block of the claw late in the match. Since it was a replacement, the babyface went over but they immediately beat him down to cover for it.

ER: I liked the sound of this on paper, just because DeBeers is a big guy who bumps big - and bumps plausibly - for old or otherwise immobile guys. DeBeers is big enough that he can easily control and bully, and he's someone who works in his stooging well. And it turns out I like the match even more in execution than I did on paper! They kept it short (around 6 minutes) and Baron (who is just about 50 here) doesn't have any time to get in trouble, so what we do get is DeBeers bumping big for kneelifts that don't quite lift, and working a few really fun sequences around a limited opponent. DeBeers has a great bump through the ropes to the floor, which leads to him slam dunking Baron's neck right over the top rope in an awesome visual. DeBeers controls with nice punches, backing Baron into the corner and throwing uppercuts, short shots to the face, and nice headlock punches, Baron throws some nice comeback punches, and the finish had two VERY great pieces, two things that I absolutely loved: DeBeers gets tied up in the ropes Andre style, Baron calls for the claw, gets people all exciting with some babyface goose stepping, comes in for the claw...and Sheik Adnan blocks the claw with his briefcase!! Honestly, I was way into the rest of this match already, but if the rest of this match had been a 5 minute chinlock leading to that spot, I'd be writing just as favorably about this match. The fact that they roll to the floor and set up a spot where DeBeers accidentally lobs a straight right hand into the ringpost was the tastiest icing. This ruled.

Tully Blanchard vs. Tommy Jammer

MD: This was a Tully performance that would have worked at almost any time, in almost any place, except in front of this crowd and against this opponent. They had been running with Jammer a bit. He was undefeated. There just wasn't anything there. Tully had Christopher Love with him and the subtitles on the network (since I couldn't make it out at first) said that he had the Perfect Ten Baby Doll with him, which merged together, was kind of a horrifying thought. They went fifteen minutes with Tully sneaking a win at the end due to a foot grab from the outside by Love. This was obviously an attempt for Tully to help make Jammer by giving him the near-entirety of a long-ish match, but the fans wanted nothing to do with it. To Tully's credit, when he realized how little they were engaged, he worked even harder from underneath and tried engaging them more, but it was blood from the stone here. Part of it was them not caring about Jammer and part was the fact that Tully wasn't a regular in the area. I honestly don't know what more he could have done here.

ER: 90s Tully feels like one of the bigger things that we wrestling fans missed out on. He was still in his mid 30s here, and his Muga match 5 years later showed he was still a clear top in-ring guy. It sucks to think of how many fun Tully matches could have happened during those 5 years if things had gone differently. And a match like this really showcased the kind of match Tully could craft without...well without much of anything. Tommy Jammer was basically a Tony Garea style good looking babyface with one hold, and not much else. And I thought it was great. It was a cool glimpse at what Tully could do with just about...well, just about literally anybody. This is a 15 minute match and the first 9-10 minutes is Jammer holding Tully's arm behind his back and Tully actually making that interesting. There are a couple times Jammer loses his grip and Tully holds the whole thing together, and I was completely engaged the whole time by just how engaging Tully was while wrestling a match on his back with one arm. 

I thought Tully made the pinfall attempts way more interesting than they should have been, thought he feebly fought back well and made it seem like Jammer was actually bossing him through things, and loved the moments like his little panicked expression when Jammer was dragging him back to the center by his arm, and Bert Prentice yanking his leg from the floor, just Tully panicking hilariously at his potential quartering. Tully took 15 minutes of minimalist wrestling and made me interested at any turn. He hardly used any offense, with his biggest spots being the two times he grabbed Jammer by the front of the trunks and flung him to the floor (for his part, Jammer falls nice and recklessly to the floor). Tully works some interesting stuff with an incomplete Sharpshooter, holding Jammer up vertically and trying to leverage a pinfall out of it, and I loved it all. I was kind of transfixed by Tully the whole match, really begging off and making Jammer look like someone he was actually threatened by. The fans don't seem to care one lick about Jammer, but there is no way in hell that was Tully's fault. There are so many other wrestlers throughout history who would have benefitted from a legend like Tully crafting a match like this around them. I loved it.

Yukon John Nord vs. Kokina Maximus

PAS: This was a little disappointing, both these guys are such huge bump freaks, you would hope this match would have some big bumps, instead we got a lot of Kokina nerve holds. There are some fun clubbering exchanges, and Sheik Adnan getting his comeuppance, and Nord has an all time great big boot, I just wanted more.

MD: This was lead-babyface Nord, and by damn, I think that it could have worked on a bigger stage. Maybe not with the Lumberjack gimmick, but you almost didn't need a gimmick. He was a big crazy guy who could kick people in the face. Kokina here makes me think we were robbed with the scowling sumo gimmick. He had so much swagger and cockiness, like a proto-heel Uso. He could move a hundred and fifty pounds heavier but he could really move here. The match itself was a little too nervelock heavy but Nord really worked it well from underneath. The gimmick was that Al-Kaissie had a 50K bounty on Nord but that the briefcase was actually just full of paper, so after 1.) the colossally big boot (as in the biggest boot ever, as in if they were going to keep doing TV, it should have been the very last thing in the opening montage) 2.) Kokina accidentally squashing Kaissie, and 3.) Nord flattened him with it for the pin, causing it to fly open, Kokina had a babyface turn which the crowd was mostly into. Twin Wars had Nord and Norton face the Hangmen and how great would the team of Nord and Kokina have been instead?

ER: How did it take so long for us all, collectively, as a fully undivided group, to realize how incredible John Nord was. Even just his pre-match routine of putting his giant fur trapper hat on the ref while taking his rapid fire back bump, that stuff just cracks me up every time. I love this guy. This is also a look at super skinny (on his scale, and by that I mean when his weight would have still shown up on a normal human scale) Kokina, and I had a blast with this. Nord is such a gigantic guy, with a big goofy personality and tons of skill, and he really makes this whole thing work. It's a lumberjack stip, even though it really only comes into play when Adnan is thrown back in after the match, but he's the one actually engaging the lumberjacks and putting on a spectacle for fans in the back. We get fun early moments of shrugged off shoulderblocks, and Nord is someone who will run as hard as possible into a shoulderblock, and I loved all the ways Nord made a nerve hold interesting (my favorite was him grabbing at Kokina's hair, leading to a dramatic hair whip from Kokina as he sank the hold back in). 

Things get really good as Nord is left staggered by a thrust kick, so Kokina clotheslines him over the top to the floor. You knew Nord was going to take SOME bump to the floor, and here's where he plays it to the back. Once on the floor, being larger than any of the lumberjacks containing him, he starts stumbling his way through all of them, a man lost in a mosh pit. Nobody is hitting him, he's just making his own action, falling into chairs and then getting tangled in a chair, throwing that chair into the air, and then pie facing Jake Milliman; honestly it felt like he was channeling Terry Funk, and a gigantic Terry Funk is too much fun to even consider. Back in the ring we build to Nord hitting a tremendous big boot, just an all time highlight reel big boot, with him practically doing a mid air splits as his right leg is fully extended and kicking right through Kokina. Now you're talking about boots, kid. These two, both heels by then, obviously never crossed paths in WWF, so this was a dream match for me. It didn't live up to my internal expectations, but I knew those were too high to live up to. It certainly left me smiling and satisfied, and still perplexed wondering how Nord wasn't an absolute megastar.

Larry Zbyszko vs. Masa Saito

MD: Not a ton here. They worked it a little bit like Larry was the vulnerable challenger (likely because he was going over) including a long sleeper. There were flashes of great matwork at the beginning, counter-heavy instead of moving in and out to spots like you'd expect in a title match but it didn't last long. Saito had history but maybe not the right sort and he wasn't the right guy for this role in front of this crowd. The finish felt five years before its time though, with Larry surviving one Saito suplex only to get his feet up on the ropes to press back harder on the second which theoretically (physics be damned) let him get his shoulder up at the last second.

ER: Whose physical appearance in pro wrestling reads more "Badass Motherfucker" than Masa Saito? And here he looks even more badass wearing that big beautiful title belt (truly one of the better belt wearers in wrestling, as this footage shows) while standing next to Business BBQ Riki Choshu in his dad jeans and ponytail. But I really dug this match. Neither man really felt like they were sticking to assigned face/heel dynamics; you assume Saito would be the heel just because "not American" but Zbyszko doesn't really work like a face for large parts of this. But I liked all the work and when heel work would happen it was never cheating, it just meant each guy worked more aggressively, and that's more interesting to me. I thought the early grappling was really tight and a lot of this felt hard fought, more of a struggle than the match structure I was expecting. It looked like Larry tried to take Saito down right at the beginning and Saito blocked it and immediately turned it into a shoot Fujiwara, with both then scrambling for dominance. The standing grappling down to even stuff like their knucklelocks were totally engaging to me.

I liked them working holds, and I thought that was a good way to highlight the other nice feature of the match, an Actual Good Guest Referee in Nick Bockwinkel. I liked how he would handle the holds and pinfalls, getting down athletically and engagingly without ever being tempted to get in the way of action or drawing attention to himself. If it wasn't Nick Bockwinkel and just some guy, he would just come off like a really good ref. It's not a surprise that Bockwinkel is a good referee. It feels like something he would excel at. I loved how they made big parts of this look like a fight, and the turnbuckle spots were some of the absolute best in recent memory. I was impressed with how great Saito was making shots into the buckles look, really looking like Larry was forcing his face into them....and then moments later Zbyszko was ramming that top buckle so ferociously that he looked like he was trying to hardway bleed. You watch Saito slamming Larry's head into the buckles for a 10 count, and you tell me the last time you saw that spot done as well. 

The Saito suplexes were great, loved the way he drops Larry straight down. But man did I hate this finish. It felt both ahead of its time, and completely annoying and nonsensical. Saito lifts for a Saito suplex, Larry walks up and pushes up off the ropes, sending him backwards even harder than the other suplexes he took...the suplex even harder than he took any other suplex in the match. He landed higher up on his shoulders and it looked hard as hell...but then he just got his shoulder up at the 3 count. I hate that fucking finish, and if this was the first time I'd have seen it I'd have hated it for the first time. There's a big muddled confusion as Saito is announced as winner and Bockwinkel slowly and too casually walks over to Zbyszko and raises his hand, and then Zbyszko acts surprised and disbelieving that he won, which came off like a really bizarre reaction. A fan is shown in the crowd holding a "Larry Does Not Suck" sign, which I am still actually laughing about. It's calmly and sincerely meaning to answer a question I didn't realize was being asked, and it open-faced honesty is so hilarious to me. Not "Larry Rocks" or "Larry Rules", but taking the opposite approach and saying "Larry Isn't Bad at This" or "Larry is Trying and I Noticed". I love it and hate every part of the ending, even my favorite front row Teamster immediately understanding what happened and trying to alert officials that Larry got his shoulder up, even Saito sending Larry into a killer postmatch beatdown backdrop (okay no I obviously loved it because I'd probably love a backdrop in any part of a match). This match has now left me confused.

The Destruction Crew vs. Paul Diamond/The Trooper

MD: The more I think about this, the more I like it. Given the purpose it had, it was nearly perfect, actually. The only issue was that the crowd kind of loved the Destruction Crew. There's not a lot that they could do about that, I guess. So the deal here was this: one of the big matches at Twin Wars was going to be Rheingans teaming with Benchwarmer Bob Lurtsema - a local sports star/sports bar owner pushing 50 - against the Destruction Crew. This was going to set it up by having him be a special ref. It follows the formula of Zbyszko vs Ledoux a bit, which feels like it was a success for the AWA but I can't at all quantify that. Two ref shots for Lurtsema (this being the second) and then the match. Therefore, instead of the babyfaces getting a real comeback here, Lurtsema was going to cannibalize that pop.

With that in mind, they sort of flipped the script. At first I thought it was because Wilkes was super green and enthusiastic, but it's because of this. The first half of the match is Enos being petrified of getting into the cage and then tossed into it by the babyfaces again and again and again as he bleeds all over the place. Generally, I like cage matches where they really build to the use of the catch, where the babyfaces barely get to use it at all until their comeback, but it made sense to topload it here. The transition was Trooper missing a ridiculously big elbow drop off the top and what really kept putting him down was Tully putting a chair up to the cage from the outside so that the Crew could toss him into a completely no-give situation. The fans were generally behind the Crew over the babyfaces but that still got heat every time they went to it. Honestly, I get what they were going here and I think, if you add in the post-match promos (of which we have a litany of, including Verne, from off camera, completely browbeating Bischoff who looked like the most uncomfortable sap in the world), it was a fairly successful promotional tactic. The problem is that this was shaping up to be a pretty solid cage match and we got robbed of a comeback. I wish they didn't eminent domain away Verne's collateral so that we would have gotten another year of the Tully/Crew pairing.

PAS: I thought this was really good, and if the Lurtsema stuff had worked for the crowd, it could have been an all timer. Man the 90s pairing of Destruction Crew and Tully Blanchard has to be an all time What Ifs. I could just see that trio running rampant all over a fed with more of a future. Enos takes a big time thrashing early and it was some really good babyface standing tall stuff. Trooper's big missed elbow ruled, and the beatdown was great stuff. I agree that putting all the heat on Benchwarmer made the match feel incomplete, the Trooper just gets wrecked, we never get a big Paul Diamond hot tag or Trooper comeback. You could have still had that, and then run some business with Benchwarmer Bob. I actually like this roster, they are a little light on babyfaces, Saito should always be a heel, and really Nord is better as a heel too, but the heel roster is pretty great.

ER: I thought this was legitimately great. I thought it stood up among the greatest tag matches in AWA history, and honestly it's my favorite tag match I've watch in 2019, and it's one of the greatest tag team cage matches I've seen. I loved this, every bit of it. It was a perfectly condensed 10 minutes of bell to bell asskicking. Both teams were so good, Diamond and Trooper exceeding all expectations and beating so much ass that this was like watching Destruction Crew vs. Destruction Crew. Mike Enos eats a beating on every single inch of that cage, he was such a great meathead pinball, flopping onto his face and comically stepping over the whole ring, taking all sorts of hard face first shots into the cage, and bouncing back and forth between big Diamond and Trooper punches. Enos gets busted open and his big bumping doesn't slow when he gets bloodied up, and watching Diamond and Trooper punch away at a loopy Enos's bloody head gives me a full head of respect for Diamond and Del Wilkes. 

Wayne Bloom comes in and I love what he does with all of this, scrambling up and over the top and getting pulled over, getting punched on the top of the cage, and then coming up with several dramatic blocks of his face going into the cage, all leading to an eyepoke to finally get the Destruction Crew out of the red. Then we get Trooper flying 2/3 across the ring with a missed elbow, and you get Enos and Bloom throwing their dickhead elbows (Enos would run at the faces and hit these rad almost standing elbowdrops, running into them at a nice lean elbow first, whereas Bloom has one of my favorite traditional elbows and all of his elbow strikes look even better with his sharp ass 'bows), and by the time Tully was holding up a steel chair on the floor for the Crew to run the faces into, I was over the moon. And that was before Destruction Crew's insane Doomsday Device had even happened. Swoon. Say what you will about the Lurtsema stuff, I thought it was fine minor celeb involvement. I have no idea how much of an actual local legend Lurtsema was to people 15 years after he was a Viking, like would a 2019 Minnesota native get excited for Lew Ford dropping a leg drop on someone in a cage match? Probably! This whole thing ruled. I genuinely do think it stands up with the greatest AWA tag matches in history, and completely unheralded matches than many knew existed are some of the greatest joys in wrestling. I already knew I was going to eventually do a Destruction Crew/Beverly Bros. C&A; I didn't realize I would be looking through Paul Diamond or Del Wilkes' careers either...

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Wednesday Morning War Games: IWA-MS- Team IWA-MS v. Team Fanin v. Team NWA

Team IWA-MS (Ian Rotten/Chris Hero/Axl Rotten/Corporal Robinson/Bull Pain) v. Team NWA (Tank/Eric Priest/Chandler McClure/Sal Thomaselli/Vito Thomaselli) v. Fanin Family (Eddie Kingston/BJ Whitmer/JC Bailey/Mark Wolf/Steve Stone) IWA-MS 7/2/05

This was a three team, two ring War Games with ownership of IWA-MS at stake. While it was a little overstuffed (Team NWA seemed superfluous, and were the first team eliminated), this really shows the value of having great brawlers and letting them brawl. War Games are always going to have section where lots of guys are just wandering around kicking and punching, Corp, Ian, Eddie Kingston, Bull Pain, Tank, these are all time great punchers and kickers. Watching Corporal Robinson hurl those half punch/half forearms is just pleasurable. We also had the Chris Hero v. Eddie Kingston feud weaving through this, which is one of my all time favorite indy feuds, there is a great moment near the end where Hero just unloads with crazed elbows. Steve Stone was my favorite under the radar guy in the match, his brawling looked on the level of the legends, he bled a ton and he took some nasty bumps. I didn't love either finish, Tank seemed like he went down a little early, and having JC Bailey turn on Fanin seems like a weird finish for a face team to win. Still this is a violent bloody brawl which was very entertaining and worth tracking down.

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Phil Cherry Picks MAW

I got my hands on a bunch of MAW shows from the early 2000s, this was a Milwaukee area indy which used a bunch of IWA-MS guys. Since these are dozens of long ass early 2000s indy shows I am going to cherry pick some interesting looking matches.

CM Punk/ Jason Kronnan/Dave Prazak v. Dino Bambino/Bobby Bambino/Sherri Martel 2 out of 3 falls Tables and Ladders match 7/23/00

Punks team comes into Kid Rock which should strip him of all of his straight edge scenester cred. WWIMKT (What Would Ian MacKaye think). He also has a stringy blond front rattail and cut off jorts, his look didn't exactly scream future PPV headliner. This was a total shitshow trainwreck but a pretty entertaining one. Sherri was awesome stiffing Punk and Prazak, and even taking a bump off a ladder through a table which is nuts for a lady in her 40s in front of 100 people. Dragged a bit in the middle, but the end was pretty nutso with Prazak going head first through a table and Dino doing a shooting star press through a table which looked really dangerous, he barely rotated enough and looked like he almost spiked himself headfirst into the concrete.

Ian Rotten v. Peter B. Beautiful 6/3/01

This comes off of a KOTDM match between the two of them where Ian crowbarred this kid in one of those weird quasi shoot IWA-MS angles. I have no idea why Peter signed up for this a second time, as again Ian gives him nothing and just brutalizes him with lightbulb tube shots and chairshots. There was some angle where the MAW owner runs in a ineffectually chokes Ian with a pool cue, this leads to PBB's one cover which Ian kicks out of and then Rotten goes right back to mauling him. The end got downright Kurisuish with Ian throwing wind up kicks to this kids eye and punching him square in the cheek. I like meth BattlArts Ian a lot, but this was a different sort of thing and I didn't enjoy watching it.

Ian Rotten/Necro Butcher v. Corporal Robinson/Bull Pain 9/21/02

On paper this is just a murderer's row lineup of early 2000's brawlers. I don't think any match could have lived up to the match I had in my mind, but this was still really entertaining. First part of the match is worked as a southern tag with the heel Pain/Corp team working over Necro. Necro is a guy willing to get worked over and Pain and Corp are awesome guys at beating on someone, awesome punches and stomps and nasty chair shots. Pain is amazing at baseball bat shots, one of the best magic tricks in wrestling history, he really looks like he is braining people with bat shots. Corp has these amazing fast punch combos where he looks like he is beating on a guy in fast forward, man what a heel team those two were. Instead of a hot tag Ian just beats up the ref, and we then have about twelve minutes of straight brawling. I did think that not having the hot tag was a bit deflating, and while the brawling was super nasty looking it got a bit repetitive. Still this was violent nasty stuff executed well and fun to watch. First MAW hidden gem

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Hey, This Happened: Bull Pain Riles Up a Women's Prison

Bull Pain vs. SoulTaker, KAW 1999


ER: When attending live professional wrestling, there is a hierarchy of "the best fans" that you hope to be stationed around. The type of fans who provide you with genuine excitement, laughs, sheer joy, just by being seated around them. The hierarchy tends to go a) children b) developmentally disabled c) old people d) black people. They are all the best fans and it would be impossible for me to accurately rank them. And it is important to note that in NO WAY are these rankings holier than thou, judgmental, condescending rankings. There is no laughing at any of these people. Those four groups are merely people who know how to have a fucking blast at live professional wrestling, and their joy and attitudes are infectious. I never got to witness live pro wrestling as a child, but witnessing a child witnessing pro wrestling is pure magic. Old people bring in experience, and a certain jaded outlook on life in general, but also a little bit of it is still real to them. When I watched a Chainsaw Charlie match with my grandfather, he thought it was simultaneously idiotic...but also thought he was kind of not fake. His favorite wrestler was Freddy Blassie. He once called my mother's school principal a pencil-neck geek. But all four of those categories of fans are the best, and if you can find yourself somehow surrounded by all of those very different and yet very magical and also widely paintbrushed-by-me groups of people, your live wrestling experience will be a guaranteed success. In fact I'd be interested in polling actual pro wrestlers and seeing what their specific favorite crowd member type is. I wouldn't be shocked if it lined up with the 4 buckets I presented.


And yet, until a few weeks ago, I didn't realize there was a 5th bucket that I had never even considered a possibility: Convicted Felons. And in this specific case, Female Convicted Felons. It was like when Ben & Jerry's came out with that ice cream that had chocolate covered potato chips. It was something I never considered, but exactly what I wanted.


Bull Pain, one of my absolute favorite wrestlers, playing his craft in front of hundreds of female Tennessee lawbreakers. And it's amazing. It's everything that you wanted, even though you never knew you wanted it. Pain comes out to AC/DC and the women are into it, until he starts crotch chopping them and then they immediately turn. SoulTaker may as well have been a body pillow because the women do not care about him. I personally have no clue who SoulTaker is. It's definitely not Charles Wright. Whoever it was, was not very good. Although, I suppose he was good at sitting back and letting Pain do his thing. And that thing is yell at a bunch of incarcerated women who all want to yell back at him. Pain takes every opportunity to roll out of the ring, engage the ladies, flip them off, call his shot and single out three separate women before delivering a DDT SoulTaker does take a nice DDT on the floor, so there's that); Pain at one point pulls out the dreaded double middle finger, with his hands reaching allllll the way back underneath the deepest parts of his buttocks to deliver the double middles. At another point he sits on an unsuspecting woman and rubs his buns all over her. The women were all great. They were the perfect level of "just playing along" combined with "some of them could take some of this very seriously". And Pain loved it. Pain was clearly having a blast, probably even more of a blast than I was having watching it. He batters Taker with a chair - which seems like a dangerously slippery slope, as these women were all sitting in chairs, and once a guy flipping them off reminds them that these things make handy blunt beating instruments, it very easily could have set it off. Pain delivers a nasty rope drape DDT for the win, but really this could have gone for ages. Imagine all the amazing hide the weapon games you could play with crowd plants. Pain passes off a fake weapon to a woman, guard pats her down and finds an actual toothbrush shiv, woman is violently removed from the match. Imagine a stooging heel working the crowd, coming out with layered magazine body armor taped to their body. This was a concept that easily could have lent itself to incredible weekly television. That we're never going to get any more is a shame. That we got 10 minutes of it at all is a true wrestling gift.

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It Gets So Hard In Times Like These To Hold On, But Guns They Wait To Be Stuck By, and On My Side is The King

Jerry Lawler/Bill Dundee v. Original Midnight Express AWA 10/30/87 - EPIC

PAS: This is for the AWA tag belts and is a match which on paper looks really awesome, but especially in the 80’s on paper matches were often pretty disappointing. This however was even better then it looked on paper. Lawler and Dundee are a great tag team, we all know what great individual wrestlers they are, and how well they match up against each other, but they also have great face tag team shtick. Their opening babyface in control section was just full of great stuff. I especially loved the variations on the partner blocks the Irish whip into the corner, also this was a punch marks dream match with both Lawler and Dundee breaking out tons of different combos. I especially loved the running left hook by Dundee. OMX were a lot fun in this too, especially Randy Rose who looked Eaton great in this, he takes a huge high backdrop, and has a bunch of fun offense. Slim Paul E. with his sport coat with rolled up sleeves throws in the phone and the OMX win the belts. I liked this more then any of the Rose/Somers v. Midnight Rockers matches and this was fucking with the high end Rock and Rolls v. Midnights matches.

TKG: Man this was fun. A lot of faces do stuff effectively, heels try same spots only to have the backfire. If you’ve seen the Memphis doc on youtube, you may remember the Hector Guerrero vs. Lawler spot where Hector puts Lawler across top rope and then kicks at him…Lawler tries same spot and Hector gets out of way. Lawler does same spot with Rose but with Lawler working face this time out. Lawler is caught with knee in corner and ends up face in peril eating a punch with a big bump to floor and then taking body slam on the floor running powerslam from Rose, etc. Dundee is all over the place as guy on apron…running after Heyman on the floor. Holding back heel from making tag while waiting for Lawler’s attempt to make hot tag etc. But really this match is about the early face in control section with the two faces just laying in punches and clotheslines..with Randy Rose just running head first into the fists and lariats. Dundee does a top rope knee drop with refs back turned. I don’t know what the top rope rule was at the time but ref turns around and really can’t figure out what’s going on as Lawler and Dundee switch off going for two counts on Rose before ref can figure out who is the legal man. I don’t know if it was a stunt granny but there is also a nun in the front row who punches at the air with every face punch and gets absolutely irate at all the heel cheating. I have no idea why I haven’t heard this match pimped before.

Jerry Lawler v. "Macho Man" Randy Savage WWF 7/4/94 - FUN

Pretty much a by the number Lawler heel match, which no matter how by the numbers is completely awesome..We get four or five minutes of shtick before any lock ups where King taunts the crowd, yells at the ref, pratfalls on some stairs, basically runs through the book. When we do get some contact, Lawler works a donut hole fake chain masterfully, including some truly jaw dislocating punches. No one in wrestling history knows more ways to pretend to hide a chain. He does this great taunt, after dropping Macho Man, where he does some push ups, stopping to elevate himself on one hand to pose to the crowd. Savage is a complete passenger, he does nothing in the match, as Lawler completely controls the match until he tries a piledriver, gets backflipped, Savage then tries a piledriver gets reversed but rolls through Lawler for the pin. Savages only offensive move was a sunset flip. Great opportunity to see Lawler work a broomstick, but I would have obviously liked to see Savage show up.

Jerry Lawler/Chris Michaels v. Bull Pain/Todd Morton XCW-Midwest 8/9/08 - EPIC

This is a match I had big expectations going into, and it totally exceeded them. Morton and Pain are a tremendous tag team, they take huge bumps, really violent offense, great at cutting off the ring, pretty much everything you want from a Southern Heel tag team. Morton really looks like one of the top 10 wrestlers in the world, his stuff is so crisp and athletic for a guy who has to be in his mid 40s, and his bumping is crazy. Usually in a tag match like this your big indy legend will hang around the ring apron and come in for a spot or two at the end, Lawler however worked about 70% of the match, bumping around the heels early, taking a big beating (including a ring post bump which is as good as the best post bumps on the Memphis set) and delivering the big comeback. Michaels looked good in his spots, but this was a Lawler showcase and it was awesome. Finish totally ruled with your big revenge spot by the crutch wearing Tony Falk son at ringside, and a Lawler Fireball. Hit up XCW Myspace and pick this up.

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE KING

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THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET: HOOK EM HORNS

The Texas Hangmen v. Gypsy Joe/Dragon Master W*ING 10/12/91

After listening to Colt Cabana's awesome podcast with Bull Pain, I wanted to track down some old school Texas Hangmen. Not much available from their Puerto Rican run, but I did find this amusing match from everyones third favorite early 90's Japanese garbage wrestling promotion W*ING. I assumed when I saw this title that the Dragon Master was Kendo Nagasaki, but it is actually a gigantic skinny guy in a weird mask. He had to be around 7 feet tall, but wasn't proportioned like anyone I recognized, I am pretty sure Baba wasn't doing spot show W*ING work in 91. He did what you need to do in W*ING recklessly hurl a chair and take a bump or two. Gypsy Joe chopped hard, and the Hangmen clubbered. This was clipped up, so it was hard to get a sense of how good it was, but it is definitely weird enough to want to check out, and Gypsy Joe's top rope knee was uncalled for and nasty.

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XCW Midwest Legends of the Garden Night 2 3/4/09

XCW MIDWEST ON SEGUNDA CAIDA

Buddy Landell v. Crippler Jeff Daniels

TKG: Budro comes out looking as big as AWA era Adonis. He doesn’t bump like AWA era Adonis. He comes out in a v cut sweatshirt no knee pads and no hair dye. Daniels beats on him for a bit, Budro intercepts the brass knucks thrown in by Daniels valet and knocks Daniels out.

PAS: I have seen no kneepads Buddy Landell not take any bumps in matches that entertain me, this wasn't one of them. I think he really needs to work heel to pull that off, a face who exerts no effort just feels like a ripoff. Daniels initial rush of Budro looked good, but we are only talking a 90 second match

Tracy Smothers v Mitch Ryder (Taped Fist Match)

TKG: On night one, Smothers beat Ryder by using the wrist tape so we have the rematch as tape fist match. Fun booking. Both guys really lay it into each other and have a nasty ringside brawl. Lots of both guys trying to post the other guy only to end up posting themselves. Just a string of postings one after the other: Smothers torches his shoulder into post trying to lariat Ryder, Ryder blasts his own fist into post missing Tracy with a punch, etc. Really rewarding streetfight.

PAS: This is probably best Tracy match I have seen in years, there is some early Tracy shtick, but for the most of the match they are just laying into each other. Tracy's taped backfist is nasty looking, and I loved Ryder's Lawler style fired up punch combos. After the nastiest of postings Ryder gets busted open and really bleeds a ton which isn't very common in XCW so it felt special.

Bill Dundee v. Todd Morton

TKG: This just puts a big smile on my face and I “OOH!!” along with both guys stuff. No real toe to toe sections. You get the sense that that will come later in the series. Instead you have face moving forward heel moving back. Though a neat variation on that as you get sense that Morton wants to be on offense. Lots of really fun goofy Dundee outwitting Morton and cutting him off before Morton can get any kind of momentum. Morton is great at selling the burn from not being able to get his stuff off. Morton eventually of course does find a way to cheat to offense and has a nasty little run. I demand the rematch.

PAS: Watch all of the Memphis TV for the 80's Memphis set, Bill Dundee really came off like the king of the studio match. He was really great at work a simple entertaining match full of awesome shtick. Here he controls Morton early using all kinds of nifty little tricks, popping him in the knee on the break, holding the rope for him only to bang it into his nuts, just a ton of clever horseshit which Morton sold like a champ. When Morton finally gets the advantage his offensive run looked awesome. Totally fun studio match which would make you buy a ticket to see the Mid-South Coliseum rematch.

Shawn Cook/Cody Hawk v. Rock and Roll Express v. Tommy Rich/Doug Gilbert

TKG: So I go into this dissapointed that it isn't a straight Rich/Gilbert v RnR match. I am really digging the booking of the show where the XCW regulars go over the veterans on all of the night two matches. and you couldn't really do that without the XCW regular team. Still I don't like three way dances. Plus it's the three way tag dance where you can tag in anyone. So on paper lots of reasons to think this won't work. But they absolutely make this work. This isn’t TNA so instead of embracing the foolishness, they do lots of spots mocking the inherent stupidity of the three way structure. At some point or other each team gets one section where they are forced to work against their own partner. Each team works a comedy spot around it…Plus you get the Rock n Rolls cooperating to attack guys on apron, veteran heel team slightly not trusting each other, and the young heel team full on willing to battle against themselves. Partner forced to work against his own partner in multiperson tag is one of the goofier things in wrestling today and I really enjoyed it here as these guys really knew how to play up the spots goofiness. Ricky Morton and Doug Gilbert work a bunch of sections with each other and both look really solid. Gibson does a rolling across ring tag (rolling tag to other team on opposite side of ring) which is a really visually neat spot. For the most part though Robert Gibson and Tommy Rich are placed in role of powerhouses (the Neidharts of their teams) which isn’t really a role I associate with either guy.

PAS: Man did Dougie Gilbert look great in this match, nasty looking offense, great shitck, solid bumping. Really looked like a guy they should have brung in as a regular guy. Gilbert v. Flash and Gilbert v. Ryder would have been great. Cook and Hawk are a really solid tag team and the held down the athletic part of the match really well. Robert Gibson had a shirt on, and kind of wrestled like a guy in a shirt (although the somersault tag was great), but Ricky continues to defy father time, as he still seems to have an impressive amount of his athleticism.

Flash Flanagan v. Bull Pain

TKG: Bull Pain comes in with a limp form yesterdays beatdown and Flannigan does some heel mic work about how they should cancel the match. And then it's on. Powerhouse babyface with bad wheel is something we've all seen before. Still Bull is really great at being both a monster and vulnerable at same time. He isn't a guy who switches back and forth "Now I'm a monster" and " Now I'm vulnerable" but instead gets them both accross at same time. They do this spot midway in the match where Flannigan repeatedly distracts ref so that he can hit Bull with cruitch. Flannigan tosses his belt and ref is distracted by going to retrieve and remove, Flannigan tosses chair in ring, etc. Efectively gets over the idea of using an outside weapoin being something that needs to be hidden from ref without any real tough guy ref talking down a wrestler spots. Finish to this is a little disappointing especially since I've liked their finishes against each other before. I mean I'm not a guy who needs a long finish train but I kind of wanted one more kick out or something.

PAS: Man is Bull Pain an impressive baby face worker. For a role that he has hardly worked in his career, he is just tremendous as a tough guy gutting through an injury. Flanagan is nasty in this taking him apart, and his bumping was great, he eats a suplex and a DDT on the floor and make both look brutal. I liked the finish more then Tom did, Bull's frog splash was great looking and after his spectacular sell of the knee, it came off totally reckless, in a way that should have cost him the match. Morton running in with the baseball bat did seem a little unnecessary, but it felt like it ended about when it should have. Really good match between a pair of really good wrestlers.

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XCW Midwest Legends of the Garden 3/2/10

XCW MIDWEST ON SEGUNDA CAIDA

Knuckles and Knives v. Ted Trailer McNaler/Ricky Morton

TKG: Knucles and Knives come out in late 90s pop punk gear with white belts and black vests and guitars (with guitar straps with names on it). Trailer McNailer brings out Ricky Morton as his surprise partner. I didn’t have anything positive to say about Knuckles and Knives when I last saw them, but enjoyed Punch’s shtick (and he takes a crazy bombs away knee bump to nothing for a match this short) and Switchblade didn’t look as loose as I remembered him being. Morton looked pretty fast working opening section and hot tag. This was a lot of fun but too short to say much about.

PAS: I thought Morton looked like he was in good shape, and his execution looked good. This is a Ricky Morton tag match you wanted it to stretch out a bit, enjoy the journey. It doesn’t work nearly as well when it is cut short like this.

Real Deal Derrick Neal v. Simon Sezz

TKG: Last time we saw Derrick Neal work he was working undercard babyface. He works heel here and makes some really amusing pouting heel faces. Closer to Orndorf level pouting than Tatum pouting. He has some nice looking punches and this was fine outside of him having a bunch of really distractingly bad missed clotheslines for a guy who is using the missed clothesline a lot. I mean it wasn’t like he had just one way to throw a clothesline way over opponents head. He had a variety of ways to throw his arm out and make you go “Was that supposed to be a clothesline?”.

PAS: Yeah one of his missed clotheslines looked less like a clothesline and more like he tried to throw a fastball. Simon Sezz is pretty good at working generic babyface, although we saw less of his 2002 indy highflying and innovative offense then we normally do. I enjoyed Neal loading a boot for a basement dropkick which is an amusing 2010 variation of a old school spot.

Todd Morton v. Road Dogg

PAS: I was pretty excited about this match on paper. I have enjoyed some indy Road Dogg, and Todd Morton is pretty infallible. And for the three minutes we got it was pretty good. Still Road Dogg’s mike work was longer then the match

TKG: Yeah this was super short. Road Dog gets in his signature stuff and Bull Pain walks out to distract Morton for the rollup. This is the first XCW show where the sound is really clear on the DVD’s so we can make out all the mic work. But I’d rather see longer matches.

Dangerous Dougie Gilbert v Headliner Chris Michaels

TKG: This was being run face v face and both guys looked really good while it lasted and this really felt like it was building to go longer (with the announcer counting down time) then Michaels gets an out of nowhere pin.

PAS: Yeah this was also too short. Dougie looked really comfortable in there, and is a guy I would like to see them use more of. Still the finish of this really came out of left field. It felt less like a complete short match, then a long match which ended abruptly.

JD Maverick v Mitch Ryder

TKG: I have really disliked Maverick in the past. Last couple times I saw him I remember him working a real indy Shawn Michaels guy who did lots of elaborate self controlled bumps and flopping when he wasn’t being touched and then had really loose offense. He looked really good here. Mitch Ryder throws a series of nasty punches on Maverick in the corner where Maverick sells them standing and Maverick drops a knee really hard on Ryder and Maverick throws a bunch of mean looking strikes. Super fun fight in and out of ring which ends with Maverick slipping in to escape a ten count. Really satisfying finish that Mitch Ryder uses to set up a lumberjack match.

PAS: Yeah I thought Maverick looked really good here too. Maverick was simultaneously landing nasty punches and kicks and pulling off pussy heel. Ryder is one of the best in the world as these kind of around the arena brawls, and Maverick was right there with them.

Simon Dean v. Bull Pain

TKG: Wow Simon Dean has gotten fat. I mean he looks less like a personal trainer and more like a fat guy in sweats. And he works this entire match like he was a fat Jim Cornette. Chickenshit guy running and hiding from face, eating abuse, begging off and then getting a bunch of cheap shots in. He does one neckbreaker. Not a Novaesque pumphandle inverted neckbreaker. Just a neckbreaker. And this is the most I’ve enjoyed Nova ever. Bull Pain is a guy who is great at beating up a fat Andy Kauffman. The post match booking is reall fun and got me excited to see the follow up.

PAS: I am in shock at how much I enjoyed Simon Dean here. His pre match mike work was great, threatening to win a kids replica belt. Deciding that he wouldn’t have a title match because there was no ref, then punching the ref. He was also shockingly fun as Andy Kaufman, running, crying and cheap shotting. The whole match seemed to be setting up one thing and I liked how they did something else. A lot of time wrestling swerves sacrifice common sense for surprise, we were all expecting Chris Michaels to turn, but when Bull Pain turned instead it made sense. Plus I am amped to see Pain and Morton back together

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