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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

CWF Mid-Atlantic Worldwide Episode 137

Episode 137

Aric Andrews vs. Mace Li

PAS: Li comes out to interrupt Andrews and they appear to have turned Andrews face, which is a move I can't support. You can't turn the most hateable guy in your fed babyface, it is just a waste of that scuzzy hair and punchable face. This match took a couple of minutes to get going, but I ended up enjoying it. Loved Andrews using his long legs to push Li off and hit a big boot, and the finishing roll up was neat.

ER: Maybe this is just one of those Arena Mexico "rudo against other Mexicans, tecnico against an invader" type deals? Like people will still hate Andrews but just hate Mace Li more? I do love the reaction Li gets in the Sportatorium. It's beyond heel heat, but it's not indifference either; people just seem really, really annoyed by him. The match and moment did feel like it was intended to turn Andrews face, and I think that would be a damn shame. I feel like a long tag run with Lee Valiant would be far more productive, but I will say I'm happy that it appears he's growing back some facial hair. Not a fan of beardless Andrews. The match was fine but didn't have much to it. Li has never looked bad to me, but he also hasn't done a lot to make his matches stick out much in my mind right after watching them. Maybe it's me.

Cain Justice vs. Joey Lynch

ER: I realize one of my favorite things about Cain Justice is that his matches are tight, focused, and have a nice narrative thread. And I didn't really think about it too much until this match. A lot of stuff in this looked good, but I had to keep asking myself why I wasn't getting into it at all. It was overly long, unfocused, and the only narrative seemed to be "Lynch is going to use every piece of offense and every thigh slap he knows, and everyone is going to forget about every move immediately after it happens". This could have really killed if it was maybe 9 minutes instead of 16. I liked all of Cain's attacks on the arm, bending it around the corner buckle and kicking at it, a nice Pele kick that I didn't see coming (with Cain holding Lynch's arm and essentially pulling the arm into a falling kick), but Lynch doesn't pay it much attention. I mean, after the match he hilariously acts like he needs to desperately hold his arm or risk losing it, but during the match he seemed more focused on stringing together his next indy combo. Potentially cool moments like Cain dropping in with an armbar were immediately ignored, and it made it seem like Lynch hitting all his offense was the most important thing to him in the match. I don't like how it makes the guys in other Justice singles matches look, either. All those prior matches showed that Justice is prone to cockiness and rookie mistakes, but his subs and strikes are lethal, here Lynch treated every strike the same, treated an armbar like no big deal, it was just annoying. I liked some of Lynch's work, particularly his bridges, like when he bridged out of the armbar and almost got a flash pin, but he was too go go go when the match would have been more interesting with him throwing out half as much offense. It's a specific style of indy work that I don't care for, right down to waiting in the ring for the post-match 'We Had a War' 'Please Come Back' applause.

PAS: I did think Cain had a fun performance, but I agree with Eric that this match was completely overstuffed. Lynch felt like a guy who was going to have one wrestling match ever, and wanted to get in every bit of cool offense he ever saw or thought up. Some of the stuff did look pretty cool, Lynch has a nasty german suplex, and I liked his clothesline into the ropes, but there was just so much stuff I had a hard time caring about it. Felt like Lynch took control of the match and it ended up being Cain working a Lynch match, rather then Joey working a Cain match. I did think Cain had a bunch of cool ideas, and I love how deadly the twist ending is, but this was real bloaty

ER: Arik Royal gets drawn to face Jesse Adler at BattleCade and...I just cannot see any kind of plausible way that Adler does not get absolutely demolished by Royal. Adler is so much smaller and has not looked the least bit credible in any of his wins against similarly sized guys. On paper this just looks like Royal should completely run over Adler. In singles matches alone this year Royal has beaten Chet Sterling, Snooty Foxx, Dirty Daddy, took Trevor Lee over a half hour, and none of those guys should have trouble beating Jesse Adler. This should lead to Royal holding the TV title, which would be an awesome and welcome addition to my weekly CWF viewing. I really love Royal and seeing him defending a belt against randomly drawn challengers sounds amazing.

Arik Royal/Roy Wilkins vs. Chet Sterling/Ric Converse

ER: Good long tag match with nice performances for all involved. Converse and Sterling are a good babyface tag team and seeing how much I like Converse right now makes me really want to go back and check out all the "peak" Converse that I've never actually seen. He sells damage well for a bigger guy, always surprised me with stuff (like his heavy crossbody early in the match) and always brings nice punches. Sterling is good in a tag setting like this, and he ramps up the crazy here with a huge flip dive way past the ringpost into the All-Stars. Wilkins was good at bumping for Sterling's hot comeback offense, and Royal is the total king, knowing when to bail to the floor and when to toss in great dick moves (like stepping onto Sterling's back instead of just over him to get where he needed to be). The match never settled down, and the restlessness was part of the fun. You got the sense the match could end soon, or go another 20 minutes. and I love the All-Stars go to knux shot, such a great ace constantly looming up the sleeve of all their matches. Royal always makes the knux shots counts and Sterling really took a spill off the top from it.

PAS: I loved Royal in this, great shit talking, cool bodypunches in the corner, great cutting off of both guys. All-Stars are a great old school heel team, and this was a good fired up babyface performance by Sterling and Converse. Sterling is at his his best when he is selling, so a long tag match like this works to his strengths. Also he can just tag out rather then have to do a forced hulk up which always mars his long singles. I loved the knux shot as a body shot instead of to the head, Sterling really sold it like he cracked a rib.

ER: The show closing angle between CW and Converse was a great one. After costing Converse the match CW handcuffs Converse to the ropes and lays out the ref with an all time spinebuster and then pulls up a seat to have a chat with Converse. The build throughout the promo was great, with Anderson playing condescending and dominant champ, wanting that title vs. career match, and Converse - still cuffed to the ropes - able to able to finally get under CW's skin by agreeing to the match...as long as it's I Quit. CW showing vulnerability to that was great, even though his opponent was cuffed to the ropes he was visibly rattled, and the fans were trying to get to him the whole time as well. Awesome segment leading into what looks to be an absolutely stacked BattleCade.

PAS: Yeah it was really great, I loved how Converse pulled out the I Quit match as CW's achilles, mentioning the ECW Tommy Dreamer I Quit he lost. I loved Converse getting the upper hand even though he was cuffed to the top rope.

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Complete and Accurate Cain Justice



Cain Justice has had the most entertaining rookie year I can remember. Kind of mix of young Minoru Suzuki and John Tatum he mixes crazy submissions with hateable smirking and shtick. We are pretty early on Cain as he has only really wrestled for CWF-Mid-Atlantic. 2018 should be a big year for him, as hopefully he branches out and wrestlers other places. As always the matches will be split up to SKIPPABLE, FUN, GREAT and EPIC.


2016

Cain Justice vs. Dirty Daddy CWF Mid-Atlantic 12/30/16 - GREAT

2017

Cain Justice vs. Chet Sterling CWF Mid-Atlantic 1/21/17 - GREAT
Tag Team Apocalypto CWF Mid-Atlantic 1/21/17 - SKIPPABLE
Cain Justice vs. Dirty Daddy CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/11/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Montana Black CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/4/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Dominic Garrini CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/25/17 - EPIC
Cain Justice vs. Chip Day vs. Otto Schwanz vs. Smith Garrett vs. Aric Andrews vs. Trevor Lee CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/25/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Slade Porter CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/11/17 - SKIPPABLE
Cain Justice/Tripp Cassiday vs. The Insiders CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/24/17 - FUN
Cain Justice/Tripp Cassiday vs. Sandwich Squad CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/25/17 - FUN
Cain Justice vs. Darius Lockhart CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/25/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice/Keith Mac/Luke Grimes vs. Snooty Foxx/Vlad Boleshav/Cecil Scott CWF Mid-Atlantic 4/8/17 - SKIPPABLE
Cain Justice vs. Dominic Garrini CWF Mid-Atlantic 4/29/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Ric Converse CWF Mid-Atlantic 5/13/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Cecil Scott CWF Mid-Atlantic 5/20/17 - EPIC
Cain Justice vs. Mitch Connor CWF Mid-Atlantic 6/24/17 - EPIC
Cain Justice/Aric Andrews/Zane Dawson/Dave Dawson vs. Snooty Foxx/Dirty Daddy/Chet Sterling/ Smith Garrett CWF Mid-Atlantic 7/15/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Chip Day CWF Mid-Atlantic 7/29/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice/Dirty Daddy/Movie Myk vs. Frankie Flynn/Brian Carson/Evan Adams CWF Mid-Atlantic 8/12/17 - FUN
Cain Justice vs. Dirty Daddy CWF Mid-Atlantic 8/26/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice/Ethan Alexander Sharpe/Otto Schwanz vs. Dirty Daddy/The Proletariat Boar of Moldava/Ian Maxwell CWF Mid-Atlantic 9/9/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Jason Kincaid Modern Vintage Wrestling 9/16/17- GREAT
Cain Justice vs. "Tank Engine" Thomas Munoz CWF Mid-Atlantic 9/23/17 - FUN
Cain Justice/Ethan Alexander Sharpe vs. Faye Jackson/Dirty Daddy CWF Mid-Atlantic 9/30/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Number Dad BCW 10/8/17 - GREAT 
Cain Justice vs. Dirty Daddy CWF Mid-Atlantic 10/18/17 - EPIC
CWF Rumble CWF Mid-Atlantic 10/18/17 - EPIC
Cain Justice/ Stokely Hathaway/Ethan Alexander Sharpe/Brian Carson/Joshua Cutshall/Frankie Flynn/Philly Collins/Marino Tenaglia vs. Dirty Daddy/Jesse Adler/Cam Carter/Michael McAllister/Nick Richards/Mitch Connor/Darius Lockhart/Caprice Coleman CWF Mid-Atlantic 11/18/17 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Joey Lynch CWF Mid-Atlantic 12/21/7 - FUN
Cain Justice vs. Nick Richards CWF Mid-Atlantic 12/30/17 - EPIC


2018

Cain Justice vs. Jesse Adler CWF Mid-Atlantic 1/13/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Ian Maxwell CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/10/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Cam Carter CWF Mid-Atlantic 2/24/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice/Ethan Alexander Sharpe vs. Nick Richards/Michael McAllister CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/1/18 - GREAT
Tag Team Battle Royal CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/17/18 - FUN
Cain Justice/Ethan Alexander Sharpe vs. Hurricane Shane Helms/Ric Converse CWF Mid-Atlantic 3/17/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Fred Yehi ACTION Wrestling 4/27/18 - EPIC
Cain Justice vs. Kevin Ku PWF 6/8/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice vs. Gary Jay Scenic City Invitational 8/3/18 - GREAT
Cain Justice/Mance Warner vs. The Carnies Scenic City Invitational 8/4/18 - FUN

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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

2018 Ongoing MOTY List: Gargano v. Almas

1. Johnny Gargano v. Andrade "Cien" Almas NXT TakeOver: Philadelphia 1/27

PAS: I have been a Sombra and Gargano skeptic for quite a while, but there was no denying this match. It maybe the apex of the current juniors inspired 2018 wrestling style, it isn't a style I loved, and it is a style that has taken over wrestling, but I can't imagine it will be done better then this. It had big moves, lots of nearfalls, but what really separated this from your random Seth Rollins main events was the excellent individual emotional performances by both guys.

Almas was in classic rudo mode, using every shortcut he could, and constantly being upended. All the Gargano reversals in this match felt less like dance moves and more like a guy finding ways around traps set by movie villain. I loved the Gargano dive to the back, right into the Vega rana into the stairs, just great timing, and a perfect set up to Candace leaping from the crowd which was an awesome bit of babyface wrestling, it felt like a moment you would see in a classic 80s match and it turned a terrible Philly chanting smark crowd into the Greensboro coliseum in 1985. I totally bought into the finally Garagano submission attempt, felt like the moment where the underdog would finally get over the top, and the toe on the rope was a great bit of crowd deflating storytelling. Things don't always work out, and the good guy doesn't always win. That double knees into the LED board combined with Gargano's glassy eyed selling was such a great killshot. I imagine Gargano will get the belt eventually and that will be a huge moment, but I felt let down here, good to see that wrestling can still do that.

ER: This kind of match is the reason we watch pro wrestling. This match is the pinnacle of modern "know your opponent's moveset" counter wrestling, executed to perfection. This match is what New Japan fans see when they watch a New Japan main event. This match had high end emotion, a build that wouldn't quit, four people who perfectly understood their roles, and all executed perfectly. This match was special. Going into this match I had no dog in this fight. I've never been a big Gargano guy, but the story hooked me. Everybody involved in this match hooked me, and by the end - even though I had already seen Almas with the belt at the Rumble - I still wanted Johnny to win. The match was so good that even though I knew Gargano wasn't holding the title the next night, I still sat there saying "But what if..." The nearfalls were laid out so well that they got me thinking that any result was possible. Maybe Johnny wins and the result somehow gets held up. All I know is that by the end of this I was fully on board a Gargano title win. I wanted it. Every single part of this match worked for me.

We start with an early struggle over moves, fast mat exchanges, Almas going for the hammerlock DDT, Gargano squirming out, Gargano going for the crossface, Almas squirming out, all good stuff. And the pace never really slows down. The execution was excellent, and they took several played out scenes and made them fresh again. We had an actual interesting elbow exchange, with Almas firing off left right combos to stagger Gargano, and Gargano returning fire, that sounds rote when written out, but the devil is in the details and they made it seem right; the sequence with a couple of double clotheslines leading to both men slapping each other down was one of the coolest, meanest mirror sequences I've seen; the learned moveset stuff can come off dance-y and cute, here I thought it looked exactly as intended: two guys working at breakneck speed barely able to anticipate what was coming next. We get tons of great reversals leading to great nearfalls, like Almas catching a Gargano spear and dropping a knee into his chest, then locking on a reverse tornado DDT, or Almas missing a double stomp and getting tossed into the buckles. But every match these days has reversals of reversals, and the key here is both guys selling them off the charts, making the moves look like they deserve these nearfalls, and not getting far ahead of themselves. They never hit a series of match ending spots in the middle and then continue to work for 20 minutes, they built this all perfectly, making each pin seem like a plausible match finish. But the little things were great! Almas holding Gargano's arm before going for the stomp, Gargano rubbing at his back after a pin, Almas missing a sharp downward stike to set up the turnbuckle dropkick, dried blood on Gargano's lips, missed moves that looked like they didn't think they would miss, the camera angle of Vega storming at Gargano and seeing LeRae emerge in front of the camera, Almas slumping onto Gargano after the hammerlock DDT didn't win it, the crowd erupting when Gargano kicked out of that DDT. It was all there.

Vega and LeRae involve themselves at the perfect time, the timing was excellent. Vega breaking the Escape was huge, it felt like the potential finish and her breaking it really felt like it crossed a line. Right after and Gargano hits a mean tope to the back of Almas' head, plastering him into the wall, and the second the Younger's back is turned Vega is on the apron, dishing an awesome rana on Gargano that sends him into the ringsteps. All match long we had seen LeRae sitting front row, including a great early moment when Gargano splats off the apron right in front of her, missing a somersault senton. Finally she jumps the barricade and unloads on Vega, throwing hard mounted punches and chasing her to the back. With Vega gone I was convinced Almas was toast. It felt like the final tide shift needed for Gargano. And the Escape rope break was heartbreaking, with Gargano looking over his shoulder to see Almas' boot on the ropes. Johnny looked like he knew that was it. The Almas knees were used great, the first one into Gargano's face, the next one that looked like it missed with the full force of Almas' body, and of course that devastating killshot into the LED ringpost. The loss was devastating. The loss felt like an actual heartbreaking sports loss. It meant something. Little things made this match, big things made this match, everything made this match. This match is everything.


2018 MOTY MASTER LIST

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Monday, January 29, 2018

2017 Ongoing MOTY List: Tigre Rojo v. Barbaro 1 Mascara contra Cabellera

30. Tigre Rojo v. Barbaro 1 ASR 10/15

PAS: Rojo is an old Arena Puebla technico, who is probably in his mid 50s, this is clearly his home arena (a painting of his mask is up on the wall next to Santo), so the crowd is going batshit watching him wager his mask. Barbaro is a Puebla rudo, and instead of working spots in an opening six-man they are spraying blood all over the ring, and doing dangerous dives no one this old and fat should ever try. First two falls are short and good, with both guys bleeding a bunch, but in the third fall it gets truly nuts. Babaro needs the ref's help to get to the top rope, but then he uncorks this crazy flying senton off the top onto Rojo and his seconds. Rojo responds a little later with a flying seated flip senton (imagine Fantastik or Super Astro) to the floor. By the end we get some great near falls, with the crowd going nuts. Some of the execution wasn't the cleanest, but I will forgive wonky execution when it is coated in this much blood

ER: Two fat guys enter wearing mostly blanco, leave almost entirely rojo. This is a mega bloody brawl, with some absolutely spectacular (and entirely unexpected) spots making up an all time great tercera. The primera and the segunda drew blood, big blood, and also set up great false finishes in the tercera. Barbaro crushes Rojo with a falling splash from the top to end the primera, Rojo locks in a Trauma-esque twisting figure 4. Fans are into Rojo and it's weird, I love rudos in my mainstream lucha, but I LOVE regional tecnicos. And this tercera is a real doozy. Both men are absolutely soaked in blood, and we hit an increasing level of highspots that nobody could have expected: Barbaro gets backdropped by the ref into everyone, then hits a fat guy Kamaitachi standing senton off the top to the floor through everybody. But the craziness peaks when Rojo hits a bonkers rolling senton tope to a prostrate Barbaro. Holy cow. This was way more nuts than Super Calo's rolling senton to the floor, as Calo's was done slingshot style. This was a full running tope, through the ropes, and then rolling before hitting Barbaro. If I saw someone super athletic like John Morrison or Ricochet pull of that spot, it would seem crazy. But here's a guy who - at minimum - is in his late 40s, and a chubster at that! Insane spot. We get a couple great nearfalls that were set up early in the match, with Barbaro missing moves off the top on that HARD Coliseo San Ramon mat (that falling splash is brutal hit or miss) that both seem like plausible ways to get yourself pinned. Rojo finally locks on that twisting figure 4 and adds extra leverage to the knee this time, getting the tap. This is the kind of match you dream of getting to witness live in a building like this.


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Sunday, January 28, 2018

WWE Royal Rumble 2018 Gently Behind Blog

1. Kalisto/Gran Metalik/Lince Dorado vs. TJ Perkins/Jack Gallagher/Drew Gulak

ER: This was fine but with guys like this you always know it could be so much more. And it's done so damn far ahead of the actual PPV start time that hardly anybody is there. The small crowd watching does give Gulak a nice "PowerPoint" chant. We get a triple moonsault spot that took way too long to set up, Metalik hit a nice elbow off the middle rope after Gallagher missed a splash off the middle (are they doing some kind of "Gallagher is unathletic doof" angle or something?), liked a bump Gulak took to the floor, but yeah this could have been much more than it was.

2. The Revival vs. Karl Anderson/Luke Gallows

ER: The Revival are taking the WWE by storm! I liked Revival going after Anderson's knee, battering it with punches, dropping cool Indian deathlock snaps, cutting off the ring nicely. I liked how Anderson eventually got the hot tag, with Wilder almost stopping him but instead shoving him closer to Gallows. Gallows had a nice hot tag, big lariats, great standing splash, Dawson did an awesome spit take on an uppercut, Gallows took a great running bump into the ring post, loved the chop block to Anderson to take him out. This was quality tag wrestling, good match up.

3. Bobby Roode vs. Mojo Rawley

ER: I wasn't into Rawley when he first came into NXT, but I've really gotten into him the last several months. He's really busting ass and it's hard not to get into a guy who loves crashing into people. He gives me what I want by rolling to the floor after Roode and just plastering him into the barricade. Mojo gets guys up to great heights on slams and does cool little things more people should do (but don't) like grinding forearms across jaws during pinfalls. Roode has a decent spinebuster, but the ending could have been better. Rawley ran in for the punch, at boots, and then took a delayed DDT. I was hoping it would take a bit more to put down Mojo. Good enough match.

4. Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens vs. AJ Styles

ER: I don't really like the concept of this handicap match for the title, though I've been liking Zayn as a shitty Owens stooge. He's good at letting his his boy get some rest while he locks in a nice chinlock with his knee grinding into Styles' back. And Styles has been really great fighting the odds. Owens misses the canonball into the corner in awesome fashion, and Owens has been a good shithead always tagging Zayn in whenever he gets into trouble. Zayn gets a good save on the calf crusher, and Owens hits the ringpost hard, and again scrambling Styles has been really great. Zayn is awesome throwing an extra rotation into the Blue Thunder Bomb and I thought that could have been it (since it followed an Owens superkick). Crowd is way behind Styles: Great Babyface. The end run is really good, hot stretch, loved Zayn fighting to tag Owens in, Zayn gets knocked to the floor and Owens runs in to hit the pop up powerbomb (which I assumed was happening) and Styles reversed it to a great roll up win. Styles really can't do much wrong at this point.

5. 2/3 Falls: Shelton Benjamin/Chad Gable vs. The Usos

ER: We get a lot of knee work from Gable/Benjamin, and while the knee work in the Revival match was more vicious, it's something I can get behind in a big tag match. Just like in that match we get nice ring cut off spots, and Gable is a total Tasmania devil, loved him hitting this big diving axe handle while Benjamin had Jimmy's leg grapevined, and both of them knocking Jey off the apron. Benjamin brings nice mocking kicks and Jimmy fighting back with the bad wheel was good. Jey's hot tag was big time, huge lariat to knock Gable to the floor, big dives on Benjamin and then Gable, big crossbody on Gable, great house of fire stuff. 2/3 Falls matches aren't things that happen a lot in WWE, and it's weird as they're building this whole first fall the same way they build a normal tag match. Is this match going to go 45 minutes?? We've had as many false finishes and nearfalls as a typical single fall PPV tag, so the match has been at least as good as that. Benjamin powerbombing one of them into the other I thought for sure would get a fall, and Gable hitting that moonsault to the floor was huge (luckily there were only like 200 people in the crowd when the 205 guys hit their triple moonsault earlier). Seriously Usos just hit the big splash on Gable and that didn't get the pin! This is great. The timing on the superkick fall 1 finish was real good, with Gable ducking one only to be hit by the other, then getting sandwiched between two of them. Killer first fall. It is surprising how quickly Gable shrugs them off though, as he's up shortly after throwing punches on the floor. But it's worth it as the dispose of Jimmy with a powerbomb on the floor. Oh and then Benjamin just gets rolled up for fall 2. That's a bummer. This was well on its way to being an all time great PPV tag match, and then with that ending it would have just been better if it was a one fall match.

6. Men's Rumble Match

ER: Are they actually going with the Women's Rumble as the main event? Balor's ring entrance allows me to catch up several minutes, and we should all be happy we got Rusev #1 since that allowed us a proper English introduction. But I hope Balor being in early just means he's out early. Rhyno has been back for like a year and a half and Phil texts me to ask if Rhyno is a "surprise entrant". "...but people don't seem very surprised." We get a Finlay and Adam Pearce sighting during all the awesome chaos of Corbin's elimination. Corbin was awesome crushing Balor and Rusev, then blasting poor Slater with a lariat on his entrance. I always hate that there aren't more dudes getting leveled during their entrance. You often see eliminated guys walking past new entrants, I would be pissed if I had just gotten eliminated. You take those aggressions out, Corbin! Poor Slater gets kicked by Elias while he's down, and I eagerly await a future Rumble by the Numbers video saying there's only one man to enter the Rumble carrying a guitar. Sorry, Honky. Almas is a cool entrant and also puts the boots to Slater. I genuinely hope Slater gets a nice run late in the match because of this. Wyatt hits some nice meaty lariats on his entrance and Big E eats a nice high kick from Rusev. You heard it here first, Tye Dillinger will not win this Rumble. Awww, and the poor guy is getting jumped in the back. Now they keep cutting away from every new entrant beating down Heath Slater. Give the man his camera time! The match hasn't had a standout performer yet, but nobody has looked bad. AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHH we get some killer ginger on ginger violence with Slater giving Sheamus the Santino elimination, great moment. Overall nice use of Slater in this, he's my performer of the match so far. Woods has those Rumble-perfect hooked boots, really helps stop any potential Harley Race bumps to the floor. We're getting a pretty clogged ring at this point, and WAY too many guys just lying around on the apron. This is lazy guys. We need guys like Goldust and Finlay and Piper in these middle portions to keep guys working and active. Either his music was super loud, or the crowd was shockingly silent.

Apollo Crews takes a nice back bump elimination, and Rachel asks "Why didn't I even notice Crews out there?" which really has been the story of his WWE call up. Rollins has the shittiest flame tights. They are the Guy Fieri of tights. I genuinely look forward to the Kofi fake out elimination every year, it's the Shyamalan twist that everyone expects, even more than the Shyamalan twist, except these are always fun. Hurricane is a fun surprise entrant, last I saw in TNA he was still taking way bigger bumps than he should be. Surprised WWE hasn't reached out to bring him back over the last couple years, just for potential merch sales. Well, he was gone as I finished typing that. Aiden English has a hot entrance, throwing some really great punches on Cena, great left jab and a cool right uppercut. It's kind of wild to think that now when the Miz comes out during a Rumble, he seems like a guy who is a favorite to win, as opposed to feeling like a Max Moon entrance. Mysterio coming out is a huge shock, and he looks in great shape. Leaner than his main event run, and wearing TIGHTS because no knee braces!! Hopefully he's feeling much better, with all his surgeries it looked like he wouldn't be wrestling that much longer. I have never been impressed at all with Adam Cole, and him not seeming to know how to get headscissored over the top doesn't help with that. We do eventually get Goldust, but again they messed up not having him enter in the middle. You need a great old school worker to make the middle section interesting. What is on Ziggler's tights? Is it the landlord ghoul Markula from Aqua Teen? Orton was just a stupid choice for winner last year, so at least we don't have that nonsense. Balor is still entirely uninteresting. The final four has been pretty boring. Balor's offense looks really horrendous against all these guys. Those spinny slingblades are a contender for worst trademark offense right there. Very happy with his elimination into pancakes (who the hell hasn't cleaned up the pancakes yet?!). Surprised Nak got to eliminate Cena. I'm a fan but his main roster run has been underwhelming to say the least. Fans are into him and he has charisma, but has he been in even one really good match since call up? And WOW I honestly cannot believe Nakamura got the win. That's a true surprise. Holy crap. I liked the showdown with he and Roman, but wow. (Ed: Phil is telling me that Nakamura was the obvious choice to win, so it's very clear that I didn't pay any kind of attention to the build up for this thing)

7. Jason Jordan/Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro/Sheamus

ER: This is a tough one as I would have liked to see a good Jordan FIP section, but that would build to a flimsy Rollins hot tag, so getting a Jordan hot tag is probably better. It makes for a kind of boring match though, and the crowd is burnt from the Rumble. Sheamus and Cesaro bump big at least, with Sheamus (always good at) taking a big ringpost bump and Cesaro going super quick to the floor. Fans sorta get behind Rollins' comeback, but the camera wisely cuts away fast from his low superkick. Jordan is now selling a ringpost shot longer than any man in history, I assume on purpose to lead to a turn? But either way it was way too much Rollins in this match. I was excited to see Jordan match up with Sheamus and Cesaro, so not what I was hoping for out of the match. Crowd is either tired or felt the same as me.

8. Braun Strowman vs. Kane vs. Brock Lesnar

ER: Loved the start of this, and the Brock/Braun tradeoff was awesome. Braun knees Brock in the ear and Lesnar punches Braun in the ear. Yes please. Brock blasts Kane with a chair and Braun punches him through it, yes. Kane is a total choad in this one, just slowly getting in the way of fire, which is ironic due to his burn history. I do kind of like the chaos the match devolves into, the No DQ stip was at least smart for that. But it also hurts the momentum of things. Braun and Brock are both nutty bumpers, so of course we get some big table bumps. Loved the powerslams through tables, these guys are crazy. Match was good enough, but would have been better without Kane. Kane was obviously in there to eat the pin so my opinions aren't unique.

9. Women's Rumble Match

ER: We know everybody is rooting for surprise entrant Big Steph. True Champion of Women. Is there a weird "every woman needs a singlet" rule going around? They switched Carmella into that unflattering bathing suit with brown leggings, now Lynch is in one. Is this the new hair extensions? Three man booths are always terrible, and adding Steph to one has shockingly not changed that fact. She keeps coming into the conversation at the most awkward times. I want Mandy Rose to win this damn thing. Team Mandy all the damn way. A lot of the strikes in this match look flat out terrible. Sasha had the worst kicks in the corner, Lita's kicks looked as filmsy as they did a decade ago. Sane's spear look like it wouldn't break paper, but her sliding elbow looked great. Her flying elbows are always awesome. We all needed this big Tamina run. The world needed it. That Lita moonsault was always a potential neckbreaker when she was in her prime, and that certainly hasn't changed. It's amazing that she never leaps into them, she just kind of falls backwards. So dangerous looking. Brooke has sadly dropped the York outfit. They're keeping numbers down, which is smart, but they're going about it kind of lazily by having someone come in, go on a big run of offense while everyone lies around, then get eliminated. Torrie Wilson might look better now than during her wrestling "prime", though you might be shocked to know that in 10 years of inactivity her wrestling ability has not actually improved. Everybody knows anything post Rose elimination is bullshit anyway. But the Molly surprise was a nice one, always one of my favorites. And the Riott Squad jumping Lana was some of the first stuff in this match that's actually looked good. It's kind of shocking how so many of these surprise returns look almost exactly the same as their last appearances. They've all aged startlingly well. But it's a pretty stupid move to have McCool eliminate two members of the Riott Squad. Becky Lynch has been in this thing the entire time and has done nothing noteworthy. I think she may have thrown a nice uppercut like 20 minutes ago. Vickie is a nice surprise, but now that Kelly Kelly is out I will be pissed if we get no Layla. Layla never got enough respect. You'll be shocked to know that Kelly is not good at wrestling in 2017, but I liked her aggressively going after Nia. The stuff with Naomi avoiding letting her feet touch was fun, you could really see Jacqueline making damn sure to hold onto her foot to not let it touch. The Ember/Asuka stuff was probably the best in the match, wish it would've went a bit longer. It should be noted that - I know earlier I said Steph was awful on commentary, but - Michael Cole has been a flat out goober during the whole match. His scripted talking points could really not be delivered any flatter than he's done. The kicker was when Trish and Mickie squared off and he goes "Guys I just got goose bumps!" It's so bad. Nia shoulda run the damn boards on this thing. I definitely was not thinking we'd get a Bellas final 4. The Asuka/Nikki stuff is awesome, I'd love a singles match with these two. The single leg choke to drag Nikki to the apron was great, totally nasty looking.

ER: I liked Ronda's Piper gear a lot and Joan Jett entrance music is a nice get.

ER: There wasn't really anything blowaway great on this show, but for a really long show I thought it delivered. The Men's Rumble was easily one of the best Rumbles in recent memory, the Women's one was a fun experiment and putting it on as the main was an impressive gamble, the 2/3 falls tag was close to being special, Braun and Brock made me want to see more of them against each other, Styles continues his great run. It was a good show.


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Saturday, January 27, 2018

CWF Mid-Atlantic Episode 136

Episode 136

Ethan Alexander Sharpe/Kool Jay/Mike Mars vs. Dirty Daddy/Snooty Foxx/Keith Mac

PAS: Fun six man which does a nice job advancing a bunch of different stories. We have more of Mike Mars bullying Cool J, Mars and Daddy ready to rumble at BattleCade and Sharpe tired of being a joke. Loved the spot where Mac wants to do a comedy spot and Sharpe flips out and stars beating his ass. Would love to see Sharpe go to Chikara as the guy who refuses to play along with the horseshit.

ER: Fun low stakes trios, with Daddy wearing his slick Christmas gear, Keith Mac decked out as a kind of Black Santa/Jimmy Valiant hybrid, and Kool Jay wising up and just teaming with Mike Mars instead of going opposite him (well Jay, the idea was better in theory, buddy). I love Sharpe no selling the comedy spots, refusing to play along with fake physics and yeah Phil's idea of a serious Chikara run for him would be fun. He already has the mustache to make it in Chikara. I laughed when Mars was in against Mac, and to "save" his partner Mars just roared in and clotheslined both of them. Later he'd throw Jay to the floor onto everyone. Daddy had an awesome hot tag, really running wild on Mars, leaping into him with hard elbow strikes. I was a little disappointed with the Mars/Foxx shoulderblock exchange as I usually love shoulderblocks, but Mars held back. So I was stoked to see Daddy punch a bunch on him. Finish was sudden and cool, with Sharpe unleashing the uppercut on Mac, and I continue loving what's happening with Sharpe.

ER: I liked the Christmas gift exchange, with a couple of the presents containing title shots. I liked everyone's banter, though I thought Biggs undersold his jelly of the month gift. Those monthly clubs are expensive, and you'll get tons of jelly you would have never otherwise tried! There's a No Way Jose action figure, Aric Andrews gets Back to the Future II on VHS ("this looks new!"), bunch of fun riffing. If this would have been taped a bit later, they could have done the TNA Feast or Fired stip with one of the gifts containing a pink slip, then Stutts could have participated in the gift opening instead of just emceeing it.

Jesse Adler vs. Cam Carter

PAS: I am starting to feel bad, because it seems like every week it is us just shitting on Adler matches (maybe don't put him on every show? Let us miss him a bit), but I got to keep shitting. This kind of a juniors man in the mirror match really exposes him, they are doing these identical twin spots and every spot Carter looks so much better, his drop kick is better, his armdrags are crisper, his springboard 450 shits all over the Adler shooting star. It is impossible to not come away from this thinking Carter would be a way better TV champ, yet we keep moving on.

ER: Yeah this is a bummer. It just shouldn't be happening. We want to bring positive reviews to the people! Look at how many CWF matches wind up on our MOTY list! And I think we're more than fair as reviewers/critics; we'll be right here talking about the great Adler match/performance when it happens, bet on it. But it certainly hasn't happened yet and it sure seems like he gets more TV time than most guys these days. Phil's points are all accurate, there's just no way someone can watch this and come away thinking Adler looks better than Carter. Mirror match is a good way of describing it, and all of Carter's stuff just smoked Adler's. I liked a middle rope dropkick Adler dished out, but moments later Carter hits the move of the match with a gorgeous dropkick. Le sigh. And the standing shooting star is an absolute disaster, with this one being one of the worst performed. It just should not be a finish, and really shouldn't be done at all. We got gypped.

PAS: Goldie the Mack interviews William Cross to set up LaRoux v. Andrew Everett at BattleCade. I really enjoy Cross as an Eddie Marlin tough guy commissioner, it isn't a role you see much in wrestling anymore and he is good at it.

Zane & Dave Dawson vs. Michael McAllister/Nick Richards

PAS: Nice meaty slugfest. The Dawsons had some really nice double teams here, I loved the big kick into side slam. McAllister throws some blows and Richards is nice hot tag. Dawson's work towards the back row, and some of their stuff has more windup then impact. I did love asshole Cain Justice coming out and wasting Richards with a kick, he has such a hateable smirk. I still am hoping the Dawsons drop the belts, I think McAllister and Richards would be better against some of the others teams in this fed.

ER: This was good, although I'd say the first half was great and the second half was okay, so overall good. First half was some of the best work I've seen from the Dawsons who often look like they should deliver more than they actually do. But they didn't skimp on things they sometimes skimp on. Phil says more windup than impact, which is true, they'll often ramp up for something big and then wimp on out impact and follow through. Here their stomps looked good, Dave threw an awesome yakuza kick into a team backbreaker, and they had a couple nice double teams. McAllister looked really great, a compact powder keg crashing fist first into beardy faces, all his punches and elbows looked super violent, and I dug moments like him flinging Richards off the apron into the Dawsons. Ending gets a little convoluted: We get a couple moments of the Dawsons having to stay standing and pressed together waiting to take a move, and we get kind of a silly "make your opponent DDT your opponent" spot (which was actually somewhat plausibly pulled off in last week's 4 way), but Richards sure flew wildly into that match ending backdrop driver, woof. No arm grazing shooting star press, THIS looked like a move that should win a match.

ER: I loved all the old Christmas commercials during this episode, but I've always loved the aesthetics of Christmas commercials. They always made me feel good growing up. We would always have a fire going inside, the anticipation of Christmas would build all month, and every commercial would be Christmas-y. I still have Christmas commercial jingles from TJ Maxx and Thrifty stuck in my head to this day, so I love seeing the old ads (need a couple Bea Arthur for Shoppers Drug Mart ads), and a modern classic with the genuinely touching (unless you're a monster) Folgers ad. I really enjoyed the episode.


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Friday, January 26, 2018

2017 Ongoing MOTY List: Sabre v. Tanahashi 1

74. Zack Sabre Jr. v. Hiroshi Tanahashi NJPW 7/17

ER: This was the opening night of the G1 and these two didn't seem to care at all that their limbs would have to hold up over the following month. Early on Tanahashi goes for his leaping elbowdrop and Sabre shifts to catch him in an armbar. You can ask why Tanahashi - with bicep tendinitis - was even attempting an elbowdrop, but you dance with what brung you and he paid. Tanahashi attacks the arm the whole match, firing kicks, and locking on painful octopus holds to overall weaken Tanahashi and make it easier to get at the arm. Tanahashi finds openings by landing a bunch of nice body shots, hard shots under the ribs, and going after Sabre's long legs. We get some real nasty leg whips and dragon screws, and a tightly locked in cloverleaf. Finish was a nasty bit of business, with Tanahashi going for the high fly flow and eating knees about as painfully as possible, leading to Sabre trapping his good arm and dismantling the bad arm. The crowd gets super loud cheering for Tanahashi, as Sabre removes the bicep pad and starts unraveling Tanahashi's arm tape, yanking and snapping that arm around like a guy trying to rip a branch off a tree. Tanahashi's selling throughout was good, and I especially thought his pained howls were effective. A lot of wrestlers have a weird habit of staying quiet through pain, and Tanahashi's pain was palpable thanks to his screams. Killer, simple match.

PAS: There was some stuff in this match that was pretty bad looking, both guys have some of the cringiest looking stuff for supposedly great wrestlers (Sabre I think is pretty good, Tanahashi I have never gotten). I thought those body shots Eric was praising looked crappy all windup and no impact. There is a section where they both duck their heads and get kicked in the stomach, and both guys do ever step in the processes badly, the head drops for the backdrops look bad, the kicks don't connect, the selling wasn't plausible, I was ready to delete the file and curse Eric for making me watch this, but it got really good by the end. Tanahashi did an awesome job of selling the bad elbow, and I really liked the viciousness of Sabre tearing at the elbow tape and his manipulation of the elbow was grotesque. It is a big deal to make a huge star like Tanahashi tap out, and the violence of Sabre elbow attack made it plausible, it was experimental, he felt like a sadistic toddler trying to find new ways to rip the wings off insects. Hard match for me to rank, as the good stuff was awesome, but the bad was pretty bad.


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Thursday, January 25, 2018

CWF Mid-Atlantic Worldwide Episode 135

Episode 135

White Mike Jordan v. Trevor Lee

PAS: This is kind of Lee working as Flair against Mike Jackson, taking an undercard guy and making him look good before beating him. White Mike has a ton of personality and I really enjoyed how excited he was when he was able to lock on a headlock or get a two count. Lee really blistered him with chops, and I dug Mike begging off only to poke him in the eye. It did seem really heelish for Lee to do the finger break spot to Mike, he should probably save that for blood feuds, not genial comedy jobbers.

ER: This is like Masao Inoue getting a shot at Akiyama, or when Momota got that singles match against Liger. And just like those matches, I loved this! White Mike is a guy I actively look forward to now, although I'm a little insulted that he didn't take his heartfelt CWF retirement seriously. I saw it. I saw him take off his boots and leave them in the ring. And his singlet. And his overshorts. If we can't take wrestling retirements seriously, then what do we have left? Mike is a clear sitting duck for Lee in this match, which makes his moments of control so wonderful. Mike works the first half of this match almost exactly like Haruka Eigen, and I can't help but love his facial expressions as he plays coy in the ropes to avoid more of a Lee beating. He sells some corner chops like Michaels selling for Hogan, then begs off taking more only to sneak in with a perfect eyepoke. Later he runs screaming from Lee's apron punt and hides near the ringpost, only to slyly yank Lee by the trunks into the post. I love that spot, falling backwards while holding onto the front of a guys trunks, sending them face first into danger. And it's a great spot for guys like Mike and Inoue to use. Lee starts taking Mike seriously and Mike responds. I loved the moment Mike crumbled for a big boot, his legs going out from under him rather than just taking a flat back bump, and Lee yanks him up for a suplex but Mike surprises him with a Falcon Arrow for a nice nearfall. I can see both sides of the finger break spot, but I liked it here. It felt like Lee was sick of dealing with Mike's bullshit so was using it as unnecessary punishment, allowing himself a clear path to the finish. This could have been a goof around yukfest, but I really ended up loving both personalities playing off each other and dug what Mike brought.

CW Anderson vs. Mark James

PAS: James is a big barrel chested looking dude, who kind of looks like if CW stopped going to the gym and just competed in arm wrestling contests. This was a really fun southern slug fest, lots of big thumping forearms and punches. Anderson works over the arm and does a nice job of it as one might expect. James hits a great spinebuster of his own, and Damien Wayne and John Skyler come out to distract the ref (Why the fuck is Damien Wayne hanging out and not wrestling on this show? I have to see every random student who drives down in a match.  Aspyn Rose makes TV but Damien fucking Wayne's match is dark? ). One nasty superkick later it is a match. Enjoyed this a bunch

ER: This was awesome, I want this kind of CW showdown every damn week. I had never seen or heard of Mark James but he's the exact kind of guy I like to watch against CW, just a big burly bruiser (looks like and is built like a smaller Tenta) who isn't afraid to dish it out. CW works his left arm in cool ways, once even just punching him right in the arm, which you don't really see. He stomps on it and James is really great at selling it, always aware of it when he tries to throw hands with CW. The forearm exchange is really good as Anderson keeps ramping it up, landing the biggest blow and hitting a nice lefty lariat. But James fires back with his own and hits a nice running big boot in the corner, and even gets a huge spinebuster! Damien Wayne and Skyler run distraction (and yeah, Wayne is there and we get NO Wayne matches on tape out of it!?), and the superkick finish is academic. This is the kind of wrestling I can just watch on repeat, loved how they matched up and love their style. CW can just keep doing this for another 20 years.

John Skyler vs. Arik Royal vs. Tracer X vs. Chet Sterling

PAS: Chet Sterling superman fighting the odds match is not a match layout I am going to love. I just don't buy large parts of what Sterling is selling, so a whole match of him fighting off Royal and Skyler is going to fall short for me. I did like some things in this, I thought Tracer X's elimination was really cool, as he goes for a 450 lands on his feet flips out and gets pounced out of his boots by Royal. Fun way for a flipster to go down. I also liked the Royal and Skyler Demolition Decapitation and Skyler setting up for a superkick only to crack Royal tickled the old school wrestling part of my brain that loves formula. Still this was overly long and was dependent on me caring way more about Sterling then I do.

ER: Yeah this was fine, and I think I've warmed on Sterling a little more than Phil, but I'm getting a little worn with the Sterling Against All Odds situations we seem to get regularly. These kind of matches are usually worth it just for the sheer joy of an Arik Royal small show ring entrance, as it looks like he's having the time of his life just walking to the ring on these shows. But the match does have nice moments despite probably going 5 minutes too long. The Tracer X elimination was bonkers and needs to be on a CWF highlight video. Royal just upends him and flings him halfway across the ring, right after he recovered from a missed 450. It was insane. Sterling fighting back against Royal and Skyler was fine. I liked his flying back elbows, and Royal is great at stooging around for anyone, but it always just feels like Sterling takes too much damage in matches like these to still be around at the end. The Decapitation is brutal and really should be a finish, but I did gleefully laugh when Royal sat down for the pin at the end. The match went long, they could have at least not edited out a Royal post match celebration.


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Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 27: Fade to Black

TL: I know it’s not the season for it anymore, but for me to be watching this show with so many scenes on rooftops during the Christmas season and not make an “Up on the Rooftop” reference means that I just left content hanging out there for you guys and for that, I am sorry. I really am. Also, this has both the most substitute teacher-looking Vampiro so far and PJ Black flipping the bird towards Puma. I don’t really have much else for that. Just that it happened.

1. Pindar vs. Cage

ER: I was looking forward to this match, but oh well, now we got Pindar as a bracket buster. The ref leaned into that big Cage lariat, and it's getting pretty annoying how they've been taking every other week off as it concerns DQs. Pretty sure every match last week had some kind of interference.

TL: Pindar being announced from a different time (“When Reptiles Ruled the Earth”) makes me wonder why more wrestlers don’t try things like that. The Vaudevillains should have been billed from “When Motion Pictures Were Turned with a Hand Crank” or something to that regard. “When Two Bits Were a Common Form of Currency.” “When The Wright Brothers Finished Their First Flight.” Anyways, you reading this took longer than the match, as Cage didn’t want to take off the Power Glove and knocks out Ph.D. Justin Borden and Pindar with it before the DQ. Borden is nuts for letting Cage essentially do a one-armed Screwdriver to him since Cage did it with the glove on. Can’t wait for there to be a DQ next week for a closed fist.

2. Dante Fox vs. Son of Havoc

ER: The Dario inconsistent rulings really are made more annoying when they come back to back. He's cool with Cage/Pindar not actually having a match, but THIS match we ALL need to see? And also, can anybody confirm that Vampiro has ever even been in the same room as Misawa? He's brought it up three times this season, and I can't recall any kind of AJPW tours that he was on pre-NOAH split, and I know he never showed up on a NOAH tour. I think there's an honest chance that I have been in live attendance more times, AND appeared in photographs more times with Misawa than Vampiro has. And as long as you zoned out during all of the move set up, this match totally delivered. Some of the set ups were just awful, really glaring "Hey could you wait there for me to hit this move? Sure, just return the favor for me by awkwardly rolling 6 feet over so I can hit a moonsault." But the big moves were ridiculous, and I'm glad Fox got the win after some of his lunacy. He does a massive flip dive that overshoots Havoc (he overshoots his flip dives so much that I'm almost starting to think it's on purpose), weird stuff like jumping onto the top rope knees first to do a strange Spanish fly variation, that brutal leg drop from the top rope to the apron (really I'd love more wrestlers aping Damien Wayne than Kenny Omega) and then taking a coconuts death valley driver from the apron WAY far away onto the floor. He really felt like he was pulling out all his tricks and while I hated a lot of the transitions in the match, I'm glad his crazy was rewarded.

TL: This match-up is something I’m definitely lukewarm on, but mainly on the Havoc side. Fox is a guy I’ve liked more than I haven’t but there’s too much here for bad habits to present itself with. Fox busts out his absolutely insane somersault plancha over the ringpost that he’d hit in Reseda and the aforementioned leg drop, but I actually liked him looking up to the ceiling before he hit the Swanton which made me think he might actually hit something hanging down. He’s just insanely athletic. Lo Mein Pain is normally a goofy set up but he hits it well here. This match really does devolve into inconsistency with the transitions to Son of Havoc’s offense because he takes SO much time before trying to hit something. The time it took before that apron DVD was just mindnumbingly long. I’ve talked about how much I love the Mushroom Stomp, but Havoc hits one so lightly here I thought he slipped. The flashes of good don’t make up for the inconsistent overall construction of it. It’s pretty obvious that Fox being in there with the right guy means it’s going to be awesome, though. Havoc’s just not the guy.

TL: Benjamin Cooke is basically a Paul Heyman-like talking head that can blow smoke up asses and is just sleazy enough to make you think he can get you a job on…well, a show like Lucha Underground, actually. Very meta. Need more Johnny Mundo talking about Ghost Dad 2 and less screen time to guys that aren’t gonna add much to stories.

3. PJ Black vs. Prince Puma

ER: Boy this did just nothing at all for me. Worse, it annoyed me. That strike exchange annoyed the hell out of me. I mean my god was that stupid. And it went on forever. Just big leaping spinny kicks and knees and bad forearms and a neverending sequence of guys spinning from a strike just to hit their own spinny strike. And they were selling how tired they were, so it was done in an almost preposterous slow motion. This kind of strike exchange can still work within the Low-Ki/Red Jackie Chan fast countering style, but I thought this "we're exhausted but we're having a war using the least efficient strikes to do so" looked horrible and embarrassing. The spots weren't nearly as impressive as the previous match, and those move and strike exchanges were the worst of modern wrestling.

TL: Yeah, a few minutes in and I’m echoing Eric’s sentiments. They run through a Reseda Standoff that has been seen WAY too many times before and then Puma goes through a long control segment that just doesn’t grab me. Black busts out a reverse suplex into a Dragon Clutch and it just makes me want to watch a Low Ki match. If this was a straight up sprint that went six minutes and had just insane athletic moves from both guys, it would be way better than this. The match starting with Puma’s comeback should have been the match but with everything at a breakneck pace. I really hate that there are moves with WWE-related buzzwords like “Wellness Policy.” It’s just so petty and makes you look minor league. OH CRAP, THAT STRIKE EXCHANGE IS TERRIBLE. All those kicks not putting anyone down, two guys who can’t throw strikes throwing strikes…I’m trying to talk myself into this match and that took me out. I’m now actively just waiting for the end of it. Black pops up back for a counter after taking a super poison rana. Sure. The Puma 630 was super low and tight, which was cool, but this match was just not even remotely close to being “amazing” like Striker said it was. Guessing Meltz Is feeding him lines at this point.

ER: PJ Black gets a match against Rey Mysterio on the very next episode, and Dario tells him that "he will finally be able to show the fans what he's all about." He was literally JUST in the main event of this show, and lost a "war". What more can he honestly be about that he hasn't shown in his 18 or so LU matches so far?

TL: Don’t get why Cueto would even take three calls from Cooke, let alone 18. If someone was trying to call me that many times, I’d fire the wrestler he represents. Easy peasy. Hate booking a match where you put a guy in Black’s position, where you either make Rey look weak because you want to make Black strong for some reason, or you book a completely predictable match against a guy who’s supposed to be the most legendary figure in the company. Just an odd booking choice and a complete lapse of judgement in resources.


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Tuesday, January 23, 2018

EVOLVE 98 1/13/18

PAS: Really liked the opening with Darby Allin giving a promo at his skate park and getting Champ tattooed on his upper lip. A wrestling version of a Soundcloud rapper is a pretty in culture gimmick, wrestlings Lil Peep is a pretty great gimmick especially for a guy who takes the bumps Darby takes.

Jarek 1:20 v. Snoop Strikes v. Brody King v. Jason Kincaid

PAS: This was a four-way with all of the pluses and minuses of a four way. We got a chance to see all four guys do some impressive stuff (well three guys, I am not riding the Jarek 1:20 train), King had a great dive for such a giant fat guy, Kincaid hit some brutal double stomps including the finishing stomp which nearly caved Strikes chest in, Snoop had some really fast counters and a great missile dropkick. Still there was the downsides which was a lot of complicated four person spots which weren't always pulled off and what ever the fuck Jarek's comedy magic gimmick is. First time I have seen Strikes and King and they are a fine poor mans Cool J and Mike Mars

Dominic Garrini/Tracy Williams v. Timothy Thatcher/WALTER

PAS: Man was this great, Garrini is a guy we love and I am really happy to see him step up in his most high profile match and deliver like this. He was a pitbull, getting his teeth on a scrap of meat and not letting go always pushing pace and attacking, he also laid in his strikes better then I had seen before. Loved the early Thatcher v. Garrini matwork, Thatcher is super comfortable rolling with a Jujitsu black belt, and they do a bunch of cool things based around knee and ankle locks. WALTER is a beast and is a great hot tag, just wrecking everyone with big boots and sack of laundry german suplexes. Williams is a problamatic guy for me, he has a lot of skill, but will occasionally do some comically bad looking stuff, this was mostly the good Tracey (outside of one silly 619) and I really liked how tenaciously he went after the neck near the end. Finish run was dope with Garrini countering a rear naked choke and pulling a triangle  but WALTER hoisting him up and chucking him on Williams. One big WALTER powerbomb later Williams is smushed. So much fun, and I am hoping 2018 has Garrini really mixing it up with the EVOLVE uppercard.

ER: This is probably the best I've seen Garrini look in a match, even better than the Cain Justice match we loved so much. That match felt more like Cain knowing how to use every one of Garrini's strengths to craft the perfect match with him. This felt like him really bringing all his skills into pro wrestling, and knowing just how to work within a nicely built tag structure. The control segment on Thatcher was awesome, and I love how abrupt the finish was. There's a pretty high correlation between a lack of overkill and the guys we love, as I could have easily seen this match going much longer but was very pleased with where and how it ended. Thatcher turned in a great performance and I loved how he matched with Garrini, and really got into the match when Garrini and Williams were keeping him isolated. Williams brought really good energy to everything, and the longer they kept Thatcher isolated the bigger I knew WALTER's hot tag run would be. And before long WALTER is throwing chops and lariats and boots and Garrini and Williams and it's great. Garrini keeps trying to slow him down and smother him, going for triangles and chokes, allowing Williams to target Thatcher. The finish was awesome and sudden, with Williams catching Thatcher in an armbar and Garrini getting a rear naked on WALTER, and I love the camera shot of Williams' armbar in the foreground, and in the background you see WALTER rolling through and deadlifting Garrini, and then WALTER just powerbombs him onto Williams. Awesome moment. And I love how that leads to Williams eating an immediate powerbomb for the sudden win. Very fun tag.

Chris Dickinson v. Parrow

PAS: The End run out, and we get a brawl with Catch Point that lead to this singles No DQ match. Pretty fun ECW brawl. Parrow is a big dude and Dickinson really wails on his back with chair shots. I also like Dickinson going to the back and getting a broom to choke him with, I always like wrestling match with plausible plunder. Finish is Parrow eating a pazuzu bomb on some chairs which is a nasty bump for such a big dude, that is a lot of weight on a fat neck.

ER: I thought this was great! Dickinson looked fully consumed by hate as he went after Parrow, just the worst kind of initiation as Dickinson beats him all around ringside with nasty chairshots with uncomfortable plastic seats, and you can start to see bruises forming on Parrow's back as he falls around. Dickinson ramps it up and unfold a chair over Parrow's neck, and then stands on the chair as Parrow chokes. Nasty spot. Dickinson also makes a wooded broom look like a mean weapon, choking Parrow with it and talking trash before breaking it over Parrow's chest (but not before sweeping some dirt on him). Dickinson was classic dickhead Dickinson here, with his crazy eyes and zebra Zubaz (zebraz?), and it's weird for a giant 300 lb. dude to be the underdog babyface, but Parrow coming back and chucking Dickinson onto the stage with a powerbomb was an awesome moment. The camera angle made it look like Dickinson was swallowed by crowd and chairs, and I love integrating a venue's terrain into a match. Both guys take a couple rough bumps on the stage with Dickinson going through chairs and Parrow threatening to powerslam him OFF the stage before Dickinson - in true asshole fashion - claws at Parrow's balls to get down!! The vertical suplex is already an underrated awesome move, but a 300 lb. guy getting vertical suplexed on a small stage makes it even more awesome. Both guys take nasty bumps, with Dickinson back in getting powerbombed through a chair, and we get a great visual of Parrow - back to camera - asking for chairs and then swatting chairs into the ring as they're tossed. But as goes the rule of spot set up ("He who sets up the gimmick, goes through the gimmick"), Parrow takes too long and eats the insane pazuzu bomb onto a bunch of chairs. The visual was nuts with a huge guy taking that move, and this whole thing was a cool little mean spirited scrap.

AR Fox v. Matt Riddle

PAS: Fox comes out with a whole crew of dudes, and has an amusing back and forth with them. I enjoyed Fox taunting Riddle at the beginning by dropping down into guard and making punching motions. I also liked Riddle being pissed and super aggressive. When Riddle turns it on, he is a really dynamic offensive wrestler. I do think they are forcing the "Riddle hates rope breaks" story a bit, and I do have a hard time buying Fox's offense being strong enough to put him down. I did think this was better then some of Riddle's other matches against flyers as it felt like a clash of styles, rather then Riddle justing trying to work as a workrate junior.

ER: I love a good posse in wrestling, and Fox has a good crew of sycophants around him. It's awesome seeing all the boys overly praising Fox for everything he does, you got fanny pack guy, hair guy, wife in the high heels overselling Riddle's entrance music, etc. You gotta have a good crew. And I thought this was awesome, easily my favorite AR Fox performance ever. In the same way I hated end of career Shawn Michaels, but would have loved his same moveset as a heel, AR Fox is a guy who works much better as a heel for me. I love a cocky highflyer heel, and Fox is so athletic that he can pull off complicated stuff and then smirk like an asshole. It works great. Riddle doesn't fall for his trap and start pulling off a bunch of similar moves just because he's also athletic, instead he waits to sink in violence, like a killer leaping high knee lift to the chin, or a huge tombstone followed up with a powerbomb, that only doesn't get the 3 count because Fox was next to the ropes. Riddle also throws out these dismissive sentons that are heavy and smartly used. Fox's crew at one point gets baited into catching a huge springboard cannonball dive from Fox, again, you gotta have a good crew. Finish is insane and a total kill shot, with Riddle putting Fox up top but Fox hitting a stupid Destroyer off the top, then a Spanish Fly variation off the opposite corner, and then a hard 450 splash, no way anybody would kick out of that. Awesomely build crazily ramped up spotfest, both guys using their athleticism to the match's advantage. My easy favorite AR Fox performance, and my favorite Riddle singles match in awhile.

Austin Theory v. Fred Yehi

PAS: Fred Yehi is always entertaining, but I am not buying any of what Austin Theroy is selling, I am not buying Priscilla Kelly goth temptress, I am not buying the goofus redemption story with Jason Kincaid, his goofy ass NOVA finisher, I am not on board for any of it. Yehi tries, and I do like his stomps and his upkicks, but this was tons of booking and not very interesting booking. Pricilla Kelly has a nice flip dive off the apron though.

Jaka v. Keith Lee

PAS: I enjoy slugfest Lee way more then worlds thickest junior Lee and he and Jaka pound on each other here. Lee has some awesome throws, at one point Jaka tries to grab his arm and he just throws him through the air with his wrist, I also love his overhead belly to belly where he just tosses him with no back bump. Jaka had some cool flurries, I loved his leg sweep and his over hand slaps. Finish was a little goofy with Lee being distracted by AR Fox's posse which allows Jaka to unload on him, only problem was the finish spin kick didn't land with the kind of force you would need to drop a mountain like Lee, really took the steam out of an otherwise enjoyable match.

ER: I think I liked this more than Phil (and it kind of seems like I've enjoyed the show as a whole more than Phil, though I've also skipped a couple matches), but I thought Jaka looked good competing at the WWN champ's level, and didn't think Lee was brought down a lot in losing (though if beating him is to make him seem more vulnerable heading into a match with Fox, it's a lot to ask to believe he'd lose to Jaka and then turn around and lose to Fox). I thought Jaka was great bumping around for Lee, and I liked the varied strikes he tossed out, coming big with chops and leg kicks and working the knee, and I thought a couple of his blocks of Lee strikes were used nicely. Lee is a physical freak and breaks out the big rana (which he shouldn't use often, but as a big surprise moment it looks so cool) and Jaka makes me actually care about a tornado DDT in 2018! It's been such a regularly used, unimportant move to most matches, but somehow seeing Lee whip around and bounce off his head made it huge. Jaka hits some rolling kicks and then bumps awesome into the corner when he misses (and later bumps great into the ropes off a mean Pounce), leading to Lee chucking him with a couple big throws. I didn't hate the distractions from Fox's crew, but maybe it's because I'm really digging Fox's crew, and love how it kept Jaka in the game. Going into the match I thought this was going to be a 6-8 minute destruction of Jaka, so I loved him repeatedly staying in it, and was not expecting him to get the win. I guess the end spin kick could have landed more "KO blow", but it was a heel whipped into a guy's neck and jaw, so who am I to judge? I love Jaka and Dickinson got to both conquer two huge dudes, love them getting some singles match clout.

Zach Sabre Jr. v. Darby Allin

PAS: Tremendous match. Modern day version of Fuchi v. Kikuchi with stellar performances from both guys. Out of this world stuff from Allin, he is a guy who made his rep for taking insane bumps, so it is pretty incredible he could pull off a main event match with basically no bumps at all. Not only did he not take some crazy spill, he basically took two flat back bumps all match. Allin comes out and tries to catch Sabre quickly with some lighting fast roll ups, but Sabre quickly takes control and starts torturing Allin. He was twisting his body in some vicious ways, manipulating elbows and wrist, I mean gross stuff. Allin is super flexible and a really charismatic seller, you totally buy the pain etched on his face, and the stubborn willingness to go farther then anyone should to get a win. I loved Sabre as a technician in this, he had awesome counters for both the coffin drop and last supper (Allin's Gibson leglock rollup), and I loved how that composure slipped as Allin refused to go down. We get a couple of really persuasive Allin near falls, and going into this match not knowing the results, I bit on the code red totally, and then the finish is gruesome with Sabre transitioning from submission hold to submission hold kicking a prone Allin in the head until the ref has to stop it. Great stuff, hell of a match for EVOLVE to start the year on.

ER: Damn damn damn! Sabre is undeniable at this point, and he was a full force asshole to Allin's body in this match, and Allin can convincingly play the stubborn idiot who is too badass AND too dumb to know when to quit. But this was a savage Sabre performance, with him just torturing Allin, bending his limbs, slamming his legs into the mat, kicking at joints, throwing some of his best uppercuts, digging his elbow into meat to get Allin to offer up limbs, throwing the best mocking kicks to a downed Allin, just mean cruel stuff. The stretching and beating and torture would sometimes go so long without being broken that it made Allin's comebacks and surprise offense so much more satisfying. Sabre was just in full jock heel mode, showing the first day of class rookie a lesson, mugging at the crowd with doofy faces, flexing, cockily having the ref count Allin down after strikes while he waited in the corner, just awesome overly confident heel masterclass. Allin has tons of cool offense and Sabre's wide-eyed idiot faces were great when Allin would catch him with a flash roll up or plausibly executed Code Red. Sabre's control of Allin's limbs was a treat to watch, knowing when he had Allin's leg leveraged enough that he could break his grip (supporting the leg with his body) to allow him to shift focus to another part of the body, back to bending elbows or hyperextending arms or wrecking wrist ligaments. Allin was just the perfect amount of nuts in this, still crazy enough to try locking in an awesome guillotine choke, with no regard to what Sabre is going to do to him when he inevitably pops out free. This was really squashy in parts, but with Sabre's movements and cockiness it always felt like he was ripe to be upset, and with Allin's grit he always felt like a guy who could get that upset. He does get two very good nearfalls, close pinning combos that could have easily held Sabre down for an extra split second, and that just made the finish all the more brutal: Allin goes for the Coffin Drop, Sabre catches him in an armbar, and begins just bending both his arms back while digging his boot heel into Allin's face, kicking him in the head, just making you want the match to end. Ref stops it, and we get a truly awesome match very early in 2018.


ER: This was an awesome show, great start to the year, with three matches easily landing on our (very young) 2018 Ongoing MOTY List. A lot of guys are making big strides forward, and it won't be shocking to see a bunch of these guys continue to pop up on our list.


2018 MOTY MASTER LIST

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE MATT RIDDLE

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Monday, January 22, 2018

Mesias Can't Count How Many Heads He Had to Sever

El Mesias/Electroshock v. Blue Demon Jr./La Parka AAA 8/9/15 - FUN

ER: Mesias coming out victorious over the Turks in the Vlad Dracula armor is one of the absolute coolest entrances ever. Juxtapose that with Demon coming out to modern Red Hot Chili Peppers and...yeah. And I actually quite liked this. Demon/Parka is a team of stiffs if ever there was one, but Mesias is great at dragging stuff out of Parka, and he does here. He baits him into a nice punch exchange (Mesias' overhand rights are some of the best in wrestling), brawls with him over the railing and into the crowd, eats a tope by safely catching Parka and slamming hard into the barricade; Mesias bumps big throughout and makes Parka look tough. Electroshock is a guy who is always a bit better than he seems. He's a guy that nobody goes out of their way to watch, but always comes off like a competent not-as-good Mesias when I do see him. He feeds Demon nicely here; I liked their opening older man lucha segment, working as smaller guys, rolling up into armdrags, and I liked their finishing run with Electroshock breaking out a big powerslam and powerbomb, before Demon taps him with a nice octopus. I think this was given just the right amount of time, didn't have that typical AAA overkill, and all guys complemented each other nicely. A nice little carry by Mesias/Electro.

PAS: Mediocre match, but it had it's moments. I really loved the initial Parka v. Mesisas section where they take the lock up all the way into the crowd. I would assume these two had a singles match, and I need to track that down as I imagine it is a fun budget version of Mesias v. LA PARK. Demon looked like Demon, but he didn't do anything egregious, and I liked his head scissors. Messias also hit a nice spear, still this was pretty forgettable overall.

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE EL MESIAS 

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Sunday, January 21, 2018

The Bourgeoise Better Watch Out For Daisuke Ikeda

Daisuke Ikeda vs. Masahito Kakihara Inoki Festival 12/30/95 - GREAT

This is basically what it would have looked like if Fujiwara brought his guys to UWFI rather then forming PWFG. This was more technical shootstyle then boundary pushing violence. I always love watching Kakihara throw shots, he has maybe the fastest hands in wrestling history and it can be like watching prime Manny Pacquiao. There was some great struggles here, Ikeda gets put in a nasty heel hook and throws these cool frantic kicks to get out. Ikeda wasn't at Kakihara's level yet, and the hierarchy difference kept this from being an all time classic. Ikeda was pretty much on defense the whole match, and we never got to see him unleash his hell. Still a ton of skill in this match.

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE IKEDA

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Saturday, January 20, 2018

Lucha Underground Season 3 Episode 26: A Fenix to a Flame

ER: Okay, so the first round of the most innovative single elimination #1 contender tournament in wresting history was kind of a bust. It had a memorable Paul London performance and I liked Pentagon/Argenis. That's...not a lot to come out of 4 weeks and 16 matches. Here's hoping we get some burners in the late rounds.

TL: Stoked that Vampiro doesn’t have Arau’s name to mispronounce now. Truly feels like a step forward in the commentary of the promotion.

1. Jeremiah Crane vs. Taya

ER: Really fun match, felt like they played the battle of the sexes at just the right level. Taya didn't take 75% of the match like every awful Sexy Star vs. Male matches, and what she did take felt earned. Her and Crane shouldn't be going tit for tat, and my favorite moment was the way Taya bailed and crumbled during a slap exchange. Once I saw them squaring up for a strike exchange I was fully prepared to eyeroll, but they handled it great with Taya slapping him around and then Crane blitzing her with far harder smacks and she immediately goes down. Taya can really take a mean beating, Crane didn't have to hold back, and there was some wild stuff: Crane hits his low tope suicida, cannonballs her into the chairs, Crane kicks her (har har). Taya gets in some logical comebacks, with a big furry boot to the balls making the most sense to block the facewash. She was nuts for taking some of this stuff, and the match benefitted greatly for it.

TL: Man, forgot where JC was billed from, as “The Last House on the Left” just doesn’t jive. Also, a fan in the crowd has a Rick Knox t-shirt, which, well, what ref t-shirts would you want to own? Tommy Young? Joe Higuchi? Definitely not a Hebner. Definitely not a Red Shoes. Anyways, this match begins on the outside a lot like the Killshot match and Taya already sells the beating way better than Killshot, especially considering she slapped him to start. I also like how Taya came back by outsmarting Crane with the balcony work, because in essence, the way this match is booked, she being a part of the Worldwide Underground means she can have some kind of tactical advantage. And the counter off the running boot is FANTASTIC. Took me a moment to figure out what happened, but man, this is a great match. The other part is that even though Taya is tactically sound, she’s also vain, which leads to her downfall in some ways. Don’t like her last minute counter after the powerbomb for the nearfall, but otherwise, I REALLY liked this match, and Taya’s selling and facial expressions were fantastic. Feel like she’s underrated, but that might be me being in the wrong circle, too.

TL: Aerostar being a time traveler makes me wonder why they don’t do some type of gimmick where he’s the LU bookie. I mean, we’re talking about a fed run by a dude who has hidden several murders in his life, including cops and government officials. You can’t tell me Aerostar being the LU bookie would be beneath this promotion.

2. Mil Muertes vs. Paul London

ER: Okay, 2nd round matches are delivering just fine so far. London pulls out all the stops against Muertes, Muertes gets to come off invincible by surviving tons of London's biggest moves and run-ins from his flunkies. I will say that after all that, the flatliner is a pretty weak "death move", but it's a testament to Muertes that he can make some 1999 offense like a spear/flatliner combo seem plausible as a death move. London is almost a decade removed from WWE and bumping as big as ever. And the rolling heel kick out of the corner is lands rougher than most flashy kicks. London superkicks Muertes around the entire ring, and why is LU so damn inconsistent with their one SLAP sound effect. London's first 5 kicks had the exact same sound effect, but then they don't use it on the 6th? Why use it on almost every strike, but then skip one? It already sounds ridiculous, but it sounds far more ridiculous to make every strike sound exactly the same, and then suddenly have one delivered in dead silence. The multiple superkicks are kind of silly, but I like how London kept stumbling his way into delivering them, and loved the payoff of Mil finally catching one and clotheslining his head off. London can still hit the SSP better than maybe anyone, and I like the Tribe's interference made it seem like London could feasibly advance. 2nd round is definitely 2/2 so far.

TL: I’m here for the cat and mouse game and Paul London taking crazy ass bumps for Mil’s power offense. The cat and mouse game was cute. The flip bump off the tackle was nuts. I actually buy London being on something to start the match, only for Mil to whoop him up so much that he comes to a bit and that’s how he makes his comebacks. Striker makes a “Dick Trickle” joke and I groan. I actually dug the London Ode to the Massie Brothers superkick barrage on the outside for its goofiness. The mushroom stomp is also an awesome move that I wish other folks would use more often. The Mil chokeslam is suitably gnarly here. And then the spear and the Flatliner (which London, a crazy person, takes like a DDT) finishes a fun match. Muertes rules.

TL: Never thought we’d actually see a cuckold situation on LU with the Famous B/Texano stuff but here we are. I mean, it's not 100% confirmed that Brenda and B are an item, but c'mon, if you're B, you have to at least try, right? Brenda’s right though: Texano’s dull.

3. Marty the Moth Martinez vs. Fenix

ER: Another winner, even with the...acting...abilities of Melissa Santos on display towards the end. Fenix made up for the size difference by picking shots, landing big kicks (a spinkick right under the chin and a full extension superkick looked great), big dives, and using speed to make Moth miss him and bump. Marty takes a predictably Marty bump to the floor after charging and missing, flipping through the ropes and splatting on the floor. I definitely like Moth more as a guy taking offense, as he's big but lands hard, and takes nice appropriate flops and tumbles off big strikes. His offense could be a bit more simple, there's always a lot of steps to his slams, but they always land big. He hits a german early and could use more simple suplexes, instead we get a crucifix into a Gory special into a dominator that sees him also take a back bump and land Fenix onto his knees...it reads as complicated as it sounds, but the end result usually looks good. I also like how Moth is always in character during pinfalls, kind of oozing onto his opponent. Finish is silly with Santos stopping more Mariposa interference like a mother telling her kids to behave at the market ("Stop it! You stop it!") but this match was killer. An easy 3/3 for the 2nd round so far.

TL: I get that Santos is cute and there’s a bit of a following there with LU fans but she’s not doing it for me in this little angle. Marty’s schizo athleticism plays up here with a guy like Fenix, who just does crazy things for fun. Mariposa is a great second here, which shouldn’t come as any surprise. This is also some really good traditional rudo work by Martinez with the mask ripping and just general nastiness. Fenix has some great comebacks, and that springboard spinning back kick in the corner was absolutely ridiculous and worthy of the ridiculous sound effect. Fenix also must have read my review of the last match because he does his own mushroom stomp variation and I pop like crazy for it. Mothra is convoluted as all hell but Fenix took it very nastily. In fact, I like a lot of Marty’s indyriffic offense looks because he looks like a killer against a guy like Fenix. Santos only being able to say “Stop it!” is basically Skinemax/Hallmark Channel-level acting and it somehow leads to Fenix moving on. The postmatch payoff makes sense since Santos got involved, but as far as Marty using a fork is concerned, he really needs to watch some Abby in Puerto Rico for proper usage.

ER: This was my favorite episode in some time, the wrestling all delivered and the flow was good. This actually got me interested in the tourney, which I had not been until now.

TL: So this seems like a tourney where LU had 20 guys they wanted to showcase but didn’t want to hand out a bunch of byes. Which means that after the first round, it was going to get good. Pro wrestling tournaments are hard to mess up, and it looks like this one is hitting its stride. Like I said a few shows ago though: They’re really telegraphing the winner in a lot of ways, but at the same time, I’m intrigued to see how they get there and see if they play with those expectations going forward. It’s the least they can do and they’re doing it well.

Also, Eric and I are totally in sync in this show in a scary way and we wrote our reviews separately, so that goes to show you just how good we thought this episode was after quite the barrage of stinkers.

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Lord Regal is Driving Your Girlfriend Home

Lord Steven Regal vs. 2 Cold Scorpio 7/27/93 - FUN

PAS: Kind of an odd match, it is a 10 minute time limit draw worked about 85% on the mat. That is right up Regal's alley, but it doesn't really work to the strengths of 93 2 Cold. Regal had some great looking stuff, but Scorpio's counters and hold work looked a little tentative. Also when 2 Cold finally flies, he hits a weak looking superfly splash. Regal did enough stuff to get it to FUN, but this on paper looked like a dream match, and instead it felt like Regal imposing himself on the match.

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE REGAL

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Friday, January 19, 2018

CWF Mid-Atlantic Worldwide Episode 134

Episode 134

ER: We get Pop-Up Video running throughout the episode, bringing me back to some Chikara tape I bought 15 years ago.

Mace Li vs. Jesse Adler

PAS: This match happened before Adler won the TV title, on the same show as Arik Royal v. Snooty Fox. These guys train together and clearly have some stuff worked out, but it is still the same Adler match which has been boring me for a couple of months now. He does some good bodypart selling, and if he could develop some decent offense he could do something with that, but as of now his TV title reign is dragging down the show each week.

ER: Yeah I'm beyond over this. Every freaking week with these Adler matches. That standing shooting star is easily one of the worst looking finishers in wrestling. There are plenty of guys doing the same kind of stuff, only gracefully executing it and landing it without looking like they're dragging themselves out of a creek. And that spinning back elbow/fist to the mid section has to go. I am so in the weeds on Adler.

Trevor Lee/Ric Converse vs. Lee Valiant/Aric Andrews

PAS This is an impromptu tag after Andrews interrupts a Lee promo. This is before the Andrew gimmick change, and I loved the sleazy Andrews and Valiant tag team. There is some fun crowd brawling to open including Lee dumping Valiant head first into a garbage can. Converse and Valiant have had a long history (one of the cool things about the pop up video gimmick is all of the history stuff, Valiant and Converse worked a one hour iron man!) and worked well with each other. Fun energetic tag with plenty of shtick.

ER: Man I miss bearded Andrews. It's cruel showing us this older match, with skeezy bearded Andrews, in his great team with Valiant. Man I'd love to see these two with the tag belts. But as cruel as it was, they could give me a hot 7 minute tag like this every week and I'd keep coming back for more. Valiant was awesome here, and he's a guy who needs to be featured more (and was clearly a bigger name in the "pre-TV" era of CWF). He knew just how to work to every age level of this hot Chapel Hill crowd, knew to comically kick his legs a bunch when Lee dumps him in a trash can as kids squeal with delight, but knows how to throw hard shots and bump big to get the adults into everything. Valiant takes a huge spill to the gym floor from the ring, and then gets awesome height on a big time Sky High from Converse, and really sticks himself on a DDT. Trevor Lee is in full gym shorts and tiny boots and I always like that Lee, and teaming with Converse is a natural fit. I second Phil with enjoying all the pop up history, really helps me fill in blanks and backstory. And finding out Lee was only 15 in 2009 made me feel old. as. hell.

Nick Iggy vs. Chet Sterling

PAS: This was fine, both guys are solid wrestlers, it was a bit hammy though. Iggy is a really expressive heel and Sterling is really expressive babyface and having two guys on 10 like that, got a little theatre kidish, I need one guy to play it a bit cool. I did enjoy the Pop Up Video run down of all of Iggy's terrible pun nicknames, Grin Balor? CM Hunk? Oof.

ER: I liked the running gag of half the match being taken up by Iggy's nicknames. And I really want to see Dandy Orton now. Just a foppish powder wig upper crust dandy, but with sinister date rape eyes. It would be difficult to pull off. Not many people have Orton's naturally rape-y brand of charisma, and of those people I'm sure even fewer of them would be caught dead in powder makeup, a trim blouson, or knickers. But it's right there for the taking. The Pop-Ups take a darker turn as they reveal that Iggy has an obsession with Jeffrey Dahmer, which is probably something to keep off your Tinder profile. You don't see Uber drivers listing Ted Bundy as someone they admire. The match itself I thought was good, really fun, and I didn't really notice a lot of the hammy aspects. Iggy takes a great DDT on a show where I thought Valiant was guaranteed to have taken the nastiest DDT, his fishhook camel clutch was nasty, and I thought Iggy especially was really lacing in shots down the stretch. I thought he looked great during the strike exchange, throwing a few different great strikes (nice big punch, sharp elbow, big slashing overhand chop), although Sterling has a habit of pulling away from his own strikes, whiffing on a couple of elbows that were meant to be cut-off spots, and holding back on a yakuza kick. Iggy was great at getting into people's faces, a gal who no sells him and a little kid that jumps, and we build to a great dive from Sterling that levels Iggy (after he had just bumped big to the floor) and threatens to crash into the front row, but damn if every person in CWF is great about keeping their fans safe. Fun match, fun concept show.

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Yoshiaki Fujiwara Reveals Mysteries From the Darkness

Yoshiaki Fujiwara vs. Billy Jack Scott U-DREAM 11/12/98 - GREAT

PAS: U-Dreams was a short lived attempt to do post UWFI shootstyle. Billy Jack Scott is an ex-UWFI gaijin who was trained by Billy Robinson (according to the website for his Kentucky shoot wrestling school.) This was a pretty classic Fujiwara grappling fight, Scott was really aggressive and Fujiwara was using that aggression against him, turning shots and submission attempts into nasty holds. Finish was pretty great with Scott throwing Fujiwara and really fighting for a cross-armbreaker, he yanks and pulls, and Fujiwara is able to scoot around and lock on a nasty facelock for the tap, really cool to watch him execute every step of it.

COMPLETE AND ACCURATE FUJIWARA

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