Found Footage Friday: BREMEN '83

November, 1983 Bremen 

MD: We're a few months behind on the Germany stuff now and this is a Bremen November 83 tape that doesn't have some of the foreigner appeal as the 80 and 81 stuff, but that makes it almost all the more important to dig in and see what we get.

Indio Guajaro vs. Steve Paersey

MD: Paersey is Stephan Petipas (a Maritimes star). Guajaro could be a great stooge when he wanted to be. The first round is all him getting one-upped. He'd get thrown and then when he threw Paersey, he'd do a cartwheel. He'd get a top wristlock only to have Paersey take him over with a headscissors. He'd try for a monkey flip but Paersey would land on his feet and do one to him. The crowd was happy for all of it. Second round had Guajaro trying cheapshots or pulling the hair only for Paersey to get the better of him, including a recoil shot off the ropes, some big uppercuts, and stepping on his hair. Third round had Paersey hit a headbutt and take over with some mean stuff. Paesery came back and hit a back body drop and won it on that. This was a crowd pleaser that didn't outlive its welcome.

Wolfgang Saturski vs. Klaus Wallas 

MD: I mostly know Wallas from some mid 80s tours, but we do have other Europe footage of him. He was the heel here. This was chippy early with Wallas having an advantage (maybe not entirely clean) until Saturski dropkicked him out and did a Rick Rude like taunt (pre-dating Rude, of course). He ended the round with an endless full nelson slamming his head into the corner again and again. He took over in the second with a cheapshot in the ropes and controlled with bulldog like chokes and then ultimately a nervehold, slipping the choke back on anytime that Saturski tried to fire back, using the ropes when needed. Saturski had a big comeback culminating with him doing a catapult back off the ropes onto his knees and things sort of just petered out with Wallas deciding he was done and Saturski being declared the winner. They had the crowd but this ended up being a lot of the same with a few good moments.

Steve Casey vs. Dave Morgan 

MD: We come in JIP here. This is face vs face and they play into a lot of comedy bits where they roll around on pins or both pin each other and a very fun one where they do mares, hang on, roll around, and roll up the ref who was able to leap over them once but not twice. Good imaginative technical stuff all around. Casey hit a headbutt to the gut. Morgan hit his recoil headbutt in response. Casey won it with the arm drag slam out of nowhere after a few rounds of the back and forth. This was a fun one even if it never boiled over.  

Steve Paersey vs. Tony St. Clair

MD: Another gentleman's contest. Clean breaks and holding the ropes open. Cute exchanges early with cartwheels and rolls and placing the opponent to the apron either by lifting them or throwing one's own body. They moved into grittier stuff from there, with St. Clair controlling on the arm. That didn't mean we wouldn't still get the occasional cartwheel as he got out of the way to take back over a hold though. Overall, a lot of hanging on through attempts to escape like body slams, though Paersey finally got free with one to work the leg. St. Clair had a way of doing these sort of nonchalant nothing escapes where he just jammed a slam or popped out of a hold and it almost always got a laugh. Speaking of those, at one point, Paersey went for a roll up and St. Clair went right into lady of the lake position and got rolled around. Anyway, the tape cuts out right before a finish. This was fun overall but a little long, maybe wearing out its welcome just a tad. 

Dave Morgan vs. Steve Paersey 

MD: More of the same. Paersey had a spot he did where he tried to legdrop the arm and missed. He did it in the last match too. Fans seemed to like it. Second round (presuming we came in during the first) picked up the pace a bit. Morgan's recoil headbutt really is a cool spot because it's heatseeking. He won't just do it the same way every time but he'll go halfway across or around the ring to find you, hitting from all sorts of angles. He also had this sort of sweeping kickstand type kick I've never seen anyone else do where he brings the foot up and then back. Paersey just dropkicked him in the face for his trouble. Then Morgan returned favor with this really cool bit where he did the drop down and loop in like he was going to go into a cross legged headscissors and do a handstand but he just whacked him in the shoulders with his feet. Paersey somehow won this one with an atomic drop after all of that. This had sort of a WoS feel of course, but it was all a little looser, more of a house show, which makes total sense.

Mal Kirk vs. Rene Lasartesse 

MD: When I saw the card, this was definitely the weirdest looking match. What weird body types, Kirk lumpy and Lasartesse a skeletal figure, tall and looming. Kirk is the babyface and this is, of course, clipped to incoherence. A shame. We get a Kirk comeback which leads to Lastartesse escaping. A lot of action between rounds as music was playing which gave things a violent Benny Hill feel. Lasartesse takes some liberties on the outside and Kirk comes back in with a chair and clocks the ref with it and that's basically that. If we had more of this I bet it would have been interesting.

Steve Paersey vs. Klaus Wallas 

MD: I almost wish we could get this to Pettipas' family. He's all over this footage. And he's good. He really is. This was a draw. Wallas worked heel. He had a lot of stuff. A back brain kick, a neckbreaker, lots of chokeholds/chinlocks, a low blow down the stretch while he was being pinned and the ref was looking at the count, which you never see, and plenty of shots in the ropes. Paersay took it all well, had a great bump in the corner where he took a headstand on the top of the turnbuckle pad, mean comeback shots, and a good ebb and flow of working out of things and getting the crowd behind him. For all the matches to go long, this was a good choice. They had armwork and legwork that didn't really go anywhere but it was more about immediate comeuppance for Wallas than anything else.

Mike Shaw/Col. Brody/Wolfgang Saturski vs. Barry(?) Douglas/Tony St. Clair/Dave Morgan

MD: I'm not convinced all these names are accurate. This was fairly clipped too but it was novel for being a six man and for having Mike Shaw, who was already 26 or so. He was spry, had a decent sense of what to give and what to, and could taunt and work the crowd. This was chaotic and crowd pleasing for the most part. There was a fun bit early where the babyfaces traded off neckbreaker style holds one after the other. Brody got the biggest laughs/pops when he missed charges, first into the corner and later at someone who was tied up in the ropes. The babyfaces were constantly ending up beat down in the heels corner but then their partners would come in to toss the heels over the top. It was that sort of match but it cuts off before we get a finish.

Jon Harris vs. Wolfgang Saturski 

MD: This stuff is so stylized. Big sweeping, swooping folk hero wrestling. Just so over the top and bombastic with the shots. Everything is a big clubbing shot. Harris had an underhand sort of punch I've never seen before. It almost felt like the stooges deal where you hit the top of the hand and it goes all the way around to whack someone. They looked painful at times but not in conventional ways, but you just rolled with the fantasy. The crowd sure did. Harris got a few licks in but mostly he got his comeuppance again and again to everyone's delight. He'd get stuck in the ropes and charged at, catapulted back onto the knee, etc. Toward the end, after a round break, Saturski actually did the Franz Van Buyten bit where he launches himself across the ring to leap into a tencount position and I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone else do that. Anyway, this is one of those matches I'm going to try to force Eric to write about because he can do it more justice than I can. You wouldn't want to spend all the time with a match like this but it's fun to visit now and again.

Col. Brody vs. Steve Paersey 

MD: Brody looked very good here. The chain wrestling as they fought over arm advantages was excellent. Eventually it got more stoogy and Brody got comeuppance, but everything before that was slick. And Brody was quite the stooge (at least in 83) too, going over the top three or four times and the crowd loving it each time. He'd take liberties with a hairpull or cheapshot but the rounds nature of this meant that he never had advantage for long, even if they did get chippy between rounds once or twice. Things built to a big airplane spin which Paersey got the worst of (despite doing it) and everything spilling to the outside for some brawling and a slam as the tape cuts off. Nothing groundbreaking here but a very high level of craft and skill.

Dimitar Dimitrov vs. Dave Morgan 

MD: Excellent technical babyface match. These two were really going at it on the mat. I'd say this stuff would have stood up well to some of what we got from UWF the next year. Gritty, full of struggle, lots of clever technique and escapes. At one point Dimitrov put on a cloverleaf so quickly and from such an askew angle that you blink and you'd miss it. The roll up exchanges they did were really good because they were so deep. It didn't feel collaborative like almost every other roll up exchange I've ever seen. But they were also playful with the way they'd shoot an arm out to get out of a pin.Morgan showed a very different skill set than some of the other matches on the tape, even the clean babyface ones.They traded some great suplexes too including Morgan taking him over with a German that was hugely uncooperative and Dimitriv doing maybe the earliest fisherman's suplex I've seen? Finish had the first real rope running of the match and Dimitrov caught Morgan doing a leapfrog taking out the knee mid-air. He couldn't beat the count and that was that. There have been a ton of great spots and exchanges on this tape but you go so deep into these to find a match like this that no one would probably find otherwise. I did some digging and Dimitrov was "Don Kolov" who might have even trained Santino Marella? Anyway, I think this was a find.

Rene Lasartesse vs. Wolfgang Saturski

MD: Lasartesse is amazing. He's one of the only wrestlers in history that can get real true heat just by... walking slowly around the ring. And he has this sort of dispassionate passion. Saturski started the match by rushing over and clapping his ears and he was shocked but then decided to just ignore it, as if it was beneath him and it is its own form of selling. Then he did a bit where he hammerlocked Saturski and punched him in the gut and then pretended his own gut was hurt. That happened twice and then finally Saturski nailed him in the gut and pretended his was hurt and the fans loved it. 

Lasartesse has fascinating offense too. He uses every part of his body, slaps, punches to the gut, knees, kicks, stomps, chokes, but it all seems credible but also outlandish, like getting hit by a skeleton. His slap makes a huge noise. It's hugely credible as he's slamming Saturski's head into the turnbuckle connector over and over. Everything builds to him lurking behind Saturski in the corner waiting for the ref to leg him get his hands on him, lurking and lurking, a looming specter of death. Then Saturski gets him with the most obvious mule kick in the world in the groin and starts choking him with something (maybe the tag rope?) and the place goes nuts for it. Then he takes Lasartesse outside and starts hammering him (really hammering him) with the ring bell and it's quite the sight overall. Saturski apologizes his way back into the match but Lasartesse is able to take the advantage and tombstone him for the 10 count KO and boos.

Brody/Wallas/Guajaro vs. Gaetano/St. Clair/Rocco?

MD: We get a decent amount of this. It wasn't listed on the tape. We get to see all of the babyfaces play face-in-peril including Rocco which is just weird. Brody and Guajaro are experts at swiping at people from the outside which is something I think should happen more in six-man matches. Gaetano is a very interesting wrestler too as he has a lot of stylized flourishes but they're all a half step slow and sweeping and nothing is as tight as you'd want. But they're crowd pleasers. They did the bit where St. Clair grabbed Brody's mustache and Gaetano went off the top to whack it. Then he followed it up by making a hand-talking-yap-yap-yap motion to the ref when he complained which got a big laugh.The footage cuts after Wallas gets a cheapshot on St. Clair and then clocks him. Anyway, babyface Rocco is just strange (big corner bump and some nice missile dropkicks from him and St. Clair here, but strange).

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Found Footage Friday: 1986 NJPW BATTLE ROYAL~! SID~! EATON~! GOLGA~! SEVERN~!

Battle Royal NJPW 6/20/86

MD: I've been spending a lot of time with 1986 NJPW in a DVDVR thread with quick reviews that aren't quite SC worthy. While there is a ton of NJPW vs. UWF that you've seen and heard and would expect, there was other stuff going on. Most of that involved KY Wakamatsu doing his best megaphone Jimmy Hart impression managing the foreigners of the tour, which ranged from von Erichs to Samu to yes, Andre. On the same card as the 5/1 gauntlet tag is Andre/Wakamatsu vs. Inoki/Ueda (with Ueda's face turn being one of the real angles of the first half of the year). That said, past the image of Andre hitting guys with a bullwhip, there isn't a lot of actual comedy that's made tape, either TV or handhelds, in the year. That's why this lone battle royal, buried on a handheld disc that contains most of the Sagawa Express Cup one-night tournament, was so surprising. Sagawa Express was a company that Inoki got to invest in New Japan and the tournament has a nice Kimura vs. Maeda double DQ sprint and some good selling by Inoki against guys like Eadie and Murdoch. It also had some short, unsatisfying CMLL type tournament matches. 

And it had this battle royal, with some guys easier to recognize than others, given the video quality: Kido, Fujiwara, Hoshino, Ueda, Cuban Assassin, for instance. It's Japan style so everyone can dogpile one wrestler, and that happens almost immediately to Klaus Wallas, who we have only a few Japanese matches of plus some German stuff I really need to C+A because he was awesome here, killing everyone before the pool had enough of it. They then take out his partner on the tour, Cuban Assassin, just for the hell of it. From there, they do comedy spots putting shine on the ref with him getting boots up in the corner and Hoshino raising his hand, and even him causing Ueda's elimination by back body dropping him, keeping in mind that Ueda was an upper mid-carder at worst here. They do an alley oop spot with everyone tossing one wrestler in the air by grabbing a limb each. They do a goofy 2000s indy multiple headlocks at once spot in 1986! Fujiwara does an airplane spin! I get how they convinced Kido to be in this (a trophy; can't get enough of those), but it's obvious Fujiwara's overjoyed to participate just to mess with everyone, even after he gets eliminated. It's about ten minutes and even living and breathing this stuff for the last few months, I couldn't identify all of the undercard guys who never made TV or tape. But this is a strange burst of fun in the midst of a fairly serious, dour time in the company.

Sid Vicious vs. Bobby Eaton SCW 5/14/05

MD: The back half of this one had the sound ten seconds off. I don't think it was an issue for the first half but I had to stop it and start it at one point. Point being, that feels exactly how one should watch Sid matches. The impact isn't going to be there on any of his strikes, so best to imagine what you're hearing and average out the two. In a lot of ways, it doesn't matter. No one imposes his reality into a match quite like Sid. This was one of his first matches back after the leg injury, with the premise being: Eaton was his friend and he had claimed to give him a chance to walk away and then attacked him from behind on the way out of the ring. It was all Sid, and I'd argue that the focus on the back was effective as an overall whole, even if you wouldn't want to isolate and gif any of the individual strikes. Eaton treated everything like it was devastating. The announcers were selling it like an all time mauling. There was the visual spectacle of the size difference and of Sid with his jeans with knee braces over them. Bobby's hope spots (and he got two) were a blocked punch, some shots fired back, and attempts at slams where the back gave away, but he almost got him the second time. Wrestling is about getting people to suspend disbelief and when you have a giant imposing emperor that believes completely in his own lumbering strikes and a guy like Bobby Eaton working with him from underneath, it doesn't matter if he's naked or not; we're all going to agree with one another that he's got some of the finest clothes we've ever seen.

ER: The people that want to hate Sid (and I don't think I associate with any of them) never want to give credit to Sid for the intangibles. Sid was someone who always had terrible strikes, but bad stomach kicks and arm strikes that don't even attempt to approximate punches don't really matter when you can connect with people the way Sid could. Sid is someone who had It, and had the confidence to get across his persona without ever needing to refine his skillset. Growing up, my next door neighbors two houses down were the Nordstrom Family, and the Nordstrom children were my best friends. Mr. Nordstrom had curly hair exactly like Sid (styled the same, only brown), he was an electrician, and he had served in 'Nam. He was the kind of man who was so physically intimidating that I didn't realize until well into my adult years that he was only an average sized man. He was not a mean man, but when we were causing ruckus and he raised his voice, there was no parent in the neighborhood you listened to quicker than Mr. Nordstrom. Years later, at a party nowhere near my home, some guy found out I was neighbors with them and it turned into a half dozen different people all telling stories about how scared they were of Mr. Nordstrom when they were kids/teens. And I think that's the same kind of way that Sid worked. I never saw Mr. Nordstrom get physically violent in any way with anyone, and yet everyone knew this man was the toughest dude around. 

Now, I suppose that having Bobby Eaton selling every kneelift and clubbing shot could make anyone appear like a monster. Eaton's selling is divine. As Matt illustrated, he has basically no offense in this match, but for 10 minutes you get to smile while he sells ribs and his back and every single Sid strike. I loved how he fell back into the corner after a Sid kneelift, or how the pain twisted across his face when Sid ran at him with a boot to the ribs. Bobby Eaton is one of the most gifted salesmen in wrestling, and you combine that with one of the most physically charismatic wrestling in history, and you can work a fun match with basically zero offense. 

Dan Severn vs. Golga WPW 9/1/99 

MD: The match itself was just a couple of minutes, but they left me wanting more. Severn, for a guy so legitimate, absolutely embraced bullshit pro wrestling villainy here. He had a pre-match gym coach style promo where he said he'd win and then destroy the Cartman doll. He appealed to the fans after they popped for Golga's hands in the air waving. He celebrated after hitting moves that didn't deserve celebration. Just real shitheel stuff. You never know with Golga matches if it's really Tenta, but there's no one in the world that could miss an elbow drop quite like him. It's still crazy how much weight he had lost. You lament that we never got that Austin vs. Tenta run when they wanted to bring back Earthquake, but you also get how that wouldn't work. It doesn't mean he couldn't have figured something else out, because even smaller Tenta was great at knowing when to give and when to take, at making stuff look credible. Just having the strength to snatch a guy like Severn out of mid-air, and then you had the bonus that he'd go up for hip tosses as he did here. The match paid off the promo work as the second Severn actually was able to slam Golga, he took a powder and that was the match. It was a bizarre match-up on paper but they worked pretty well together. 

ER: I'm the guy who hates that we didn't get Yokozuna/Austin in 1999 so I'm definitely someone who would have loved Austin/Tenta regardless of Tenta's weight. Tenta still had size no matter how thin he got, and you could see him use some real strength here against Severn that would have lead to some great Steve Austin bumps. I need to go back and find all the 2002/2003 All Japan Tenta that I can get my hands on. I miss that guy and the way he leans into ring ropes. I love how Severn works this match like a small town indy Iron Mike Sharpe. Bet you never thought about how similarly Sharpe and Severn move in a ring, and I bet you never thought about how they're dressed identically. You're now putting it together that Severn is actually an Iron Mike Sharpe acolyte at heart and that's why he always seemed so uncomfortable and rigid during his WWF run. There isn't a single actual Dan Severn WWF classic, and yet every Dan Severn indy match we have footage of over a 25 year span is great. His speech impediment makes him an even better sneering heel, and I want more of Severn as the bratty kid whose dad owns several car dealerships. 

When they made contact and mixed it up, the match was great fun. All of Tenta's contact looked good: nice shoulder thrusts in the corner, high avalanche, big legdrop, walking all around the ring holding Severn up before finishing the rotation of a powerslam. He also clearly still knows how to build to a couple of big bumps. His missed elbow was a great miss, great crash, and there was an awesome Severn hiptoss that Tenta bumped really heavy for. Severn put his whole body into it and they made a hiptoss look like a violent Red Bull Army throw, like a guy throwing a tree stump on a World's Strongest Man competition. The ending is one of the more frustrating pro wrestling finisher I've witnessed, a way to leave all of the fans confused and annoyed. After that Severn hiptoss, he hits an impressively quick bodyslam...and then Golga just rolls out of the ring, grabs his large size Eric Cartman doll, and runs to the back, out of sight, and does not return. The literal only explanation is that Golga shit his pants and had to get the hell out of there. If you shit your pants in a match against Dan The Beast Severn, you don't stick around to be put in a rear naked choke. Nobody would voluntarily do this finish. Mine is the only explanation that makes sense. 

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