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Friday, June 28, 2024

Found Footage Friday: TEAM USWA~! TEAM WCCW~! THUNDERDOME~! BRET~! FLAIR~! MONTERREY DEEP DIVE~!


Thunderdome Cage Match: Team USWA (Bill Dundee/Danny Davis/Jeff Jarrett/Billy Joe Travis/Gary Young) vs. Team WCCW (Eric Embry/Tom Prichard/The Awesome Kong/El Grande Pistolero/Steve Austin) USWA 1991

MD: This is going to be a found week. I swear I've seen this before but it could just be a phantom memory or I'm getting it confused with some NWA Anarchy match or something. Everyone's in the cage to start and there are handcuffs set up around the cage. Whichever team gets handcuffed to the cage first loses and the survivors get the key and get to unlock their partners for five minutes of pure, unfair violence. There's also a pinfall stip but it's confusing to everyone how it works even if it plays into the finish. 

Kong gets handcuffed right as the match starts, which gives the babyfaces an advantage from the get go and also takes out of play the biggest physical threat in the match. It's a choice, I guess. There is that sort of danger you get from let's say a NJPW elimination match, where if you get too close to someone who's handcuffed, you can get disrupted or grabbed. That too plays into the finish. In general though, Kong is a non-factor here. There's one solid visual of all of the USWA guys attacking him post match (which gives away the finish, sorry), but in general, he's gone from the get go. Pistolero might have been Gypsy Joe. If that's the case, it's a shame he didn't get to do much either as he's one of the first guys to get handcuffed. 

They cover a lot of ground in less than ten minutes here, though. Everyone gets bloody pretty quickly. People get slammed into the cage. They change dance partners and make some use of numerical advantages when they come up. the USWA side is pretty solid and you have at least Embry and Prichard on the other side, given who gets taken out early and the fact that Austin is green but game. It comes down to Travis and Prichard. Prichard gets too close to Jeff who nails him. Travis rolls him up but he's too close to Embry who breaks it up. Prichard is able to handcuff Travis and get the key. Dundee kicks Prichard who loses the key. Young gets it. The heels win but the babyfaces get free and the fans are delighted by the beatdown that follows. Pretty clever stuff all around. I think there's room for this gimmick in 2024.

PAS: This was basically an all punches match, and luckily we have 6-8 of the greatest punchers in wrestling history throwing hands. If all it is is Bill Dundee and Eric Embry throwing hands, Dayenu. Add that to Billy Joe Travis uppercuts, lots of blood and a crowd pleasing finish. Pure candyfloss pro-wrestling pleasure. I am not sure it would work in 2024, who even throws good punches anymore, but shit it worked in 1991.

ER: I thought this was incredible. I can't believe how much they did in 10 minutes, and I never expected it to swell to an insanely sadistic babyface conclusion. There are seven great punchers doing literally nothing but throwing punches and literally everybody bleeds. The Thunderdome stipulation is low key brutal and actually more violent than anything in the PG-13 Beyond Thunderdome. They did these matches with Robert Fuller and Eddie Gilbert replacing Gary Young (that's a plus) and Billy Joe Travis (that's a lateral and a totally different vibe). I get Kevin Nash being unavailable but I wonder if they tried to get Al Green...

On paper I wouldn't have thought handcuffing every one of your opponents to the cage would work, but then I laughed the moment Amazing Kong got cuffed 1 second into the match and spent the rest of the time hoping someone would come near enough to kick out at. Everyone else was too busy throwing punches. They all looked great, but my favorite bit was when Dundee (who looked incredible all match) finally got cuffed and Eric Embry was trying to line up a punch on someone, but he back into Bill Dundee who caught him with a short punch to the cheek and then a harder punch while he was stunned. Jarrett had tremendous fire throughout, Nightmare Danny Davis always comes off like Rutger Hauer in a street fight in these kinds of matches, and Billy Joe Travis is an incredible dirtbag with real babyface fire. You can tell by looking at him that he's a dirtbag, but the man is a fighter and when he's on your side you want that. 

The finish is downright sadistic. The winning team - the team who cuffs every opponent to the cage - then gets 5 minutes to beat their extremely disadvantaged opponents without mercy. Prichard wins the handcuff key for WCCW but Dundee kicks it away, meaning Gary Young gets it and uncuffs all the USWA guys, who - despite losing - proceed to fuck up every member of World Class to a rousing babyface reaction. This is such a long beating that I kept waiting for the Memphis fans to turn on their own. Seriously, after the match it's just 5 mean being beaten bloodier and bloodier by the good guys, desperate to fight back but chained to a cage, the Good Guys lining up shots at sitting ducks. When the halfway announcement of 2.5 minutes comes, it's already felt like this beating has gone on far too long. This is a merciless beating and the blood flows freely as Team Memphis just stomps on dead bodies like total psychopaths, never once stopping to consider if what they were doing was the correct choice. Ethics aside, every second of this was amazing. What I thought was a silly gimmick that would get in the way of what would have been a better 5 on 5 tag, turned out to enhance every part of it. 


Tigre Universitario/Principe Franky vs. Bello David/Bello Guerrero CMLL 12/92

MD: Deep into the crates here, as Roy didn't even break the matches out of these episodes. I'm going to try to go through each and every one however. Between the pre-match interview and the primera, I got the sense that David and Guerrero were in the midst of a gimmick change maybe. David had a Millionaire name as well and he might have recently lost a match? Luchawiki isn't much help there. Tigre and Franky were in matching gear and worked well as a tandem.

This was crowd-pleasing, action-packed undercard lucha though. There are a few clips; when we come in, they're hitting a foul on Franky and control for most of the primera. Lots of well put together double-team stuff, mostly double clotheslines and back body drops and elbow drops and the sort. The tecnicos come back and hit some flashing stuff including a great rowboat to win the caida. There's some fun stuff with Guerrero accidentally hitting the ref on the outside as well. The rudos got their fall back in the segunda (and showed more exotico tendencies) and everything built to cycling and a pretty exciting finishing stretch where Tigre and Franky continued to work well together (both with an alley-oop into a double axe handle in the corner and the tandem topes into the seats towards the end). The finish had each side getting a fall but Franky accidentally hitting the ref as David kept dodging dropkicks; he locked in a submission but the ref DQ'd him as David was tapping. Entertaining stuff all around.


Bret Hart vs. Ric Flair WCW 2/20/98

MD: Again, this feels like something we would have seen at some point, but it's still worth watching. MGM Grand House show from early 98. They fit a ton into the first few minutes, with Bret sort of stumbling bemused through Flair's act. It's entertaining but I'm not sure I'd call it particularly great or resonant. Definitely entertaining though. That means he has a slap fight with Charles Robinson, trading inverted atomic drops, eating an eye poke in the corner off a break, putting Flair in a figure-four, that sort of thing. Bret got serious fairly quickly once Flair took over, working from underneath as Flair hit some vicious stuff on the floor and a really nice belly to back. We get what I assume to be a brief cut so we never see how Bret gets out of the figure-four but he goes full Lawler for the finish, dropping his strap and fighting out of the corner before hitting some moves of doom and locking in the Sharpshooter. Definitely a moment in time and certainly crowd-pleasing.

ER: There were a lot of Bret/Flair matches that happened, but we don't have as many of them as I assumed. Most of what we have exist as handhelds (I believe Souled Out '98 and the excellent Smack 'Em Whack 'Em title change are the only two officially released bouts) including the great '93 Boston Garden iron man. But almost all of the handhelds was during their long series of '92/'93 WWF house shows. WCW, despite running Hart/Flair within a month of Bret joining the company, rarely ran the match. This happened the month after Souled Out and then they didn't interact for nearly two years. This match is the weakest of the Bret/Flair matches we have, but I don't think that's really an insult. The WWF matches are all great, and while it's been some years since I watched Souled Out '98, that match was at minimum praised at the time. 

This is nowhere near as ambitious as their WWF house show title matches 5 years prior, and it worked much more as a compact greatest hits. We're missing a portion that may or may not be significant (I am leaning towards Somewhat Significant, as the crowd is rather loud through Bret's struggle in the figure four, and when we clip to them standing in the corner they have gone quiet. We could have missed 30 seconds or 8 minutes), and the focus their title matches have isn't really here. The ending, especially, seems a bit too simple: we clip to Bret taking down both straps, backbreaker, Hitman elbow, suplex, sharpshooter with no fight. It was too tidy for the drama they are each capable of. They were both such more compelling during Flair's control segment. Flair and Bret are each guys who are good at yanking on a leg, Bret's inside cradle and backslide were each strong nearfalls, and I popped for a Bret enziguiri while working underneath that felt like an underutilized Bret tactic. The smaller moments of this were better than the broader moments. I particularly loved the way Bret sank to his seat in the corner after getting Flair cheapshots him in the eye, and how he recoiled when Flair did it again standing. 



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Thursday, June 27, 2024

El Deporte de las Mil Emociones: Road to Aniversario 90 - Un Reto Para La Historia

Week 27: Road to Aniversario 90 - Un Reto Para La Historia

EB: As the weekend of June 23 approaches, we are just two weeks away from Aniversario 1990. Carlos Colon was able to survive his encounters with Scott Hall and is looking forward to continue focusing on his training. As for TNT, he is also focusing on training for the big match. Questions abound on whether he’s joined up with Chicky Starr but it looks like so far it’s not officially the case (although appearances may make one suspect otherwise). TNT made a very aggressive statement by refusing to wake up Miguelito Perez from the Cobra Dinamita, further poisoning the relationship between him and El ejercito de la Justicia. Other members of El Ejercito de la Justicia want to take on TNT to avenge what he’s done and it looks like TNT may be a bit busier than he expected in the last few weeks before Aniversario.

There are also some new developments in CSP that have happened in the weeks leading up to June 23 that need to be mentioned. There was a new debut for El Club Deportivo, a wrestler known as the Mongolian Mauler. He quickly made his presence known by attacking Invader #1 after a match Invader had with Atkie Mulumba on June 16 (a match that went to a double countout). Carlos Colon ended up making the save for Invader #1 from the attack by both Mauler and Mulumba. Also on that June 16 card we had Rick Valentine and Super Medico #3 go to a time limit draw, Huracan Castrillo and Invader #4 defeating Los Mercenarios by DQ, and Leo Burke cheating to defeat Super Medico #1. We also have new Caribbean tag team champions as, at some point in June, the Caribbean Express defeated Chicky Starr and Leo Burke for the titles. Castillo and Perez are scheduled to defend their recently won titles at Aniversario against a team they started feuding with in the latter half of May. But there is one more development that happened on Sunday June 17. A tag match that was held in Coamo featured the teams of Carlos Colon  & Invader #1 and Atkie Mulumba & Scott Hall squaring off. Due to events that happened during the match it seems that there is some discontent between Mulumba and Hall, which led to El Profe taking a crucifix. We'll soon discuss in more detail what this will result in.
We’ve reached the point chronologically where we are fortunate enough to have tv episodes from this time period available. For this edition of El Deporte de las Mil Emociones, we'll touch briefly on the goings on presented in the tv episodes but will focus on specific segments by posting a separate link to those videos where possible. In other instances, we’ll identify the time stamps of the referenced segments on the tv episode available. So let’s go to part of  the June 23 edition of Superestrellas de la Lucha Libre  and see what’s been happening and what matches we have set for Aniversario 90. I hear we’re getting some returning faces and some newcomers as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itQm-QjHXC0

The version of the episode we have starts already a bit of the way through the episode, as we see a promo from Huracan Castillo talking about a World Junior title defense he has that evening against Chicky Starr. Castillo makes mention that Chicky is likely annoyed about losing the Caribbean tag titles to him and Miguelito, and promises that he will successfully defend his World Junior title tonight. This is followed by what is supposed to be an interview with Carlos Colon and Invader #1 but it’s only Invader. It seems Carlos is focused on training for the Universal title match at Aniversario and Invader excuses Carlos for not being there. Invader mentions that they are ready tonight when they take on Mulumba and Mauler. Invader showed Mulumba last week he could handle him but he doesn’t know where Mauler came from. They may have had their way with him last week but tonight it will be different. Chicky, Profe, Mulumba and Mauler offer their thoughts, specifically Chicky and Profe. The rudo managers say that tonight they will finish the job they started last week, Colon and Invader will be left laying in blood and finished off. We get a card rundown for that night’s card in Caguas and then at the 4:30 mark we get an update on Aniversario 90. We have a separate video link for this segment, so let’s watch and see what the scheduled card is as of June 23.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZs8ed140s

This Ruta a Aniversario segment has Hector Moyano outside of the locations for Aniversario 90, where ten matches will be held across two venues in Bayamon. The event will be held at Estadio Juan Ramon Loubriel and Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez. Before going to the card rundown, Moyano wants to show us the most recent development in the Invader #1 and Leo Burke rivalry. Both men have taken part in an official contract signing for their match at the event. Hugo is present for the signing and we have Invader and Burke sitting at the table with the head of the Puerto Rico Boxing and Wrestling Commission, Chciky Starr is also there and it looks like the match that Burke and Chicky have come up with is a ten round boxing match where the Caribbean title is up for grabs. Burke and Chicky are confident about the match choice and think Invader #1 is making a big mistake, with Chicky telling Invader that his brain is not working if he signed up for this. Invader remains silent and starts smiling as Leo and Chicky leave. Hugo goes over to ask Invader why he has remained quiet despite all the things Chicky and Burke were saying. Invader simply says ‘They're going to get the surprise of their lives, Savinovich’. 

We go back to Moyano who confirms that this match is now official for Anviersario. The matches at Aniversario will not be shown on tv for at least a year and that the screens have been tested to ensure that all fans in attendance will be able to watch all of the matches regardless of which site they are at. Here is the card rundown: At Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez, we have Zeus (yes, Tiny Lister) vs., Abdullah the Butcher, Wendi Richter defends the WWC Women's title against Monster Ripper, Invader #1 challenges Leo Burke for the Caribbean title in a boxing match, the Super Medicos defend the World tag team titles against the Rougeaus, and Chrs Youngblood will face the Mongolian Mauler. At Estadio Juan Ramon Loubriel we get the main event of Carlos Colon vs TNT for the Universal title, The Caribbean Express defend the Caribbean tag titles against Los Mercenarios, Mark Youngblood vs Rick Valentine, a minis match as Mascarita Sagrada & Aguilita Solitaria face Espectrito & Piratita Morgan, and Scott Hall faces Atkie Mulumba in match that was recently signed for the event. Moyano reminds fans where they can get their tickets and mentions the musical acts that will be at Aniversario.
From there we get  a card rundown for that night’’s house who in Caguas: Carlos Colon & Invader #1 vs Atkie Mulumba & Mongolian Mauler, a handicap match where Scott Hall takes on Los Mercenarios, a no time limit rematch as Super Medico #3 takes on Rick Valentine, a ten round boxing match where Super Medico #1 faces Leo Burke, Huracan Castillo defends the World Junior title against Chicky Starr, Miguelito Perez vs El Profe and Invader #4 faces Eddie Watts (in what is basically Eddie’s last appearance in this run). We close the video with a rundown of the WWC top ten rankings, which includes a clip of Carlos Colon celebrating with the Universal title after defeating Abdullah the Butcher a few months before.   

MD: A quick comment on this episode in general. I’ll be curious as we move forward if others are set up like this, but it was a slew of promos and packages with a name vs name match at the end. It could just be due to the build to Aniversario. Of course they were also building to the show at a Caguas which looks like a lot of fun on paper. A lot of matches with secondary build (like another Burke boxing match), putting both Chicky and Profe out there, and having Hall face both Mercenarios which I bet was a blast. I liked the turn and was ok with Hall getting Profe up in the crucifix so early because the real money is to see whether he can do it to Malumba, right? Speaking of Malumba, the promo with him and Mauler was funny, with Mauler’s eyes and Malumba’s tongue. I wouldn’t want a main event act to be a sideshow attraction like that but Malumba was being shunted to the midcard now so it’s ok. Mongolian Mauler feels like a perfectly solid follow up in the territory to Albright, for instance, though I wasn’t aware he was using the gimmick so early. 

Again, the week to week booking just feels so solid and now we’ll be able to see it even better for a while. The build to Aniversario has been fun overall. As for the card itself, I’ll just note that Monster Ripper feels like a total attraction as we haven’t seen anything like her in the last year and the Rougeaus are a good “get”, just perfect for the territory. 

EB:  After the Ruta a Aniversario segment we get our tv main event for this episode as TNT faces another member of El Ejercito de la Justicia in Huracan Castillo Jr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZoVTQgknM

TNT immediately starts attacking Huracan before Castillo can get his ring jacket off. It looks like TNT is continuing the aggressive streak he showed at the end of his match vs Miguelito Perez the previous week. TNT controls the first couple of minutes, which sees him attempt a very nonchalant cover on Castillo. This is a matchup of two champions, as TNT is the current TV champion and Castillo is the current World Junior champion. A snap suplex attempt by TNT only gets a two count and TNT tosses Huracan out of the ring. TNT rams Castillo into the barricade and continues in control after they return to the ring. Halfway through the match. Castillo is able to counter with a clothesline off the ropes that gives him the opening to mount a comeback. Castillo hits a high knee that sends TNT to the apron, and then follows up with a nice headscissor takedown that brings TNT back into the ring. As the match continues, the camera cuts to Chicky Starr observing the match from a distance. He seems interested in TNT. As we’ve seen before, it looks like Chicky has been influencing TNT but as of right now TNT has not joined Chicky or El Club Deportivo. Back in the ring, TNT and Castillo fight back and forth with dueling pin attempts. TNT is able to hit a spin kick that sets up the Cobra Dinamita. Castillo tries to fight it but is put out by the hold. TNT gets the win but again exhibits poor sportsmanship by refusing to wake up Castillo. TNT heads to the locker room and the ref checks on Castillo. After a few moments, Miguelito Perez appears and revives Castillo. It seems that Victor Jovica has been teaching them the sleeperhold and its related secrets, meaning there are more people with knowledge on how to wake people up from the cobra hold. Still, a very aggressive TNT gets another win before Aniversario.

MD: In my eyes this is a different TNT. He had wrestled the Perez match clean and even and it wasn’t until the post-match that things took a turn. Here, he attacks Castillo as he was getting his jacket off and really doesn’t look back, just leaning hard upon him. Castillo finally ducks a shot and makes a comeback and it goes pretty even from there. I liked Castillo’s headscissors takeover to TNT when he was on the apron, bringing him back into the ring; you don’t see that every day. I wish TNT had Abby’s timing on his throat shots and they’re fine and even look good, but they’re not Abby’s despite them working together at times. Eventually, he hits a spin wheel kick out of nowhere and locks in the cobra and at least Perez knows how to wake his partner up after TNT leaves him laying. We see Chicky show up ominously (or at least the camera focuses him for the first time) mid match. 

EB: That same weekend we also had a Campeones episode that as usual featured some past matches while also updating fans on what’s been going on. Here's a link to the full episode for those interested. The big development from this episode is that they will show what happened in Coamo between Scott Hall and Atkie Mulumba.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQXnROV6EGo

The Campeones episode is hosted by Hugo and Chicky, with hype for the upcoming Aniversario card. Hugo makes a remark about suspecting that Chicky is TNT’s manager already ,something that he denies. The show will feature matches highlighting some of the wrestlers appearing at Aniversario 90 such as Monster Ripper and the Rougeaus. There's also a new TNT music video that will be shown in the program. We go first to a Monster Ripper vs Sue Green match. For those unaware, Monster Ripper had a  previous run in CSP around 1987, where she had a rivalry with Wendi Richter over the WWC Women’s championship. She’s returning for Anniversario and it looks like she’s scheduled to renew that rivalry with Richter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOy1i7bASAI

Chicky on commentary hypes up the intelligence, strength and beauty of Ripper. Susan Green isn’t able to take her ring jacket off before Monster Ripper rushes her and continuously rams Green headfirst into the corner. Hugo puts ove Ripper’s credentials, mentioning that she is the number one contender to the WWC Women’s title (which would be held by Wendi Richter). Ripper continues attacking Green, not allowing her into the ring. Susan finally gets her ring jacket off on the outside, but Ripper catches up with her and continues attacking Green (including ramming Susan's head into some structure on the field). Hugo comments about the incident that happened the past Sunday where it looks like Scott Hall is no longer affiliated with the rudos, with Chicky promising that Hall will pay dearly for his betrayal. Ripper throws Susan headfirst into the ringpost and gets back into the ring. Ripper continues on offense, just dominating Susan, However, Green dodges a corner charge and this allows Susan to get some offense going on Ripper. This doesn’t last long as Susan misses an elbow drop and Ripper hits a series of legdrops to establish control again. The conversation between Hugo and Chicky turns towards TNT and it looks like that, although Chicky has been in TNT’s ear, TNT has not joined El Club Deportivo. It seems Chicky is on a quest to make sure TNT secures his services as a manager, but that has not happened yet (so who knows if TNT has truly gone over to the other side). The match continues with Monster Ripper mainly in control, establishing how dangerous she is. Susan mounts another comeback despite bleeding from her head, but again Ripper quickly regains control. The match ends when Monster Ripper hits a couple of middle rope splashes on Green for the win. Green is carried away on a stretcher to hammer home how dangerous Monster Ripper is.

MD: This sure gets a lot of time. Ripper attacks from the start and maybe if I was laying this out and wanted it to fill as much time, I would have had Green get a little bit of a shine and have a much shorter comeback? When Ripper is beating her around ringside, it’s effective, and I get that this was an arena match and not a studio match but sometimes you should just let the monster crush, right? At least she ended it with a huge gorilla press.

EB: At around the 14:40 mark we get the clip from Coamo where we can see what happened with Hall and Mulumba. We’ll discuss this in a bit since we have a video of the full match but I want to highlight that Chicky on commentary was enraged at this betrayal by Scott Hall and that Hall was going to pay dearly for this. Los Mercenarios and El Profe have a promo after the clips where they reiterate that Hall will pay that night for the betrayal and attack on El Profe  when they face off in a handicap match. We also get a squash match for the Rougeaus since they are debuting in the territory at Aniversario.

MD: Won’t cover this too much but it’s interesting, for an enhancement match, that the Rougeaus give up so much early. It’s to get them heat by consoling and hugging one another. Also, their finish being a crab/kneedrop combo is not something I remember. 

EB: At around the 23:45 mark we get a promo from Chicky and Leo Burke about Leo’s upcoming boxing match vs Super Medico #1 tonight. They will show that the loaded glove accusations are false. Super MEdico #1 follows with comments that he wants the fans to see what happened the previous week. The clip rolls and we see that Burke used a Chicky Starr distraction to put on a boxing glove and hit Medico with it to steal the pinfall win. Because of this Medico is facing Burke tonight in a boxing match. Medico promises that we will really find out if Burke is any good when the opponent is on equal standing as him. Huracan Castillo offers some brief comments about his upcoming matches vs Chicky Starr and the Mongolian Mauler. 

MD: We really just get the finish here, which is a Chicky distraction leading to the loaded glove. I bet this was good overall though.

EB: The Campeones episode also shows the previously covered Caribbean title match between Invader #1 and Leo Burke where Burke won the title. After that, we get a brief Ruta a Aniversario segment and card rundown for that night in Caguas. This is followed by a promo from the rudo alliance of Chicky, Profe, Mulumba and Mauler about that night’s tag match. Their opponents follow with their promo and this time we get Carlos Colon appearing with Invader #1 as they promise to deal with Malumba and Mauler tonight.

MD: Mauler still has the eyes, but now he has a flag and a chain too. Malumba likes to carry around his voodoo Pez Dispenser. Then Colon and Invader have to seriously talk about him. Interesting that Invader has the mask on for this promo. 

EB: The big finish to the show is the debut of the TNT Evolution music video highlighting how TNT has been training for Aniversario. Before the video airs, Chicky keeps insisting that TNT should be the favorite for the Aniversario match and that he is still trying to make sure he is TNT’s manager before then. The video starts around the 46:15 mark.

There's a couple of matches we want to get out of the way before continuing with the Aniversario 90 hype. The first is the full match from June 17 in Coamo featuring Carlos Colon and Invader #1 taking on Scott Hall and Atkie Mulumba.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbAZzkC3R8

This full match aired later in July on a Campeones episode. El Profe is at ringside but there is no Chicky accompanying Hall. Invader and Hall start by trading arm wringers, with Hall backing Invader into the rudo corner and tagging in Mulumba. Invader manages to put an armlock on Atkie and take him towards the tecnico corner, leading to Carlos Colon being tagged in. As Carlos works over Atkie’s arm, Hugo mentions that Carlos was one of the wrestlers that was able to stop the string of violent victories that Atkie had been piling up in the territory. Invader is tagged back in and continues working over Mulumba’s arm. Invader hits a series of chops but is cut off by a headbutt from Mulumba, Atkie backs Invader into the corner, but Invader is able to scurry through Mulumba’s legs to escape from the corner. Invader gets another armbar and tags Carlos back in. So far the tecnicos strategy has paid off with relatively quick tags and continued focus on Mulumba’s arm. Hall is able to tag in when Atkie gets close enough for him to tag Mulumba’s back. Hall and Invader exchange blows and holds, leading to Invader clotheslining Hall out of the ring. Mulumba goes into the ring as Hall goes back to the corner, but Invader is able to knock Atkie down with some clotheslines. Mulumba rolls outside and Hall gets back in the ring. Hall fakes a test of strength and immediately attacks Invader, gaining control of the match. 

Scott continues kicking and stomping a downed Invader and then tags in Atkie to continue the control segment. Atkie works a chinlock on Invader, with Invader keeping his arm up on the third check by the ref. Invader gets to his feet but Atkie grabs him in a choke lift and tosses him to the mat in order to stop any potential comeback. Atkie hits a nice flying blow off the ropes and Hall tags back in a s they work Invader over in the rudo corner. Carlos tries to come in to help but is stopped by the ref. We go to a commercial break as Hall has Invader in an abdominal stretch and come back to Mulumba getting in the ring to help Hall double team Invader. Mulumba hits another chinlock and, when Carlos tries to come in to break it up, Hall does a switch with Atkie behind the ref’s back. Invader once again keeps his arms up on the third arm check and fights out of the chinlock. Invader ducks a Hall clothesline attempt off the ropes and catches Hall with a  kick to the head (this is around the point where the June 23 Campeones episode starts showing what happened during the match). This gives Invader the opening to tag in Carlos. Colon comes in and attacks both rudos, leading to all four men fighting in the ring (Invader fighting Mulumba and Carlos fighting Hall). The tecnicos ram both rudos into each other and follow up with a double headbutt on Scott Hall. A double clothesline is hit on Mulumba, knocking him to the apron. Invader leaves the ring and it’s down to Carlos and Hall. Carlos attempts a few shoulder blocks but Hall does not go down. On a third attempt, Hall blocks and attempts to ram Carlos into Mulumba’s head on the apron. Carlos is able to counter and instead it’s Hall who has his head rammed into Atkie. Mulumba falls off the apron and Carlos quickly rolls up a dazed Hall to get the three count. The tecnicos win! 

As Carlos and Invader celebrate and leave the ring, a shoving match breaks out between Atkie and Hall. El Profe comes into the ring to break it up but Hall grabs Profe and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Atkie starts attacking Hall but Scott manages to counter with a clothesline as the crowd cheers. El Profe gets back in the ring and Hall grabs him and hits the crucifix on Profe. Mulumba and Hall start exchanging blows again but Los Mercenarios arrive with a chair to help Atkie in his attack on Scott Hall. Los Mercenarios hold Hall down and Atkie hits a splash on the prone Hall. Afterwards, Los Mercenarios help El Profe to the back as Mulumba follows behind. It looks like Hall may no longer be welcome in the rudo ranks. 

MD: I’m glad we get this in full. Colon and Invader controlled early with quick tags and working Malumba’s arm. At this point (after the big Malumba vs Colon singles match), Malumba could be a little more vulnerable and Invader was even able to chop him down. Hall took over by feigning a test of strength and kicking him in the gut. Invader is instantly sympathetic with the way his body crumbles after shots. Just one of the best ever at portraying damage like this. Hall and Malumba lean hard on him for a while. Malumba’s neckbreaker drop is awe inspiring. I figured out what bugs me about this Hall run. I like that he grabs the ropes on the abdominal stretch but he grabs the second rope and not the top which, given his size, makes it seem like he’s losing leverage, not gaining it! Invader finally manages to duck away and he and Colon really clean these guys' clocks, including double headbutts and a double clothesline that Malumba just melts away on. They build to the turn by having Hall stand tall against Invader’s shoulderblocks suddenly, where they’d been just bumping all over a moment before. The turn we’d already seen but it was still effective on a second watch.

EB: We also have footage of the boxing match that took place on June 23 between Super Medico #1 and Leo Burke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xmeUb897o

We join this match near the start, as Medico has Burke cinched up and backed into the ropes. Instead of a clean break, Leo hits a headbutt on Medico. This allows Burke to hit a flurry of punches on Medico, but Medico once again cinches in a lock up to stop the blows. Burke again hits a headbutt instead of cleanly breaking. We can see what type of fight Invader #1 will likely have on his hands at Aniversario. Hugo complains that Burke cheats during wrestling matches and now also cheats during boxing matches. Burke approaches Medico to get some punches in, but Medico covers up and counter jabs the oncoming Burke. You can tell Super Medico  has definitely trained as a boxer. It’s Burke who this time locks up with his opponent to stop the barrage of jabs, and again Burke does not break cleanly. At this point you can see that Medico is being seconded by Huracan Castillo (Burke of course has Chicky as his second). Medico again gets in a  good rhythm with his punches and Burke cinches up again as the bell rings, signaling the end of the first round. Both men go to their corners for the rest period. We go to the start of the second round and Burke runs towards Medico and tosses some water Chicky had thrown on his gloves during the break. It momentarily gives Burke the opportunity to land some punches but Medico quickly recovers and unleashes a barrage of punches on Burke that send Leo backpedaling. Medico continues on the attack but Burke again cinches up and hits a headbutt to get control once more. Burke traps Medico in the corner and hits several punches, but Medico locks up to stop it. Burke and Medico trade off locking up and it looks like Medico is getting visibly agitated with Burke. The ref tries to separate the fighters, but when they lock up again, Medico hiptosses Burke and dropkicks Leo out of the ring. Chicky protests what happened as he checks on Burke outside of the ring. Hugo mentions that this usually isn’t allowed in a boxing match but when two wrestlers are involved things are different. Burke gets back in the ring and it looks like Castillo is helping to fix an issue with one of Medico’s gloves. The ref tells Castillo to leave the ring and the round continues. Medico is able to trap Leo in the corner and, after a barrage of punches, is able to knock Leo down. The ref starts his count and Burke is saved by the bell signaling the end of round two.

Chicky comes in to help Burke to the corner and we cut to start of round three. Burke is still loopy from the knockdown and Medico rushes in with several punches. Burke goes down again but almost immediately gets back up. Medico continues landing punches on Burke. Leo is able to land a punch that knocks Medico down immediately (which makes me wonder if they loaded the glove up during the previous rest period). An angry Burke starts stomping on Medico, which again is not supposed to happen during a boxing match. Medico is down in the corner but Leo continues punching him as the ref tries to get Leo to back off. Burke finally steps away and El Vikingo starts his count on Super Medico. A dazed Medico barely gets on his feet but Burke immediately rushes him and starts another punching barrage (as Hugo mentions that it was illegal for him to jump in before the ref signaled that Medico had beat the count). Burke lands some punches with Medico up against the ropes, but one punch from Medico gets Burke to back off. However, Medico is still dazed and can’t follow up ,so Leo approaches again and starts another flurry of  punches. Medico catches a second wind and starts countering with his own punches and is able to knock Burke down again in this round. Leo gets to his feet and Medico charges in, waiting for Leo to turn around before starting his punch combinations. They lock up in the corner as the bell rings. 

We go to the rest period as both cornermen check on their fighters. In a hilarious touch, Chicky actually drinks from the water bottle before giving any to Burke. Chicky keeps checking on Burke but as he exits the ring, Chicky leaves the water bottle near the ring apron. Chicky grabs the bottle and takes another swig from it. The fourth round begins and any pretense of a boxing match is out the window, as Burke does kicks to the midsection, a snapmare and two flying kneedrops to take control on Medico. The ref warns Burke but he tries a for a side headlock on Medico, which is countered by Leo being sent into the ropes. Medico leapfrogs Burke and catches him off the ropes with a hard punch to the head. Leo is staggered and Medico gets a hit machine combination on Leo before knocking him down with another punch off the ropes. This is the fourth knockdown of Burke in the match so far. As the ref starts his count, a worried Chicky jumps on the apron, but Huracan Castillo rushes over to yank Chicky off the apron. In the confusion, Medico tries to come off the ropes to land a blow on Burke, but Leo sees him coming and counters, sending Medico headfirst into the top turnbuckle. As Medico rebounds out of the corner, Burke lands a punch right to Medico’s head, knocking him down. The ref turns around and starts the count on Medico, who is not able to get up before ten. Leo Burke, boxing champion extraordinaire, has won the boxing match via fourth round knockout. The video ends with Chicky and Leo celebrating and with Burke starting to say some words into the camera directed towards Invader #1.

MD: This was a pretty good worked boxing match! Maybe one of the better once I’ve ever seen in a pro wrestling context actually. They could still do a few other things but that only came into play now and again. They didn’t have the heavier gloves of, let’s say Piper vs Mr. T, which probably helped. Medico’s a great puncher to begin with so this only highlighted that. He had the advantage on Burke for most of this, with Burke only really able to take over by pressing him into the corner, or getting a lucky shot in now and again. Even then, Medico would turn it around or fire back, even at one point with a big dropkick that sent Burke to the outside. Finish had the ref distracted by Chicky and Burke able to toss Medico head first into the corner which opened him up for a KO blow. There wasn’t any sense he loaded the glove that I could see. It was a somewhat definitive win then, that made him look like a tricky threat against Invader at Aniversario, even if everyone had to now think he’d take a beating, win, lose, or draw. 

EB: The weekend of June 30/July 1 had more Aniversario hype. Two matches have changed as we get closer to the event. Chris Youngblood is now facing Chicky Starr and Monster Ripper will face AWA Women’s champion Candi Divine for said title. In addition, we have finally learned what is the surprise Invader #1 was referring to at the end of the contract singing. It seems that El Ejercito de la Justicia has gotten someone to serve as backup for them at Aniversario 90. It’s someone with experience in helping wrestlers out. It’s… Robocop!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kAIkAL0V0

We have Robocop in the tv studio to show fans that he really is going to be at Aniversario 90. This is the big surprise Invader was referring to. Hugo is hyping up Robocop’s appearance at the show, mentioning the extraordinary effort by those involved in organizing Aniversario 90 to ensure Robocop’s appearance. As the camera focuses on Robocop, Hugo mentions the super matches that will occur at the event such as the Un Reto Para La Historia match as Carlos Colon defends the Universal title against TNT. Hugo also mentions the music acts appearing at the show and even mentions that they will be giving away Robocop decals. There will be surprises and Robocop t-shirts will be given to a limited number of the first fans that arrive at the venues. It will be a big party at Aniversario 90. They had promised the appearance of Robocop on this tv episode and Hugo is sure that the viewers of TeleOnce are happy right now. Seeing Robocop on tv is nothing like standing next to him in person and seeing him live. It’s something tremendous, something majestic seeing this advanced equipment, this modern equipment. The thousands and thousands of dollars this equipment costs and you’ll get to see him live at Aniversario backing up El Ejercito de la Justicia. Tickets will be available at Thom McAn stores until Thursday and after that only at the two venues (Estadio Juan Ramon Loubriel and Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez). Gillette has joined in on the event promotion, offering a free promotional photo for the Colon vs TNT match with a purchase of one of their products. Hugo says that next week they will have more information about a surprise they have for the premier of Robocop 2 on the island (premiering Thursday July 12). A lot of exciting things will happen at Aniversario, Zeus vs Abdullah the Butcher, Candi Divine defends the AWA Women’s title against Monster Ripper. Hugo promises Robocop will be back for the show closing. The important thing is that just as you see him now and how he appears in Robocop 2 is how you will also see Robocop at Aniversario. Something tremendous, something never before seen in Puerto Rico. Hugo makes another reminder of the ticket sales and mentions a rundown of what to expect on this episode.  

MD: I’d love to know the financials behind this. The Robocop costume was pretty good. I know I said that about the Monterrey lucha match recently but that was a guy who was doing spots. This is actually Robocop. The only issue was the chin-bit which was a little askew to the side. Robocop’s mom should have straightened his tie first; that kind of deal. You have Hugo hyping this which is something. They were hyping the opening of Robocop 2 in Puerto Rico so I wonder if it was a cross-promotion where there was little cost or if they had a deal or what. I also wish they showed us the boardroom meeting where the Army had decided to bring him in. That would have been high cinema. Now that we’ve gotten one of those meetings, I just want more (I have been informed there was one years before about Ayala’s behavior). It reminds me too much of some of the team meetings I have at work and I could totally see one of those ending with us deciding to bring in Robocop as a vendor.

EB: We also get a bit more clarity regarding the rivalry the Caribbean Express and Los Mercenarios have had going on since mid May.. Let’s go to the rivalry recap video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYbTuf27Zj0

This rivalry seems to have started in the latter half of May. The video is a recap of several matches the two teams had between them. The recap begins with a match from May 16 at Miramar. Los Mercenarios end up double teaming Miguelito Perez, which brought out the Super Medicos for the save (and giving Los Mercenarios a DQ victory). We then go to a rematch from May 23 at Miramar, where we see Los Mercenarios send the Caribbean Express crashing into each other out of the corners. They send Castillo into the corner and try to send Perez in after him, but Miguelito stops short of the corner and sets himself in order to help Castillo launch himself over with clotheslines on both Mercenarios. Castillo gets a small package but the ref is distracted getting Miguelito out of the ring. Ron Starr breaks the pin attempt and that leads to a double DDT. However, the ref saw it and disqualified Los Mercenarios. Next is a match from May 26 in Caguas, one described by Hugo as a more violent encounter between the teams. We join the match with Perez coming in off the hot tag and taking it to both Mercenarios. This match also ends with a DQ win for the Caribbean Express after the ref again sees Los Mercenarios perform a double DDT. The rivalry continued on June 9th in Carolina, This match ended in a time limit draw just as Castillo hit a Perez assisted crossbody from the corner onto Los Mercenarios. On June 20 we had a singles match between Perez and Ron Starr. This one ended in a time limit draw as well (tv matches have a 10 minute time limit). That same night, Castillo and Acevedo squared off in a singles match as well. Castillo had Acevedo in a sleeperhold (Hugo mentions that it was taught to Huracan by Victor Jovica), but Ron Starr comes off the top rope to break it up. Castillo wins the match by DQ. Los Mercenarios attack Castillo a bit before Miguelito is able to make the save. Finally, we go to a match from June 23 between Victor Jovica and Mercenario #1. Jovica gets Acevedo in his sleeperhold but Ron Starr comes off the top rope to break it up. Jovica wins by DQ but is attacked by both of Los Mercenarios. Perez comes in for the save and holds his own against both Mercenarios, but eventually falls to the numbers game. Castillo runs in to save Perez and Hugo says that the two teams will face off for the Caribbean tag titles at Aniversario, with Robocop in the tecnico corner. 

After the rivalry recap, we get comments from Los Mercenarios and El Profe. They are six days away from winning the Caribbean tag titles according to Profe, from facing Perez, Castillo and that sardine can named Robocop. Ron explains why he has a broom with him, so that Robocop can sweep up the mess Los Mercenarios will leave behind. We then get comments from the Caribbean Express, who have Robocop in their corner. Castillo says they are very happy with that surprise they have in their corner and he finds it amusing that they had a broom in that interview. Castillo feels they Los Mercenarios are missing something and that is the trash can. The one where El Profe is going to have to pick his team up and toss them into once the Express are done with them. Hugo mentions that the training has been intense but now they also have the sleeper that Jovica has taught them. Perez agrees with Hugo and asks the fans to make sure to come out and support them at Aniversario. He also wants to be clear that Robocop is not  in their corner because they are afraid of their opponents, Robocop is there because of all of the cheating and underhanded tactics Los Mercenarios and El Profe tend to do. There are still six days to train and they plan to keep the Caribbean tag titles around their waist.

MD: A lot of action with Hugo narrating the twists and turns. There was a bit in here where they tried to toss Perez into Castillo in the corner and Perez put on the brakes and gave Perez a boost over his head to hit a flying clothesline that looked great (albeit with a tricky camera angle) and that Top Flight needs to steal. Mainly thought, it’s impressive they’ve been able to get so much out of this feud. The promo at the end has Ron Starr with a broom for Robocop to sweep up the pieces of the Express after the Mercenarios are done with them.

EB: There's also some music videos hyping up the wrestlers appearing at Aniversario. Let’s begin with an Invader #1 video showing his training for the upcoming boxing match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC7Vm_aO2Po

MD: Yes to Invader 1 training to Eye of the Tiger running through the streets and even his kid putting on his boot. Maybe no to seeing Invader 1 showering. That said, this needed more of him punching giant slabs of meat though.

EB: We also have a video hyping up the returning Youngbloods, set for singles matches at Aniversario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoN54nW4FY

MD: Music video to tribal chants to remind the fans about these guys. Best parts were watching Rip Rogers get bodyslammed into a puddle in the middle of the ring repeatedly and the cool Hart Attack off the Top with a double chop that I never got to see them do in 89 since they never got to win matches that cleanly. 

EB: Finally we have a music video for the recently turned tecnico Scott Hall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO2UukkEqCY

MD: Two minutes of Hall punching and kicking guys (carefully chosen so it’s not him pounding on top babyfaces) set to Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys, and interspersed with the babyface turn angle. A lot of his cooler offense didn’t make the cut given they were trying to avoid him doing it to TNT or Colon, I imagine.

EB: We’re almost at Aniversario 90 and we have some final interviews with some of the participants for their upcoming matches. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdf8ZyXJot8

Aniversario is next weekend and first we get El Profe talking about Atkie Mulumba’s match vs Scott Hall. El Profe promises that the screams of Scott Hall will be heard loud and clear when Mulumba hits him. Because Mulumba would have been fine if Hall had just attacked Atkie himself,but when he put his hands on El Profe that is when Mulumba went wild. Mulumba is going to end that cowboy for what he did and Hall will pay dearly for his betrayal ‘All the people at the stadium will see that dirty cowboy’s blood’. Next we get Chicky Starr and Rick Valentine, with Valentine commenting on his scheduled match with Mark Youngblood. It looks like Hugo was going to talk with Chicky but it cuts away, so it may be that the interview was recorded with the Mongolian Mauler still being scheduled to take on Chris Youngblood instead of Chicky. 

We then get comments from the Super Medicos about their World tag title defense against the Rougeaus. Super Medico #1 mention that they know the quality of the Rougeaus, of their conditioning and that they've battled many of the great tag teams that are active around the world. But they have never faced the Super Medicos,and if the Rougeaus think they’re walking away with the World tag titles then theta re mistaken. Super Medico #3 adds that his father has said it all, but they intend to walk out champions so the Rougeaus better come prepared. We also get some comments from one of the music acts performing at Aniversario, a singer named Zuleycka. This is followed by an updated card rundown narrated by Hugo.

Los Mercenarios and El Profe are next with comments about their challenge for the Caribbean tag titles. El Profe is dismissive about the Caribbean Express having Robocop in their corner and that it won’t make a difference. RonStarra adds some comments and threatens Robocop with using a can opener on him. The Caribbean Express then offer their thoughts on the upcoming title match, with Miguelito saying they are more confident than Los Mercenarios because they have been training hard and have Robocop in their corner. So Los Mercenarios better bring their A game to even try to get the Caribbean tag titles from them. Castillo mentions that Los Mercenarios are too focused on Robocop and the moment they make a mistake due to being preoccupied with Robocop, that’s when the Caribbean Express will take the win. 

MD: My big takeaways here was that Super Medico 1 took the brunt of their promo work and just let Estrada, Jr. get some boisterous stuff in at the end, and that everyone wanted to talk about Robocop. Ron Starr had the best bit there, about breaking him out of the suit with this tiny can opener he had, but he showed up in almost all of the promos. 

EB: Our final piece of Aniversario 90 hype is an episode of Campeones that aired July 7, the same day as Aniversario 90 in Bayamon. However, the version of the episode we have is actually the west coast version, which hypes  up the July 8 Aniversario night in Mayaguez. You can watch the episode at the following link which is mainly  hype for Aniversario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X81tHSyK3jQ

Some of the highlights that you will find in this episode  and that are of interest include:

The episode opens and closes with Hugo asking people on the street who they think will win between Carlos Colon and TNT. There seems to be more people favoring Carlos,  although TNT has his supporters.

At the 3:28 mark we get a Leo Burke training video for the upcoming boxing match.

We get a card rundown for Mayaguez, which is identical to the lineup for Bayamon.We also get card rundown for show the Friday after Aniversario, which indicates that The White Angel and Gama Singh are making returns to the territory after Aniversario.

At the 21:25 mark we get a promo from Zeus about his match vs Abdullah the Butcher.

At 29:45 TNT cuts a promo where he says this message is for ‘Viejito’ Colon, TNT promises that he will walk out the new champion when they face off at Aniversario. All of Colon’s training will be for naught. TNT knows Carlos has the experience advantage but the Puerto Rican people are backing TNT and when he gets the Cobra Dinamita on Colon nobody will be able to wake him up. Carlos offers some comments as well (for some reason not looking straight at the camera), where he mentions the moment is here and it’s time to see if TNT can back his words up. Carlos thinks that nerves are going to get the better of TNT and that at the first mistake TNT makes, that will be the opening Carlos needs. Carlos knows TNT is a good wrestler so he better be ready and show up, because at Aniversario 90 he will shut TNT’s mouth up.  

At 33:25 we get a Carlos Colon training video which includes footage from the contract signing between Carlos and TNT. Carlos is telling TNT that he better be ready because at Aniversario they’ll separate the men from the boys. We then get the training montage set to Soy Boricua, which shows that Carlos is training in how to counter the Cobra Dinamita. We’ll have to see if that helps him at Aniversario.

MD: This is the hard sell for the show, and it’s good. Bookended by people on the street choosing between TNT and Colon (most pick Colon), with Invader 1 and Leo Burke training videos to start and a Colon training video (including him learning to escape the Cobra), and lots of Robocop talk (including a special feature on Robocop 2), and two virtually the same Zeus promos in the middle. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m excited.  

EB: Next time on el Deporte de las Mil Emociones, it is time for Aniversario 1990.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

70s Joshi on Wednesday: Charito! Kumano! Marina! Lucy! Maki! Tomi!

19. 1979.01.XX3 - 01 Charito Silver, Mami Kumano & Marina Figueroa vs. Lucy Kayama, Maki Ueda & Tomi Aoyama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xZh3Dq-DY&ab_channel=kadaveri)

K: The first few minutes of this were incredibly one-sided. We had Lucy in the ring for a minute or so and the closest thing she did to displaying any agency was reaching out to tag in Tomi, who then just got beat up by the heels, who were making lots of quick tags. I guess if it was trying to achieve anything it made Maki Ueda look better than them as when she was tagged in she was able to actually fight back. Marina Figueroa has a very weird but cool-looking standing splash. It looked a bit like Rob Van Dam’s Five Star except if it was done just standing in the ring. After dominating almost all of the fall, the heels lose control of things and the Queen Angels duo get to hit some offense. There’s a wild transition where Mami Kumano tries to hit Tomi Aoyama with a powerbomb, but Tomi just twists sideways out of it, lands of her feet and hits a snap dropkick. It’s the kind of thing you’d think a current day wrestler would copy if any of them watched this stuff. The running Queen Special is a cool tag team move. And then Maki Ueda hits the Beauty Special, a Romero Special (they sure do love their Special moves eh) and then gets the pin with a vertical suplex, which written down looks kinda funny but it worked. I think this would have been better though if the babyfaces weren’t so totally dominated, or if you’re gonna do that then let the heels take the 1st fall.

The 2nd fall is really different. The heels are pissed that they dropped that 1st fall and get way more vicious, right from the start people are being choked with nunchucks and there’s a wrench being passed around as a weapon. They chaos gets a bit hard to follow at times so it’s hard to single any wrestler/moments out or describe what I feel they were going for, if anything. Queen Angels have had their stats boosted anyway as they’re now fighting with the heels pretty evenly. Tomi & Mami have a punch-out on the outside which was pretty fun and mean-looking. Amidst all this chaos there’s a countout, but Lucy’s the only one in the ring so she gets her hand raised and… oh wow the babyface team won 2 straight falls. Quite the result considering how this started out. This was an entertaining match with some cool little moments but the structure didn’t make the most of things. 

**3/4

MD: Similar to the last match in the team make-ups in some ways. This time we just have Figueroa in for Ikeshita and both Queen Angels in with one of the Beauty Pair. I think the Golden Pair were on commentary. They’re showing the crowd a bit more and I wonder if the make-up of these crowds are shifting a bit, younger, more female? I can’t tell for sure though. There are also a lot of tight camera angles which was funniest at the middle of the first fall when Kumano comes in from off screen with a chair. The fall itself was solid with very focused Black Army control in the corner, the Mexican contingent working like a well oiled machine and Kumano just stomping on throats and asserting herself (including with her driving meteora). They cycled through the babyfaces with hope spots but got cut off until the end when they finally had an advantage but Kumano came over and crushed them all with steel. On the reset, Kumano was crushing Tomi with power bombs until she somehow flipped to her feet in a way I’m not sure i’ve ever seen and the babyfaces rode that momentum to eventual victory after some Queen Angels double teams and a Maki suplex. 

For the second falls, Kumano almost immediately dragged Maki around the ring throat first with a wrench and then the Army went into using the object at will as the ref tried to hold the babyfaces back like they were tecnicos. That meant that Kumano could do her dangling chokehold (weapon assisted this time) at will and, before long, some glorious chaos, including Maki getting tossed into the announcer’s desk and Kumano dragging people around the arena. Tomi mounted a comeback once they made it back to the ring but got dragged down quickly, with Silver and Figueroa just solidly teaming up to clubber her. Maki came in with a victory roll out of nowhere though and everything built to the Queen Angels hitting successive Queen Rocket planchas, some satisfying revenge shots into tables, and the heels getting counted out. I probably preferred the previous trios since it was a little more focused and contained but there was still a lot to like here.

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Monday, June 24, 2024

AEW Five Fingers of Death 6/17 - 6/23

AEW Dynamite 6/19/24

MJF vs Rush

MD: I believe, in my heart of hearts, that MJF is trying to accomplish a specific something, and quite frankly, I need him to succeed. When I look back at his 2023, I see an attempt to channel Dusty. And when I say Dusty, I mean over the top Dusty, the Dusty that would do the chicken dance in the middle of a tag match to goad Cornette into fighting Baby Doll. I mean folk hero Dusty, the Dusty that would be imaginative and symbolic, that leaned not on athleticism but on manipulation, that was able to pull amazing bits of emotional resonance out of the smallest or strangest or most unlikely things, the one that couldn't necessarily have a great match with a broomstick but that could instead transform a broomstick into a living, breathing, theatrical part of Americana. If everyone else is pushing the limits of athleticism, do something else, push something else, be something else.

On some level, it worked. The kangaroo kick was over. The double clothesline was over. Fans popped for the act. Fans chanted for it. I think there might even be some evidence that fans tuned in to it. Would it have worked longterm? I don't know. It gave the audience something to be a part of, a sense of ritual to look forward to, a promise fulfilled. It played upon entirely different parts of the brain (and heart and gut) than tricked out spots or reversals or dives or even just "action." It pulled from an older tradition that's increasingly lost, something that was undervalued by the tastemakers in its time, seen as the enemy and discarded to create the new, modern balance of pro wrestling that we deal with most of the time today. There's no room for it in a six star world.

Except for that MJF seems to feel otherwise. So what happened? Life happened. Injuries happened. We never got to see if he could really take it over the top and merge it with something genuine, marry it to actual emotional beats. There's every indication that Adam Cole was prepared to be an straight heel instead of a cool one. Could MJF have been Dusty against Cole's Tully? Hogan against his Orndorff? Bruiser or Crusher against his... well, let's not go overboard there. What if he had Bennett and Taven to feed for him? What if he had Wardlow to overcome? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe he could have connected the dots, inserted the manipulative theatricality, the idea that any single repeated action can come to have symbolic meaning in front of the crowd if it is treated with consistent importance over time.

But then, yeah, the other problem was Max himself. It's a leap of faith in a double moonsault world. You have to trust yourself to be charismatic enough. You have to trust the fans to go along with it, to let themselves give in and not hide behind the pernicious fallacy that all action/all spot wrestling is somehow more valid and valuable (somehow less socially embarrassing), behind the heresy that the march to the sixth star was one that represented progress, as opposed to turning one's back on wonder and imagination. No, instead, you have to trust in pro wrestling. It takes a brave wrestler even to try, to gamble everything on the notion that there's still value in the old ways, that the fans wouldn't turn upon you. I don't think Max ever committed fully. Deep down, he had to prove to the naysayers that he could hang. And he could, but it came at a cost. At times, he chose to simply hang instead of to fly.

Why do I need him to succeed? Because I think wrestling can be so much more than it is by tapping back into so much that it once was. We're in a post-Punk AEW. Danielson's winding down. We're in a time of starflation. We've seen the future, and it sounds like Bruv. Dustin and Jarrett really are the last of their kind. The chance to course correct is running out. A middle ground can be found, but if you look at the balance right now, it's something like 90/10. It takes someone presented on the level of MJF to rebalance the scales.

Which brings us to 2024, a fresh start, a new path. The door closed on Dusty, but I don't get the sense he's given up. At some point we're headed towards MJF vs Ospreay and I fear that means MJF showing that he can hang again. But maybe, just maybe, it could mean something else; it could mean getting real heat by denying the fans what feel they are oh so entitled to receive. If we ever get to that point, I'll have more to say there. For now, instead, Rush.

If you had told the me of ten years ago that Rush was going to be used to heat things up for a PPV match for Hechicero, I would have been baffled, not necessarily in a bad way, but baffled nonetheless. They're two very different but absolutely wonderful flavors of lucha taken to its logical extremes. Rush jumps off the screen. He all the idea of Brody with only some of the drawbacks. He is Abdullah. He is the Sheik. He is Hansen in his own way. He pushes the margins, presses the air out of the room, creates implicit storytelling, forces you to be your best! But then he is also a showman. He squeezes the life out of his enemies so as to seize it for himself, so as to live it to the fullest, and to experience it before a cheering, jeering crowd that can't look away for a moment.

There are certainly matches between Dusty and the Sheik (and Hansen, and Brody, and Abdullah), and they probably had more blood and less chicken dances, but that's not what we received here. It's a new year, a new direction, and here instead, I'm wonder if MJF isn't channeling this lost spirit of wrestling from a different direction. Roddy Piper is built into his mythos through the William Regal branch. Piper's been a revelation over the last ten years or so. New footage came down the pipeline presenting him in a new light, or at least expanding upon already existing solitary rays. Now we have all the more examples of him as an incredible heatseeker heel and a punch drunk marvel of a babyface working from underneath. In his own way, along his own lines, Roddy channeled that old magic just as well as Dusty, a dissident and rebel and ne'er-do-well as opposed to the stalwart trickster who made fools of his foes.

So MJF dug deep and came up dirty, strutting instead of engaging, building and building the crowd for a chop only to poke the eye. It only got him so far, for Rush was quick to use the referee as cover for a headbutt, and basically never looked back from there. He was unrelenting, only pausing to remind the crowd the gravity of what they were witnessing. MJF picked his spots and took advantage of opportunities, diving upon Rush as he basked with the tranquilo pose, desperately moving out of the way of the Horns dropkick in the corner, and then charging forth to cut off a late match attempt at it. It wasn't a Hulk Up, but it was the next best thing. This ended not with a convoluted finishing stretch but with a single opportunity capitalized on and a babyface (maybe a de facto one) controlling the narrative on the road to triumph.

Against a unique opponent, albeit one that fit a certain traditional pro wrestling archetype, MJF wrestled yet another match steeped more in the old than the new and made me just a little hopeful that the moment hadn't fully passed, dragged down by the parallel forces of criticism and self-doubt. I still feel like this is an experiment worth seeing to its conclusion, even if certain tweaks need to be made along the way.

One last thought: Hechicero. I worry that once again, the need to hang will supersede all else. Hechicero got over to the AEW crowd because Bryan Danielson of all people simply couldn't hang again him in the moment. If he can't, neither should MJF. I don't want to see llave counters out of Max. Basics, however? That side headlock? And every dirty, underhanded, over-the-top stereotypical (in the best way) pro wrestling trick in the book? Fighting a matwork magician with the pure power of the most fantastical (and least "real") elements of pro wrestling? If he could weave together that tapestry, I'd love to see it. Time will tell, but I'll keep my hopes up; frankly, that's the point. Deep down, I may want to bet on Max. He may have earned it. But either way, I have to. I'm all in. I don't have any other choice.

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Sunday, June 23, 2024

2023 Ongoing MOTY List: Kingston vs. Danielson

 

Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson AEW Collision 12/2/23

ER: I think what I liked about this match, their second AEW singles match and third overall (2010 Chikara hosting the other), is the way a lot of it didn't live up to my internal hype. That's possibly on me, or it's possibly on two guys who know how to build individual hype to every singles match they have regardless of opponent. Kingston and Danielson are perhaps so big at this point that a match against each other is something they're almost too big for. I'm not going to be able to explain this well. This review is going to be worthless. Danielson vs. Kingston is such a Dream Match between two guys who have constantly risen to that level over the last 20 years, that I think it's bound to underwhelm by virtue of it being Too Big a Dream Match. Their own individual stories are big enough that they don't really need a story for them to have a Great Match. 

Against each other they have been involved in nothing but great stories and cool matches - the ROH/CZW Cage of Death, the last Chikara King of Trios weekend I went out of my way to watch, Anarchy in the Arena - and yet the expectations every time for a singles match is that it will somehow be better than those things. On paper, Kingston and Danielson are probably my two favorite AEW guys (non-Darby Allin Division) and yet I think their best use might be against others. Give me a showdown between Aaron Judge and Ranger Suarez and odds are that the result won't be very satisfying for those rooting for either. Judge likely won't hit a 460' HR, Suarez will likely get them to fly out, or it will be a walk and well, nobody will leave the at bat thinking they actually saw something too special. 

I don't think this match was a home run, I don't think it was a ground out, I thought it was good. Good in a way that won't be able to live up to the myths these two have created in very different ways over the last couple decades. The things I was hoping to play out, never really came up. During the opening Collision promos, Eddie said, "I don't care about your eye, I don't care about your arm, I'm gonna bust you up." And during the entire episode - this match was the Collision main event - Nigel McGuiness was on commentary calling Danielson "Brittle Bryan" and a couple other nicknames that I actually think really added to the hype, that Danielson is so broken down and hiding so many injuries, that now he's fighting a guy who really wants to batter him in any way he can....and then neither guy really worked the match within any of those story frames. Danielson - eye patch not withstanding - didn't really come off broken in any way. I don't think he wrestled any differently here than he has in any other AEW match. Sure, he looked hurt after taking certain moves, but hurt by Kingston the same way Kingston always hurts his opponent. I did not see any kind of built up long term Kikuchi-level selling from Danielson - I thought he seemed far more concerned about adjusting his eye patch than he did actually selling accumulated damage or damage accrued from this match - and while I think Eddie went hard after him where he could, I never got the sense he was seeking to batter Danielson. 

Look, they hit and kicked the hell out of each other, and I loved the way they did it. I appreciated it, even. Every single kick Danielson threw at King's shin looked like he was legit trying to break his tibia. Eddie was checking the leg kicks really well, but also in a way that looked like he was getting his leg fucked up. That looked like Danielson had heard Kingston talk about battering him up, and decided to keep him at bay and slow him down for later in the match. And, when Kingston threw a stiff-legged enziguiri late in the match, looking like he had no mobility in his leg at all, it blew up on Danielson as I don't know if I've seen King hit a better enziguiri. They battered each other up in a mostly expected way, and while I'm not sure it could ever live up to a Danielson/Kingston Match in My Specific Brain in 2023, it also aired on the same night that Brody King and Claudio Castagnoli kept insisting on throwing the downright worst forearm exchanges of the month so they looked extra good by comparison. Eddie Kingston getting his arms, chest, and legs bruised and knotted up is going to look so much better. Brody King is bigger than Scott Norton and he throws forearms like Action Andretti. Bryan Danielson is smaller than Action Andretti and throws kicks like Frank Shamrock. 

I like seeing Lion's Den Danielson and 1999 All Japan Kingston. I like the way those styles work and don't, and I like how they would have done a totally different match 5 years ago, or 10 years ago. What year would been the best year of their respective careers for this match to happen? It happened in 2010, but I think it would have been better in 2008 or 2012. I would have loved it in 2002 but it would have been so different. What's the worst year for it to have happened? One of the Danielson brain injury years I guess. But there's a chance 2023 is the very best year of their careers for them to meet like this. I like Eddie throwing backfists and chops as hard as possible into Danielson's neck and taking painful rigid body suplexes. Big Match Kingston is different from My Body Is So Injured Everywhere Kingston and it felt good to see him slug it out without having to limp, hold his back, or shake out an arm the entire time. 

It's hard to imagine these two doing something that wouldn't be worth watching and writing up. I just don't think I know what the best version of their match would look like. Is this it, or is there more? It feels like there is still more to explore, and some of those things I assumed would be explored here.  


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Friday, June 21, 2024

Found Footage Friday: QEPD EL SIGNO~! VILLANO III~! MR. ARGENTINA~! LA MUMIA~! CAPOEIRISTAS~!


Mecânico Paulão vs. Mr. Argentina Astros do Ringue 2000 

MD: Mr. Argentina passed away earlier in June as well. We've covered one or two of his matches before but as some more have popped up given said event, I thought it was time to head back to Brazil. This had a dinner theater type setting with round tables with white tablecloths surrounding the ring. They were sparsely populated. Argentina was older at this point, balding with strands of hair on either side. Everything he did was interesting though, every entry, every exchange, every counter. Not one thing seemed rote or boring. It all had an extra twist or spin or bit of torque to it. You were eager for them to lock up just to see what he'd do next because none of it was familiar. 

Paulão was, as stated, a mechanic, and he had a way of asserting himself in the ring. All of his offense involved moving Argentina this way or that. Where he had advantage, however, was that the ref was on his side. If Argentina was going to try to do a crazy headstand bridge on a pin, the ref was going to push him over. That sort of thing. This was in rounds and they made it to the third round before the ref really crossed a line by putting Argentina in a full nelson, he got his legs up to headscissors Paulão though and took them both over, drawing a particularly frustrating DQ. Argentina just shrugged though, confident and at peace with what happened. 


El Signo vs. Villano III CMLL 7/15/01

MD: Far more found than new here, but it's a Signo match we haven't covered and you probably haven't seen. It also kicks off with a training video of him just crushing people before showing off Satan's Knot. He takes over immediately controlling the ring. When Villano makes it in, Signo rains down headbutts and knees. Villano fires back but eats a foul in the corner. Amusingly, they reshow the skull covered knee going up and down on the replay repeatedly. Signo hones in on the skull with a noogie and close-in punches to open Villano up and then wins the primera with the knot. The segunda's quick as Villano hits a rana out of nowhere and the tercera is clipped but has them going from trading holds to Villano hitting a tope and then the two of them rolling around and punching each other in the face before Villano tries to commit homicide by dropping a row of chairs on Signo causing people to swarm out from the back. Two masters pushing 50 beating the crap out of each other. 

ER: I have nothing but fond memories of watching pro wrestling in 2001. What a great year to be in college and trading tapes and watching Tenryu matches in girls' dorm rooms and telling them what a Shining Wizard was. I love 2001 pro wrestling, and yet it's apparent that some of my favorite matches from the year are still being found. Because THIS. This match between two old men - old men who are somehow just a couple years older than I - is a fight. Not a pretty fight, but a fight between two older men in a moderately nice cruise ship casino. Villano III looks like a Richard Kind character. One where he doesn't have to do anything with his hair, because Richard Kind and Villano III have the same hair. It's in the tuft. Villano takes an excellent ringpost bump and falls off the apron in the same way that I think Richard Kind would have fallen off the apron: Holding onto the ringpost, eyes crossing, swinging around the post into a pratfall to the floor. Signo is a great little fat guy here. The fatter Signo got the shorter he looked. He bites at Villano's face and headbutts him five times in the side of the head and right in the eye, and from there the struggle looks like the messiest fucking fight as they both grab at each other's hair and gnash teeth from close quarters, no longer looking like the smooth trained fighters of their youth but instead like two men getting into an incredibly boring fight at a wedding. 

I am sad that the limb work section of the tercera is clipped because what we have is incredible, as they scream and fight over leg locks while each getting to lock in a nasty deathlock, rolling slowly through them in ways that made them feel even more agonizing, old joints popping and muscles getting stretched. The matwork clips suddenly into Villano III hitting a great tope that sends Signo flying fast into a fan's sharp knees. The match is thrown out as these men literally start punching and kneeing each other while lying on the floor, fighting from their sides, refusing to stop. Villano tries to break Signo's arm by throwing a short front row of those hard Arena Mexico seats into the bone, and the pull apart felt like a real wedding dance floor feud. This was outstanding, a CMLL gem I had never seen from the era where I had just been starting to actually watch CMLL on my local Galavision affiliate.  


La Múmia vs. Kid Abelha & Guto BWF 2005

MD: A different styles fight between a mummy and two capoeiristas. Can that be the entire write up? It sums it up pretty well. No? Fine. This lived up to its promise. The first third was La Mumia just tossing these guys around with solid technique, mares and beales and the sort, right in the middle of being a guy who came out of a sarcophagus and being an actual trained wrestler. The middle of the match were the two of them getting to work together, bounding and flipping about, redirecting him, and hitting double dropkicks. Then the ref made one get out and the last third was a mauling again, a nice effort that got quickly cut off. He spent the last minute tossing one onto or into the other, including a nice butterfly roll back and a grisly press slam to the floor before he ended it with a powerslam. For ten minuets of this, it was pretty much exactly what I wanted. We don't write up a ton of wrestling mummies or capoeira around here and this was both.

ER: As advertised. This is the most Mummy vs. Capoeira Guys match I have personally seen. I assume this is a pretty common match type in Brazil or whatever pro wrestling footage we haven't yet uncover from East Timor. I still don't think I've witnessed capoeira that actually translates to pro wrestling, but I can see why it's been attempted. It never seems like it's far off from working, but nothing ever lands well. It reads visually as the lightest of the fruity martial arts. To make it work, you need a tall, largely padded mummy alternating between lumbering and feeding for dropkicks. It's amusing seeing a Mummy feeding normally for dropkicks but then also sometimes getting up from them and moving his arms and legs like Angry Frankenstein. Kid Abelha feels better at wrestling than the other guy, but only because he's mastered the high folding upper shoulders bump and takes it several times in a row, making me think that he could have adapted easily to Jersey All Pro within a month. La Mumia hits a dangerous looking vertical suplex on both capoeiristas, dangerous because none of the three looked like they fully understood what a vertical suplex was, or how it should land, or where it should land. Mumia press slamming one of them to the floor was another moment that made this feel like Shaolin Wrecking Crew vs. Rainchild or Ghost Shadow, without a rec center wall to stop the distance of the throw. 



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Wednesday, June 19, 2024

70s Joshi on Wednesday: Charito! Kumano! Ikeshita! Jackie! Nancy! Tomi!

18. 1979.01.XX2 - 06 Charito Silver/Mami Kumano/Yumi Ikeshita vs. Jackie Sato/Nancy Kumi/Tomi Aoyama

K: This JIP in a strange way, they do all the ring introductions then just when the match is about to start it skips ahead into the match already in progress. This gets very chaotic very quickly. They’re brawling on the outside and a moment I really liked was just the way Jackie smashes Yumi’s head into the announcers table with real vindictiveness, Yumi actually half-rotates over the table like she was taking a bump and making it look really impactful, and then immediately afterwards Jackie has her by the throat and just starts murderously strangling her. Just to add the chaos we then cut to Tomi Aoyama doing an over the top dive to the outside. Rarely have I seen the vibe of 70s Joshi so concisely encapsulated in a 12 second sequence. And right after Yumi Ikeshita gets the win with a top rope hurricanrana into a pin to take the 1st fall. Ikeshita is a really amazing heel in that she does all this cool innovative stuff yet is such a constant villain that it never really detracts from her act.

Tomi Aoyama looks pretty good in the 2nd fall when she goes on offense. This doesn’t last long though as the majority of it is Mami Kumano going wild with a hidden wrench hitting everyone in the face with it while distracting the referee’s view. Tomi somehow manages to roll her up while everyone’s running around and the ref counts it for quick 2nd fall, which made her look pretty cool. At this point I’ll note that Nancy Kumi has done virtually nothing of note, I just remembered she’s there.

Well we do get a bit of Nancy in the 3rd fall. She comes in, hits a few moves and then tags out. And that’s the last of her contributions to this bout. Jackie comes in though and puts things straight into finishing stretch mode as she’s almost immediately ganged up on by the heels in their corner, but she manages a fan comeback where she beats up two of them at once to set up some 1vs1 action against Yumi, and after letting Tomi Aoyama in to just hit a very fast Giant Swing, Jackie gets back in and manages a snappy sunset flip to win the match. I’m going to sound a bit repetitive with my closing thoughts but, it’s just the case that a lot of these matches are like this: it has a few really good moments and spots, but as a match it doesn’t amount to much more than just being fun.

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MD: Our first trios match has me worried about how unhinged and hard to track all of this will get. It’s the Black Army vs a group of babyfaces I can’t make sense of as they all seem like they’re from different factions (Golden Pair, Queen Angels, Beauty Pair). It does start out somewhat subdued as everyone beats on Tomi, but nothing can make a match come unhinged quite like Mami Kumano hanging them by their throats and dangling them back and forth off the apron. She cycles through with it against her opponents. Jackie comes back though which lets Tomi hit the Queen Rocket plancha but it’s all for naught as Kumano powerbombs her twice and sets her up for nothing short than a diving ‘rana off the top from Ikeshita.

The second fall is wild back and forth stuff. If it just had more time to breathe it’d all be amazing. Kumano is such a force, starting the fall by hitting a driving calf branding style meteora and then later on playing hide the object into everyone’s face. Tomi had gotten in some butt butts and Jackie an airplane spin but they’re only able to take the fall with an up and over small package out of nowhere by Tomi in the chaos as Kumano was cutting people down with her object. After the fall, Kumano tossed the ref around.

Tomi landed on her feet early in the third fall and was able to turn things around for some quick but impactful shine including Nancy finally getting to do something. Jackie ended up in the Army’s corner however, and things spilled out shortly thereafter with the Army pressing their advantage in the chaos. Jackie was able to fire out of the corner when they came back into the ring and they rushed to an exciting finish including Tomi swinging Ikeshita about as perpendicularly as you’ll ever see and Jackie turning around Ikeshita’s second attempt at a fallaway slam off the ropes to get a sunset flip for the win. This felt just a little clipped but was just grounded enough and always exciting enough to still work for me. Ikeshita and Charito are good but Kumano stands out above anyone else we’ve seen in the footage so far.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2024

My Kinfolks Tell Me Masashi Aoyagi's A Street Fighting Man



Masashi Aoyagi vs. Kuniaki Kobayashi NJPW 6/9/92 - EPIC


MD: This was about what I wanted to be, an absolute war with a few narrative checkpoints to keep it honest and an inconclusive finish based on the idea that they weren't done fighting until the moment that they finally were. Kobayashi ambushed with a forearm and a DDT right at the start and the next few minutes were about Aoyagi working from underneath and getting cut off and brutalized. That included a capture suplex and some nasty, nasty headbutts in the corner. When he came back, it was with all of the wrath and violence that you'd expect, but a bit of interference he had to swipe at from the outside meant that Kobayashi could get back in it. From there, they just went at each other until the ref seemed to want to call a stoppage. It didn't work. It didn't even come close to working until by the end they were just throwing shots and DDTing each other and it was like the tide going back out to sea as they laid there and finally decided it was enough. Dawn had come. It was time to pick up the pieces, patch up the wounds, and prepare to do it all again the next night.


PAS: Man this is my kind of wrestling, just an uncooperative fist fight with real malice behind every blow. I love how uncooperative all of the Karate fighters vs. HI matches feel, it really seems like there were just a bunch of guys in a dojo who developed a blood feud with a bunch of pro-wrestlers. Aoyagi with the thick beard, Gi and crimson mask is one of the most badass looking guys in the history of wrestling, and Kobayashi just gives no quarter, The ref basically throws the match out twice, not because of any interference or a double count out, but just because these two fuckers were going to kill each other, and it seems absolutely justified. It was all fun and games, but it got ugly and it felt like any moment now Aoyagi would jam his thumb in Kobayashi's eye socket and try to pop out a ball, and the ref wanted no part of what seemed inevitable. Pretty much the definition of an EPIC.

JR: At its core, professional wrestling is about structure. It’s about finding a pattern and a process and exploiting it. Like a line in chess it’s about knowing the variations, understanding the innate rhythms and positions and finding ways to subvert them until there is a singular moment of advantage.

Aoyagi finds structure in struggle. He finds ways to ply up the different style fight. He walks into simple moves and holds and finds himself overmatched. His inexperience manifests as a sort of uncooperativeness as Kobayashi struggles to suplex him or throw him.

As he searches for space, Aoyagi looks at times like an overmatched boxer, unsure of exactly how much space he should create or take away. He desperately goes for the clinch and finds himself thrown. He seeks the safety of the ropes and traps himself in the corner, stalked by Kobayashi and headbutted repeatedly.

Despite this, Aoyagi understands the moment and he understands the structure necessary to build to that moment. By closing the gap so repeatedly, Aoyagi baits Kobayashi into creating space, enough space to finally throw kicks. They stun Kobayashi, again like a boxer who finds himself able to fight through on adrenaline for a few seconds before collapsing. There is true dynamism here. Aoyagi in control feels different, a shift not only in tactics but in energy.

Eventually both men find themselves spent. The referee tries to stop everything and fails, facing two men with a fetish to physical contact. They find themselves only able to do the things they’d found success with earlier; DDTs and headbutts, powerful thrust kicks and wild strikes. They struggle. They collapse together. The structure collapses with them.

Masashi Aoyagi/Abdullah The Butcher vs. Mr. Pogo/Masanobu Kurisu Tokyo Pro 5/30/96 - GREAT

PAS: This delivered what you would expect, lots of grody stabbing, some solid Kurisu and Aoyagi chaos and a bunch of blood. The match had some clips, and the camera was focused primarily on Abby and Pogo when all four were crowd brawling, it made me want to see the Aoyagi vs. Kurisu focused cut of the match. The bits we got of both Aoyagi and Kurisu were pretty fun stuff, stiff each other and Pogo and Abby with kicks and chair shots, the Abby meat cleaver elbow drop is one of the greatest finishers in pro-wrestling history, I wouldn't have been shocked to see Kurisu's head rolling off his shoulders and out of the ring.

JR: This match is built upon faith. There is a 400 pound man with a serrated blade held to his forehead and his partner does not help him. He simply trusts him. He does karate, knowing that the 400 pound man has had too many blades held against his skin to count.

Instead of helping Abdullah the Butcher, Aoyagi continues to kick the shit out of Kurisu, that bald fuck. He is despicable and opportunistic and he finds himself repeatedly punished. His subconscious cowardice lends itself to a structure here. Despite dressing like Abdullah and antagonizing Abdullah, Kurisu largely stays away, creating a tag match that is largely composed of two separate but equally compelling singles brawls. Kurisu fights Aoyagi, which largely stays in the background of the larger and more vibrant brawl between Pogo and Abdullah.

What we have here is clipped and probably only a small portion of the actual match, but it remains an interesting artifact if nothing else. There are compelling pots and transitions throughout; the aforementioned faithful lack of a cut off from Aoyagi, some hand karate on the outside from Abdullah, Pogo stalking the ring with his evil looking weapon, dead set on hurting people. It sets up a quick but fulfilling finish when Aoyagi finally takes on Pogo, long enough for Kurisu to find himself caught. Never one to play the chickenshit, he is outmatched nonetheless. He falls immediately to the elbow drop. Aoyagi’s faith is rewarded.

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Monday, June 17, 2024

AEW Five Fingers of Death 6/10 - 6/16

AEW Collision 6/15/24

Blackpool Combat Club (Castagonoli/Danielson/Moxley/Yuta) vs TMDK (Haste/Nicholls)/Lio Rush/Rocky Romero

MD: Right before the finish, Tony Schiavone called the giant swing a work of art. He was close but not quite on the mark. The real work of art was that entire sequence, everything from Danielson's knee (and Nicholls crashing hard into the ropes in a way no one ever does as they take the move), Haste's dropkick, Yuta's sweeping Angle Slam, Rocky's Shiranui, and then finally the double leg into the swing. All of that worked in a rhythmic motion to become something greater than the sum of the parts and greater than most "everything breaks down" finishing stretches. I'm not one to wax poetic about specific visuals in wrestling. I'm a substance over style sort of guy, but the "follow the bouncing ball" wind-swooshing motion here was truly spectacular. I can't really believe it was intentional because creating the sort of visual effect that pulls your eye in exactly the right direction at exactly the right time over multiple moves while still feeling at least somewhat organic would take immense coordination between multiple wrestlers at least somewhat unfamiliar with one another, not to mention the camera crew and producers. I'd worry that any attempt to intentionally replicate the effect would create the most tragically artificial and stilted pro wrestling imaginable. Honestly, I'm not even sure if it even hit anyone else quite like it hit me, but hit me it did.

Speaking of things that are just hitting me, there seems to be an extra bit of magic to Forbidden Door season this year. Part of it is that I wasn't a big 2010s New Japan guy so a lot of these dream matches aren't that dreamy for me. What does appeal, however, is the wild WAR feel of it all in the build, the sense that there's a greater world out there, one that is only enhanced by CMLL and Stardom being in the mix this year. With that in mind, and this being a cold match, I thought they made the most of it. That meant letting Lio Rush go wild against Danielson and Yuta to start. It meant having TMDK act as a unit in almost everything they did. It meant having Danielson play face-in-peril yet again, another stellar such performance in a long line of them now. It meant having Rocky get cocky and then having his coccyx crushed by the absurd and sublime top rope inverted atomic drop. It meant Claudio as the hot tag, running through every bit of interference they tried to throw his way, and Moxley as the monster unleash who they had antagonized throughout the match but who didn't really get to come in until it was time to end things. Add in the pro wrestling version of The Great Wave off Kanagawa that I recounted in the first paragraph and you ended up with a very fun way to kick off a Collision during Forbidden Door season. Hopefully we get at least one more of these before it's all said and done.

AEW Dynamite 6/12/24

Dustin Rhodes vs Jack Perry

MD: I had reason to watch some 1984 Tully Blanchard lately. Now, due to the law of transitive properties (We know Perry didn't listen to SOME advice. We know SOME people didn't listen to Tully's advice. Therefore...), we can assume that Jack has probably not been watching 1984 Tully. Tully had this amazing way of starting most of his matches like he was a gentleman, wrestling by the rules, going hold for hold, breaking clean. Only after the babyface got one up on him did he break bad. It made things somehow more hypocritical and underhanded and got him loads of heat.

So, Jack doesn't do that. Dustin came in with a punch to start and Jack immediately went for the eyes. He was pulling the turnbuckle pad off just seconds letter and tossing Dustin into the stairs the first chance he could. He was pulling the padding up and going for a pile driver. Then, later, when had capitalized on the exposed buckle, he hit a DDT on the floor. After that, he nailed Dustin with a (revenge, admittedly) low blow even when he didn't have to. And you know what, I have to admit that it kind of works for me. Yes, there could be some issues with it (and Perry's promos) being out of sync with the Elite's ironic gimmick but no one needs the dripping irony in 2024 anyway. This is far more genuine and visceral. In a singles match where he can be his own thing, he should be the most direct shitheel imaginable; just straight to the point, no filter, no hesitation, not an attempt at sportsmanship or even the very notion that such a thing might be worthwhile or admirable. It kind of works. It makes him stand out. You can have shades of grey matches. You can have Piper vs Bret. You can have Punk vs Page. But more often than not, there's something to the most direct and straightforward approach, especially if no one else seems to be doing it. No one else on the roster is an unmitigated, petulant jerk like Perry (not even the guy that maybe he is listening to, Christian, who professes to be a paragon of paternity, even if it is just the thinnest of patinas).

Of course, this is Perry having Dustin Rhodes, one of the best babyfaces of this century, to play off of,. Dustin is pretty much the only guy on the roster getting the the fans to clap up for him with his selling and his hand motions alone. But still, efforts like this matter. I'm rooting for Perry to build off of it.

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