But a Dream Like Gulak Gets Wasted, Without You

Drew Gulak/Jack Gallagher/Brian Kendrick vs. Gran Metalik/Kalisto/Lince Dorado 205 Live 6/12/18 - GREAT

ER: WWE was just giving these guys 15 minutes with no kind of feud, to just go out there and fill that time. It's incredible. We get the most Segunda Caida rudo trios team possible, and they are a great group of rudo bases for our Lucha House trio. Sending six cruiserweights out to work an unannounced 15 minute match in front of a WWE crowd feels like a bit of a prank, but they build nicely with their time and the biggest reactions come from the finishing stretch. The match is cool, with them working this as a lucha trios that veered into the rudos cutting off Kalisto from the rest of his Party, before Kalisto finally gets a fun hot tag to Metalik. It's fun seeing all of the rudos act as bases for flying, and it's a natural fit as Gulak and Dorado go way back. Dorado gets a long run of offense peaking in an assisted rope walk flip dive, but my favorite parts of the match was watching all the rudos finally halt Kalisto and make quick tags, knocking Dorado and Metalik off the apron with hard elbows, just working their "non flyer" beatdown. Kendrick comes in with a big kick, Gulak works a kneeling torture rack and shifts that into a half crab/arm lock, all cool stuff. But Kalisto hits a great jawbreaker on Gulak, Kendrick takes a tornado DDT right on his face, all building to Metalik's big missile dropkick heavy tag in. Kalisto gets a nice rana roll up on Gulak, and Gulak pays him back for almost beating him by blasting him with a lariat, the kind that gets a crowd into a match regardless of the particpants' size. Kendrick almost murders Kalisto getting him into the Captain's Hook, not sure who twisted too early, but it only makes his headlock takeover look even more dangerous. This match did not need 15 minutes, but if you're going to give some guys 15 minutes of time to fill during an already long TV taping, I can't think of three better guys than Gulak/Kendrick/Gallagher. 

Drew Gulak vs. Mansoor WWE Main Event 6/3/21 - GREAT

ER: Before I watched this, I had already seen four Gulak/Mansoor matches this year, and it's kind of crazy to look at the people who were cut or allowed to leave and then still see Gulak working as essentially the man who is working as Mansoor's personal in-ring trainer just doing his thing. The proof is in the pudding as the results have been great. Mansoor has improved as much or more than anyone on the roster in 2021. It's a testament to Gulak's powers that they can keep having matches against each other that feel completely different from their other matches, all worked around some unsaid obstacle. This was mostly grounded and over the year you can really see how good Mansoor is getting at selling holds and moving honestly into and out of holds. Working with Gulak has already elevated him above the level of performative mat guys who roll through a quick sequence that ends in a tandem kip-up. This is more about Gulak constantly catching Mansoor in a headlock and Mansoor trying to find his way out of it to a win. When Mansoor is in control you can see Gulak doing little things to direct traffic, things that Mansoor responds naturally to. 

I loved how Gulak worked like an old sensei, reversing everything Mansoor threw (grabbing a headlock off a single leg, gaining arm and wrist control after a Mansoor slap) while also keeping Mansoor's work snug (loved how when Mansoor had arm control Gulak went to cover up his face which was a sly reminder for Mansoor to plant his knee on Gulak's face). Gulak has a couple of cool takedowns off an armdrag reversal and later one where he just takes Mansoor down, traps his legs, and ties him up in a dragon sleeper. I'm going to love a match where guys refuse to break headlocks off the ropes or get tied up in messy holds that don't look as "clean" as other WWE holds. The spot of the match is Gulak blocking an armdrag and turning it into a kind of Gory special as Mansoor fights it, only for Gulak to just drop straight down into a side headlock. The pinfall trading at the end is just about as interesting as you can make that spot now, worked very seamlessly but with Gulak actually looking like someone who is trying to pin Mansoor, not just positioning himself for the next reversal. I'm not sure how long Gulak is going to be able to get away with weird subversive matwork matches on these undercards, but I am going to be in love with it as long as it happens. 

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NXT UK Worth Watching: OHNO! Gallagher! Webster! Coffey!

Flash Morgan Webster vs. Joe Coffey NXT UK 4/19 (Aired 5/8/19) (Ep. #41)

ER: I'm not sure why I wasn't expecting these two to have great chemistry, because I loved how they worked this match. I think this is Webster's best performance in NXT UK so far, and it makes the case for him being a better singles worker than tag worker. He was such a good ragdoll for Coffey but had offense that stood on its own, he knew when to work in that offense, and it always looked like something that would actually damage the larger Coffey. Coffey is good at neutralizing Webster, working holds and knocking him down with a shoulderblock, and Webster does cool things like actually try to trip Coffey on dropdowns. If I haven't mentioned Webster's dropdowns before, I love them as he always looks like he is trying to take a guy out at the ankles, and a wrestler who works a nice dropdown is a wrestler I'm going to like. 

I like Webster's upside down armdrag, and his enziguiri, senton, and dropkicks are sold appropriately by Coffey, who lays in some heavy uppercuts and a cool swinging butterfly suplex. The pace of this was great, as Coffey kept speed with Webster but left nice openings, and the quick early pace made Coffey's long full nelson work make some sense. Webster gets this great unhinged crossbody while Coffey is in the ropes, tipping Coffey to the floor while Webster goes flying down, and I love how fast Webster is to get back in to hit a tope con giro. One of the best things about Webster is that he never seems to expect a move to be sold if it doesn't hit squarely. His tope con giro looks great but also sends him crashing past Coffey, and the big move is handled appropriately and nobody tries to pretend Webster didn't go crashing down the entranceway. And I love how tidily the match wraps up, with Webster outquicking and looking for an upset, getting a moonsault and nice high knee, but then hitting knees in a flat out disgusting way on a swanton. Coffey just stuck those knees up and Webster landed on them like he was landing on a fence. Coffey folds him with a spear and waylays Webster with a lariat, and the lariat sends Webster spinning like he was bounced off the Blob at summer camp. This was 6 minutes and kicked ass the entire time, great way to kick off the #1 contender qualifying series. Can't say enough nice things about this match. 

Kassius Ohno vs. Jack Gallagher NXT UK 4/20 (Aired 5/29/19) (Ep. #44)

ER: This was actually the first NT UK match I ever watched, and it apparently took my favorite American wrestler fighting my favorite British wrestler to get me to finally check out the product 44 episodes in. Going back and watching it now that I have the context of the 43 NXT UK episodes that came before it, and I still think it's the best NXT UK match at this point in the series. In fact, I have Kassius Ohno being in the four best NXT UK matches through the first 44 episodes. I don't think that is an insult to NXT UK, that Ohno was able to come in and have matches better than anyone else on the roster. I think it's just something Ohno would be able to do on any roster in wrestling. I loved pretty much every single thing about this match. This felt like an homage to classic World of Sport, but at no point did any of this feel derivative. Lesser workers could have made this look like a minor league baseball stadium Al Snow match, all World of Sport equivalents to doing Stunners and People's Elbows. Instead, Ohno and Gallagher took classic World of Sport sequences and put their own twists on them. They played off familiar moments and gave them sudden right turns, successfully playing off our expectations and giving us something fresh out of something near and dear. 

I liked Gallagher going for Johnny Saint's old lady in the lake spot - a spot we started seeing a ton on the indies around 2003, when more indy workers had finally seen a Johnny Saint match - and Ohno just stomps Gallagher in the face instead of going through with the spot. Gallagher headstands in the corner like Nigel, Ohno takes the spot a direction I hadn't seen in other Gallagher matches. Ohno had this great attitude of being too smart to fall for Gallagher's tricks, and so Gallagher threw a couple of extra tricks at him.  The standing exchanges were as good as I was hoping they'd be, with my favorite being Gallagher trying to knee his way into Ohno's knee and elbow crooks to force leverage. Gallagher tying on a wristlock and then lifting his opposite grip side knee to force down Ohno by the elbow, or digging his knee into the back of Ohno's, that's the kind of thing I love to see. And when they broke out of the WoS homage it happened with an absolute bang, with Ohno bloodying up Gallagher's face with a "I'm done messing around" punch. 

Gallagher is smaller but can strike with the best of them, and once Ohno moves the match into punch territory, Gallagher is more than fine throwing hard elbows and a couple of his great headbutts. Ohno throws some of his greatest pump kicks in the biz, and I really only wish we had gotten the built up finish the boys had earned. Ohno hits a finisher worthy rolling elbow, landing Gallagher's leg well under the rope (and hanging off the apron), but the ref counts as normal (which is odd he wouldn't check the ropes as Gallagher was lying right next to them, feels a safe bet he would have had a limb breaking the plane) but Ohno amusingly swipes Gallagher's leg back into the ring. The look on Ohno's face as he swung Gallagher's leg back in without the ref seeing was enough to make me love that finish. Still, I really would have liked the ref to have noticed, and Gallagher to have slipped to the floor, continuing the match and giving Gallagher another break to come back. If we got a match restart and a small Gallagher comeback, there's a chance this reaches evergreen #1 NXT UK match. As is, it will just have to be "the best so far".

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NXT UK Worth Watching: Gallagher! Andrews! Webster! Bate!

Mark & Joe Coffey vs. Mark Andrews/Flash Morgan Webster NXT UK 1/27 (Aired 2/20/19) (Ep. #30)

ER: I really liked this, and thought it was a fun way to work a match where the outcome wasn't ever in doubt. We knew Gallus was going to run over Mandrews and the Modfather, and I like how they got to that. Mark Coffey is really good at working with juniors, knows how to miss close and occupy time while highspots are being set up, and Andrews especially was great at sticking and moving between the larger team. Andrews doesn't skimp on his strikes, gets his boots up into Mark's face and pushes off, hits an uppercut that looks like something that would slow down a big guy. You knew Andrews was only going to  keep pace for so long, and it turns on a dime with the Coffey brothers hitting a wicked pop up uppercut. They cut the ring off, Mark planting a kneedrop, Joe backing Andrews into the corner with great punches (hard shot to the face that Andrews sold like someone who got punched right in the face, and some great body shots), lifts him with a nasty hammerlock and overhead throw, and Andrews' only saving grace is that he's good at leaping out of powerbombs. Webster has a fun hot tag, and I think there's a reason they had Mark in the ring when the tag was made, he took a Asai moonsault very well, and Webster swung around the ringpost to hit a rana on Joe on the floor. We get a fun spot down the stretch where Andrews tags back in gets caught trying a tornado DDT, but Webster shoves his legs to send the DDT through. We get duel tope con giros, and I thought they did a good job of working in that team flash at the end, right before Andrews is separated again with a suplex on the apron, leaving Webster alone. This easily could have been worked as a squash, or they could have given the flyers more time than would be believable, but I think they found a strong balance, and I came away impressed by Andrews working up to the bigger Gallus. 

Gentleman Jack Gallagher vs. Tyler Bate NXT UK 1/27 (Aired 2/27/19) (Ep. #31)

ER: This had the beginnings of a seriously great match, but I thought the finish was sudden (by design), distractingly long, and more than a little silly. They work it like they're going 20, but it ends at 10. Since the entire match is essentially matwork leading to pinfall, with not much in between, the matwork portion was great and then things basically ended. I'm unsure if I would have been better with the match just ending as a 10 minute draw, rather than the finish we got. It's a little tough to evaluate a match with some of the best mat tricks WWE has seen, that then ends with a couple dozen one counts of an endless rolling cradle reversal and then a schoolboy. So let's just look at the matwork and soak in it pleasantly. Bate was aggressive on the mat, going after Gallagher's arm but not ever really doing too much damage, and always eventually getting shown up and punished by Gallagher. Gallagher had some smooth reversals into snug headscissors, and Bate had a slick moment where he kneeled down on Gallagher's ankles to get him to loosen his legs enough for Bate to pop his head out. 

Jack's Indian deathlocks and work on the knee were great, sinking in holds and doing things like digging his knee into Bate's thigh, and I loved when Gallagher tied Bate's leg in the ropes and then jammed his knee into Bate's knee. I really liked how Bate sold the knee too, being wobbly on his feet and using his bum wheel to still do kneelifts into Gallagher's face (while making it clear that he has made the choice that it's better to use his in-pain knee as a blunt instrument than trust putting weight on it to weaponize his good knee). Things got a little silly when Bate shrugged off the match long work on his leg and held Jack in the air with a keylock, then did an airplane spin. Nothing puts more painful pressure on your knees than the short side to side steps needed to perform airplane spins or giant swings, so this felt egregious to me. Still, it looked like the match was getting off the mat and into a crazy finishing stretch, but then the silly little endless rolling cradle to the finish happened. And that's fine. Wrestling isn't all about Match of the Year status and can also be about the unexpectedly good and bad. This whole thing is well worth seeing just for the opening 7 minutes alone, some of the most fun scrambling and transitions in 2019 wrestling, regardless of promotion.

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2018 Ongoing MOTY List: 205 Live Street Fight

52. Drew Gulak/Jack Gallagher vs. Akira Tozawa/Brian Kendrick 205 Live 12/18 (Aired 12/19/18)

PAS: No idea why it took us early two years to watch this match, these are the four best 205 Live guys, and they get a long time to work a street fight.  Gulak and Gallagher look awesome coming in with their fists taped wearing suits. It takes a bit to get going, the first couple of minutes have a lot of WWE street fight spots with brooms and garbage cans, but as soon as Gulak breaks out the bungee cords it gets really great. Gulak fishooks Kendrick with the bungee cord hook which is super nasty looking, and we get a really great finish run with a bunch of cool near falls and big spots. Tozawa ends up hitting his awesome tope right into a garbage can, Gallagher locks in some cool submissions and he ends up leaving himself open to getting smashed. I really dug the battle on the top rope between Gallagher and Kendrick, a lot of times punches on the top rope look bad, but they were really cracking each other including Gallagher punching Kendrick right in the back of the head.

ER: 205 Live loved having good (or bad, I guess) 18 minute matches that could have been fire 10 minute matches. They also never quite mastered blowoff matches or big stipulation matches. Even though this would have been tighter with a shorter runtime, this is one of the best stips matches in the brand's history. It's easier to have a good long match when you send the best 4 in the division (at the time) out there and let them fill the time. Part of the long match era felt like one of those weird WWE self-serving deals where they let guys they don't care about go out and hang themselves, and crowds weren't typically too jazzed to sit through PPV main event length cruiser matches with minimal story build. The better ones found ways to get the crowd into it, and this crowd wakes up about midway and stays with it. I appreciated them starting with hard fists and cranked necks, but we're 20 years removed from ECW and I don't need Singapore cane shots to trash cans. Gulak uses the old Mick Foley trick of clonking Tozawa a few times with a live mic, and the crowds get involved just from the perfectly silly mic shots (makes you wonder why any guys go through the trouble of bumping hard on the apron and floor and taking stiff punches to the head).

We do get a mix of violence added to the sillier spots, like Kendrick suplexing Gallagher into an announcer's chair that Gulak was already seated in, or Gallagher in that same chair getting rolled into a hard Tozawa dropkick. I loved Tozawa working in his big spots on partner saves, crushing Gallagher with his senton to break up an Indian deathlock, or spinning around Gallagher with an octopus hold to get him away from Kendrick. He also gets a great reaction hitting his surprise right hand on Drew and later hitting an insane tope into a trashcan (swung by Drew). Kendrick is really great staggering around ringside taking punches, and Gulak fishhooking Kendrick with a bungee cord hook was one of the greatest things I've seen during a WWE (or anywhere, really) street fight. Gulak really looked like he was tearing at Kendrick's face (strong selling from Kendrick too) and I loved how Tozawa broke it up by jamming his hand into Gulak's mouth to let him know how a fishhook feels. This kind of bummed me out when it was over, as 2 years later we have Gulak mostly doing commentary, Kendrick disappearing for months at a time, Tozawa being a ninja who rarely wrestles, and Gallagher the only sex pest who they didn't attempt to make excuses for. Shit has changed in two years, shit has changed in two months.


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The Final WWE Big 3! Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 6/8-6//20

ER: Well the feature went away, came back with Gulak, and now not long after leaves for good now that 1/3 of our 3 is a sex pest. I'm not sure how to continue the feature as my back-up plan for one of the three getting cut was to move Kassius Ohno into the third spot and well, that went out the window too. Maybe I will continue as a Big 2+1, with the one being the worker I think most belongs in the third spot any given week. Thoughts?


Jack Gallagher/Tehuti Miles/Tony Nese vs. Oney Lorcan/Danny Burch/Isaiah Scott 205 Live 6/12

ER: Fun trios match that builds off the previous few weeks of matches from each of these guys. 205 has always been good at building feuds and giving some matches a reason to happen, even if the blowoff matches have been roundly disappointing over the show's run. But this was kept brisk and had a nice heel control section, and we got another great run of Gallagher/Lorcan. For whatever reason, that pairing is a real rarity on 205. We have their great singles match and occasional crossed paths in big multimans, but that's it. Gallagher was real mean when he tagged in and started wailing on him, blindsiding Lorcan with a headbutt to the stomach and then beats him in to the mat while his boy Nese cheats from the apron, and late in the match Gallagher has an awesome buzzer beater pinfall save. I really dug Nese snapping Lorcan's neck over the top rope and then pushing Lorcan away from the ropes with his boot when Gallagher was ready to go for a pin. I always like how Lorcan fights through heat segments, and the uppercut he blasts Miles with when Miles tags in is one of the best moments of the match, quickly rivaled by Miles wrecking Lorcan with a lariat that sounded like someone taking a baseball bat to a Thanksgiving turkey. I liked Miles dropping elbows on Lorcan while rubbing it in on Nese that *this* is how you control a match, leading to a big missed elbowdrop that everyone but Miles saw coming. Modern WWE style has so many moves thrown to purposely miss, too many guys focusing on the reversal instead of the move itself, and when somebody actually does a "heel misses a move due to cockiness" it actually plays as something fresh. Burch had a spirited start to the match and gets some more fun stuff when things start to break down, hits a nice enziguiri, leans into a Nese spinkick, and hits a nice surprise headbutt on Miles. Due to how this broke down I'm excited to see a Gallagher/Miles match, and I'm really liking what a lot of these guys are bringing to 205.


Oney Lorcan vs. Chase Parker 205 Live 6/19

ER: This was a bunch of fun. Ever-Rise will always feel like a weird team to be on the WWE roster, but I like how they fall into that Disorderly Conduct style credible team that never wins, like if the Hardy Boys had been heels working as DO in 1997 WWF. The match worms its way immediately into my heart by starting with a long Lorcan headlock that Parker can't break, and we get three different attempts for Parker to run Lorcan off while Lorcan keeps hanging on. For all of the great traditional wrestling moves and spots that WWE has phased out, I love that there are a devoted few who know how to hold onto a good headlock and refuse to break. Parker does his small Canadian Disorderly Conduct offense, like choking Lorcan on the ropes or driving a knee into the gut, hitting a standing elbow across the back of Lorcan's neck, the kind of offense done by hairy men in ill-fitting singlets on syndicated 90s WCW TV. It's basic heel control until he charges Lorcan and Lorcan scoops him into an inverted atomic drop, then lifts him into a traditional atomic drop, and we are blessed because he catches Parker in a THIRD atomic drop variation as Parker axe handle attempts his nuts directly down into Lorcan's waiting knee, then wastes him with the flying uppercut and blockbuster. This had a real WCW 5 minute syndie match feel, which is obviously the best feel.


Jack Gallagher vs. Jake Atlas 205 Live 6/19

ER: Cool style clash that saw Gallagher stalking and striking Atlas around the ring while managing to stumble and bumble into taking the more athletic indy lucha offense of Atlas. Atlas has a couple of neat squirrelly armdrags with my favorite being when Gallagher caught Atlas's boots in the corner and swung them through the ropes only to have Atlas drop his weight like a pendulum and toss Gallagher at a neat angle. But big portions of this were Gallagher calmly strutting around the ring to provide constant pepper into Atlas's ribs. Gallagher starts attacking the body with big right hooks, thrust headbutts, open palm strikes, just tenderizing Atlas's whole rack of ribs for a roast. We get a lot of great moments of Gallagher responding to some flowery Atlas flourishes with a pause and a kick to the face or punch to the jaw or palm to the face or knee to the gut. Seriously, just watching Gallagher stalk and strike is the best. I don't love all of Atlas's comeback offense, even though I like a lot of how Gallagher set it up (like missing a superman punch to set up an Atlas clothesline). Atlas does hit a nice back suplex, but a lot of his comeback offense - and his rainbow DDT finish - would have worked much better in a This Is Awesome kind of match, which this wasn't. There was a lot of attention paid to Gallagher beating Atlas's body and then locking in an abdominal stretch, and there were plenty of cool ways that Atlas could have worked in his offense around the damage, but it felt like his brain was in a different match than the one he was in. Match overall gets a thumbs up from me, but blending his spots into the format better would have lifted this to List.

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WWE Big 3 Returns! Lorcan, Gallagher, GULAK 5/24-6/7/20

Battle Royal WWE Smackdown 5/29

ER: Drew Gulak has not had great luck in battle royals during his WWE tenure, but he's always a good presence in a battle royal. Here he is mostly on the defensive, but I like how he hooks his leg over the bottom rope while trying to eliminate guys from the apron, mostly locked in a battle with Cesaro. I will always love battle royal spots where one man is on the apron and someone in ring is pushing boot to throat, and Gulak is great at hanging on while Cesaro pushes that boot under his chin.  It feels like a good idea for me to make a couple keyboard shortcuts for Gulak, one of them being "would have liked to see this go longer but", as I was foolishly thinking his return after not taking a weak offer was going to turn into one of those weird Vince "this guy stood up to me and now I respect him" kind of situations, and I would have like more of him with Corbin. Corbin and Gulak had a good match on Smackdown last month, and Bryan had a great match with Corbin, along with a great trios. So they were keeping that Cesaro/Nakamura/Corbin feud going with Gulak and it would have been cool to see that go in Gulak's favor. But I also like Gulak taking a huge hiptoss to elimination, so oh well. As for non-Gulak people, Dolph Ziggler continued to show that his greatest strength is as a guy who comes very close to being eliminated from battle royals before eventually dying on his elimination bump. This was a decent enough battle royal.


Oney Lorcan/Danny Burch vs. vs. Roderick Strong/Bobby Fish vs. Tyler Breeze/Fandango NXT 6/3

ER: I wish this got twice the time it did, because I loved what these guys were bringing. The structure was tough to follow as it was a 3 way tag, meaning three guys were in the ring at all times, except for half of the match you had both members of UE in there and after awhile everyone was involved. Typing that out makes it sound like this was a mess and that guys would constantly be getting in each other's way, but somehow this was worked with precision. Everyone (except maybe Fish?) was working snug, and with nearly everyone involved at all times I thought they did a killer job of always giving everyone something to do. Burch is like an old man luchador as he seems to get better the higher up his trunks go, and here he at later career Villano III levels of trunk height (he really needs to pace himself as he's the same age as me, meaning those trunks will be over his tits by age 48, way too soon). Three way exchanges can be clunky and tired, but Burch was in their keeping things moving and mixing up strikes, throwing in a hard headbutt to make sure the exchange never approached rote, hard dropkick, throwing a surprise back elbow at Fish on the apron (which was paid off nicely when Fish laid him out on the floor later), and running interference for Lorcan's hot tag. Strong was a great pinball for Breeze and Burch, and I like that he took over when he just said fuck it and had Fish come in the ring full time. Fandango's hot tag was cool, totally forgot he had a cool snap powerslam and after he broke off the second one I kinda just wanted him to keep going. Lorcan's hot tag obviously ruled, with him flying into everyone with chops and elbows. Love how he flew into one corner with an uppercut, and cleared his path with an elbow on his way back to throw an uppercut in the opposite corner. Fandango tossing him over the top into most of the guys was done really well, but everything here was done well. With just a couple more minutes this could have been list, and it really wasn't far away as is.


Drew Gulak vs. AJ Styles WWE Smackdown 6/5

ER: Hot little Nitro match with both working quick to make up for the time. Styles always tightens things up when working against guys like Gulak. Not that Styles is out here showing daylight every other week, but he's also not throwing corner punches or aiming lariats at throats like he did against Gulak here. I like how Gulak recognized Styles' aggression early and started turning that into submission attempts, running Styles' into the mat with his cool crossface variation. Both guys got bounced off their head and shoulders in uncool ways: Styles shoving Gulak down into a backbreaker that bounced his head to the mat was probably my favorite moment of the match, and Gulak pays him back late with his cool drop down Michinoku driver variation. A fired up Gulak is quite a thing, and he really crushed AJ down the stretch with a dropkick that looked like it would have staggered anyone on the roster, big clothesline and an even bigger corner clothesline, and he knew exactly how snug to hold that pinfall. I had the weird hunch Gulak was winning here, and I'm happy he got the win with no kind of shenanigans, just outsmarting Styles and beating him to the punch.


Oney Lorcan vs. Tehuti Miles 205 Live 6/5

ER: I've been enjoying Tehuti on 205, he's the newest 205 guy who doesn't actually work like a cruiserweight. I like his brand of minimalism, and really enjoyed his Tyler Breeze match from a couple weeks ago. This match is built around the simple premise that Danny Burch kicked Miles around the ring last week, but Miles won with a schoolboy while grabbing the trunks. Someone who does a schoolboy with a handful of trunks on the show hyped entirely around the spectacular things that smaller wrestlers can do in the ring is someone I'm going to enjoy. This whole thing is worked simply, like a fun house show match where the goal is to pay off the simple story they broadly presented to the crowd. There's a reason that simplicity works. Lorcan uses almost entirely chops - and one wicked knee to the gut - to start and finish, hitting our story note early when Miles bails to the floor after taking some chops, gets stopped by Burch, then turns around into another Lorcan chop. The camera work was surprisingly good (because it was actually different) during Miles' control, and I especially liked the camera zooming in on Lorcan's face when Miles was scraping it with his boot in the corner. Miles drops some nice elbowdrops and works a cool Fujiwara armbar, then of course tries to win a handful of tights. This got a lot of time and I'm sure there was a better match they could have had, as neither guy was bringing out his biggest guns. But I liked the simple storytelling, Burch yelling about the pulled tights leading to Lorcan rolling Miles up with a prawn hold, and I like when guys work a more bare match like this. It's cool seeing wrestlers boiled down to their basics, and I'd love to see them build off of it.


Jack Gallagher vs. Isaiah Scott 205 Live 6/5

ER: This felt really scattered but always threatening to get really good, and the most successful moments were typical for Scott matches: whenever he drops the unnecessary embellishments things look better. This had a lot of Scott embellishments, and it played more like a Scott showcase than an actual match. And that's kind of what it feels like EVERY time we get a Gallagher/Scott match. Gallagher is great at working style clashes, but against Scott you never get enough "clash", you get guys waiting around for Scott to finish his windmill backspins so he can finally hit his headscissors. There were at least four different moments where Gallagher had to pause and leave a limb out for Scott to finish his embellished sequence, or stop short because he arrived at the right time for a sequence but Scott wasn't done with his handstand. Gallagher would try to drop interesting threads into the match, and Scott would make sure they'd go nowhere. I got excited for the moments that felt like the change was happening, like Gallagher wasting Scott's time avoiding him on the apron, only to grab his leg and yank it through the turnbuckles. But those moments where quickly forgotten in favor of Scott working so so armbars. When he toned down the BS it got good, and Gallagher's adjustments to go briefly into control were cool. I loved Gallagher leaping into a guillotine to drop Scott to a knee, or Gallagher working a side headlock on the top freaking rope, and reversing a big backdrop suplex into a hard landing crossbody. But you take a cool moment like that, and it instantly looks more silly with Scott kicking all four of his limbs like an upturned turtle. There was plenty to like here, but the main thing that hurt this match was that it never felt like a match, it just felt like Scott doing Scott things.

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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 5/10-5/16/20

Jack Gallagher vs. Isaiah Scott NXT 5/13

ER: I'm not sure why all the matches in this NXT cruiserweight tournament are only getting 4 minutes, but perhaps I got too used to 20 minute long 205 matches. They...do know that there's a middle ground between those match lengths, right? The shorter length on this one at least makes sense, with Nese jumping Scott before the bell and running him ribs first into the ring steps. Scott did a nice job of selling a nagging rib over the short runtime, and I dug how we got a plausible finish right off the bell when Gallagher just plastering Scott with his running corner dropkick. Not only was it one of Gallagher's finest, but with the way Scott fell he was able to just get his boot on the ropes, instead of a silly dramatic 2.9 kickout. And the rest of this was all about Gallagher punching Scott's body with strikes, aiming several kicks to those ribs, included some doozies while Scott was seated on the apron. We built to a great moment where Gallagher missed a second big dropkick in the corner, then eating a great Killshot kick to the side of the head. I thought for sure that Scott was winning after that, after Gallagher flopped nose first to the mat. But I was mighty pleased when Gallagher hopped up and grabbed a guillotine, and then got to win with a roaring elbow. Scott sold it like he got hit with a Gallagher roaring elbow.


5. Drew Gulak vs. Daniel Bryan WWE Smackdown 5/15

ER: Just keep giving these two time, and I'm confident they'll keep pumping out a fresh new match every single time. Gulak and Bryan are real artists, have a wealth of talent and influences to build fresh matches from, and after already having the best match of 2020 they now also have the best Smackdown match of 2020 (and there have been some cool contenders). This is the kind of technical wrestling I'm not certain even a crowd of drunk bikers could shit on, and it's still unfathomable to me that Gulak and Bryan are doing some of their greatest all time matwork on WWE programming, making it clearly the best WWE matwork we've seen. The opening couple moments of rolling was some time capsule stuff, not one second of the rolling feeling performative, counters that actually felt like legitimate counters, contact that felt real. Guys being allowed to stretch out matwork is possibly the only blessing of the empty arena era. I almost thought they were going the flash tapout route early, when Bryan locked in one of his most snug Yes Locks I can remember, looking like he wanted to bend Gulak's nose to his ear. But Gulak made the ropes, and then I thought they were going flash tapout when Gulak locked in one of his most snug Gu-locks with him actually yanking Bryan's beard to lock it in tighter!

Gulak is really cool on control, drops a nice belly to back suplex, nice cradle, and a Michinoku driver with him dropping to his knees. It looked like something I remember Regal doing to Benoit. Bryan starts plotting his comeback throughout Gulak's control, setting up attacks on Gulak's knee that pay off the longer things go. Bryan has a cruel dragon screw, but Gulak stepping out of a dragon screw attempt was even cooler, but then Bryan snapping tendons with a counterclockwise dragon screw was impossibly cool. I love the subtle way Gulak sold a kneebreaker, and Bryan going back to that kneebreaker and using it in a trap leg German was a killer payoff. Love these two working go behind sequences early, paying that off late when Bryan runs Gulak into the ropes with a waistlock and skips him across the ring like a stone with a quick German. The finish stretch is as class as you'd expect from these two left to their own, with Gulak breaking out a big powerbomb and some clean and believable cradle reversals, but of course Bryan goes shies away from the reversed Yes Lock and just attacks that knee with a heel hook. More brilliant work from these two, seriously among the best of their respectively impressive careers.

PAS: What a swan song for Gulak, I mean this is as great a final performance as I can remember, and the fact he was able to orchestrate his last WWE match so he could go 14 minutes of hard mat work with his idol is amazing. What a triumph for the Catch Point movement. Loved all the cools spots worked around the tight headlock with Bryan nailing him with shinbreakers, it built really well towards everything. The trap leg german, the dragon screws and the killer finish. I just finished Jon Snowden's incredible Shamrock biography, so I especially appreciated the match ending with the Pancrase dueling leglocks. Bryan and Gulak clearly used the pandemic as an opportunity to work matches which might kill a WWE crowd, and it was such a pleasure to see. I can't imagine Gulak getting a chance to do this in AEW, so bizarrely his best chance to continue this kind of output is actually to re-sign with the WWE. What a world.


10. Jack Gallagher vs. Tony Nese 205 Live 5/15

ER: What a colossal performance from Gallagher, up there with his excellent performance in last month's match against Oney Lorcan. This is maybe even more impressive, if we consider the abilities of his dance partner in each match. I wouldn't say this was an entire one man show, as Nese has actually improved his game a lot over the past year, and there were cool things he added here. There were also things he did that could have taken away from a match with a lesser opponent, and those things are where Gallagher showed some real merit. The whole thing was built around some really great body shots, with Gallagher landing hard closed fists with both hands, and Nese showing off a really killer short left that kept landing in the same spot, like Nese was trying to cause a gallbladder malfunction. Jack gets a couple different reversals into ground and pound, and I love how Gallagher's ground and pound isn't just forearms striking forearms, instead mixing up shots and leading his opponent.

When Nese takes over, that's where Gallagher shines in a very different way, as he's maybe the only person I've seen who makes Nese's DDR kick/legsweep combo look interesting, actually occupying himself by selling the strikes in between rather than just standing there like a doof waiting for the next dance step. Nese even drops him on a backbreaker and Gallagher manages to salvage that, instead focusing on selling damage from prior strikes. Now as I said, it wasn't all bad with Nese, as I really dug his rolling dropdown to take out Gallagher's legs near the ropes, I liked his Macho Man leaping neck snap to the floor/moonsault combo (with Gallagher's selling making Nese's quick timing on the spot work well), he has a thrust directly into Gallagher's throat that is maybe the nastiest strike I've ever seen Nese throw, and at one point Nese grabs Gallagher in a grounded headlock that squished Gallagher's face so tight that it looked like Gallagher was having a bad peanut allergy reaction. Gallagher was great at switching from throwing hard kicks and more body shots, and I love him mixing up his headbutt strike by throwing it at Nese's weakened body instead of how he usually throws it. I've said before how great it is that Gallagher doesn't use his signature offense the same way every match, always mixing up order and not using everything he has in every match, and making it all mean different things by the way he incorporates it into a match. Also, it rules that Jack got to win two TV matches this week with a roaring elbow.

PAS: Probably the best Tony Nese match I can remember, and it wasn't 100% Gallagher (maybe 85%). I can tolerate some backflips if you are going punch someone right in the throat, and Nese was swinging some ham hocks into Gallagher's ribs. I am digging new ground and pound Jack, it is really cool that he is showing off other sides of his game now, and stiff violence is what works in silent arenas. Cutting off Nese's knee strike with that running headbutt was a spot of the year candidate and Gallagher has mastered making that headbutt look devastating. They really should just slot Gallagher right into Gulak's spot as Bryan's running buddy.


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Jack Gallagher vs. Akira Tozawa NXT 5/6

ER: Pretty meager stuff right here. These two have matched up several times over the past couple of years and this was easily the weakest of those matches, but their other matches at least had some time. This was under 4 minutes, and not one of Tozawa's best performances. He seemed off for a lot of this, never quite grabbing Gallagher the right way, missing beats on sequences, not landing his actual offense flush. He lets Gallagher slip on a samoan drop, flies too far past him on his top rope senton, loses his grip and makes Gallagher basically DDT himself on the apron, and some of his strikes had the accuracy of someone throwing their their eyes closed. Gallagher did his best, took a killer folding bump on a German suplex, and had a cool sequence where he held onto Tozawa's right arm like arm kept working offense from that short distance, showing a few cool things he could quickly pull off all while holding that arm, just by using it as leverage. But Gallagher wasn't going to be able to turn this into a good match.


Drew Gulak/Daniel Bryan/Otis vs. Cesaro/Baron Corbin/Shinsuke Nakamura WWE Smackdown 5/8

ER: This ruled, the kind of fast paced action trading match that it seems like WWE used to be really great at, until the focus switched to fast paced phony reversal wrestling. This was fast paced wrestling with consequences. Moves weren't thrown with the intention of being reversed, moves were thrown to hit (and did!) and thrown with such enthusiasm that the reversals were due to misses leaving guys exposed. I really loved the style of constant partner tradeoffs, where you could have big moments with several different dance partner combinations without feeling like anything was being shrugged off. Gulak has been on a real tear in 2020, and he was the major standout in this match for me, showing how great he is at taking unique bumps from different offense. Early on he took a great uppercut from Corbin and bumped it really cool, with a diagonal staggered bump instead of the played out back bump; later he was shoved off the top by Nakamura headlong into a Cesaro uppercut, and after that ate a kick to the back of the head from Nakamura. He took all of this different offense with bumps that read more like Futen than WWE to me, and it added to the feel of the match greatly.

I think Gulak was the standout, but everyone brought something different and never felt like those awful modern wrestling trios where it feels like everyone is trying to wrestle the exact same style instead of just playing to individual strengths. Otis had some cool stiff arm lariats and always seemed to be getting Gulak out of jams by running his belly into people, Bryan played more crowd control and would come in with a nice dropkick to the knee or a big running knee of his own, Cesaro was an excellent foil for Gulak (including taking a bunch of killer Gulak strikes and stomps in the corner) and I loved how he powered up and out of a Gulak chickenwing/jaw hold, and I like the way Corbin came in and got the win after others put in far more work. It feels like they're actually building some sort of Gulak/Corbin program that will lead to a dominant Gulak win, but that's just me buying into old school logical feud building.

PAS: I enjoyed this, although I think it fell short of a MOTY list level match. These quarantine matches for the most part are failures, and in the few cases that it has worked, it is when the wrestlers have acknowledged that they need to work differently. I usually enjoy Otis, but him working all of his crowd response comedy spots to silence was rough to watch. That worm elbow in an empty arena, oof. It is crazy that Gulak has somehow gotten to the main event of WWE TV, and he was the star of this match, taking a big beating and locking in some cool moves. Corbin is a nice foil too, and his big finishing slam looked great. I think I needed another couple of momentum shifts at the end, I do like this kind of WWE spots trios, but it is tough to build that momentum in silence.

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Oney Lorcan vs. Aleister Black WWE Raw 4/13

ER: Lorcan is turning up on every damn show these days (Willing to die? Live in Tampa? Your ticket to the main roster starts now!) and I love how competitive this was. Black has been making quick work of guys lately and I am so very thankful that wasn't the case here. Lorcan was presented as Black's equal and that's alright by me. I expected this to go a couple minutes and it somehow took us through a commercial break, and I was into all of the headlocks we got to start. If a match has a moment where someone tries to push out of a headlock, but the headlocker holds on? I'm almost certain to like the match and what they're going for. Lorcan holds onto a couple of them here, and dishes some nice uppercuts and chops when they're apart. In some ways Black worked this like the underdog, going for schoolboys and bailing out of holds, and that felt like a cool nod to Lorcan's ability. Every time it looked like Black would pull away, hitting a quebrada, kicking Lorcan to the floor, kicking to get out of subs, Lorcan would fire back with something else. My favorite bit of home stretch Lorcan offense was a big damn lariat, love when a guy I'm sure is losing gets an awesome last gasp. I didn't love the final strike exchange that lead to the winning Black Mass, but loved that we got this as a serious match.


Jack Gallagher vs. El Hijo Del Fantasma WWE NXT 4/22

ER: This was a cool style clash, had a real "Hey these guys are both on the WCW roster and they randomly crossed paths on Thunder for 8 minutes" feel to it. It didn't really seem like it had a specific goal or story in mind, and that's what gave it that fun carefree WCW "go out there and do some cool stuff in the 6th quarter hour" vibe. This was Fantasma's TV debut and he needed a guy to show off his cool stuff against, and Gallagher is a cool guy to eat a few clotheslines, eat a plancha, fly out of the ring after taking a nice superkick, and then eat a big tope. I would have liked to see them work some conflicting matwork, Fantasma's lucha upbringing with Gallagher's violent twisting, and we didn't get that. WWE does not bring in luchadors to do flashy matwork, but I liked Gallagher routinely yanking Fantasma around by the mask, kicking him across the shoulderblades, and more mask yanking. Gallagher's big headbutt was the highlight of the match for me, that perfect Zidane arc that landed flush, and whenever I see something look that good I always just want it to be the finish. This was clearly going to be a Fantasma showcase, and that's cool, but I'd like to see them run this back without the need to get someone over in their debut.


Drew Gulak vs. Baron Corbin WWE Smackdown 4/24

ER: This was really cool. even though I obviously wanted a different result. This was a major change from the 2-3 minute matches Gulak was getting on Smackdown at the end of 2019, and really illustrates the important difference 3 extra minutes can make. It was tough to write about a 2 minute Gulak match against Braun, because what more can I say other than "Well it was cool the way Gulak hit that one punch before that truck ran over him and then also backed over him." A few extra competitive minutes takes the sting off a Gulak loss, and while it was a loss and it would have been cool to see him featured at Money in the Bank, this was not a clean win for Corbin. An optimist could argue that the tide was clearly turned for Gulak when Nakamura and Cesaro interfered, and that the match was professionally laid out. I thought Corbin had some cool stuff here that Gulak fed into really well, like that dope unrolling powerslam that spun Gulak into the mat, or the nicely pulled off Boss Man lariat around the ringpost (and for all the crap Corbin takes he's maybe the only guy I've seen post Boss Man who can pull that off without a hitch), the End of Days looked crushing, and he had some smaller things like a cool blocked strike that lead to a wicked kidney punch. Corbin as counter striker to Gulak would make for a great match.

But Gulak looked like his equal for much of this, and I loved how Corbin took a lot of Gulak's offense. We got some cool stuff on the floor with Gulak hitting a hard dropkick to send Corbin flying over the announce table, and Gulak hitting a leg whip that sent Corbin into the ring steps, and later flying off those ring steps with his nice diving lariat into Cesaro. I'm always going to be into a guy who utilizes parts of the ring and surrounding area, and Gulak is good at that. There were also a couple of strong Gulak nearfalls, including a convincing schoolboy and a great crossbody. And maybe the coolest part of the match was when Gulak's strikes really started landing, and he backed Corbin into the corner with a series of nasty forearm strikes to Corbin's chest, and the forearms all looked powerful enough to actually back up Corbin. Those forearms blossomed into bigger strikes and I loved the visual of Gulak having Corbin literally on the ropes. Silver lining: hopefully this loss and his strong presentation just lead to an actual cool match at MITB, as I'd rather see him in a cool singles than a big ladder match anyway.

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Oney Lorcan/Danny Burch vs. Ricochet/Cedric Alexander WWE Raw 4/6

ER: This was a fun surprise, the first ever Raw appearances of Lorcan and Burch. If you live in Tampa, you're on Raw! was the theme of this show, but give me a fun Burch/Lorcan sprint and whatever. Match was under 4 minutes, but it was worked like they were trying to fit as much into 210 seconds as possible. Lorcan and Burch weren't winning, but I'm glad that they weren't treated as cannon fodder and were instead treated as equals. There's no reason they shouldn't be equals, but I wasn't expecting it. Burch especially got to really lace into Alexander, absorbing some kicks from Cedric to be close enough to throw a couple of great punches, a headbutt, and some uppercuts. It's fun seeing Lorcan and Burch cut Alexander off from tags. They weirdly gave Apollo Crews a half hour to work, probably more time on Raw than he's had combined in two years, so at this point I got excited that we might be getting a stretched out Lorcan tag classic. Well, things went downhill pretty quickly for them once Ricochet finally tagged in. Once that happened it was a pretty quick Cedric/Ricochet show, with every Lorcan/Burch move being evaded, Burch tossed to the floor, and Lorcan eating a nice atomic drop/enziguiri double team before getting downed by the shooting star. I would have loved to see this get even two more minutes, but it was a nice surprise seeing Lorcan on Raw.


9. Jack Gallagher vs. Oney Lorcan 205 Live 4/10/20

ER: First time EVER singles match between these two, no clue what took them so long. Last week they talked about Gallagher's new vicious side while he was not doing any vicious offense. Well, this week the new side came out in full, as he pummeled Lorcan's body nearly the entire runtime. Before we get to the pummeling we start with some cool matwork, because we're in the weird era of WWE where guys here now have cooler matwork than guys on the indies or Japan (with a couple notable exceptions). All of Gallagher's traps and set-ups were great, loved him tightly wrapping his legs around Lorcan's legs to force pressure on Lorcan's joints, and these are guys who are also clearly going to be great at headscissors escapes. Gallagher really focuses his attacks afterward on Lorcan's body, big open hand shots that he kept landing and landing, finding gaps. He even kicks Lorcan across the ring with nice shots to the ribs. Lorcan showed he can hit with more power, but Gallagher was the one absorbing a big shot to land 3 shots to the body, even egging Lorcan on. Lorcan reddened Gallagher's chest with chops, which made his clipper ship tattoo look like it was heading off into the sunset. I hadn't seen Gallagher utilize his headbutt since starting on his new vicious side, but here he makes up for all of that by throwing out a dozen: A couple big wind-up shots, and a bunch of short thrusting blows to Lorcan's ribs, neck, and chest while trapping him in the corner. Lorcan pays Gallagher back with big running attacks and big throws, having given up on trading with him. Lorcan's running back elbow was an all timer here, his half nelson looked like it was going to bounce Gallagher off his ear, and he threw a short powerful clothesline that whipped Gallagher inside out so quickly that I had to rewind to see just what the hell happened. The finish of this was dumb, with Tony Nese being a doofus cop breaking up two teens making out in a car, just the worst possible timing. But up until the Neseing this was everything you wanted from 2/3 of the Big 3 throwing down.

PAS: This was really dope up until the turd ending. It is weird that these guys have been circling each other for years now, but have never matched up before and of course it is great. Gallagher seems to be going straight shootstyle with his new gimmick, which is a weird choice, but totally awesome. He was amazing in that first Tetsujin show, and it is really cool to watch him drop the WOS stuff and just focus on vicious body shots, Ikeda headbutts, and leglocks. Lorcan is a perfect antagonist for this. He isn't going to have that same level of skill on the mat, but he is going to totally match the intensity, I loved him trying to forcibly remove Gallagher's tattoo with his chops. Tony Nese is such a blight, why can't he be sensibly concerned about his health and stay home.


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Terry Funk vs. Nick Bockwinkel AJPW 7/12/83

MD: As new footage goes, this isn't as major a discovery as it looks. We had this match pro-shot with commentary, but missing the first few minutes. This gives us a HH version from a different angle with much better crowd noise and a few of those first few minutes of actual action (including a much better listen to Bockwinkel's Bill Murray lounge style Star Wars theme), but then misses a few minutes of great matwork has other, smaller cuts on longer holds throughout.

I still pushed for it for NFF because it's a match I've always loved with two of my favorite wrestlers and because it's a great match to signify that my first post for Segunda Caida was 6 years ago this week. I was really looking for both an outlet then and for a way to keep myself honest and focused on lucha specifically, since I had struggled with working out the ins and outs of the DVDVR set. I couldn't have been happier how that worked out (even if yeah, we're mourning the loss of Cubs' channel this week). In the last few years, starting with the release of the Houston Footage, but then with the weekly WWE Hidden Gems, and Japanese handhelds, big German releases, and now the French Catch collection, it's been just great to scour the net and to unearth and bring this stuff to people's attention. I'm less focused on modern wrestling than Phil and Eric who manage to watch everything that comes their way, but between Tuesday and Friday, I am watching six+ matches a week and having a blast. So thanks to them for letting me be part of this place.

Enough of that; on to the match. I watched this side by side with the pro-shot footage and that's always interesting. This was part of Funk's first retirement run and part of the benefit of the HH is that you see a clear shot of both of them throughout the entire match. While close-ups are good, Funk and Bock stand out compared to almost every other wrestler ever in that you want to see them every moment of a match. They are always acting and reacting. I don't think there's anyone in wrestling history better at portraying his emotions during a moment of advantage than Bockwinkel. A lot of wrestlers barely even try. With Bock, it's the elation and struggle of every single hold. Likewise, no one sells like Funk, especially in this early 80s AJPW setting. That's how he got over there despite being an American in an environment where the foreigners were all heels. He had a willingness, an utter fearlessness, to be vulnerable but resilient. Name another wrestler of this era in this place that would, even in victory, limp his way to the back. Without the announcing, with nothing but raw crowd noise, you can hear the crowd chanting his name, hear them get behind his comebacks. You can feel the energy and the adulation. There are so few matches between these two on tape but in some ways they are the perfect counterparts for one another, two perfectly engaged wrestlers who are able to thereby engage with one another, able to create a sum that is greater than even their incalculably lofty parts.

PAS: 70s and 80s title match wrestling is a style I am pretty much over, it's the reason I have very little interest in revisiting Jumbo matches. These are two guys which can add enough interesting things to a match to get me into a style I am not excited to see. All of the matwork was solid stuff with Bock trying to hold the spastic Funk down, with Terry spinning out and taking different angles then you might expect. Though the knee work was solid stuff which Funk sold great, and the fight on the apron near the end was a real highlight. This was the equivalent of some cool character actor performances in an otherwise standard movie.

ER: Let me say that I could not be happier with what Matt has brought to Segunda Caida over the years, and I can't believe it's been 6 years. I love the match structure analysis that he brings and I'm pretty sure he points something out that I didn't notice in every single post he writes. He's awesome, and this match was awesome. I'm really glad he pushed for it as it's a match up between two legends that I don't think I've ever seen before. I don't think of these two as opponents and I certainly can't recall ever seeing them in a singles match. But I loved it, muga minimalism at its finest, with every headlock and knee attack executed with snug realism. Bockwinkel's knee attacks came off really cruel, and part of that was Funk's less-grandstanding-than-normal selling. Funk still managed to flop around the ring and ringside (throwing himself into the guardrail right in front of the announce table) and continued to prove that it is an impossible feat to throw one individual streamer out of a wrestling ring. I loved how aggressive Funk was with a single leg takedown, and the way Bock punished that knee, dropping his own knee on it hard and peaking at the finish where he was throwing brutal shots that looked like he was trying to dissect Funk's MCL with fists. They did a lot of really cool stuff in the ropes (Funk is always good at flopping around on ropes) and Bockwinkel takes a nice bump to the floor that I assume leads to the Count Out. Again, I'm pretty positive I've never seen these two cross paths, and I absolutely loved it.


Bob Sapp/Stone Mountain vs. Kevin Northcutt/Tank Abbott NWA Wildside 12/14/00

PAS: Man I have no idea how Cornelia feds were always able to find such huge dudes. Both Stone Mountain and Kevin Northcutt looked to be of comparable size to Bob Sapp and Tank actually looked small. This was a tag with two guys who were basically untrained, but Sapp and Tank both had an entertaining awkwardness, shots would either miss or land way too hard. I really liked Tank's body shots, he seemed to really lay those in and that must have really sucked. Northcutt had a nice crescent kick, although other stuff looked odd. Sapp has an undeniable ring presence, and in a different world would have been a huge wrestling star. I can imagine if WCW didn't go out of business Sapp vs. Goldberg would have been a supernova. Nifty look at an all time WAR level weirdo tag and good to see that Bill Beherns is uploading Wildside to youtube again.

MD: This was pretty fascinating, I suppose. You're here to see Abbot and Sapp in the same ring, and you do for a bit, and it's probably the best part of the match, and it's really just Abbot taking a powder on the outside and stalling. It's hard not to like that because the dissonance of toughman Tank Abbot playing Larry Z. Playing against expectations is good heel wrestling. He was playing Harley Race in a tag match in Japan here; whenever he got in, his side lost control. Sapp obviously wasn't there yet but you still couldn't look away from him. The guy was so big and so exuberant that his muscles were somehow able to get in the way of his own clotheslines. I don't know what to say about Northcutt. I liked his energy slamming guys into the corner. Less so his strikes once he got them there. He could do a slingshot flipping senton into the ring. You get the sense that he and Stone Mountain could have an ok singles match, but it's not exactly one I'd go out of my way for.

ER: Man, give me a pro wrestling match like this every week and I will be a happy man. Wildside was such a great indy, something that holds up as still ahead of its time today. But a match like this will draw my full attention no matter where or when it happened. When the amount of mass in a ring is SO RADICAL that TANK ABBOTT comparatively looks like a tiny little junior. Any fed that throws Green Giants in the ring with any number of shoot fighters is a fed that I will support and a match that I will desperately seek out. The best part of shoot fighters in a wrestling match is the shots that land way harder than they should, and Tank threw a couple shots to the back of Stone Mountain's head that didn't look purposely unprofessional, just accidentally unprofessional. And the Accidental Unprofessionalism is the kind of thing that makes a match like this brilliant. It's the same reason someone like Sean McCully is so endlessly watchable in early Zero-1. That combination of "yeah I'm an athlete but I've never done this before but sure I'll try it!" that always leads to someone taking a super dangerous bump to the floor or accidentally punching a guy in the throat.

Kevin Northcutt was a guy who showed up in dying days WCW syndication that I thought had a ton of potential, and even here he threw an awesome kneedrop to Stone Mountain's temple and some great shots to the body throughout. Stone Mountain was clearly the greenest guy in the match, but his leaping elbowdrop looked fantastic, and that's probably because he just leaped up and dropped his full weight behind an elbowdrop. And that's precisely the kind of thing I WANT to see from a match like this, precisely the kind of untrained wildness I want. And then we get it again when Bob Sapp drops his tremendously large dome down in a killer falling headbutt, and snaps off an effortless powerslam. If I had the choice of seeing a match like this or a previously unseen Flair/Steamboat match, I'm going to choose a match like this every single damn time.


87. Jack Gallagher vs. Dean Allmark NGW 9/14/14

PAS: Really nifty juniors match between two of the best 21st century British wrestlers. We start with some WOS matwork, and this is something that these two guys do much better then most of the British indy guys. It doesn't feel like a pair of a guys slowly going through dance choreography but incorporating that stuff in an actual wrestling match. My favorite spot of the whole match was probably Allmark's simple single leg takedown, which he landed with real velocity and force. The finish is a bit wonky with Gallagher arguing with the ref only to get smashed with a superkick. There was some big moves near the end of this match that would have been better finishes. Still this was good stuff.

MD: Fun thematic inversion of the Funk/Bock match as this one has had a handheld out there for a few years but now we get to have a pro shot version. This was a ten minute TV-style match as part of the Davey Boy Smith cup tournament. Very back and forth but everything was good. Gallagher isn't a big guy and doesn't have a huge palette to work with but he's great at changing up his look in interesting and iconic ways. They didn't have a lot of time to tell a story, especially considering how evenly this was worked, so it was down to the counters (and repetition, like how Gallagher went through the legs on an escape once but got caught the second time later; little things like that) and how they engaged the crowd. Allmark was quick to appeal to them or to try to get a clap going while Gallagher was delightfully smarmy, mocking Allmark while shaking his hand, clapping his own hand with Allmark's while he had him in a hold, etc. They tried plenty of tricked out chain wrestling flourishes and a few rope running spots and everything seemed pretty smooth and not too cooperative. They set things up for the finish and had a few good near falls but I would have liked this to have more time so Gallagher could control longer and Allmark's comeback would mean more.

ER: This was about the smartest way to work a quick 50/50 TV match, as both guys got to fit a ton of cool stuff into an short overall runtime, without ever feeling like either guy was shrugging something off to get their own stuff in. Gallagher wasn't on my radar until about a year after this match (even though he'd been a 10 year vet by that point, it's hard to keep tabs on EVERY wrestler) and I fully agree with Phil that these are likely my two favorite modern WOS guys. There's so much flash they do that is much more than merely flash, and even the slickest sequence felt like it had purpose. I loved things like Allmark trapping Gallagher's arms before popping off a straight Rockette kick to the chin, or knocking out Gallagher's legs to plausibly trap him in the ropes long enough to stomp on his neck and snapmare him off the turnbuckles. One of my favorite things about Gallagher is that he's so consistently good about making each individual piece of offense count, so that even though he's working from the same offensive toolbag each match, he's not just going through rote sequences. He mixes his offense differently into matches, so things like his massive corner dropkick always come off as a surprise and keeps it a finisher-level move. The early matwork in this was good enough to write up, but I love how the bumped it up into exciting juniors wrestling, with a big bump to the floor and actual quality nearfalls (at least three things down the stretch could have been finishes). I thought the finish was done well for that finish, as Gallagher wasn't overtly turning his back to Allmark while arguing with the ref, and it just showed that only a couple of seconds was enough for Allmark to take advantage with a nasty superkick.


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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 3/29-4/4/20

Jack Gallagher vs. Tyler Breeze 205 Live 4/3

ER: Gallagher has been going through some changes the past month, first showing up suddenly covered in tattoos (which I don't hate as everyone else I guess?) and now wearing a cape to the ring that he possibly stole from a Dickensian woman of affluence. This match is a pairing I've been hoping to see for awhile, but this was a bit more vanilla than I was hoping for. They're pushing Gallagher's new "vicious side" but ever since he debuted his "vicious side" he's been far less vicious than at any time during his WWE run. Sure, tell me he's vicious all you like, but he's oddly dropped his great headbutt and his decapitating dropkick and seemingly toned down his strikes. In this match his working style came off much more like Tyler Breeze than classic Jack Gallagher, and even as a Tyler Breeze fan that's just not something I want. So I suppose "vicious side" is just taking away the things that made him genuinely unique? They have a professional match, and its fine, though it never really approaches anything special.

I liked the headlocks used by both, and I'd rather have snug headlocks with guys leaning their weight down and into their opponent than back and forth elbow/superkick strike battles (which we eventually get to). Even Jack's mounted strikes felt like the worst strikes I've seen him throw in WWE, so I'm not really sure what this new side of his is supposed to accomplish. He had a couple of dickish little mocking kicks, but those felt more like 1998 heel Jericho kicks, not anything coming from a "vicious side". Late in the match Gallagher jams Breeze's shoulder into the buckles and briefly works it over, and it felt like this was when the match was going to turn into more of a vicious limb torture show, but Breeze gets to the ropes fairly easy to break an armbar and they never went back to it. There were things that looked good, like Breeze's jumping knee strike that sends Gallagher to the floor, and the roaring elbow that Gallagher wraps up with certainly looked like a finish. This was the kind of match that was worked in a totally silent arena, that would have been worked in total silence no matter how large the crowd. This just felt like two guys doing things for 10 minutes, without much behind those things.

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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 3/8-3/14/20

Brian Kendrick/Jack Gallagher/Mike Kanellis/Ariya Daivari/Tony Nese vs. Oney Lorcan/Danny Burch/Tyler Breeze/Isaiah Scott/Kushida 205 Live 3/13/20

ER: There is some weird 205 curse where none of the guys know how to lay out even the most normal gimmick match. This is a match with 10 guys ranging from Capable to Actually Great, and I have no doubt it would have been much better had they just worked a standard 5 on 5 match. Instead it is an elimination match, and 205 Live just cannot do gimmick matches. Some of the worst matches I've seen on the show have been normally cool things like No DQ matches, where the guys force themselves into a format while seemingly intentionally playing against their strengths. And this match would have at least been amusing had I gotten a graphic that said "205 Live vs. NXT: Playing Against Their Strengths". Also, you book a weird invasion elimination match, and you make the team representing 205 Live the heels? I don't get it. There's nobody in the building anyway, you aren't playing to any fans, why wouldn't the home team at least be the good guys? I would have been interested in people like Kushida and Lorcan coming in and working like invading assholes, but that would be something that would mix it up a bit, and this needed to be a dry elimination match.

I don't know what it is with most elimination matches, but we always get plenty of guys eliminated due to things they would normally never get pinned by. So obviously you know this match had a ton of roll up and small package finishes after someone took 0-1 moves. It is the way of the elimination match. Most of these guys disappear without making any kind of impression: Kendrick goes down to a late small package after being almost entirely uninvolved in the match, same thing for Tyler Breeze; Kanellis had a great showing last week, goes down to a quick roll up this week; Nese had one of his most interesting showings in awhile teaming with Kanellis last week, here he gets put down quick. There were some nice individual moments, but nothing that added up to anything close to a good match. Burch turning and hitting a headbutt on the interfering Sunil Singh looked cool, and we at least got a tiny bit of Jack Gallagher showcase. Gallagher hasn't been on TV for 3 months, returns sporting scrimshaw tattoos (I'm not really one to judge tattoos; I don't plan on getting any more beyond my Violent J left shoulder tattoo and my Shaggy 2 Dope right shoulder tattoo, but I will say that scrimshaw clipper ship ink on a pale body looks much better than a Blue Lives Matter looking ass neck tattoo), but even then his return is more of a cruel tease do to the match layout. He goes at it with Lorcan (which is actually a criminally unseen pairing, with no singles matches and only sparse interactions in a couple doofus matches like these) but it gets shut down quick with a cool Gallagher rolling elbow. Gallagher also took a great backdrop bump to the floor, but really wasn't in there long. This all felt designed to be a Kushida/Scott showcase, but I'm not really buying what those two are showcasing. This match was another example of breaking something that was already fixed nicely. Nobody came out of this match looking good.

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2019 Ongoing MOTY List: Gallagher vs. Carrillo

33. Jack Gallagher vs. Humberto Carrillo WWE 205 Live 5/28

ER: This was the last Jack Gallagher match I needed to see from 2019, I've already watched and written about the other 23. This one came in the middle of the year - just before we started our Big 3 project - meaning is was eventually the 24th that I got to. And what a match to go out on. This was probably the most stretched out a Gallagher match as we've seen from his improbably long WWE run, a full Gallagher circus without a net. But it also turned into one of my absolute favorite style clashes of 2019, two guys using their very different styles in some inventive complementary ways, and some expert callbacks and killer uses of learned behavior. This match was two guys given 17 unconstrained minutes to do whatever their thing is, and they crushed it.

The first 5 minutes are spent on absolute horseshit, and it was great. Gallagher worked like Harold Lloyd doing a wrestling film, all quirky escapes and distractions and misdirections into other escapes, the kind of gags you'd see in silent pictures. I loved his headstand escape out of a grounded headlock, and they worked a bit that felt so wonderfully out of place in modern WWE. It reminded me of the 1989 European Rougeaus/Rockers tags, with both teams just posing and doing kip ups and handsprings for reaction. That kind of stooging is nonexistent in WWE, and here Gallagher works several long bits, peaking with him doing headstand work on the top turnbuckle, leading up to Carrillo appealing to the crowd with his own headstand. And so Gallagher shakes the ropes comedically and scrambles for a fast 2 count schoolboy. That feels like something that's inevitably going to show up in some 1959 French Catch match.

The first third of the match there aren't any strikes, and I began to get excited at the prospect of them working a long match with no strikes, and not advertised as a match with no striking. But I really loved the direction they went instead, as Carrillo dropkicks Gallagher after a fast sequence and Gallagher goes down, holding his mouth. And from that moment it's like Gallagher decided gloves were off and started ramping things up all the way to the finish. The first dropkick he throws lands much harder than Carrillo's and later he hits a finisher worthy flying dropkick into the corner, but there's also a fun recurring story of Gallagher always wrongly anticipating The Kick. They craft a real cool callback moment (one of several), where Carrillo hits a tope en reversa and the next time Carrillo springs off the rope Gallagher anticipates the same tope, and winds up eating a sweeping kick to the face. Later Gallagher ducked a high kick and wound up eating a standing version of that same sweeping kick. Gallagher really pushes pace as this keeps going, and he breaks out a legit contender for Dive of the Year when he sprints as fast as he can and hits Carrillo flush with the most of his body as possible. Carrillo eats boot on a twisting moonsault and that pays off when he tries the same on Gallagher, who spots it, but doesn't spot the small package right after. The match was filled with moments like that, learned behavior that never felt like any kind of dance, because they kept things to their own beat. I even thought the character stuff between Gallagher and Carrillo after the match was really well done. This was two guys well tuned and confident in their characters, and it was to our benefit that they got to do this.

PAS: I think we will look back at the time when 205 Live had these super long weird matches as a weird blip. Hell I am not sure WWE had more then 10 matches in the 2000s as long as this random 205 Live match between two guys who are hardly on TV. Gallagher is one of the few guys with enough stuff to fill such a long match, and I loved how he went from lighthearted to more serious as he failed to really keep Carrillo under wraps. Eric mentioned all of the French Catch we have been watching, and this really did have a French Catch feeling with all of this counter heavy athleticism early, leading to a finish with more nasty violence (although the forearm exchanges in 50s Catch matches are way better, that was the only real flaw of this match). Loved Gallagher putting on a tight facelock and showing everyone in the crowd his forearm before he drove it across Carrillo's face. I would say the wrong guy went over, as Gallagher was so much better than Carrillo, but these matches all kind of feel like they happen in a weird vacuum so it doesn't really matter.


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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 12/22-12/28 + Bonus Lorcan

NXT 12/20 (Aired 12/25/19)

Jack Gallagher vs. Isaiah Scott

ER: I really appreciate what Gallagher did here, as this was a super selfless 15 minutes where he basically offers to give Scott 13 of those minutes, while finding interesting ways to get into Scott's overly complicated offense. Scott's offense often feels like he's doing a straight faced imitation of 2007 Chris Hero doing overly complicated athletic Jersey All Pro spots to confuse Japanese audiences. Scott saw a NOAH match of Hero's and liked the idea of doing a back handspring into a tuck and roll into an elbowdrop. And here's Gallagher, finding interesting ways to set up an Eliminators showcase. Most Scott matches are no different than those Eliminators showcases, where they wouldn't know how to get their opponents naturally into position for their complicated double teams so they would just move them as if their opponents were mannequins and then do the move. Scott requires opponents to take a lot of walks and turn a lot of unnatural directions just to get into position for the move, and Gallagher might have been the best I've seen at doing so. Gallagher was finding interesting twists to set up Scott's convoluted horse shit, like taking a huge backdrop bump to the floor that was to set up Scott's punt from the apron, and instead of rushing right back into place to get kicked in the face, Gallagher instead looked disoriented, heading the opposite way of Scott to see nobody was there, only to turn around and take the kick to the head. He threw two different turns into the spot that most wouldn't take the time to do, and that's what sets Gallagher apart from others. Gallagher spent the match doing little things like that, setting up offense across the ring because that's where he had to be to take Scott's stupid flipping cutter, trying to work a standing armbar so that Scott could show off a strong backbreaker, really the whole match felt like Gallagher was trying to get his buddy noticed, and that kind of selfless behavior should just make sure Gallagher himself gets noticed. He had some great individual stuff, loved the nearfall he got off the rebound headbutt, and couldn't help but admire the way he flew hard into every single landing. For his part, Scott paid occasional lip service to a sore shoulder he got from being tossed into the turnbuckle, but it sure didn't seem to slow him down any.


NXT 4/10 (Aired 5/1/19)

Oney Lorcan/Danny Burch/Humberto Carrillo vs. Jaxson Ryker/Wesley Blake/Steve Cutler

ER: This ruled!! Forgotten Sons are a team I really dig who don't seem to get much praise. I'm not sure why that is. Lorcan starts this whole thing off by throwing his body into the Sons like only Lorcan can do, throws big chops, and smashes Blake with an uppercut that sends him to the floor  (with a great bump). Jaxson Ryker has a stupid name, but the guy has always been better than he's ever given credit for. He comes off like a wild eyed psycho leader of a gang, and that's exactly how he should be coming off. He bumps big (his fast bump through the ropes looked like it would have caused a muscle tear) but hits back twice as hard, and I love how Cutler and Blake do his dirty work while he comes in to finish the job. Cutler may take a big floating armdrag from Carrillo, but he doesn't even see it coming when Ryker catches him with a spinebuster. I like Ryker's hammer fist ground and pound and loves how he balances the roles of opportunist and sadist. Blake and Cutler are real fun flunkies, love their tandem hiptoss that flattened Carrillo over the middle rope, love how they stooge around and bump for Burch's big hot tag, love how they get clobbered when Lorcan flies into them with a tope con giro, they're just fun. The Sons run some misdirection and Carrillo accidentally hits Lorcan with a dive (sending Lorcan sprawling up the entrance), and we get a great final walking tall moment where Burch is left alone in the ring with all three Sons. Burch fights them valiantly before falling to the numbers game, and we are left with a 7 minute match that told several stories, never slowed up, and showed a cohesive and untapped team in the Forgotten Sons. This match aired almost 8 months ago, and Ryker has had only 4 TV matches since. Stupid. How long until The Big 3 is just me writing about Forgotten Sons matches?

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2016 Ongoing MOTY List: Gallagher vs. Gibson

51. Jack Gallagher vs. Zack Gibson ICW 7/29

PAS: Gallagher returns from the US to Europe with a triumphant homecoming. It feels like the excursion to the US has made him a bigger deal. This has a neat structure with Gallagher tooling Gibson with really perfectly executed Johnny Saint style counters with Gibson getting more and more frustrated, so he chucks Gallagher into the ringpost and starts working over his shoulder.  Match has some fun back and forth, with Gallagher being just as adept and a more violent style then he was with the fancier stuff. Loved the finish too, with Gibson trying to get tricky, slipping and eating a huge corner dropkick.

ER: Ever since Gallagher joined WWE he's remained one of my favorites, but I don't think I've actually gone back and watched ANY of his pre-WWE career. It's as if he did the Cruiserweight Classic and I went "cool!" and just waited around for new stuff. And now it's nearly 4 years later, he improbably has an action figure, and he works one of the weirder schedules in WWE (very few house shows and none this year, 30-40 matches per year), and I got the urge to just go back and see what he was like pre-WWE. At this point I've seen 10x the WWE Gallagher as I have UK indy Gallagher, and I saw Phil had done this draft closer to when this show happened, and here I am tapping in that alley oop several years later. And it's impressive how little of his act Gallagher has changed from his UK indy days to his WWE run. The only difference that really stands out is that he doesn't take as many big bumps now, but other than that he's the same man. 

And the match is a good story, with Gallagher confounding Gibson with horseplay and annoying Johnny Saint offense until he snaps, and that's when we get Gallagher the bump king and the most interesting version of Gibson. Gallagher takes the crazy Cassandro bump around the ringpost, and this one is even crazier because the ringside area is not very big, and on his way down he manages to hit his head on the guardrail and a chair. Later Gibson hits a chestbreaker and it looks like Gallagher takes it vertically on his damn face. There were some very clever twists here, like Gibson going for a big missile dropkick only for Gallagher to perfectly time it and catch his ankle, or a strike exchange that ends with Gallagher downing Gibson with his big headbutt, but Gibson goes down so violently that his foot kicks up into Gallagher's balls. That's a spot that looked totally natural, like somebody at a work picnic getting tossed a soda when they weren't paying attention and taking it to the groin. And the finish is even more fun as Gibson goes to run up the turnbuckles the way Nigel used to but slips off the middle buckle; while the fans are laughing and he's about to respond he eats Gallagher's nasty dropkick in the corner and Gallagher wins. It was so well done, the way an expert like Chris Hamrick could fit a fake blown spot seamlessly into the match and manipulate a series of reactions. Doing it for the finish is bold and I've seen it not work, but this was maybe the best I've seen that kind of moment done.


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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 2019 Catch-Up

ER: None of the three made any of the shows this week (feels like I've had to type a variation on that sentence every other week for the past couple months) which just gives me a chance to check out matches of theirs I missed earlier in the year. And there's still some gold to be found, so let's dive back into 6-8 months ago, which feels like 3 years ago.

Oney Lorcan vs. Jaxson Ryker WWE NXT 3/13/19 (Aired 4/3/19)

ER: Lorcan moving more to 205 Live kind of made me forget how much I love Lorcan against big brutes, and this match has been on my dream "Lorcan vs. Brute" match list. And it rules. It only goes about 5 minutes, but Lorcan is great at working these 80/20 matches, and Ryker focuses a really nasty attack to Lorcan's back and ribs. Every single thing Ryker brings to Lorcan is a hard attack at his torso, with a couple of pants shitting low running knees, a gutbuster tossed with absolute fury, even Ryker just dropping huge clubbing shots right into Lorcan's ribs and sternum. Lorcan fights at the bell with great chops but gets smothered easily, and this is a match after my heart as Ryker grabs a great bearhug. Lorcan is the outright best in the WWE at fighting out of a bearhug, really taking you through all the levels of pain before he starts grabbing at Ryker's beard, trying to break free by covering Ryker's nose and mouth, and finally building to grabbing that beard and punching Ryker several times in the face. Then we get that explosive Lorcan comeback we love, him launching his full weight into all his attacks, chopping that brute down, getting nearly horizontal with his flying uppercuts and adjusting the attack lower and lower and Ryker gets more and more slumped in the corner. Of course it all ends with a big chokebomb, and I would have liked just one Lorcan kickout before being put away, but this is a match type I wish we saw way more often.

Drew Gulak vs. Humberto Carrillo 205 Live 4/23/19

ER: A fun match, but another in a string of good 15 minute 205 Live match that would have been much better as a 10 minute match. These things are a little long in the tooth for the crowd to stay invested, and it's endlessly amusing to me that WWE is making crowds sit through two 15 minute cruiserweight matches before getting to the people they presumably want to see. Did any of us ever think we'd say stuff like "I like that WWE is giving TV time to the cruiserweights, but why does it have to be *this* much time?" Carrillo uses flippiness to frustrate Gulak early, and I dug the spot where Carrillo climbed all the way to the top of the ringpost and waved to Gulak on the floor, with Gulak yelling at him to get down from there. Gulak shows him who's boss by grounding things, working a cool figure 4 variation and really tangling up Carrillo's knees with his legs, really locking in leg holds so he can move Carrillo at will by leverage: either roll over with me or your knee will be popped out. Gulak works a nice armbar, and then a genuinely great ankle lock (catching the leg out of the air after Carrillo tried a spin kick). We spent so many years watching Angle just stand there like a doof holding someone's foot, and here's Gulak working different points of manipulation, really gripping the toes while twisting at the ankle, trying gamely to hold on while getting kicked in the face, and a killer moment where Carrillo rolls through to a convincing nearfall, leading to Gulak powering up with his core into a nastier ankle lock, never letting go. Carrillo hits a nice tope en reversa and a great missile dropkick right to the collarbones, finishing with a sunset flip bomb and the Aztec press. I really liked most of the stuff they did here, it just would have benefitted from lopping a couple sections off.

Jack Gallagher/Humberto Carrillo vs. The Singh Brothers 205 Live 5/21/19

ER: You come here for the Singh Brothers content, I'm gonna give you that Singh Brothers content. Tired of arguing with your friends about which Singh Brother is better? Tired of parties devolving into rooms split between Samir supporters and Sunil sustainers? Well, it's Samir. The answer is Samir. Samir cuts way low on a lariat, hits a great cheapshot on Gallagher for the floor that sets up a convincing false finish, takes a big chest first bump in the corner, just a cut above Sunil. And this match is worked at a nice clip, with the Singhs cutting Carrillo off from Gallagher, and the Singhs are good at fast bumps and roll up pins that looks like they might actually finish a match, and when Gallagher does get in, hits his great delayed vertical suplex and grabs a half crab, Sunil comes in with a lariat right to the back of his head. The match wrapped up oddly quick, like they suddenly realized they had to get the hell out of the ring in 20 seconds - and by now I am accustomed to these 205 matches going their full damn course. The better finish actually would have been the Singhs winning off outside interference and a roll up, the finish here (Carrillo hitting an ugly Aztec press) didn't really feel like it went with any of the story they were telling.

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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 11/24-11/30

Smackdown 11/29

Drew Gulak vs. Mustafa Ali

ER: "A rivalry that really heated up when Drew Gulak did a PowerPoint presentation on Twitter" is something that's going to sound just as stupid to future generations as it does now, yes? This match goes maybe 3 minutes - pretty dumb on a 2 hour show with only 4 matches - but is fairly meaty for the short runtime. Gulak is back to shaved head and is sporting some cool as boots, and he aims to make the most of his ring time (and the way things have been going this might be all the ring time he gets this month). Gulak looked sharp in control, backed Ali with hard chops, worked a nice single leg crab, and hit a wicked one arm powerbomb when Ali jumped to the middle buckle (he really flung him too, really great). Gulak made Ali's kicks look like a million bucks, and the match had an actual good use of a superkick that made for a plausible nearfall even just 2 minutes in. Sub-3 minutes is almost always going to be unfulfilling, but Gulak made the most of his time.

205 Live 11/29

Jack Gallagher vs. Angel Garza

ER: 14 minutes of Gallagher on my TV on a Saturday morning is just not something I'm going to complain about, but I am really not a fan of the way Garza transitioned to comeback throughout the match. The bones of a killer match were there, with Garza working over Gallagher's stomach and Gallagher being the one to try to keep him at bay with cool strikes. You don't see a lot of stomach work, but Garza was clearly targetting Jack's stomach, setting up a big dropkick to the gut in the corner, dropkicking him again in the stomach on a missed Gallagher crossbody, and in maybe the coolest moment of the match breaking out a slingshot gutbuster. Gallagher hasn't been done many favors with the way he's been portrayed. He's the guy they use as a heel or face depending on what's convenient that week, and throwing a pasty British guy into the ring for almost 15 minutes in Alabama is the kind of thing that has been leading crowds to root for matches to end. Gallagher is diligent and eventually wins them over, but it is not easy. And I think part of that is because almost all of Garza's comebacks are structured to come immediately after taking a big move from Gallagher. This was the worst use of the Gallagher standing thrust headbutt (he has a nice one early in the match where he rains it down on Garza while trapping him in the corner), and he lays that headbutt in, causing Garza to bounce off the ropes and hit a superkick. Obviously that is one of the worst trends in go go go wrestling, where a guy can take a move that has always been used for a nearfall, but this time the momentum from getting headbutted really hard makes him bounce off ropes and throw a kick. Maybe there's a way to make a spot like that work. I'm sure Finlay could find a way to make it work. But I don't think I've seen it work. Gallagher does win the people over when he kicks Garza in the face on a corner dropkick and begins landing stiff windmill punches. The windmill punches were hitting hard enough and landing quick enough and overwhelming Garza enough that the folks in Birmingham couldn't help but make a little noise. But Gallagher got crippled by another lazy transition: Late in the match Gallagher leaps onto Garza and tries dragging him down with a guillotine choke, shifting weight, gradually seeming like it could work...but Garza just gets choked for awhile and then hits the wing clipper. Oh. The layout only seemed to work to the match's detriment, and the worst version of a 50-50 match is where one guy responds to a big move immediately with a big move. This had the chance to eclipse their better, shorter match from a couple weeks ago, but alas.

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WWE Big 3: Lorcan, Gallagher, Gulak 2019 Catch-Up

ER: No 205 Live this week, no sign of our guys this week, and it feels like we've seen much less of our guys ever since Smackdown started on Fox. A sign of bad things to come. BUT there is still 2019 stuff from these guys that we haven't seen, and this gives us another chance to dig back and find potential gems.

Oney Lorcan vs. Cedric Alexander WWE 205 Live 3/12/19

ER: Great stuff from these guys, a cool slow burn tournament match that built nicely to the biggest parts but didn't race through them once they got there. The first half of this is cool, the whole thing could have been worked with no ropes, a lot of the action based around holds or strikes. Even the running attacks didn't really need the ropes, as it was just both guys using the large ring to build whatever momentum they needed. Lorcan lands chops and uppercuts, Alexander throws back chops of his own and a couple kicks, Lorcan hits a hard lariat and works a waistlock and abdominal stretch, and the whole thing is very contained but very engaging. By the time they're using the ropes it feels like the match has taken off into the next plane, and I especially liked the swinging flatliner Alexander hit. I thought both guys were really good at busying themselves while waiting for attacks, like the way Alexander stumbled to his knees while Lorcan somersaulted off the top, then ran back to nail the blockbuster. The nearfalls felt earned, a lot of things that could seemingly end things, that blockbuster and the fought for half nelson suplex, but also Alexander's cool STO on the ring apron with a quick snap Michinoku Driver back in the ring. Lorcan kept working slaps and uppercuts, and I really dug how Alexander would buckle for them, though that also made the actual finish come off a little sudden. Still, I thought they built this whole thing real nicely, one of the 15+ minute 205 matches that I think really worked with the runtime. So many of those long matches just feel too long, but this felt like they were actually working the proper back and forth for the time.

Men's Battle Royal WWE Worlds Collide 4/4 (Aired 5/1/19)

ER: This was a good battle royal that really didn't have much of Gulak, eliminated within the first third. He was a guy worth watching while he was in it, with he and Riddle going at it one of the big highlights of the this. They even cosplay Ken Shamrock/Don Frye on the ring apron, something I've not seen in a battle royal. But then Gulak was eliminated by someone. Maybe Steve Cutler? Possibly Steve Cutler. But there was other fun battle royal stuff. Brian Kendrick never even took off his leather jacket (and yet lasted much longer than I expected for a man my size who didn't bother to get fully into gear), Riddle was the obvious megastar here but was eliminated by unexpected final 4 guy Saurav Gurjar, and Dijakovic looked like a teetering oaf but got punched into extinction. But there was also some trash! After having Gurjar take out Riddle, they had Tyler Bate eliminate him by...picking him up, walking him slowly over to the ropes, and then just tossing him over. Gurjar put up no sort of struggle during any part of this. A man 100 pounds smaller than him just picked him up, walked him across the ring, and tossed him. It was one of the lamer things I have seen in a battle royal. And while I liked parts of the Strong/Bate survivor battle, it went too long, and had FAR too many moments of one guy getting tossed over the ropes, dangling, only to have the other guy just walk away. Bate is just swinging, Strong just slowly walks across the ring. It's like a Kane cage match  I was at live, where he opened the cage door, stepped down to the bottom step, grabbed a chair without stepping one more step for the win, and went back into the cage to use the chair. This was on a show that was just two battle royals, the other with all women. The women's battle royal was better, with nice showings from Bianca Belair and Jessamyn Duke and a far better knowledge of how to build to neat battle royal moments. But this wasn't bad.

Jack Gallagher vs. Humberto Carrillo vs. James Drake vs. Mark Andrews WWE 205 Live 5/14/19

ER: This didn't have enough pairing off, and spent too much time trying to work a 3 way instead of working their natural 2 on 2 hand they had been dealt. And this whole thing was spent mostly showcasing Drake and Andrews at the expense of Gallagher and Carrillo, and that's not what I wanted to see. Gallagher was even the guy kept on the floor, who couldn't get in the ring because of a tough game of King of the Mountain. Seriously, Gallagher was the little kid who kept getting brushed aside, and he should have been running this thing. There was even a moment where he was fighting up top and then just had to sit on the top buckle leaning out of the way, so other people could fight around him. Our boy was made to look like a clown for much of this, and I didn't dig it. Carrillo was really good at making Drake's and Andrews' offense pop, Andrews ate a wicked facebuster into the apron, and all of the flying looked good. By the time Gallagher was actually allowed into the action, he broke out the umbrella senton and hit an awesome falling meteor from the top (like Mr. Fuji's great finisher only insanely off the top rope), Carrillo's twisting moonsault off the top looked great...but then Gallagher dispatched of everyone in cool ways and got to look like the ultimate chump by getting rolled up. They made some odd choices in this one, paired off funny, and really seemed to showcase people in the reverse order that they should be showcased. The action was enjoyable and quick, and that does count for a lot, but I wanted something different from this.

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