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Thursday, February 28, 2019

On Brand Segunda Caida: Heavenly Bodies! Godwinns! Vader! Craig Pittman!

The Heavenly Bodies vs. John Paul/Mike Khoury WWF All American 3/13/94

ER: The Heavenly Bodies really had some of the craziest offense in WWF (or anywhere) during this era. They felt innovative without feeling implausible, and I wish I could see them today against modern indy teams. This is a short squash and we get a Demolition Device but with a big splash, a weird and amazing spinebuster from the middle buckle, big double team suplex, Del Ray bouncing Khoury off his head on a snap suplex, Pritchard log rolling Khoury's legs out while Del Ray hits a falling clothesline, and a wild moonsault press to end it. Just a pornographic amount of creative offense that they're able to blend into a short match. Add to this that the Bodies had arguably my favorite ring trunks in wrestling history, and they certainly feel like a team we need to write about a lot. This might be the most fun 2 minutes you spend watching wrestling today.

Vader/Mankind vs. The Godwinns WWE Raw 1/27/98

ER: Here's a nice little hoss battle that nobody remembers. The Godwinns were both huge and aggressive and had no problem hitting hard, really a cool team ripe for discovery. Both of them eat Mankind up in the first part of this, Phineas was throwing straight right hands and nice headbutts, Henry carried Mankind around and slammed him right in front of Vader, Godwinns really looked on the level of two HOF guys. Of course, Vader comes in and wrecks Phineas with a dozen giant bear paw swipes in the corner and hits a lariat that would stop the heart of a smaller man. We get some wild bumps to the floor: Mankind and Phineas tangle in the ropes and so Henry just runs in and lariats both of them over the top to the floor; later, Vader and Mankind team up to slingshot Phineas from the ring, over the ropes to the floor. I don't know if I've ever seen that before. Vader is a bunch of fun in this, even dropping an elbow right on Henry's balls, and you know Vader has a great elbow drop. We even get a spirited brawl around ringside, with Henry coming in hot to save Phineas, jumping over the ring steps and almost crashing right onto Phineas' head, then Henry and Vader slam into each other and crash hard into the barricade, Mankind crashing face first into the ring steps. I think we're going to need to look for more Godwinn gems after this one...

Booker T vs. Craig Pittman WCW Power Plant 8/1/98

ER: Honestly this is mostly inconsequential, but it is a fascinating glimpse into what kind of footage WWE might have sitting around in their vault. If something like this was not only recorded, but saved in perfect quality for 20 years, who knows what else might be in the vault. Talk about a dream job. Sitting in some climate controlled building all day just watching recordings with vague descriptions and having no idea what might be on them? Tell me where I have to move, pay me minimum wage, whatever. If there is a 3 minute scrap at the Power Plant between these two, then I want a drop of just hours and hours of Buddy Lee Parker making muscleheads do burpies until they throw up. I want video of Buddy stretching Batista until he quits. Imagine being the guy in the vault who finds the footage of The Giant doing a moonsault at the Power Plant!? I had no idea Pittman was involved with WCW in any way in 1998, but here he is looking in even better shape than during his push a few years prior. He and Booker grapple and Booker goes for a couple half hearted takedowns, and you can see Pittman instinctively do a quick sprawl on each. Booker really would have gotten wrecked if he actually went for something. By the end of this Booker is breathing heavy and both have broken a sweat, but the true gift is the cameraman - twice - deciding to turn his camera lovingly to a different camera man and letting us soak it all in. Are we going to get an alternate camera angle of this some day? Are we ever going to find out if that twice peaked at chubby dad of a cameraman ever turned his own camera on our mystery photog, when he wasn't looking, just two grips coming to grips with their own hidden, wanton lust, spurned on by the primal grappling of two warriors. Imagine being the guy working in the WWE vault who discovered the WCW Power Plant version of Beau Travail?


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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

2013 Match of the Year

William Regal vs. Kassius Ohno NXT 3/21/13

ER: Regal was only a handful of matches away from retiring with this absolute banger as his final match ever. But, we understandably had to get that overseas house show Michael McGillicutty feud rolling. So while this wasn't Regal's literal wrestling swan song, it's awesome the level he was still competing at when he decided to hang them up. This has everything: cool grappling, stiff work, nice counters, logical build, and two of my favorite wrestlers of all time. I loved all the collar and elbow lock-ups, trying to shake the other, both hanging on without it ever getting gimmicky. Regal has no problem at all working as beloved jerk veteran villain, mulekicking Ohno in the corner...and then throwing a few more in for good measure. It's not like he's giving up any size to Ohno, Regal is just great at being a jerk and shows that even more when he starts going after Ohno's fingers. We get a lot of finger break spots now, but this was used great, presented as Regal taking a mean shortcut to get to where he wanted. Ohno brings it right back and hits a great series of high kicks in the corner, full boot to face, hits a cool Fuerza bump dropkick to the floor, and kicks Regal's head right into the ringpost from the floor. Ohno also does some fun camera selling of his hand, popping his knuckle to make it look like he was popping his finger back in place. Both guys throw hard, heavy suplexes, and I loved Ohno going for several cravat variations, working a few angles and shifting position to make up for his hand. Some nice nearfalls, Ohno elbowing his way out of a Regal Stretch attempt, and the ever opportunistic Regal catching Ohno mid-rolling elbow is all we need. I loved Ohno getting sent cross-legged by that elbow, and his crumple from the death blow was perfect.

PAS: What an absolute master class Regal performed. This is one of the greatest matches of his career right at the very end. A slim trim Ohno was pretty awesome in this, but almost anyone would have been overshadowed by William Regal this night. I loved all the early lockups and the story of Ohno as a skilled knowledgeable competitor who was always a step behind a wily veteran, this was the most Fujiwaraish match I have seen with Regal. He never really had a chance to have a long run as a maestro, really just the trio of NXT matches (this one, Ambrose and Cesaro), as he was still mostly a comedy worker during his last WWE run. Here he knows every dirty trick to keep Ohno off balance, including the greatest finger breaking spot in wrestling history,  until Ohno starts going to the head. We get a series of huge kicks to the temple and Regal does this amazing job of concussion selling, glassy eyes, stumbling, red face, incredible performance. Everything he did from that point was on instinct and Ohno kept pounding away at his temple and skull. With the combo of the headshots and the finger breaking, this has to be one of the most viscerally violent matches in WWE history. Loved Regal's desperation elbow and knee strike and by the end of this match it felt like round 15 in Manila. What a treat, it was too bad Regal's injuries got so bad, because I would have loved to see him gatekeep all the big NXT stars. What a legend.


COMPLETE AND ACCURATE REGAL

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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Lucha Libre Real 1/26/19

Lucha TV is putting up full lucha indy shows every week, and I want to start at least cherry picking the fun stuff from those shows. This week it is this Lucha Libre Real show with some fun looking stuff.

Demus vs. Robin

Demus is pretty much a must watch at this point. He is maybe the best brawler in the world right now and we get a fun tour of the bleachers with Robin, where he tosses him into chairs, smacks him with a ladies purse, and hits him with a giant metal pipe. There are some moments of fun in ring stuff too, Robin has a nice tope, and Demus hits his great muscle buster. Robin didn't bring a ton from his side, and hopefully we will get tons of these great Demus performances, and to make the list we need some cooler stuff from the B Side.

Black Terry/Pirata Morgan vs. Fresero Jr./Mr. Iguana

Brutal mauling, with Pirata and Terry in the role of twin Abby's bloodying up these two young guys in gruesome ways. Pirata is especially grotesque, painting Iguana's body with his own blood, and smothering him with his hand. Terry is really great at brawling as we all know, and he gets some big time exchanges with both Fresero and Iguana when they get moments of hope. I dug Iguana getting press slammed by his partner into his opponents. Probably too much of a squash to be a real MOTY list candidate, but it was a spectacle for sure.

Juventud Guerrera/Mr. Aguila vs. Los Traumas

Traumas are totally aggro in this, with Juventud talking some trash on the mic and T1 just slapping him right in the teeth. Lots of really hard shots by the Traumas on team Monday Night Wars, Aguila still has some agility and Juvi still has some charisma although they aren't what they were certainly (meanwhile Rey is ageless). Match has some real moments but kind of peters out with a double count out and a post match invasion angle and Aguila turning on Juvi and Vangellys, Grako, and Gangster Jr. running in for a pretty lame invasion angle


Everything I watch was pretty fun, with nothing hitting list. Still I am looking forward to digging into more of this stuff and mining gems

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE BLACK TERRY


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Monday, February 25, 2019

On Brand Segunda Caida: Misawa! Texas Terminator Hoss? Battle Royals! Brauuuuuun!

Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Texas Terminator Hoss AJPW 4/14/91

ER: We've been blessed by several new handheld matches over the past couple years, and my favorite thing about them isn't the classic main events that have been unearthed - those are surely the most important things - but my favorite thing is the weird match ups, the kind of matches that would never make TV, the natives I love against the weirdest gaijin. THOSE are my handheld dream matches, odd pairings or unique singles matches from people who only showed up on one tour, those are the kinds of things that set my wrestling heart aflutter. Texas Terminator Hoss (who later became one of the Kongs in WCW) did one AJ tour, but in that one tour got to work tag matches against guys like Andre and The Funks, and got singles matches against legends like Stan Hansen and Dynamite Kid, and future legends like Misawa and Kobashi. Cactus Jack was the other first-and-only timer on this tour, and things went differently for him in his career. Hoss was just a super big tubby guy who looked like John C. Reilly wearing his Oliver Hardy fat suit, in the coolest way. And I love seeing this because how cool is established Misawa going against not only a fairly new wrestler, but a gigantic gaijin wrestler! Misawa vs. Giant is a match I feel we didn't get enough of, so it's awesome we get to see him work opposite a style we rarely saw him against, and it's awesome that a giant gets to work someone as good as Misawa in a singles match.

It's a simple match, but a match I really liked. Hoss is a huge guy and it's cool seeing him work collar and elbows with Misawa, see him hit a big leaping avalanche in the corner, and then work a classic fat guy arm chinlock. Misawa is a guy I like in a chinlock, he always starts awkwardly breathing through his nose and fidgeting, and Hoss pushes forward with his weight. But I really like Misawa finally lacing into him, backing him up with two hard elbows and hitting a crisp chop before sending him to the floor with a dropkick, hitting his big missile dropkick in a cramped corner. Hoss gets his own eventual comeback too, catching Misawa off the ropes with a great full rotation powerslam, but belly flops on a missed standing splash. Unretired Gunslinger era was always a fun "Let's Bring This Home" guy when he was working lower in the card, someone on the apron who would come and and announce he was finishing things by hitting a few elbows and the pin. He had a bunch of great "alright let's end this" faces. It was essentially his resting face. Our finish gives us an awesome glimpse of that Misawa, when he hits one of his best ever spinkicks, cracking Hoss right in the chin with the outside of his right boot. Go back and watch that kick - I did 5 times - watch how there's no contact other than boot to face, and listen to that thwack as Hoss mans up and leans face first into that boot. Misawa finishes with an elbow to the face off the top, a cool rarity for a Misawa finish, though obviously everyone watching at home was dying to know how the hell he was going to give Hoss a Tiger Driver.

Worlds Collide Tournament Battle Royal 1/26/19

ER: This was a battle royal held during a fun Rumble weekend "three brand" showcase, with 5 reps each from NXT, 205 Live, and NXT UK. The show featured an entire tournament, and started with a battle royal, but I didn't expect the battle royal to get a full 20 minutes! I'm a real battle royal queen and really dug this one. We got a bunch of fun match-ups that we don't normally see, and some standout performances from Velveteen Dream and Tyler Bate, among others. Battle Royals are sometimes made by their eliminations, and not only did this have many of the guys really flying out of the ring to elimination, it also had a bunch of high wire act elimination teases. There were probably 10 different times that someone grabbed Dream by the head to chuck him wildly over the ropes, only to see him hold onto that top rope as his body swings wildly. It's like there was an ongoing bet to see who in the match could get more air on a non-elimination. It looked cool and really made it feel like there were constant near escapes. They didn't overshadow the numerous big eliminations, like Humberto Castillo getting knocked silly over the top, TJP getting run down the length of the apron before getting hiptossed over the buckles, Dream hitting a lariat so hard he almost flew out himself, Dijakovic hitting a wild spinning powerslam to toss someone over the top (also, is Dijakovic among the most pointless name changes they've done? Is his gimmick that he's a washed up Croatian center?), Tyler Bate throwing hard strikes on anyone that would come close, just a super satisfying battle royal. We don't get a ton of battle royals on WWE TV anymore, so this was more than welcome.

Braun Strowman vs. Bobby Lashley WWE Raw 2/25/19

ER: This wasn't even really a match, no bell ever rang and Braun just stomped off after he demolished anyone, but this was a great throwback to a favorite style of mine that I feel is underpraised. I really love those 1998 Shotgun Saturday Night/WCW Saturday Night roids guy power battles, just big dudes hitting each other pretty hard for 3 minutes. Throw some older tough vets into the mix and looking back there were a ton of fun short big boy slugfests on those syndicated shows, and this gave me the same rush. Sure, some could argue that Braun (and maybe even Lashley) should be presented a little higher than "cool undercard power guys" but whatever this whole thing worked. Lashley threw a nice beating to Braun, but you know all of that was just building excitement to a Braun Smash explosion, and it was great when we got there. Braun kicked Lashley around and threw a hard clothesline and hit a great big boot. The fireworks come right as the match culminates, with Braun and Lashley bailing to the floor, Braun crashes hard into Lashley with a shoulderblock that Lashley sells like he got thrown away by a strong gust of wind, then Braun turns around without missing a beat and crashes through Lio Rush. This didn't even get to 3 minutes, but a quick power battle like this is going to win me over every time, then send me spiraling into looking for weird Faarooq singles matches on YouTube.


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Sunday, February 24, 2019

2019 Ongoing MOTY List: Demus vs. Virus

9. Virus vs. Demus 3:16 RLL 2/16

PAS: These two had a hell of a brawl back in 2011 where the loser had to go back to being a midget (maybe my favorite wrestling stip ever). It is crazy to see these two pick their war up 8 years later and not miss a beat. You don't normally think of Virus as a brawler, but he was really kicking the shit out Demus early, busting him open, removing the padding of the ring barrier so he could smash Demus's skull into it, chucking chairs, throwing hands. Demus gets some control when they brawl on the ramp and he hits an awesome ramp to the ring spear, and head smushing senton. The in ring lucha was almost as great as the bloodletting early. A lot of lucha indy dream matches underwhelm, this did not.

ER: We get a lot of glimpses into longtime CMLL guys venturing into the indies and brawling in ways that we don't get to see them do in CMLL, and it's no shock that Virus is as good at it as anyone. It's really a treat to get up close and personal into what these guys do, to see that up close magic and see what is magic and what is just tough surly guys clonking each other. Virus really brings the hard chops and meaty fists to Demus' chest, jaw, and back, and I loved all the stuff with that unyielding chair, especially when he kicked it right between Demus' legs. You don't see any kind of "Hey, are your balls protected before I do this?" communication, just Virus blasting Demus in the nards with a chair. I loved all the stuff on the rampway, love the way they come up with fun stuff in tight confines, like Virus bumping chest first into ropes and setting up the rope slide into the ring. Virus throws a bunch of great stiff arm lefty lariats, Demus hits a bitchin spear from the ramp into the ring, and that musclebuster really looks like it would throw my body out of alignment for months, and all that biting and punching is just icing.


Note: Because this is a lucha indy match, which is never easy, there is a "best way" to watch this match.

This link the best camera angle, and we get some great close up shots of punches and headbutts and bleeding:

BEST VIEW OF THE MATCH

However the video cuts off, so the last two minutes can be watched here (link picks up where the first link ends):

REST OF THE MATCH


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Saturday, February 23, 2019

MLW Worth Watching: Hart Foundation! Lucha Bros! Ki! Lawlor! Reed!

Teddy Hart/Davey Boy Smith Jr. vs. Rey Fenix/Pentagon Jr. MLW 2/2

ER: For a modern spotfest tag match, this had a lot more in common with an early 2000s JAPW spotfest with stiff vaguely uncooperative work, increasingly dangerous spots, and of course MLW/JAPW Original: Teddy Hart. This doesn't waste any time like other Pentagon matches, these guys get right down to it, and I loved Lucha Bros. controlling and double teaming Davey Boy for the first several minutes. I thought it was cool because it kind of flipped what I expected the layout to be (Smith dominates early, Hart eventually gets worked over to build back to Smith hot tag), and instead Smith gets swarmed for several minutes, unable to get out from the middle of it, Lucha Bros. working together more like hyenas than ninjas, one of them distracting while one attacks a leg or kicks him in the back of the head. At one point Davey Boy fought back with hard slaps and a big knee, but was quickly picked off again and I was impressed that Lucha Bros. really looked like they were picking apart the big man. I loved things like Davey picking up Fenix for a powerslam only to get kicked right in the patella by Pentagon. When Teddy comes in you know the laser light show is really going to start, that's when we get to the stiff "top that" stretch of those JAPW matches, with Hart throwing mean as hell right hands, sharp knees, breaking out moonsaults off of everything, his awesome moonsault elbowdrop that I've seen him nail the landing every single time but once, and some ridiculously escalating flipping piledrivers (obviously we were getting a crazy one on the apron, but I had no idea how far they would go until the finish). Finish is crazy with Fenix bursting into frame and hitting a bananas Jean-Claude Van Damme spinkick off the apron to KO Pillman, and then the Hart Foundation hitting what should be immediately inducted into the Indy Wrestling HOF: A flipping piledriver Doomsday Device. And you know everybody was at least partially expecting a kickout.

Low-Ki vs. Tom Lawlor MLW 2/2

ER: This is kinda weird as they spent literal months building to a match between these two, but after all that build they worked a short, brisk 5 minute match with a kind of sudden finish. Ki is really great at fitting a bunch of cool things into 5 minutes though, so that works for me (even though just like with the Yehi match I really wished we could have gotten twice as much). It's really weird because right before this was a Ricky Martinez match that was at least twice as long as this one, so was there some kind of weird timing issue with the live show? Did they go too long earlier and then suddenly had to end this match way short? Maybe Ki and Lawlor knew this, which was why they went out and had the awesome scrap they did. If this came from Worldwide it would certainly be legendary, as they really don't waste any time beating each other senseless. Lawlor even knocks Ki to the mat with an early left right to the ear, and Lawlor was throwing hard ground and pound, working for a choke, and from that knockdown Ki was really trying to tangle him up. Lawlor muscles Ki over with a cool suplex, nothing really coming easy in this match, Ki kicks out Lawlor's knee and boots him right in the chest. A freaking door gets involved, and we get a cool visual of Ki missing an attack and punching right through the door (particle board everywhere!!). Striker points out some cool Ki psychology when Lawlor tries to lift Ki and Ki is making himself as tough to lift as possible, scrambling his legs to the ropes so he can get leverage on Lawlor. I dig the shots these two were throwing on the top rope, nice body shots and some genuine struggle around a superplex attempt, and Ki ends up stomping Lawlor's kneecaps before hitting a big double stomp. Things after this feel like they got cut way too short, as Ki grabs the dragon sleeper but Lawlor somewhat easily (for someone who just got his sternum crunched) grabs a rear naked choke. I wanted more from this, but the 5 minutes we got was dynamite.

PAS: I really liked this, but it was really weirdly paced. I dug how they went right at each other, and the standing 8 count on the punch behind the ear was a really nice touch. I have seen Ki get hit with hellacious shots before, and would have liked Lawlor to lean into some of the body shots especially, still it was a neat and different start to a match. Ki was really good at countering Lawlor's straight ahead attack. I thought the door was a misstep, Ki punching it to shreds was a neat visual, and I liked how the hand injury tied into the finish, but it was really outside of what they were doing in the rest of the match, and for such a tightly paced match, we didn't need Ki wandering around outside like Sabu. Finish was pretty cool with Lawlor rolling through and using technique to lock in the choke. Fun stuff, although everything felt chopped.

Myron Reed vs. DJ Z  MLW Fusion #44 2/2 (Aired 2/8/19)

ER: I really like Reed, a flyer who still has some improvements to make but already has a handle on basic stuff that a lot of flyers jump right past. We have no shortage these days of ultra athletic flippers and floppers who can intersperse cutter variations with flipping piledrivers and pinball around a ring. Reed has the grace an easy movement to stand with any of them, but here you can see him actually aiming for where DJ Z's throat would have been on missed clotheslines, locking in a nice looking headlock (especially liked when he flattened out on it), and hooking deep leg during pins. I mean sure we get a cool dive past the ringpost from DJ Z and a nice dive from Reed, and a big somersault senton from Reed turned into a sitout powerbomb from Z, and while there were certainly some dance-y moments I really like what Reed brings to these matches. He's super young but works a ton, and he's already got a higher floor than most within his style.


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Friday, February 22, 2019

New Footage Friday: Dog Fight, Sputnik, Fujiwara, Fuchi

Sputnik Monroe vs. Jack Pesek 3/3/66

MD: We have almost no Monroe. He's gained prominence in the last few years as a trailblazing figure and someone who cares so much about primary sources in wrestling (and what's more primary than footage?), I've badly wanted to see it. This is the guy who got over with the black audience in the balcony because he was so tough and mean a heel, who then started to call to them, to break laws to associate with them, and that just became more of a heel with the white crowd in the process. Was it genuine? Was it cynical? You're not going to get any answers here. That was in the 50s. Here we are in the 60s, in Florida, and Monroe comes off not as some sort of tough as nails grump (despite young Solie putting him over as such) but intead an over the top Jackie Gleason sort. This is all about his facial expressions. Pesar's fine and this is straightforward as it comes, technical babyface dealing with cheating heel, but there's something transcendent about Monroe's mug, some Jack Klugman appeal that makes you want to look at every reaction shot, that makes the comeuppance all the more worthwhile. Monroe could have played Joe E. Ross' role on Car 54, Where Are You? and no one would have bat an eye. It's not something that would fly today but it felt absolutely perfect for the time.

PAS:  I agree with Matt here, people hoping to get a glimpse of what made Monroe such a legend are going to be let down. I wonder if his appeal was primarily a function of geography, the way Carlos Colon never seems special outside of San Juan. This match was very 1960s, hammy heel stuff by Monroe, Pesek comes across as a babyface straight out of a Fuller Brush ad. I liked Monroe's top rope stomp, and it was nice to get a glimpse of the famous blond stripe, but as a match this didn't show us much.

Junkyard Dog vs. Buzz Sawyer 9/9/83

PAS: This is exactly what you want a battle of dogs to be. Nasty fight based almost entirely around biting. Buzz is so awesome in this, totally rubber balling around the ring for all of JYD's offense, and JYD is a great brick wall to bounce off of. Buzz starts by leaping into JYDs arms and biting his face and neck, and it goes from there. JYD bites big chunks out of Buzz's forehead and Sawyer starts spraying blood all over the ring. Eventually the ref gets bumped by both guys and we get a crazy pull apart with a bunch of guys in street clothes getting pounded on by both Buzz and JYD. Sawyer keeps getting knocked down, only to fly back into the ring and leaping at JYD. Houston always has great crowds and they were frantic for this, I have no idea why this didn't get run back the next week with a dog collar match, seems like the biggest no brainer booking move ever. Still really happy we got to see this.

ER: Awesome stuff, almost all of the first 6 or 7 minutes is Buzz bumping off a brick wall, running at JYD with leaping attacks that bounce him right off, amusingly bumping a few times from grounded headbutts (literally JYD holding still while Buzz crawls in and then tumble bumps from his knees, like something you would do to entertain a toddler, don't think I've ever seen this before), running quickly into a punch like he was boxing Bugs Bunny, just fantastic stuff. Before long Buzz is bleeding and still running into the brick wall, and JYD is a great brick wall babyface. Buzz is really an all timer, and soon they're biting each other's heads (you know, dogs and all) and then a bunch of refs get bumps. We get some great ref bumps, JYD throws one to the floor in a great tumble, Buzz kicks one in the stomach (check the ref taking that kick and holding his stomach, legs kicking; looks like a man who knows what it's like to get kicked in the stomach), and several wrestlers and suits run out from the back, all of them looking like they would play Joe Don Baker's buddies in a movie you know was awesome. Buzz and JYD throw kneeling punches and Buzz keeps throwing himself back into the fray, all of it the exact kind of thing that would create lines at the box office for the follow up show. Oh.

MD: Houston wrestling is the best. I spent a year and a half of my life entirely focused upon it as my primary source of wrestling and those were happy times. Now we get bits and pieces here and there and this a hell of one. This match is one thing and one thing only. It is pure, distilled. It's a contrast, what happens when two similar things clash when one is superior to the other. Sawyer tries his usual Mad Dog offense only to find there's a bigger dog in the yard. The crowd knows what's coming again and again and the crowd loves it more each time. JYD even tosses the ref around better than Sawyer, yet somehow, probably thanks to the amazing post match insanity, Buzz never seems diminished. It's a perfect wrestling match. That doesn't mean it's the best wrestling match ever, but it is perfect as what it is and you don't see that every day.

Yoshiaki Fujiwara vs. Masa Fuchi AJPW 7/11/00

MD: As I write this on Friday morning, I'm a little annoyed I can't crib from Phil and Eric's notes. I'm first in on this one. Phil's been eager to watch this for a month or more and it's the first of the new set of handhelds that we're tackling. I sold it to him (as I watched it first) as more of a Matt match than a Phil match, though noted that he'd still like it. It's Fujiwara and Fuchi after all.

This felt like a Maestros match to me, like the endless litany of Solar vs Blue Panther matches. A better example would probably be old man Panther vs Old Man Casas, just given time in a way that they really weren't in CMLL during their feud a few years back. They filled the time with dueling limb work, Fujiwara going to the armbar early and then digging in with it and Fuchi's great equalizer being an assault on the leg. All of that was great, of course, and totally down my alley, but what I liked just as much (and even more than the eventual disintegration into bestial, inhuman headbutts) was how Fujiwara's attitude drove the action early on. You got the sense that Fuchi wanted to work that straight up maestros match and here Fujiwara was peppering in shots from the corner and sneaking in cheapshots whenever he could. Familiarity bred frustration in Fuchi and it was that slipping of facade which led to Fujiwara's first armbar attempt, that first opening. You can never read too much into what Fujiwara does. It's so direct, so distinct, so natural, but also so substantial. Primal but complex.

This was a draw. This was ultimately worked to a draw and things sort of never came back together to an acceptable finishing stretch after they made it out the other side of the limbwork to the violence and back again. I knew that coming in though, and I knew it the whole way through, and thus forewarned, it didn't bother me one bit.

ER: Believe it or not, this era was the first time I was watching "current" Japanese wrestling. Everything before this had been compilation tapes of older stuff, FMW comps, death match comps, or AJPW comm tapes. But by 2000 I was just getting Japan stuff that was actually happening, and this freshly depleted era of AJ was one of those. This show was from the very first tour after the NOAH mass exodus where they were essentially left with Kawada and Fuchi on the native side of things, with about a dozen or so other gaijin and freelancers. So there response was "bring in some olds and some shootstyle guys and let them go long!" You need to flesh out a card somehow, and I love that they let the two oldest guys around be the ones to go long. This was really the only extended time that Fujiwara and Fuchi were even in the same fed, they teamed far more often than they opposed each other, and this is their only singles match. And it feels like a Fujiwara/Fuchi singles match. I love the story behind Fuchi's rise back to All Japan prominence, a guy who had been in the undercard for years but due to circumstances had to step up and stretch out, the Unforgiven era for Fuchi (it also pains me that "old man" Fuchi is like 8 years older than present day me). Fuchi's story was one of the first Japan stories I got into, so it's great to see all of this. We've all seen dozens of matches from each that is better than this, but this match has the stuff you want to see from these guys. Fujiwara works the arm and has some sick reversals into the Fujiwara, has no problem stomping and kicking at Fuchi's arm, and also is the only one of the two who has no problem sneaking in punches on ref breaks. Fuchi eventually goes after the leg, including a great section where he wraps it around the post a few times, twisting and wrenching the ankle in between ringpost shots. Eventually this spills into headbutts, though doesn't really feel like a match that's building to anything in particular in its 30 minutes. My favorite moments were simple, things like Fujiwara finding mean ways to bend Fuchi's arm around the ropes, or Fujiwara's dedication to selling his knee; at one point a hold gets broken, Fujiwara stands back up pushing off the leg Fuchi had been working on, and Fujiwara loses his balance. Now, Fujiwara was already in his 50s, it could have easily been an instant of him just losing his balance. But considering we'd already seen him throwing a few limps while circling Fuchi, we can probably safely assume we were just seeing a master at work, doing what he was paid money to do: Be the professional hired gun that he is.

PAS: These are a pair of guys who played very similar roles in parallel promotions through the 80s and 90s. They were the sadistic WW2 prison guards torturing people with a twinkle in their eyes. Fuchi tearing ligaments in All Japan and Fujiwara popping joints in New Japan, UWF and PWFG. Watching them match up here was like an DC versus Marvel crossover comic, Who would win a race between Flash and Quicksilver or a shootout between Green Arrow and Hawkeye. This lived up to what you would hope it would be, both guys testing each other on the mat, we get a cool long section of Fujiwara trying to escape a headscissors, another long short arm scissors section, and several Fuchi escapes from Fujiwara armbars.  There is some nasty standup with slaps and headbutts and a pretty cool finish with both guys getting close to submissions before being saved by the bell. This was a draw and it was worked like a draw. It was great to watch, but was missing a couple of trancendent moments which your true Fujiwara classics always have. I saw a clipped version of this match a year or so ago, and I loved the fact I got to see it all.


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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Lucha Underground Season 4 Episode 14: Pet Cemetary

TL: Eric sent me this review literally five weeks ago and I haven't even begun to get to it. Between the holidays, a trip to New Orleans where I dressed up as a banana on New Years Eve and was the talk of Bourbon Street, a new job at a place I actually love working at, moving into a new place for the first time in almost a damn decade, and my waning love for a product I once fervently enjoyed, I held this up probably longer than I should have. I'll take the L on this one, as the kids say. However, I will say that I'm seeing this out to the bitter end. I will find the love where I can.

Ivelisse vs. Dragon Azteca Jr.

ER: I thought this was really great, probably my favorite LU match of the season, and that is an unexpected thing. It told such a fine story and was a really fantastic babyface performance from Ivelisse. It really had a great pull and in a fed that hasn't done a great job building to triumphant title victories, midway through this I was genuinely interested in rooting Ivelisse to victory. That's special whenever it happens. Ivelisse has been dealt kind of a bum wrap due to injuries. She's had two big injuries that happened right when she was getting big momentum and they cut her right off. After this performance I thought she would make a great choice for a Mae Young Classic deep run. Rachel was watching this with me and sometimes she pays attention, sometimes she doesn't (though she seems to pay attention the most during women's matches), but midway through this match she says, "Hey she's really good. I forgot we were watching a man vs. woman match." It's not that she's bridging the gap with power spots, but she's working like a fun Rey Mysterio underdog and her execution lands heavy enough that the weight difference is plausible. Her strikes look good, her headscissors and armdrags have good pull, and I like her crisscross stuff off the ropes. She has really expressive reactions and it was awesome to see this big babyface performance on TV without it getting into overly emotional Gargano territory. Azteca played his part well, he didn't work this as a heavy breathing try hard babyface, he worked subtle heel and he did it well. It would have been easy to chicken out and work face vs. face but he was kind of a dick, not hesitating to work snug with a lady, doing cool little things like whipping her arm into the mat. This was really good, and I really hope this is a star making moment for Ivelisse. The fans have been over the top for her since the beginning, and fuck it, let her get imbued with some kind of paranormal super powers and have her destroy Penta H in the series finale. It's all I want now.

TL: I like Azteca and feel like Ivelisse can be good in small doses, but reading Eric's first sentence made me take pause. I mean, he said himself it was unexpected, so that means I get to look at this in a totally different manner than he did. Totally expected, if you will. Vampiro putting Dragon Azteca "Between #1 and #2" on his Best in the World list is certainly a take, hope he puts in a #WDKW100 ballot. I do like Azteca basing for Ivelisse early, as her arm drags are actually really fluid and her lucha background is sound. The match itself is really basic, but well done. Azteca has good cutoffs, good snap on his offense, deep submissions, and it amplifies Ivelisse's offense. I'm starting to see why Eric enjoyed this match so much. That DDT off the ropes was nasty and Azteca took it on the dome. This is so much different than your normal LU match where folks are trying to get in ridiculous moves for two counts. These two are simplifying things and it's making the bigger moves mean that much more. Right on cue, Azteca doing the damn Pillman bump off the stair rail on his missed dive was disgusting. The stretch run from there is really fun, as Ivelisse expands on her fun offense and Azteca doing simple reversals gives it more impact. Yeah, that was a great match. I'd have to think a bit on whether it's the match of the season so far, but that match had absolutely no reason to be that good and it overdelivered. The improvement Ivelisse has shown after her injury riddled third season is noticeable. She can go. Really impressive showing here.

King Cuerno vs. Mil Muertes

ER: I thought this was money too, even if Cuerno has lost significant luster since season 1. It's a big boy battle that only goes a few minutes before ending in a DQ (a LU rarity), but we get a tremendous Mil performance and a super fun slugfest finish. Cuerno felt on Mil's level a few seasons ago, a guy who could be the potential top guy in the fed, and while that feeling isn't really there for me anymore he's still a guy who makes a fun match for Mil. Mil's big right hand might be my favorite thing in the fed, and I loved him crushing Cuerno with corner lariats before dropping him with that right. But the big fireworks in this one happen once they both spill to the floor, as they do nothing more than throw punch combinations at each other. Stand and Trade is such a fickle thing for me, as it's kinda like art: I know I like it when I like it. Here I liked it, just two dudes landing big rights to the jaw, real nice worked punches that would have played well even without sound sweetening, both mixing it up with occasional body shots, some cool close up magic from both. Marty Elias tries to get them back in the ring and gets violently shoved into the front row of fans for the DQ, Elias taking a great backwards bump into the fans. This all worked for me.

TL: I'm surprised this didn't get saved until Ultima Lucha, honestly, as it really could have been built to another big match between these two who are a great pairing. I always gush on Muertes' offense, but everything he does in this setting looks so crisp. His working punch is tremendous, and then he throws these standing mounted punches that look like crap when other folks try them but he makes look good. Also gets to hit his snap powerslam and his awesome chokeslam, so I'm sufficiently entertained. This is being worked with urgency, which it should be considering their history, and I dig it. The punches they trade back and forth are fantastic, and they are absolutely hauling off on each other. Whenever the camera misses a cut on a punch and you see the impact, you can see just how they thud. I mean, I don't know who told them to go out and work a goddamn Lawler/Dundee match, but God bless whoever did. Digging the Double DQ because you could buy them tossing Marty Elias aside, but I don't like them getting "rewarded" by getting into a match with Triple P. Maybe his laziness will make him want to stand aside and let these two haul off on each other? Because that's what I want.

Aerostar/Drago/Fenix vs. The Reptile Tribe

ER: This was mostly a rush job to serve as a backdrop for a pretty - on the surface - pointless rudo turn from Fenix. I thought the match was going along fine until the silly turn, with Drago putting in a nice showing (good to see after his brutal performance against Jake Strong), getting launched into a cool dive by Fenix and hitting this trippy assisted headscissors out of the corner. Jeremiah Snake (ugh) had nice snap on his lariats and bumped big for the fliers. Everything was going fine. Then Fenix turned on Aerostar and made really made grouchy faces, and shoved Melissa to the ground. I think the Melissa/Fenix videos were among the best of those kind of vignettes they've done. They were silly, but silly in the way that I wanted, and always sweet. That's important. A turn this late in the game makes no sense, and I can't imagine anyone who was excited when seeing it happen. We'll see where it goes I guess, but this show is in the home stretch at this point, why end something like this on a sour note?

TL: I can buy Jake Strong taking on three dudes after his recent Bellator win where he looked like a goddamn machine so I'm all in on him calling folks out like that. Dark Fenix being an obvious foreshadowing for his eventual teaming up with his brother is a choice. This is my contractually obligated sentence where I talk about how I miss Pindar. Daga started working Dragon Gate recently. He's no Adam Mayhem, but at least his offense has a bit more snap to it. Really odd to see this style of wrestling after a match featuring more traditional lucha and then an all-out brawl, so it's tough for me to get into it, but also, I like maybe, what, 2 people in this match? Fenix when he's on is damn good and I've seen Kobra work some great matches in tag teams in 2018. Dark Fenix's offensive outburst was tremendous and he's that much better than his brother's dark persona in all of 75 seconds. The heel control segments in this match just aren't engaging at all. Really think this should have been worked as more of a sprint. Aerostar hits a nice Silver King dive, Dragon hits that vaulted tornillo, and then Fenix does the turn given away by his black outfit. Because that means he's evil. I agree with Eric: Losing Fenix/Melissa is a huge blow for this series' production values and for love in general. Because getting the Lucha Bros. together in LU is more important than love, I guess. It's not at all. Not even a little bit.

TL: Okay, this is an honest question: Does Antonio Cueto know how to open a beer bottle? Was that a hammer he was using to open his Modelo? Dying to know where Marty got all that cash, too. I know he's got "aztec blood" in him, but who's the benefactor giving him all that cash?




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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

2019 Ongoing MOTY List: Cain & Trevor Go Long

4. Cain Justice vs. Trevor Lee CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/16

PAS: This is a match that I have real mixed feelings about. 74 minutes is really long, I get why Lee wanted to go out with a Trevor Lee marathon, especially because he is off to the land of the four minute Noam Dar matches, but they really could have told the same story in 45 minutes, they found interesting things to do to fill the time, but it is a lot of time. I am also very tired of the indy forearm exchanges, and there were a couple of not great ones here.

I try to review matches separate from promotional booking, I want to have matches stand alone. Still having Trevor Lee win this match and walk out of the promotion with the title is really destructive booking. Lee beat everyone in this promotion multiple times, held the belt for three years and needed to drop the title to someone on his way out. How is anyone going to be invested in the next champion after he picks the belt out of the dumpster Lee threw it in on his way to the Performance Center? The promotion seems to want to push Cain as next guy, which makes sense, he is great. Still Lee went 3-0 against him in 2019, in this match he beats him into a ref stoppage, restarts the match, and then beats him again a minute later. There were multiple points in this match it would have made perfect sense to have Cain win, and to have him lose again was just deflating. All of the Ian Rotten speeches by Trevor about how Cain is the future still won't undo the damage of him being unable to get the job done. CWF doesn't seem to be doing Worldwide anymore, and is pulling stuff quickly from Twitch. I am not sure why they are making it harder to watch their product, and add that to a decimated title situation, I am really worried about the future of the promotion.

On the other hand there was a lot to love about this match, and despite my reservations I think it was damn good. This match is Cain's trial by fire, and Trevor does Fuchi style torturing better then anyone, and he really stretches and pounds on Cain in a brutal and impressive ways. It is really one sided for a long time, but they build to some big Cain moments well, and by the end I totally bought into him pulling off the win. There was a couple of really awesome spots, I loved Cain slipping in a flash gogoplata and Trevor breaking it by deadlifting him and hotshotting him on the bottom of the top rope. The last 20 minutes are really dramatic with both guys getting some really great submission based near falls, I loved all of the teases and variations of both the STF and Twist Endings, and the near fall by Cain on the Twist Ending roll up was one of the better 2.9 near falls I can remember. I think the whole crowd thought Cain had won the match. I thought the stomps Trevor did to get the ref stoppage were appropriately brutal looking, and Trevor restarting the match if Cain can beat a 10 count was a cool moment, I just wish it didn't end with another decisive Trevor win, it really was a perfect way to give Cain a win, but still protect Lee, instead it just lets Trevor beat him twice.

ER: This was going to be difficult for me, for multiple reasons. I don't think I'm great at reviewing really long matches, because much of my wrestling fandom revolves around thinking that matches don't need to go long, that most guys don't need to go long, that you should be able to accomplish whatever wrestling narrative you're trying to tell in half the time. But I fully get why this match would go long, it's woven into the CWF Trevor Lee title match narrative, it's something we expect, and going into this match we all knew it was the final Trevor Lee CWF title defense. I wish I didn't know going into this match that it was 75 minutes, as it kind hurts the drama of a long match knowing that it is going that long; but, it's also pretty impossible to not know a match was going this long, unless you watch it as it happens.

I really loved the first 60 of this, and it lost me somewhat in the last 15. As with many long matches, it's that type of thing that makes me question why it had to be this long. But what was impressive is how one-sided the first 50 minutes were, without it ever seeming like the match was going too long. It was one-sided, but the % split was just right, so that Cain never felt out of it even while he wasn't actually on top that much. Every time Cain got aggressive Trevor was right there expecting it; when Trevor was aggressive Cain wasn't always as quick on the trigger. Trevor can come off real sadistic, and I love these long matches where Trevor works slightly heel, a guy who is in control who is also rudely wiping his hand on Cain's face and working condescending holds. Trevor really big brothers Cain around the ring, and it wasn't like he wasn't treating Cain as a threat, it was more like he knew Cain was a threat but knew he was better...which admittedly makes a lot more sense if Cain was actually winning the match. Nobody likes cocky guy who definitively backs up what he says. But I like Trevor's brand of torture, and it's awesome to see someone barely old enough to rent a car look *this* comfortable in a ring. Lee wrestles like he knows exactly where he's at in there at all times, but that doesn't guarantee an engaging beatdown. The longer this Cain torture went, the more into it I got, and the more excited I got at how exciting the fans were for it. This is a crowd that ran all age ranges and genders, and there was honest to god excitement coming from the crowd every minute of this match. Do you know how special that is? Once a crowd is burnt out, it's almost impossible to get them back. Imagine starting a 75 minute match, losing them 30 in (and I would wager most indy wrestling crowds would get burnt after 30 minutes) and knowing you still had 45 minutes to gut this thing out. At that point you'd have to realize that you were only working a long match for yourself, and not for the fans. But with these fans along for the ride it felt every step of the way that this was what they wanted to see.

At first Cain's only breaks came from Trevor being too aggressive, and I liked things like Trevor kicking the ringpost to give Cain a breather. And you know the first time Cain gets chippy and one-ups Trevor, that's when Trevor utilizes the finger break. Perfect placement in the match. And I was so into all the mat scrambles and nasty work (Lee hyperextending Cain's left leg, or that absolutely brutal combo where Lee was basically working a stump puller while forcing Cain's head down by sitting on it, or violently and suddenly turning a knucklelock into a Boston crab) that I didn't want them to go into the strike exchange portion. It was ramping up that way, but I didn't totally want it to, and I think some of the striking came off lesser than the mat stuff. Now, since a lot of the striking came an hour into the match, that's kind of an acceptable reason for it to look off in spots. But we got some great nearfalls and some convincing near finishes out of it, like every time Cain went for a Twist Ending. Every reversal out of the TE was exciting, and I honestly thought Cain won it on that roll up (I knew the match went long, but didn't know the result).

I'm 100% with Phil that I just don't understand the ending. I'm a fan of restarts, and you could hear the wind get sucked out of the room when Redd stopped the match, no matter how much a stoppage made sense in that scenario. Cain wasn't defending, Redd was doing his job, the fans were quiet but it made sense. It would have been such a perfect way to get the belt on Cain, to have Trevor sense the fans' disappointment and not want to go out that way, to give the fans a true 3 count or tap out finish that they clearly wanted, to boldly declare that if Cain could answer the 10 count, he would continue the match. And when I heard that my feet started running in place where I sat, excited for Cain to fight to his feet and tap Lee.......and then Lee just beat him right after the restart. What a crushing and confusing finish. I can't think of a better way to finally beat Trevor, for him to demand a match he won be restarted - a combination of cockiness and pleasing the fans that he loved - and then getting beat because of it. But instead he beats Cain twice, and now the title I guess gets decided from some sort of tournament among guys who all couldn't ever beat Trevor Lee, some multiple times. That just feels like a shocking, major misstep to me. If I look at this match as "how many total minutes did I love?" then this match would have a super high %. But it's really hard to love something for much of its runtime and then only be able to think about how it ended.

Separately, I want to say how much I loved Cecil Miller and CL Party's commentary during this whole spectacle. I think it was pretty unquestionable before this match that Cecil is the best active wrestling commentator going, and after this match it's not even close. CL Party has grown confidently into her role and her genuine reactions are believable and welcoming to the brand. The two of them together kept me invested in every minute of this. CWF is a promotion that is big on internal history, and without Cecil and CL there organically working in historical information, I don't think the match comes off as well as it did. It's exciting to hear feud history, personal insight, no snark, commentary that doesn't sound like it's too inside or reading prepared copy; it's two people who know these two wrestlers, who have been there the entire time for everything leading up to this match, and that warmth and personal knowledge shined through the entire way. Seeing the Twist Ending get locked in on Trevor and hearing Cecil scream about how it's never been broken before made me pull my laptop closer in anticipation. CWF wouldn't be as good without these two welcoming fans to the product, and I'm glad I got to listen to them for 75 minutes.


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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

2018 Ongoing MOTY List: Ultimo Guerrero vs. Corsario Negro Jr. FOR HAIR!

64. Ultimo Guerrero vs. Corsario Negro Jr. FILLM 11/3

ER: Ultimo Guerrero is one of the bigger stars in modern lucha, who occasionally will show up to an arena to take an actual vicious beating. Corsario Negro is a big tubby guy with a physique that would stand out as tubby on the PBA tour, who apparently really values his 1.5" of hair. This whole thing opens with them brawling on the floor, and Ultimo getting battered with a crate and then stabbed in the head. Ultimo is soon bleeding, plentifully. Corsario really punches him around the arena, shots to the face and cool punches to the chest, even hits a great sneaky headbutt in the corner. Ultimo returns fire with some nice chairshots, hard but glancing. Corsario responds by bouncing a chair off Ultimo's head so damn hard that it ricochet's off Ultimo's head bones and hits a fan 10 feet away. Seeing that things have come to this, Ultimo returns the favor and pastes him with a shot straight out of 1999, that probably erased much of 1999 from Corsario's memory. This is definitely a lucha stips match. Corsario impresses the hell out of me with a monster tope, a real fast, graceful, heavy shot; and we get a series of big top rope moves and big spills, and a moment where I thought UG could plausibly lose his valuable (I assume) mullet. Bloody hair match is a match style with a pretty high floor anyway, but Corsario's beating and UG's sick enthusiasm made this one special.

PAS: For a guy who mostly bores me, Ultimo Guerrero can sure deliver in alternative circumstances. This was an old school small arena hair match. We get a bunch of blood, guys getting smacked with splintery crates, a big fat guy tope into chairs and some unprotected chair shots. The big reverse suplex and top rope powerbomb, which come off so trite when they are thrown out in the middle of the six hundred and third Volador Jr. match, really come off cool in a bloody hair match. Corsario Jr. felt like a guy losing his hair in a high profile match, and performing up to the moment. Fun stuff, and we really need to dig into all of Lucha.Tv's stuff, what a treat that Youtube gives us so much small venue lucha.


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Monday, February 18, 2019

2019 Ongoing MOTY List: Ronda vs. Bayley

4. Ronda Rousey vs. Bayley WWE Raw 1/28

ER: Sorry nerds, Ronda is Ric Flair. She's just breezing into town and making every single challenger look like they have a shot, and I literally want to see Ronda against every single woman on the roster (save Tamina, because one's statements and desires can only go so far) as she'll be able to step right in and the opponent steps up and it's exciting as all hell. Ronda just cruises in, works a leg injury, and gets Bayley her biggest reaction in who knows how long. Ronda aims to finish out of the gates and Bayley does some nice damage early, which we assume is just a couple flurries before Ronda crushes her. But soon Bayley jumps all over an awkward Ronda landing and targets that leg, and suddenly Bayley looks like she has a shot at the title. I loved Bayley's leg work, big dragon screw, stomping on Ronda's leg as she twists it, and the best: catching a Ronda kick and dropping straight down with it over her shoulder and into a kneebar. It looked like Ronda's leg was gonna snap at the knee when Bayley dropped down. Ronda is someone who is going to pay constant attention to an injury, someone already so impossibly good at small detail work. Even when she leaps up to the ropes she's still wobbly on one leg. Bayley is dominating but always in danger, as Ronda in close range can still grab an arm and land shots, but Bayley is fearless and tosses Ronda with the Bayley to Belly into the barricade. Bayley kicks Ronda's ass so much that I start wondering if this is a non-title match, or if Bayley is actually going to get the title in a move that would confuse and or tickle everyone. All the nearfalls were really convincing, and seeing Bayley land a big elbow and roll into the Banks Statement was a really cool bit of friendship on display, after what Sasha went through last night. But again, Ronda is ALWAYS right in it, and snapping a sudden rolling armbar off the top was bound to happen. This was awesome. Bayley looked like more of a threat and got bigger reactions than at any other point on the main brand, and I really just want to see Ronda pair off against everyone and hope the run never ends.

PAS: I believe the story behind this match was that rather than script it out and practice it, they basically let it be called in the ring (I might be Scott Keithing this, but I do remember hearing it). The big knock on Ronda was that she needed rehearsal, but if she can pull off something this good on the fly she is pretty undeniable. Shocked at how credible she made Bayley look, Bayley has been marginalized for years, and even at her peak worked as an underdog, not a tough shooter, but in this match she is putting on brutal kneebars, and I actually bought that she might tap an Olympic Judoka. Eric hit most of the big moments of this match, but there were a lot of little cool moments too, I loved how Bayley was working the knee, and both her and Ronda simultaneously realized that she had given up her back and they had a cool scramble. Ronda can plausibly finish a match at any moment and it really adds to the match. Great finish, that rolling armbar is a great spot and a match ender for sure.


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Sunday, February 17, 2019

WWE Elimination Chamber Running Behind Live Blog 2/17/19

Akira Tozawa vs. Buddy Murphy

ER: Boy there are a lot of guys in wrestling who look like Buddy Murphy now. It seems like they weirdly do this with the PPV 205 Live matches, like there's a weird disconnect with how they market the brand and how the brand is actually executed. Murphy comes out here working a slow, methodical match while the hype is all "coming up some highflying cruiserweight action!!" and here's Buddy Murphy holding a long rear chinlock and abdominal stretch while we get a lengthy New Day inset promo. Murphy chops the ringpost but doesn't go very far with it, and they do the cool spot where Murphy catches a tope and lifts Tozawa into a suplex. Fans were amped for Tozawa's comeback and I dug his great backdrop suplex. Tozawa is pretty awesome about getting big height on flapjacks, and they do a wild spot up top where Murphy lifts Tozawa practically about his his to throw him, and Tozawa snags him with a frankensteiner. Murphy's honky tonk strike combo looked way too much like memorized square dance steps; take that shit down to Kodiak Jacks on ladies night, take it away from my wrestling this evening. Murphy did a fine stumble out of the ring after taking a reverse rana, way more interesting than running back to do something else, and Tozawa's two fast topes to the floor looked really good, he always looks like he makes solid contact on dives. And I thought they did a good job with Buddy coming back into the ring to get hit by a big Tozawa senton while draped over the ropes. Draped over ropes spots are iffy so Murphy instead "getting back into the ring" covers it better. The scramble to the finish was really fun and I totally bought Tozawa's submission as a potential finish, and really liked the groove this settled into down the stretch.

Carmella/Naomi vs. Liv Morgan/Sarah Logan vs. Iiconics vs. Nia Jax/Tamina vs. Mandy Rose/Sonya Deville vs. Sasha Banks/Bayley

ER: I dug that they had Carmella out first, and how much of a boss she looked with an extra long moonwalk. Entrances alone got me excited for this one, with the Iiconics talking trash and laughing at the other teams, Peyton Royce's new warm hair color looking great,  Rose and Deville taking their time getting to the ring, Deville wearing cool new pants, this whole thing could be really good. I think it's a great idea to start with Rose and Deville as it feels like this puts them into a good spot to get more heat and more attention. There's a lot of good stuff to start, a little awkwardness with rope running, but Bayley bumps big a couple times into the grating around the ring, Rose takes a nasty neckbreaker onto the grating when she gets a foot stuck in the cage, cool stuff. I love Mandy Rose but damn does girl have some wild lipstick teeth. Someone really needs to do a fishhook spot and wipe it off, it makes it look like she's missing her front teeth. They do a big suplex tower stuff and I never understand why the people on the bottom of the tower sell. All they did was powerbomb someone, they didn't take a bump, but there's Logan and Morgan, just as wiped out as everyone else who took a superplex. The Iiconics coming in was my favorite part of the match as they immediately go for a dozen pinfalls and suddenly I want them to be tag champs. Things get a little crowded after awhile as nobody has been eliminated and we need to thin things out a bit (I assume Nia will do that). A few scattered incels try to ruin Carmella's team entrance but people are into it moments later when she hits a couple nice superkicks on Logan. There are 17 people on commentary I think. Trainwreck spot with people hitting suplexes and superkicks back to back to back comes off less better than WWE matches usually do those spots, and it ends with more lying around. There's lying around, but nobody getting pinned, so I'm curious where and how they want to peak this. I thought the Iiconics double pin elimination looked great, and we get the desired Nia Jax wrecking ball entrance. The horror movie monster build up to Nia and Tamina dragging Iiconics back out of a pod - like Michael Myers crashing through the closet door looking for Laurie - was long but well done, and them violently swinging the Iiconics into the cage looked great, probably best spot of the match so far. I like Nia's dominance but the match isn't totally doing it for me once the Iiconics are out of it, but Nia does an insane Bull Charge crashing through a pod at full speed and KOing herself, which is a smart way to get her out of there so everyone can target Tamina. Graves keeps talking about his daughters watching at home and it feels pointedly gross. Down to two teams the intentions are good, even if some of the executions aren't. Every time they did a pod spot it looked good (Sasha and Bayley each got their backs run into support beams) but some of the moves looked a little off, had some timing glitches. But it was laid out well enough that the fans were way into it the whole home stretch, so I'd say it was a definite success even if I thought the match underdelivered on quality.

The Miz/Shane McMahon vs. The Usos

ER: This is pretty fun as the Usos are a good team to have in there working a straight non-gimmick tag with Shane. Usos are tough but they're lean and mean now so Shane actually has a little size on them, but they still look like guys who should run over Shane. The crowd feels a little burned out after the big Chamber match so this feels like a good spot to have Shane, and the crowd is quiet throughout but does get up a bit for his flurries. Shane is the quintessential dorky dad at a BBQ, who is cracking jokes and getting too drunk on IPAs, so ends up doing some stupid stunt while his wife asks him not to, please. The coast to coast dropkick is obviously a guaranteed pop (it better be!) and him flying off into a superkick looked great. I thought the finish was actually pretty dumb though. Shane does another "dad goofing around on the roof spot" and flies through the announce table, but then we have Jimmy Usos eat knees on a splash and take the Skull Crushing Finale, but then he just rolls up Miz while getting pinned. I hate those finishes that involve a guy just taking a couple big moves and just deciding he was still the stronger man. I didn't need to see tag champ Shane, but I thought the finish could have played out better here.

Lio Rush/Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor

ER: I can't really get into this one too much, even though it has some fun flashes. I do perk up when Lashley takes a nice bump to the floor, and shortly after catches Balor and basically double legs him all the way into the ring barricade. I don't really care about this feud or the stakes though, so I just can't get too into it. They handle Balor's big comeback well though, with him making small strides against Rush after he's been worked over by Lashley, then hitting a big flip dive on both and immediately separating Rush from Lashley. Him easily moving from flip dive to attack on Rush was a smart touch, but a lot of this match didn't move me.

Ruby Riott vs. Ronda Rousey

ER: Ronda is wearing a cool version of Tamina's outfit, and this is probably pretty easily the match I'm most excited about on this card. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's a quickie. Riott stalls, Ronda hits her twisting fireman's carry and grabs the arm. Damn, what a drag. I get having a huge Goldberg finish for Ronda, but she doesn't need it, people already know she's dangerous. Every PPV match Ronda has had has made her opponent look more badass even in losing, and there's no reason that couldn't have happened here. Riott Squad feels like something the fans are dying to get behind, and their legs keep getting kicked out. A hot 8 minute matcha against Ronda would have legitimized Riott, so this was a major disappointment for me.

Baron Corbin vs. Braun Strowman

ER: Kendo stick stuff to start didn't do a lot for me, but Corbin sliding out of the ring super quick to reverse an Irish whip, then sprinting back in the ring a swinging a low as hell lariat, really shows he's been watching The Big Bossman in AJPW stuff. Tim Livingston had told me this earlier in the week when he was over, but I thought he sounded like a crazy idiot. Turns out I just haven't been paying attention to Baron Corbin matches. And in no time flat this match kind of rules, with Corbin chucking a huge ergonomic office chair at Braun and then tossing him straight into the ring steps, then clonking him with the steps. I guess I should have known that we would get a lot of interference in a No DQ match, though it robbed us of the nice brawl we were getting into. The big finish looked like a big finish, with him getting triple powerbombed through two stacked tables, read like a classic ECW spot. But I would have rather had a cool match than an advanced angle. This show has majorly underdelivered so far.

Kofi Kingston vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Daniel Bryan

ER: The Chamber has routinely been my favorite of the WWE gimmick matches. The 2011 Chamber with Lawler almost winning the title from Miz was one of the most fun live shows I've ever been to. But I'm not too excited about this Chamber match, although I'm amused at just how 2006 it is. Seriously look at the names in this one! Who would have guessed in 2006 that all 6 of these guys would be high up on arguably the largest B-level WWE PPV? The "Apex Predator" is one of the worst nicknames ever. That's about one tick away from sounding like "Dumpster Rapist" Randy Orton. Bryan and Joe start and do a nice greatest hits package, Joe throwing kicks and rolling into a kneebar, Bryan's chest getting nicely reddened, Joe attacking with more kicks and my god Bryan takes a real beating that he sells as if the beating was taking an eternity. Kofi got the big gauntlet run on Monday and he gets to look pretty triumphant and on the level of Joe and Bryan here, which is a surprising development. I would have much rather seen Big E be the breakout singles star of New Day, though I liked Kofi's tope en reversa off the cage. These guys are putting together a pretty nice collection of stuff, Samoa Joe does a huge senton right on Bryan's hip that had to have screamed. Styles has casually been taking big spills around the edge of the cage, and Hardy hitting a swanton off a pod onto Styles while Styles WAS DRAPED ACROSS THE TURNBUCKLES looked wild, total Chamber highlight reel spot. That he ate an elimination Bryan knee right after was a great touch. You knew from the gauntlet and how commentary couldn't stop talking about Kingston the whole match, that this was coming down to Bryan/Kingston. I've never been a big Kofi fan outside of cute Royal Rumble spots, and for awhile several years I thought he had the worst offense on the brand. But you cannot deny this reaction he's getting here, and Bryan is a total master and feeling like a big deal while making it seem like anybody has a chance. Kofi gets a couple of HUGE reaction nearfalls, hitting the SOS and later hitting a double stomp that almost sees him stomp Bryan's dick. Fans sound like they want a Kofi win SO bad, which is exciting. Kofi gets rammed into the pod in a real nasty way, and gets a great nearfall kickout after Bryan hits the knee. I didn't love Bryan reversing a pin immediately after taking the Trouble in Paradise, feels real dumb that someone's finisher didn't buy them a single second of dazed opponent, and they already did that exact same thing earlier into the show. Some agent needs to think of a better way to build drama. Crowd is obviously still rabid so I'll shut my idiot mouth though. It's actually kind of shocking to me how silent and disappointed the crowd got when they realized Bryan was winning. Like they wanted to see Kofi win SO BAD that once Kofi missed a big Superfly Splash (and looked like he whipped his head into the mat) the crowd got silent, like they knew THAT was it. I'm really impressed with the connection the crowd had to Kofi, it always makes a match better even if it's not a reaction I share.

ER: I thought this PPV overall was a miss, but it ended strong. The main event chamber was easily the best match on the show, and there's something to be said about ending any situation on a high note. The rest of the card didn't do much for me: Women's chamber had some great moments but some drag throughout, tag match was unexpectedly fun with a finish I didn't like, Riott got her momentum slammed shut again, I got deprived of another great Ronda match, got robbed of a big guy brawl as it was getting good...everything until the main basically left me flat. The show did end on a sustained high note, and that counts for something.



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Saturday, February 16, 2019

On Brand Segunda Caida: The Genius vs. Mark Young! Finlay vs. Barry Darsow

The Genius vs. Mark Young WWF Prime Time 12/25/89

ER: You ever unearth a (hopefully good) memory and can't really place it, but you do a little digging and figure it out? That's Mark Young for me. When I was a kid the only wrestling I saw was WWF's weekend morning lineup, and Saturday Night's Main Event. We didn't get PPV (zero chance my parents would have ordered one), and any friends I was on "sleepover" level with weren't really wrestling fans (one of those friends didn't even have a TV, and he's a cop now, so yeah). So weekend jobber matches and SNME were my insulin. And once I found out that SNME was a thing, it was harder to get excited about the squash matches, because the results - even to an 8 year old - were never in doubt. But there was this one guy who I never saw get a win, even though his matches were always way more competitive than most, and it was exciting because it made child me believe in the power of an underdog, the possibility of an upset. I randomly thought of this guy the other day, no idea who it was, only remember that he wore stars and stripes tights and I specifically remembered him having a competitive match against Mr. Perfect. Well, yesterday a random occurrence brought these memories back: someone posted an old wrestling magazine photo on Twitter, stars and stripes tights guy was in one of them, memories came rushing back, and it allowed me to pinpoint who he was and line it up to my memories.

It turns out this guy who I so desperately wanted to get an upset win through my young childhood was Mark Young. That's a name I definitely don't remember, I only remembered him having a "boring name" like the other guys who lost every week (you know, it would always be The Widowmaker vs. Greg Davis, or Mr. Perfect vs. John Jackson), but this was definitely the guy. Mark Young had a couple of fairly lengthy WWF stretches, a guy who occasionally won on house shows, rarely won on TV, and never won on the TV that I got to see. So I looked for a Mark Young match that I remember watching when it aired, and was pleasantly surprised to see how it held up, although not in specific ways that I loved when I was 8. The Genius was someone who I didn't even think was a wrestler when I was 8. When he fought Hogan on a SNME I thought there was zero chance Hogan would lose against this "tiny" guy (me being a child, I didn't notice how cut Genius was because he was standing next to this giant Hulk Hogan). I wasn't watching wrestling during Leaping Lanny Poffo, that SNME match against Hogan was my Lanny Poffo jumping off point, and if someone had tried to tell me Genius was brothers with Randy Savage I would have called them a liar (even though I was telling people that Shel Silverstein was Bad News Brown, because kids just lie a lot). And here he was against my boy Mark Young. A guy who was barely even a wrestler, vs. my boy Mark Young, who had gotten a close nearfall against Mr. Perfect? Surely this was Young's best chance to get a TV victory. I was confident this match would be the thing to finally allow him to break in.

Obviously Mark Young did not win, but the match holds up as extremely fun, and Genius holds up as an absolute asskicker. It's easy to see why I responded to the energy of Young so much: he did flips, derpy breakdancing, fast armdrags, and floated over with a cool high leaping hurricanarana for a nearfall. He felt like a guy who could beat The Genius. But the rest of this match suddenly made me want to go on a Genius deep dive. Genius had a haircut that would look great on one of the Vivian Girls, threw a bunch of nasty stomps into the back of Young's head and face, his prancing stooging still makes me laugh, and he (thanks to Young being a bit of a bump freak) practically invented the crucifix bomb. I'm so happy I figured out the identity of one of my earlier wrestling memories, and happy that it lined up with reality. Sadly, Mark Young also died young, passing away just a couple years ago. He made a very real impression on me that was still nestled somewhere in my brain 30 years later.


Fit Finlay vs. Barry Darsow WCW Nitro 9/21/98 (#158)

ER: A week ago I posted a couple WCW Worldwide reviews, and someone on Twitter started making up dream matches that they wished happened in WCW. It's a great idea, and part of the joy of those WCW syndicated shows is the dream matches you end up getting that you didn't realize were dream matches until after you watched them. Somebody in the replies mentioned Finlay vs. Blacktop Bully as their WCW syndicated dream match. Now, that match couldn't happen because Finlay wasn't in the fed while Darsow was using that gimmick, but here is the only singles match between the two, and it was used to kick off an episode of Nitro smack in the middle of the Hogan/Warrior feud. Darsow isn't a guy who really gets talked about as a legit tough guy, but he really comes off as an under the radar tough guy. He's a really big dude, and he had so many comedy gimmicks that it's easy to forget that he had no problem lacing it in against the opponents who demand it. Finlay is obviously a guy who is going to demand that. It's awesome when Finlay gets a guy like Darsow to step up. I loved Darsow throwing this meaty right hand into Finlay's jaw, and plowing straight through him with a hard as possible shoulderblock. This is Finlay's wheelhouse obviously, and he responds in kind. Darsow wins the "who has the hardest shoulderblock" game, but watch how hard Darsow bumps for Finlay's shoulderblock! Finlay pays him back by stomping on his hands, and grabbing him by teeth 3 thru 14 and elbowing his nose. This is a tight 3 minutes and I wish we had gotten the chance to see 8.



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Friday, February 15, 2019

New Footage Friday: Thesz, Valentines Jr. and Sr., Flair, All the Guerreros, Kikuchi, Slinger

Lou Thesz vs. Johnny Valentine Florida 9/1/73


MD: The Thesz/Valentine match had some frustrating cuts. We basically lose any time Valentine gets over on Thesz. What we do have here is pretty great though. It feels like a completely different beast to wrestling we have today. There are little things like how Thesz controls the center of the ring and Valentine has to work around him, the way that space and distance is used, the sheer effort in Valentine just trying to press Thesz' head down. Some of it is timeless and universal too, with Thesz getting fed up and starting to unload with the forearms, for instance. The headlock takeover counter to the bodyslam would be striking in a match now. Just a really good finishing sequence. Here's a testament to this thing: We only get seven or eight minutes but when they shifted to the up-close alternate angle, I knew exactly what spots/moments I was looking at, and in a world of flimsy HD, it's amazing just how good and legitimate this stuff looked close up.

PAS: I have a hard time watching and rating clipped up matches, feels like judging a movie based on the extended Red Band trailer. The highlights in this match were pretty choice though. Johnny Valentine is the best ever at making simple things look awesome, there is an extended armbar where he just shoves Thesz's neck to his chest, he feels like he is going to pop it off like spare button. I loved Thesz unloading in the corner with a flurry and Valentine's droopy selling, Valentine going glassy eyed really put it over the top. I was really hoping for a whole match, Valentine is an all timer, and we have very little of him, still I'll take what I can.

Ric Flair vs. Greg Valentine Mid-Atlantic 7/17/80

MD: The Flair/Valentine match was all cuts. You'd get one every few seconds. That said, you were sort of able to cobble together the narrative of the match. We don't have a ton of Flair from the summer of 80, but he was 31 (which, to put in perspective, is how old Roman Reigns was two years ago) and he was electric. The initial armwork shine was just over the top great. (The story behind this feud was Valentine coming back to the territory in late 79 to find his partner, Flair, as a face now. They had an altercation and some matches, and eventually Valentine says he wants to change his ways and work with Flair. Of course he turns on him in a cage tag match). There was blood. There was the two of them just mauling each other with shots. There was a pretty good finish. You can't judge something like this on merit considering how clipped it is, but you can tell instantly just how great a babyface Flair was that year. Hopefully they have more. Hopefully they have something complete.

Hector Guerrero/Mando Guerrero/Chavo Guerrero/Eddie Guerrero vs. Negra/Crazy 33/Ari Romero/Bonzi WIN 11/26/89

ER: This is a fun 10 minute Guerrero Familia showcase, similar to the 4 Horsemen showing up on the Pro to take on Bobby Walker, JL, and Men at Work. This actually works out to be mostly a Mando showcase, which is a fun twist, and I really liked his quick Indian deathlocks and fast work around an armbar, and he even got to be the one to save Hector (during the one moment the Guerreros weren't really in control) with nice babyface punches. The match is mostly pretty simple ring cut off stuff, some arm drags, some backdrops, fairly one-sided towards the Guerreros, but we build to a really great early tower of doom spot with every single person in the match getting stacked and climbing on top of each other like a big cheerleading routine finale, before everybody crashed to the mat with back bumps. Couldn't get a big sense of the non-Guerreros in this: Romero felt like a guy I'd want to see again, loved him stooge bumping to the floor and running down the aisle through the crowd to get away; Bonzi seemed like kind of a load, or like a not-nearly-as-good Phil Hickerson type who shows up in new masked gimmicks every other week; Crazy 33 felt like a Bestia Salvaje type professional, and there's probably a reason he was in for a lot of this.

MD: Sometimes we watch things because they're great. Sometimes we watch them because they're new and novel. Sometimes we watch them because we just have to. This is a little bit of all of that. Despite the size of the video, the match isn't all that long. The first half is a presentation of a plaque to Gory with all of his kids involved. Each one comes up to him in turn. It's heartfelt, special stuff. The match itself was fun. The rudos were game. Crazy 33 stood out enough as a stooging base that I'd like to see more of him. Mando shines in an environment like this, one where the good guys are meant to be triumphant and the rudos are meant to be clowned. The Guerreros work like a well-oiled machine. There's no real heat to this, just some moments where they rile young Eddy or get Hector in the corner for a minute. It all breaks apart at the end in a huddle in the corner, with Eddy coming out of it with a big electric chair drop off the second rope. Good, celebratory stuff.

PAS: Crazy 33 is Rocky Star who was in that cool mask match with Fuerza and Santo so it makes sense he is the standout rudo here. Eric really hit the nail on the head comparing this to a WCWSN semi-squash, but it is still super cool to see all the Guerreros together. I would have loved to see a little more of Chavo, but I am on record as enjoying watching Mando eat folks up. Eddie was a little unpolished but was an athletic marvel, so fast and explosive. Would really love to see these four against some real competition, but this was nifty.

Tsuyoshi Kikuchi vs. Richard Slinger AJPW 3/3/91 

ER: For a guy who is the ultimate babyface in trios matches, Kikuchi certainly takes every chance he gets to show what a prick he can be. This gets unprofessional really quick, but never verges into "somebody stop the damn match something is wrong!" territory. Both guys appear to be working together, while also clearly beating the shit out of each other and taking liberties at any chance. Slinger starts with some simple light leg kicks to gauge distance...and then Kikuchi pounces in and starts unhinging Slinger's jaw with elbows. And from there that's what this match becomes, and it's incredible. Kikuchi clearly starts elbowing Slinger in the back of the head on the mat, and Slinger doesn't look super cool with it, so Slinger starts picking his own shots; my favorite was when he was locking in an STF and "accidentally" kicked Kikuchi in the back of the head while swinging his leg over. And that STF. My god. Slinger bends Kikuchi back into the most demonic upward dog pose you've seen. The struggler is real in this motherfucker. Every elbow looks angry, every kick lands on a jaw, neither man can stand up off the mat without stepping hard onto the other's face....and yet this isn't some no selling dick contest. These two sell and bump for the other...while looking like they are trying to injure and sandbag each other. It's incredible. Kikuchi has to muscle Slinger through on a backdrop, really looking like Slinger just got as heavy as possible. I was expecting Kikuchi to turn around and kick his teeth in, but instead Kikuchi sells how difficult it was to muscle him over by falling into the ropes. We get THEE GREATEST backslide exchange in pro wrestling history, looking like the only instance of two guys trying to shoot backslide each other. The struggle over this backslide is the stuff of legend, the most struggle during the most violent backslide skirmish you've ever seen. Both of my shoulders would have been dislocated if I were part of this exchange. Slinger hits a wicked spinkick under Kikuchi's chin, Kikuchi locks in a super vertical crab to snap Slinger's back, and you KNOW the chickenwing that ends the match gets held WELL after the tap out. This match would stand out as notably violent on any card in history, a truly incredible find. GOD BLESS CAMCORDER OWNERS WHO ALSO PRESERVED THEIR FOOTAGE.

MD: This is a good problem to have, but the amount of AJPW footage we have to comb through is daunting. There are the endless six man tags with a lot of the same guys that you know will all be good, which add to the litany of these matches that we already have and that are part of the canon. Why do you go for one instead of the other, etc. Really, the only way to handle this is just to watch everything, but who has the time for that?

That said, this was a disc I wanted to look at because it was full of bonkers tag matches (main evented by yet another Mitsuharu Misawa, Toshiaki Kawada, & Kenta Kobashi vs. Jumbo Tsuruta, Akira Taue, & Masanobu Fuchi sort of match). The first match on the card was this though. I figured I'd start there since we just had fun with Slinger last week.

That's the thing with these. You never know when you're going to find something great. This is great.

Just from the get go, you have Kikuchi responding to a few Slinger low kicks by charging in with brutal forearms. Slinger's response was a roundhouse superkick out of nowhere. It never lets up from there. They follow it up with gritty, competitive yet somehow still tricked out grappling, bookended and enhanced by the two of them just beating the crap out of one another or Kikuchi grinding Slinger's face to dust with his boot (something that Slinger reversed into a Dragon Sleeper/STF, by the way). Later on Kikuchi moves out of a grounded armbar into a front facelock, respositioning Slinger to lift him up into this big twisting slam, and following it up with a deep crab/half crab. A minute later they'll work organically into Slinger hitting a floatover suplex or taking Kikiuchi's head off with a spinning wheel kick. It never really feels like two guys just hitting spots though. Everything has weight and impact and time to settle in. Everything's earned and takes a couple of extra shots or finding an opening for them to hit it. This is even true for the finish (Slinger throwing kicks, Kikuchi catching a foot, Slinger going for the enziguri, Kikuchi ducking it, both guys being down for a moment, and then Kikuchi taking advantage of the positioning for a Tazmission of all things). It's just that sort of match.

PAS: This was a blast, Slinger who was Terry Gordy's cousin seemed to only have a career in Japan (are there any TN indy Slinger matches? Someone ask Beau James or Kris Zellner) and he is fully qualified to have a banger with a guy like Kikuchi. Kikuchi was half himself, half his arch enemy Fuchi in this match,  he gets tortured with some sort of violent reverse STF, which some indy guy needs to steal ASAP, and also lies in a boston crab that looked like it would snap Slingers back. I liked how both guys would fire back, refusing ever to get washed away with the wave of the other guys offense. That backslide was as awesome as Eric described it as and basically the whole match had that sense of real struggle.


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Thursday, February 14, 2019

2018 Ongoing MOTY List: Makabe vs. Spencer

47. Daniel Makabe vs. Artemis Spencer 3-2-1 Battle! 3/9


ER: This whole match was worked as a really frenetic sprint, and it had this unfocused quality that added to the match. Sometimes I say a match is unfocused if it feels like the guys in there had no actual real plan of how to work things out, so they just try a hodgepodge of indy matches and squish them all together. But for this match I think unfocused is a compliment, as it felt like both guys were working for a finish from the opening bell (opening chant?) and kept that vibe up through the finish. The strategies and attacks were manic so you didn't get either of them going for one specific finish, so the unfocused nature benefitted the match as it felt like the whole thing could end at any time. They made good use of rope breaks so neither guy was hanging out in a submission for too long, and they did a great job of constantly butting up against each other to try to cancel each other out during the grappling. They end up in a bunch of cool tangles, like Spencer locking in a kneebar and then locking up Makabe's free leg, or the few cool scraps that resulted from blocked roll-ups (like a triangle out of a Makabe sunset flip) or knucklelocks, Makabe getting a hold loosened by digging his elbow into Spencer's thigh, Makabe always grinding his forearm on Spencer's chin during pinfalls. Makabe gets his arm worked over with some Fujiwaras (liked Spencer getting big leverage on it, bridging up his legs), and I loved how Makabe kept selling his arm throughout, loved how he still used his punch and great elbow as a blunt object with the hurt arm. The finish with a bunch of flipping knucklelock trickery ending with Makabe suckering him into an STF was killer. This match was super fun, almost like a scrambly version of a Hideki Suzuki match.

PAS: I thought this was really good, with Spencer looking like he was on Makabe's level in this weird garage rock bassist Battlarts that Makabe has going on up in Seattle. I loved how both guys kept going for prawn holds that would get countered: Makabe went for one that Spencer flipped into a triangle, and later countered a Makabe prawn into a sleeper. They went back to it for the finish with Spencer trying a prawn hold and getting caught in a nasty STF. Not many strikes, but they all looked good. Makabe has such boney elbows that they really look painful when they land. I love a mat scramble and this whole match was a long mat scramble with both guys doing cool memorable stuff.


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Wednesday, February 13, 2019

My Favorite Wrestling: WCW Saturday Night 5/16/98

Road Block vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan

ER: This was pretty great, maybe my favorite Duggan WCW syndicated match. That's not super high praise, as Duggan was a fairly selfish syndicated worker, prone to no selling punches and kind of gobbling up lower totem pole guys. But Roadblock didn't get gobbled up at all, and got an extended run here as a great 60s style big man. Roadblock wasn't going to move much of a needle in 1998, a guy born way too late. I like his clumsy but heavy kicks to the stomach, high elbow drop, he really gets to beat Duggan around the ring, and he gets a long and awesome bearhug. He's really squeezing Duggan, holding him up in the air, and the camera clearly keeps it above the waist on tight shots, especially when Roadblock starts shaking him. "Nobody needs to see these two violently rubbing mons pubis, keep it high and tight!" Duggan fights out of it with punches and a headbutt, but Roadblock hangs on so we get a cool extended bearhug on television. Duggan works stiff on his comeback, throws a nice "back up" shot, hits this killer and big corner punches. Roadblock misses a huge splash off the middle rope to set up Duggan's clothesline and big kneedrop. This was really competitive for a Duggan match, became an unexpectedly fun big boy banger.

Barry Horowitz vs. Marty Jannetty

ER: Man 1998 Jannetty always looked such a decade behind the times. Horowitz is a guy I really appreciate on these shows. He was beyond the "dependable" tag that gets hung on him, he was a guy who always found a different way to fill 4 minutes. He would experiment with offense, and be entertaining in matches where he dominated (like this one) or ones that he gets worked over. I thought this match was fantastic, Horowitz has nice strikes and dominates the action, throws hard stomps to Duggan's head and drops a leg, comes up with a cool rolling cradle out of a stump puller, a guy who really looks good in control of  a match. But the Jannetty comeback is incredible, as Horowitz comes up with a crazy way to transition Marty back to offense: Horowitz climbs to the top while Jannetty is laid out, but Barry flies balls first into a waiting atomic drop. That's the best transition, totally precision landing, cool concept. Jannetty wins with an absolutely gorgeous fistdrop off the TOP ROPE, truly one of the finest fistdrops I've ever seen, and a fine fistdrop is something that can truly warm my pro wrestling heart. This show could just be one 2 hour GIF.

Mean Gene gives an unfortunate interview with Fit Finlay where they hype his upcoming Slamboree match against Chris Benoit, and Gene says how Benoit is someone who can "really tie you up". What did Gene know?

Horace vs. Juventud Guerrera

ER: My favorite matches on these shows tend to be the ones where the result is somewhat in doubt. And this is a fun example of that. Horace is a guy I seem to be a highish vote on (I like him as a well above average big thug type), but he's not super high on the WCW totem pole. and big guys did mostly steamroll over non Rey Mysterio small guys in WCW, but Juvy was a guy who had been treated as a potential future Mysterio. So this was a fun match with a rare mystery outcome. Horace was great at tossing around Juvy early, and only made Juvy's big comeback more exciting. Juvy looked really explosive on the comeback, even got to hit a big plancha. And Horace does actually win the match, but it big interference from Reese. So Juvy loses, but takes on a full heavyweight and only loses because a freakshow giant crushes him. '98/'99 Juvy was really great.

Johnny Swinger vs. Jerry Flynn

ER: This episode is a real classic so far, full of fun and kind of unexpected gems. Swinger here plays the really underrated role of "overly cocky small guy", and seriously who is the crowd supposed to cheer for in this one? Flynn looks like a meathead doofus karate guy who would be a traitor working as a karate guy for the Vietcong in a direct to video Christopher Mitchum movie. And Swinger is a greasy punk who wears just-sleeves instead of a full ring jacket and grinds his hips in between moves. So you get two stubblemugs working a stiff match, and it's great. Swinger really comes off like an under a under the radar tough guy, always able to eat a beating from tough guys, always seems to get matched up with tough guys and leans into strikes, and always works snug when he gets to work offense, despite a usual size discrepancy. Flynn gets a lot of nice big kicks, Swinger makes those kicks look great, but Swinger also gets a hot start and gets to look on Flynn's level. I'm not sure I've seen Swinger win a match in WCW, but he's a guy I appreciate the more I see.

Len Denton vs. Disco Inferno

ER: Here's a rare bird indeed! A 1998 Len Denton sighting! I really liked 1998 Len Denton. Almost a best case scenario Jim Neidhart. He hits hard on shoulderblocks, throws his body into a lariat, sets up a good backdrop, a good workmanlike body slam. Len Denton is the kind of guy you get excited to see on a Saturday Night. Disco Inferno is the world's most successful Ken Marino character, and for those reasons this easily works. Denton really flies into a missed elbow drop off the middle rope, drops fast on the Chartbuster. It was short, but it was what you wanted.

If this episode were closer to Halloween I would assume that Gene was doing some kind of killer Stop Making Sense costume but this is in May. Mean Gene looks like a man dying before our eyes.

And then we get one of those batshit insane but also smug as hell baller Eric Bischoff promo where he keeps casually and "calmer than you are" challenging Vince to show up at Slamboree to get a shitkicking. What a lunatic concept, just trying to challenge your competition to some kind of shoot. And you just know it actually got under Vince's skin and he probably had to be talked out of showing up. There has to be some good stories behind that angle right?

Disorderly Conduct vs. High Voltage

ER: This episode is a thing of marvelous beauty. This match is sweet heroin rushing into my veins, two dudes with mullets and purple singlets versus two guys with on paper better hair but neon green singlets just doing a hot moves sprint. This is the stuff you want. You want Mean Mike breaking out a chinbreaker and body slam double teams, you want Robbie Rage hitting a huge butterfly suplex and Kenny Kaos hitting a huge powerslam running Tough Tom into the turnbuckles. This was the kind of fast paced short tag match that WCW syndicated shows did so much better at than similar era WWF.

Lenny Lane vs. Kidman

ER: Lane is a fun cruiserweight comedy stooge that probably doesn't get enough credit for being a fun TV performer during this era. Lane's stuff is a little telegraphed, but he has a fun roll up, really great headscissors, a couple unique slams. Kidman is game as a bumper but seems a little uninventive in getting to his spots, kind of awkwardly grabbing his bulldog off the ropes when it looked like he wanted to just end things. The shooting star didn't crush Lane's windpipe, so that's a relief. This was at minimum a nicely paced cruiserweight match, unique in its lack of luchador (it was almost always luchador vs. white guy in the weekly Saturday Night showcase match), this added to the episode's already high bang for the buck factor.

Evan Kourageous vs. Saturn

ER: Seeing Evan Karagias (I used the actual spelling they used onscreen up above) run out for a match makes my heart sink a little. The show had been doing so well. BUT, Saturn comes out, and he's a guy who could be a jerk sometimes, so you instantly think this pretty boy with the bad goatee might get roughed up! Kidman gets on the mic before the match and asks Karagias if he wants to get beat by the Rings of Saturn, or the Death Valley Driver? And this is a tremendous beating from Saturn, total great squash. Karagias gets a somewhat sold dropkick, and Saturn bumps for a flippy DDT, but the rest is Saturn throwing high kicks to the face, a big overhead butterfly belly to belly, hard dropkick while vaulting off a chair, Psychosis level height guillotine legdrop, and sticks him with the dvd. Saturn looked like the most fun wrestler in WCW in this match, he really went through some fun bursts.

Yuji Nagata vs. Goldberg

ER: If you asked people when this match happened "Which of these two guys will be in the Observer Hall of Fame in 20 years?" how many people would have met Nagata. Goldberg was a nuclear megastar here. The crowd goes absolutely mental the entire match. Nagata starts throwing fast high kicks and Goldberg shrugs them off, starts with his weird shit like his rolling knee bar and his backflip and catches a Nagata kick to whip him with his cool dragon screw, and the fans are just losing their minds. When he levels him with an absolute battering ram of a spear, these people can't contain themselves. Goldberg holds the Jackhammer for exactly 7 seconds, and Goldberg had to be the most popular man in all of Springfield, Illinois that afternoon.

Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Fit Finlay

ER: Earlier in the episode they announced this match but I thought it was Finlay vs. Chavo, which I'm sure would have been good, but Finlay vs. Eddie is way more legendary sounding. Oh, and it IS Finlay vs. Chavo, because Eddie is so generous that he opts to give his nephew the TV Title opportunity. So that means that WCW blew its own reveal earlier in the episode where at the very beginning of the show they announced Finlay vs. Chavo. I knew I didn't mishear that shit. Why would they film an angle and then blow the surprise 90 minutes earlier? And sometimes Finlay really comes off like a cold-blooded assassin in matches. Here he gives a joyless beating at Chavo, not wanting to get involved in the uncle/nephew drama, and really showing off some great hard wrestling offense. Chavo doesn't get a lot of extended action but doesn't totally allow himself to be swallowed up. Even if he's not getting a string of moves he still would do things like throw body blows when getting picked up off the mat, at least giving us some struggle. Finlay is busy as usual, tossing constant stomps to a downed Chavo, hitting the hardest forearm to the back, lifting him up for an absurdly high bodyslam (he was holding Chavo by his head and shoulders! Like a vertical suplex almost but just yoinked up like a bodyslam), really buries that shoulder to the gut on the rolling fireman's carry, and Eddie is playing faux concerned the entire time on the floor. Eddie even puts his white towel over his head so he doesn't have to see poor Chavo take a nasty as hell tombstone.

What a perfect little episode of 1998 syndicated WCW. I've somehow written up more 1999 Saturday Night episodes than 1998, and that feels like a misguided mistake. 1998 was really my sweet spot at the time, and this episode really backed up my emotions and memories. Total front to back banger right here.


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