My Favorite Wrestling: WCW Worldwide 11/5/95

1. Nasty Boys vs. Buddy Valentine/Johnny Swinger

I did not realize Swinger worked WCW this early. And here he had a mullet and mustache!!! That means for essentially 6 years in WCW, whenever a worker went to management and said "Hey, I really feel like stiffing a guy," then WCW management would say, "No problem! We'll give you Swinger!" And the Nasty Boys were guys who would stiff up jobbers occasionally. Although they don't really stiff up Valentine or Swinger here. They squash 'em good, but no real taking advantage of, which is what everybody watching at home (me) wanted.

2. The Shark vs. Vern Henderson

Rachel totally guessed that Tenta would be in the next match. She is fully immersed in WCW B-Sides now. It is a part of her. Tenta looked good here and call me crazy but I thought he looked cool with the balding up top/ponytail in the back look. Most human beings don't look cool with this look. Match was super short.

3. DDP vs. Cobra

Did anybody predict DDP becoming a massive star 2-3 years after this? Here he looks like an weird old dude with annoying hair and a bad singlet/tights combo, and 2 years later he was an old dude with annoying hair and tight jeans...but a totally deserving gigantic star. Just looking at these two, I would have guessed Jeff Farmer being a way bigger star. But then again I have no idea what I'm talking about. I thought Cobra had a cool look when I was 13. I love after this match when Craig Pittman comes out to distract Cobra and start a feud. The thing is, I don't remember ever seeing Cobra win a match EVER, so it's odd for a guy who is a strongly booked TV presence to come out and start menacing a consistent loser. Seems a bit like piling on. Like the Yankees bunting and doing a double steal against the Astros in the 9th inning of a game they're winning 9-1.

4. Steve/Scott Armstrong/Tim Horner vs. Brian Pillman/Arn Anderson/Ric Flair

These kind of matches are probably the best thing possible about these sets. You have three guys who nobody has ever seen take a pin on TV, vs. 3 of the bigger stars of the 90s, and 75% of the match is the Horsemen showing ass for Armstrongs/Horner. I don't know if it's because hierarchies aren't as strong today or the egos of the guys on top are just that much bigger that they don't want to look weak, but these type of matches just don't exist any more on TV. I think I was so confused by the Armstrongs running roughshod over Arn and Pillman that it took me like 3 minutes to realize Tim Horner was not in fact Bobby Eaton. I'm pretty sure for 3 minutes I was just non-stop talking about how I didn't realize Eaton ever wore trunks this late into his career. "I don't remember the last time I saw Eaton NOT wearing tights, you know? I assumed he had hideously scarred legs, but they're just normal super white Eaton legs you know? you know?!?!" Then Tim Horner came in and threw an arm drag and I was like Ohhhhhhhhh. Because only in wrestling can you have a guy with the worst haircut possible, and have there be another guy in the same room with the exact same haircut.

Anyway, the match was fucking boss because it's not the Armstrongs and Tim Horner getting squashed by Kevin Sullivan and Hugh Morrus, it's the Armstrongs and Tim Horner getting to squash the motherfucking Horsemen while the Horsemen have to desperately cheat to scrape out a victory, so who couldn't cheer like mad while watching it!?

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Finlay has Traveled Far and Wander Wide

Finlay v. Davey Richards AAW 7/21/12

With Finlay returning to the WWE this is possibly his last wrestling match ever. It is rough to end such a great career with a fucking Davey Richards match, but it is a testament to his greatness that he was able to get something pretty damn great out of Davey. Richards isn't a guy without positive attributes, he works stiff, will take big bumps and is a pretty good athlete. Finlay takes what he does well and doesn't indulge his nonsense. Match starts with some very cool basic mat wrestling, with Finlay grabbing tight holds and Richards keeps active trying to counter. Richards goes for his running kick on the apron and Finlay grabs his leg and dumps him on his face. Then Finlay kicks his ass like Davey was chanting RESPECT during the undercard, forearms to the throat, uppercuts, knees to the nose, the whole Finlay catalogue. Fit misses a corner charge and Richards takes over and it was mostly fine, although he did do a crappy fast kick combo. I did like Richards diving headbutt, which didn't look like any I had seen before for a derivative guy it was pretty unique. The finish was pretty cool too, Richards runs at Finlay after a rollup and gets totally wasted with a knee lift, Finlay cracks him a couple of more times, goes for a Tombstone, but Richards wiggles out and locks on a kneebar which Finlay does a Regal style quick tap. Very good match, probably the best Richards match I have ever seen, and a surprisingly effective swan song for Finlay.



FINLAY INDY TOUR

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