Matches from Limitless Actin' Up 5/28/22

BEEF vs. Jake Something 

ER: Fun way to open up a show, just have the two biggest guys on the card block shoulderblocks and throw clubbing arms and elbows. I'm so used to seeing Beef play a brick wall, that I really liked how Something was the brick wall while Beef was the injured shark swimming constantly forward. There's a great spot where, after a couple shoulderblocks go nowhere, Beef tries a leapfrog and Something just runs right into him, knocking him flat back out of the air. Something goes after Beef's knee with a couple of straight kicks, and would use that hurt knee as a way to bully through some offense. He keeps playing brick wall, stopping Beef cold with a back elbow, and when Beef's head is hanging a bit too horizontal he gets caught with a mafia kick. Something choked out Beef in the ropes with his boot, choking him all the way out of the ring, extending his leg under Beef's chin until the big man plopped elbow first onto the floor. I liked Beef's big crossbody off the middle buckle, and the fight over Something's powerbomb was cool: Beef almost reversed it into an Alabama slam, but Something tipped the weight and kicked Beef's knee out to hit a cool messy sitout bomb. Beef had a cool missed low crossbody into the ropes, and a nice quick surprise piledriver for the win. They kept this under 10 minutes which let them keep a quick pace, all fun stuff. 

Rickey Shane Page vs. Rip Byson

ER: Man, RSP is a real pro and might seriously be in the discussion of best "hands" on the indies. He has great timing, personable charisma, plays comfortably to the crowd, and he takes action to all sides of the ring while blending that coherently into a match. He's a smart worker, and an entertaining one. He stalls on the floor to start, getting hit with a Byson suicide dive to get things rolling. I never totally bought Byson as RSP's equal and don't think he did anywhere close to enough to believably stop the big man, but he had a couple things I liked. There was a cool spot where he caught the much larger Page on a leapfrog and rotated into a powerslam, but most of this was him taking a bunch of cool RSP offense. Page does fun small things, like causing Byson to trip himself on an Irish whip by placing one of his feet behind the bottom rope before sending him. It's the rope running equivalent of tying someone's shoes together. Page throws several nice right hands, a big superplex, falcon arrow, a cool bridging vertical suplex, and his rope walk frog splash is one of the great moves in modern wrestling. Honestly it's crazy Page doesn't finish matches with that frog splash, as this one just flattened Byson. Time to start writing more about Rickey Shane Page on here. 

11. SLADE vs. Manders 

ER: Slade/Manders is the match that drew me to this card, and that's a match that will draw me to literally any card. Phil wrote about the match over at The Ringer, and I love just the idea of Slade being exposed to a broader audience. Compared to the end of the fight, this starts out downright genial, with "only" hard punches and elbows. It all goes south real quick when they brawl around the vets building and surprise a poor man exiting the bathroom, his guilt-wracked face revealing that he surely didn't wash his hands. I start to roll my eyes when Manders goes on a long walk to the other side of the room to take a big convoluted run at Slade, but this match understands what it is and it understands that Slade wouldn't stand for that brand of  impertinence. So, Manders takes a long run at Slade that deservedly ends with his face getting introduced to a chair, then gets introduced to a ringpost with a chair around his neck, then gets bashed on the top of his head with a chair. It's not long before Manders' face is covered in blood, and he has that show off run to blame. Also, he signed up to face a psycho. 

This gets real gritty, and my favorite visual was Slade pulling Manders jaws apart while Manders tries to get his thumbs into Slade's eyes. There's a quick and violent Manders comeback with a stiff back elbow, spike DDT (which Slade takes with a tucked head!) and a running powerslam through a door that crumples Slade. One thing I most love about Slade is that he doesn't always take offense like a trained wrestler. This is not an insult to him, quite the contrary. I love how he takes offense and can make things look even more dangerous than they really are. This man actually looked like he got DDT'd onto the top and back of his head, and his matches benefit from it. Manders beats Slade with his cowboy boot, but Slade laughs, flexes, and welcomes the boot. You see, Manders didn't know that Slade's step-dad used to beat him with a boot, right up until Slade did time for murdering his step-dad. Manders takes a couple of disgusting uranages through set-up chairs, the second bending both the chair backs and the back of Manders, and the finish is an awesome Slade finish. Slade puts handcuffs on himself for the sole purpose of getting leverage to choke the life out of Manders, letting the cuffs chain dig into Manders' throat while he pulls back on the chin with his hands. I swear, getting booked to fight Slade is like getting booked to fight Anton Chigurh. 

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