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Saturday, March 07, 2026

Found Footage Friday: 1991 WWF TAPING~!


WWF London Ontario 2/16/91

MD: This is all new save for the Crush vs. Butch match, and therefore, we'll cover the rest.



Koko B. Ware vs. The Barbarian

MD: Early on, Lord Alfred talks about seeing a young, young Barbarian in Puerto Rico when he was wrestling there with Monsoon and I wish we had 70s Lord Alfred in Puerto Rico. Ah well.

This was very good, especially the early feeling out process. They framed each and every exchange well, Barbarian's early strength (holding him up in a one-handed choke, which you never seen), and then Koko chipping away at him with dropkicks, until he went sailing over the top and menaced the camera man. Back in the ring, Koko was able to fire back with shots to the face, but Barbarian hefted him over the top and then crushed him against the post on the outside and that was that. 

Pretty good face-in-peril with some nice hope spots (including a sunset flip in). The nerve hold could have been a little more active, maybe, but the crowd came up for Koko getting the elbows in on his comeback. That got cutoff but then Barbarian missed an elbow drop and Koko was back in it. They actually had me on a couple of the nearfalls even though intellectually, I knew there was no way Koko won this one. Barbarian won it with a hotshot out of nowhere, which really did feel like the ultimate match-ender for this time period. A guy ends up with his throat draped over the top and it's over.

ER: I was impressed with how well Koko overcame the size difference here. 1991 is some Peak Gas WWF (see how fucking jacked Bushwhacker Butch is in the match after this) and Barbarian looks immovable. Well, Koko moved him real well and threw babyface punches so good that they believably kept moving him. I love Koko, a great sympathetic babyface seller who knew how to take bumps that garner even more sympathy. His low fast backdrop to the floor made the bump look more tough and his selling once he was on the floor built it more. Barbarian will slam your spine into the ringpost but a great salesman like Koko will make it look truly backbreaking. Koko has two strong nearfalls: an inside cradle that was pulled off quick, and his missile dropkick which was done well enough that I bit on it as a finish. He took Barbarian's hotshot finish so exuberantly that the top rope practically touched the bottom. Frankie wasn't there to see the loss. 


Ted Dibiase vs. Jimmy Snuka

MD: Pretty interesting point in time and space here as Snuka actually got on the mic and brought out Virgil to Dibiase's horror. Virgil was super over as you can imagine. Once this got going, it didn't wear out its welcome. Dibiase got sneak attacked by Snuka while distracted and then everything he tried for the next couple of minutes backfired on him. Honestly, this is as good as I can remember seeing Snuka look in this run and so much of it is due to the set up. Dibiase did take over by getting a gutshot up to counter a double axe-handle, and they built to Dibiase trying to suplex him in and Virgil grabbing the leg to set up the upset. Dibiase got rocked by him post match. Very effective, crowd-pleasing stuff to help get over what they were doing with Virgil.

ER: Agree that this feels like the best 1991 Snuka, but a lot of that felt like the best 1991 Dibiase. This was a basic 1991 Offense WWF match that Dibiase was working like an All Japan match. He took extra, probably unnecessary, snap off every surface Snuka bounced him off. Dibiase made every connection an impact, dedicated to making every slam into a turnbuckle look brain scrambling. He could have gotten away with going lighter on the 2nd night of a week straight of house shows. Snuka had timing and Weird Buff Old Guy energy, using simple offense like clubbing hands, and "grabbing Dibiase to shove him into a thing". I can't recall when I've been so impressed by someone getting their head bounced off the ring apron. Jimmy Snuka was in his late 40s and moved older than that, but Dibiase made him feel like a fighter. 

The camera doesn't film his fistdrops from the best angle but he does three of them and we keep seeing each one from a slightly different too close angle, and by the third it felt like a cool look at the up close magic form of his fistdrop. He was a guy whose Ace Worker status dipped after we watched the Mid South footage, a guy who plays incredibly in the greatest matches of all time but doesn't hold up in the weekly TV. But I'm quite high on 90s Dibiase. He started working more like Arn Anderson and I thought he was great. I love '93 Dibiase. He stands out in unique ways from the other strong WWF heel workers from that year (Doink, Michaels, Headshrinkers, Yokozuna) and takes his impact bumping to All Japan and locks it in until his injury. Ted Dibiase is destined to become one of our wrestlers whose discourse constantly waffles between overrated and underrated until we die, but I think any unearthed 90s footage has only added to his case as a great worker. 


Gen. Adnan vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan

MD: I don't remember seeing a singles match between these two make tape during this run but I could be wrong. It's one of those things you'd see in house show results and wonder how they did it. Now we know. A lot of "Back to Iraq" chants by Duggan. Adnan snuck up on him with the turban, choked him, got slammed, and ate the three-point stance clothesline. Another crowd-pleaser but now we know what it'd look like at least.

ER: To think, looking like a reasonable facsimile to Saddam Hussein would get you a certain death gimmick as a decoy in one part of the world, while in another part it could net you a plum late career WWF gig. I have a ton of respect for Adnan Al-Kaissie's 90s WWF run. You're in your early 50s, haven't worked WWF since your 30s, and you happen to look like a dictator from the country you're from and don't have to get in actual shape for the gig. You get to have one minute matches on house shows where fans watch Saddam Hussein get no offense in on America (OR Canada!!) before quickly losing. It all ends with a main event PPV gig opposite Hulk Hogan. Also you get to wear incredible boots. It's one of wrestling's greatest gigs ever and should be celebrated as such. How many wrestlers get the chance to work in front of 20,000 people in a main event, ever, in their careers, let alone in their 50s? I wonder what his Summerslam paycheck looked like compared to Virgil's. 



Rick Martel vs. Jake Roberts

MD: Martel on the mic with just a few words about how everyone was jealous to ensure he wouldn't get any Canadian cheers. Jake had the blue and gold cobra crotch tights. Important everyone knows that. 

Very fun early. Martel ambushed but crashed into the post on a shoulder block attempt. Jake started on the arm, including lifting him up and holding him there for a second, and punches. Best part was when he faked high, causing Martel to duck, and then kneeled down to punch the model in the face. Big sell of the nose. Big pop. Jake really bathed in the DDT chants too, milking them.

Martel's control, after using the ref as a stalking horse, wasn't as interesting, but he had some good cut offs at least. Jake ended up trapped in the ropes as Martel went for Arrogance, but he got out while the ref was fighting with him and hit the DDT. He took forever, absolutely forever, to creep over and pin him. 

ER: It was truly stunning to watch how long Jake took to pin Martel after the DDT. They were both down so long that the ref started counting both down. I have no idea why Jake was down so long. He set up the DDT with a long stretch of being stuck in the ropes just like Andre, doing great physical work of stretching out his body as he tried to pull both arms out of the ropes. His physical work was so good, his selling for Martel so emotive, and his post DDT crawl was the slowest thing you have ever seen. 



Undertaker vs. Tugboat

MD: I don't have a lot to say about this but it's a great example of how the initial heel run Undertaker had total commitment to his character. He moved like a lurching zombie, ever creeping forward. It was a great act and has been rarely emulated. You could push him back but he'd keep coming in a way that was sort of unnerving. When they shoot to the audience for Superstars/Challenge matches and show scared kids, they were scared for a reason. And then, when least expected, like in the finish here, he'd do something extra quick or agile and it'd go from creeping doom to jump scare. Here it was vaulting over the top rope so he could climb up, take a few steps and hit an elbow drop to beat Tugboat. 

ER: Marvel at the front row of Very Canadian Men who all seemed amused/confused by the Undertaker. None of them understood what it was they were supposed to be seeing and silently stared accordingly. Imagine if zombie heel Undertaker actually worked like a heavyweight and hit like he was a big man. He could have been one of the scariest heels of all time. By the time he learned how to strike 15 years later he was incapable of ever being a heel. He had a kick to the ribs that was so light he may have confused people into thinking he was portraying a ghost who is incapable of making physical contact with our realm. His backward leap into the ringpost is a cool bump in theory but he doesn't know how to give it weight or impact. Tugboat is the one of the two who felt like a guy with potential. His powerslam has rotation that makes it feel big but a controlled landing that safely drops a 300 pound zombie. When Tugboat hit and then missed his leaping avalanche I was thinking how much more agile he was than Taker, but just then Taker leapt over the top rope to the apron and got to the top rope so fast that it was like I was watching a wrestler I'd never seen before. Taker's rope walk elbowdrop finisher was a cool piece of his arsenal that felt like a dead man falling off a roof. 



Brooklyn Brawler vs. Virgil

MD: One thing I appreciate about the Brawler's act is that they let him come out with Yankees gear. My guess is that if he came around today, he'd have Brawler written on his shirt instead. 

He did a good job of showing fear of Virgil early, which only helped him be over with the crowd. They had a nice bit of rope running with multiple leapfrogs too. In general, this went longer than it should have. Virgil took some big bumps including one through the ropes to the floor, but I do think this was set up to give him some ring time selling. The match was sacrificed to prep him for future matches which makes total sense. He won it with a power slam which is not a move you usually associate with him. 

ER: This era of Virgil's work was so weird. This match was smack dab between his babyface turn on Dibiase at the Rumble, and their big WrestleMania match next month. It is the only match Virgil worked in February. No matter your thoughts on Virgil's in ring, it is undeniable how well his babyface turn got over. Listen to the response he gets from the people of Ontario! This is a man they are rooting for! He hasn't wrestled as much as you might think for being on WWF TV for so many years, but he wrestles like a guy who is barely trained while also wrestling like a trained wrestler who is wrestling as an untrained wrestler. You see glimpses of a man who can't run the ropes, who throws clotheslines like he's only seen them portrayed in children's drawings, but also see a man who throws himself into big babyface bumps and knows how to use them to draw sympathy. His bump flying through the ropes with nothing slowing him down, back bump past the mats and onto the London Gardens floorboards, was the best bump on the show and kept his reaction peak. But he also took a "hard way" bump back into the ring that I thought was among the best of its kind. His powerslam looked terrible. 

Brawler is a worker I like more whenever I rewatch him. Any era. Virgil gets a great reaction for a bizarrely scarce post-turn match, but Brawler is great at keeping them interested in Virgil all match. What's the best Lombardi match? Is there a consensus? I think Tom once sold me on an Abe Knuckleball Schwartz/123 Kid match.  I don't think this one would be in the discussion for Best Lombardi match but it's a great showing and a professional handling of the green veteran Virgil. 


Hart Foundation vs. Power & Glory

MD: These two teams were very well matched. Bret started with Roma, lots of rope running ending with him catching him on a leapfrog and then hitting the inverted atomic drop/clothesline combo. Herc outpowered him but didn't outpower Anvil. He did catch Bret off the ropes and took over accordingly. They worked over Bret's back including some nice Roma backbreakers. We rarely get close up footage without commentary like this and you could hear how vocal Herc and Roma were in rooting for one another. To set up the hot tag, Bret climbed across the mat on his back using the ropes. Great stuff. Finish had Roma cut off the Hart Attack and Neidhart cut off the Powerplex and then everything spill out to the floor for a double countout. Post-match Harts ran P&G off but it mostly set up a second encounter. 

ER: This should have been better but there was a really great Bret/Roma match in the middle of a good enough tag match with a bad finish. I don't know if I've watched the Bret/Roma singles matches but now I'm going to, but if there are Hercules/Anvil matches I can probably skip them. This was two FTR teams that are better than FTR working a so so FTR match. I wonder what Bret's thoughts were about he and Anvil working over Herc's shoulder only for it to build to a Hercules gorilla press slam? That's the kind of backwards set up that Bret never wants to take part in, while feeling like a sequence Bret was mapping out. Bret matches don't build to the heel press slamming the babyface after getting his shoulder pummeled. 

Is P&G the best era of Paul Roma? Has to be. It's crazy they kept trying to make him a babyface. He looks so untrustworthy. He'd assault your girlfriend at a party while you were in the bathroom. Power & Glory Roma was fully in his element. The Bret/Roma stuff works so well because he's essentially working a heel Bret style, if Bret were a greasy forcible sexual assaulter. The snap was the same, the heel bumping was the yin to Bret's baby bumping yang. He's a great punch taker, a truly hateable piece of scum like Tully Blanchard who moves similar to Tully as well. I loved the work from everyone when Roma ad Hercules were tying Bret up in a bearhug; Bret's selling was compelling, Roma's bearhug was even better than Hercules', and Roma worked a false tag far better than you'd ever think from someone who teamed with Jim Powers. I don't remember the last time I saw a team work a modern false tag spot without also doing it with a I'm A Heel wink. Roma wasn't out for glory, he had business to take care of. 

The finish stunk, but there was a tremendous reveal while setting up the late match Hart Attack: The way it was filmed, you couldn't see where Roma was. He got knocked off the apron into the guardrail but his location couldn't be seen. As Bret started his run into the opposite ropes, he was expertly kept off camera to preserve the mystery behind whether Bret would hit it or whether Roma would make it back in time to grab his ankle. It was the latter, but until Bret went down it looked like he was gearing up to take Hercules' head off. 


Sgt. Slaughter vs. Ultimate Warrior

MD: I know we already had one or two of these Sarge w/Sherri matches but I haven't seen them for a bit so I couldn't tell you how similar this was. All I generally remember is Sarge bumping all over the place and Sherri dying at the end. This starts with her doing a saluting ceremony with Sarge on the floor after Warrior runs in, including putting the title up to her waist to taunt him, and it's good stuff. Warrior gets Sarge's helmet and goes nuts with it which is also good stuff. 

Warrior chases Sherri around including the usual 1991 high culture bits of them coming out from under the ring with him having undressed her. That lets Sarge take over though and there's a pretty long heat which is well done. Sherri works her ass off helping and cheering on Sarge, especially in a never-ending Camel Clutch. That's going to end with him shrugging Sarge off of course. What's surprising is that the cut off has Sarge getting his knees up. They really make Warrior work for the comeback, which makes it all the more frustrating when he shoves the ref for basically no reason once he does come back. Post-match, he continues to cause havoc including the press slam on Sherri. It's impressive how much they got out of this honestly. 

ER: Sherri was looking THIS hot on Canadian house shows!? That's the major takeaway from this match, which was such a "should have been better" match that I feel I was too quick to give Hart Foundation/Power & Glory that title. Sarge looked more washed than I remember - great bumps still, including his classic over the ringpost that I love so much - with sludgy offense where he looked afraid to fall over too fast. His stomps and some of his other offense looked like he was working a kid with progeria, not as gassed up freak sporting his dumbest haircut in a lifetime of dumb haircuts. Warrior comes as close as humanly possible to hitting a 50 yard head of steam Pounce on a ringside cameraman who sprinted out in front of him like a wild rabbit. Warrior was only going to do so much to avoid him and this guy came about 3 inches from being driven brutally into the guardrail. It would have been the highlight of this event. The Canadian crowd clearly had no idea how they were expected to react to Warrior assaulting Sherri both physically and sexually, but they rightly sat in uncomfortable silence while he hit his hardest offense of the match on her, dropping her from his gorilla press with a real flop, then actually stepping on her as he exited the ring. I wonder how many in attendance had actually seen a woman this hot before. A satin pink teddy with black thigh highs? Girl, Detroit is thataway. 


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Friday, October 24, 2025

Found Footage Friday: CROCKETT CUP 87 NIGHT 1~!


Crockett Cup 87 Night 1 JCP 4/10/87


ROUND 1

Bobby Jaggers/Rocky King vs. Thunderfoot I/Thunderfoot II

MD: It immediately bugs me why Dutch Mantell isn't with Jaggers. I know, I know, but the last match on Cagematch for Dutch before 4/10/87? End of March with Jaggers against the Thunderfeet! But he was wrestling Adrian Street for Continental on this date for some reason. So we get Jaggers and King. The winners here would face the top seed Raging and Ravishing in the second round. Thunderfeet are Ligon and Deaton, and Deaton and Jaggers probably would have been a good team. They're fine. This is fine. Jaggers has a nice double clothesline comeback. That was the best part of this past one Thunderfoot bump. 1987 Baltimore fans didn't seem to like King much. Probably best not to dig too deep there. Finish was a whole lot of nothing with King putting his head down not once but twice and getting caught both times, but with all the matches they had, they had to save some finishes.

ER: 1987 was crazy, man. This show drew over 13,000 people and you have Joel Deaton in a mask looking like a Mama's Family tag team that is wrestling Mama for some reason. Bobby Jaggers was really great in this. His offense hit really hard and his worked stuff had excellent execution. His Hitman elbow is really clean and he throws the non-Deaton Thunderfoot up into a really high back body drop. Jaggers was a really great seller too, took offense in an athletic way that belied his body. He looked like smaller Dusty Rhodes and honestly I might be a believer in the real Small Dusty potential of Jaggers. We need a Jaggers deep dive evaluation. Man Baltimore really got on Rocky King for a crossed up spot. People were actually saying Boo. 


Bill Dundee/Barbarian vs. Tim Horner/Mike Rotundo

MD: Yes, Capetta called him Rotundo. Tony called him Rotunda. If I have my timelines right, Horner was in between the short run with Ole earlier in the year and Lightning Express being the UWF tag champs a bit after this. He matched up really well with Dundee, who, to his credit, was very good in this player/coach role, telling Barbarian where to toss people and what not. This probably had a little too much Rotunda. If Horner was face-in-peril instead I probably would have gone for it more. Rotunda just doesn't inspire the same sort of sympathy. Dude just kind of sweats his way through his selling. Horner and Dundee did a great job keeping the fans into it on the apron though and Barb really did look like a force.

ER: How perfect does Barbarian looked? Could you imagine what a shame it would have been if this man never found pro wrestling? I can't even picture what it would be like walking through life in 1987. What a life. It's funny watching a specimen like that work Tim Horner and Mike Rotunda as almost equals instead of a guy ripping their intestines out and eating their face off their skull. Bill Dundee was excellent in this. Mid-South undersized heel Dundee is the peak of the Dean Malenko kind of fast moving juniors base who can move quickly and smoothly through chained exchanges. Dundee has his Lawler level execution of bumping, two of the greatest ever at putting over offense through controlled movement. He's the kind of guy you want to see doing things at every moment of the match. I thought it was actually more interesting that they tweaked the formula and had Rotunda as the FIP while Horner handled the hot tag. Rotunda as a face in peril might be the most interesting match structure of his career, forcing emotion out of him. He is more interesting being controlled than in control. Horner is really fun in the hot tag role and it's something you never see in this formula: the smallest looking guy in a match with Bill Dundee as the guy set on fire. I thought it worked best as the least traditional version of this match and 


Shaska Whatley/Teijo Khan vs. Jimmy Valiant/Lazer Tron

MD: This was a blast for the few minutes it lasted. So much of that was on the contrast between Valiant and Hector and how much Whatley committed to all the stooge spots. They'd run them bang bang bang in quick succession and it was pretty delightful. Valiant would draw his ire and he'd just run crashing into the corner and then they'd feed into heel miscommunication and double atomic drops and what not. They did a little bit of heat on Valiant and then a finishing sequence where the ref missed a pin after a pretty slick roll dodge/move off the ropes by Lasertron. When he looked back, Lasertron dumped Whatley over the top inadvertently to draw the DQ. Again they need lots of finishes for this thing. It's a shame we won't see more of that pairing here though.

ER: Sure sounds like the Baltimore crowd is chanting Shoeshine Boy at Whatley. It's crazy that Teijo Khan went on an All Japan tour. How'd that even go. I want a documentary on this guy spending a couple weeks in Japan doing Asian Face the entire time. Great Shaska Whatley heel comedy bump match. He looks like Johnathan Gresham's dad and takes these big empty pool senton bumps for everything, it's great. He throws these comically wide missed strikes to set up his bumps. He worked like Exotico Bad News Brown and it ruled. Whatley is a super over babyface in new to us 1983 Omni footage, and here the fans hate him more as a heel than they love Jimmy Valiant as a face. Lazer Tron stumbles on the Solar rope flip entrance. That's something Hector weirdly got better at doing the older he got. It's like some old man Mexican lucha power. Hector needed some years behind him before it could work. Needed another decade. Hector's at age 43 looked as great as Solar doing it at 53. 


Jimmy Garvin/Ron Garvin vs. Ricky Lee Jones/Italian Stallion

MD: Nothing here. Jones was Ricky Gibson actually, so that's interesting, but past some mat wrestling with Ron Garvin, he didn't get to do much. This was face vs face and while the fans were happy to see the Garvins and very eager to see them get the Midnights in Round 2 stemming from the fire angle that turned Jimmy face, this was sportsmanlike and quick. Jimmy won with a sunset flip out of nowhere. It's a shame that they couldn't have done RnR vs Ricky Gibson somehow but I think Morton was out with an eye injury. They could have even teamed Ricky Gibson with Robert and that would have been cool for one night too but alas, no.

Denny Brown/Todd Champion vs. The Mulkeys

MD: Big Mulkey chants. They were super over. Unfortunately, the bracketing meant they couldn't win here because the winners would face Baba/Takagi and they couldn't have Baba booed. They set this up so well on TV too by building up a fake team called the Gladiators for a couple of weeks and then doing a match vs the Mulkeys to see who would get in only for the Mulkeys to score the huge upset. They could have set up the brackets so a heel team could have faced them in round two though. Ah well. The fans popped for every bit of Mulkey offense (Which was basically a double back body drop and vertical suplex) but Brown hits a huge back body drop of his own and an Oklahoma Roll for the win. (again Ah well. I can't believe I'm complaining so much about 1987 Crockett booking here. I am enjoying this, honest!)

Nelson Royal/Mike Graham vs. Steve Keirn/George South

MD: Another baffling one was Keirn and Graham had teamed in the 70s and would team again in 87 Florida. This was actually a great performance by Royal and to a lesser degree Keirn. Royal was working South pretty even to start and the fans wanted nothing to do with it, chanting boring, so he decided to take it a different direction and work with a huge chip on his shoulder towards Keirn. Some very clever stuff and when they did pair off it was some great wrestling. Two problems: 1) I'm not sure South and Graham were on board, so it felt like a parejas increibles match or something with a heel and a face on both sides and 2) the match was booked to go to a draw. The crowd cheered the time call and cheered even more the draw since it meant both teams wouldn't be moving on. Not a good sign. Keirn did something awesome towards the end, tossing Graham over the top rope as the ref was distracted (should have drawn a DQ) and then dropping to the mat. Fun stuff, but it didn't amount to anything. This made me want to see a Royal vs Keirn match though.

Ivan Koloff/Vladimir Petrov vs. Bob & Brad Armstrong

MD: We only had a couple of minutes of this before. Now we have the full thing. Not a ton to say about it overall though. Pietrov pretty convincingly handles Bob (who honestly makes him look great) until Brad gets the hot tag and comes in hot. The Russians try to use the chain and get caught. Pretty simple and straightforward but effective nonetheless. It's interesting to lose some of the "real" teams in round 1 like this. Ivan and Vlad were seeded actually, with the Mod Squad who were the only seeded teams having to wrestle in Round 1.

Mod Squad vs. Baron Von Raschke/Wahoo McDaniel

MD: Speaking of the Mod Squad, they had Dundee with them and they were the Florida Tag Champs, thus the seeding. Fun to watch Wahoo chop Dundee and then the two of them early on. They double teamed him though and he worked from underneath for a few minutes. Baron came in hot, which is a pretty funny image and the fans went nuts for the goosestepping/claw. Wahoo flew across the ring with a chop too but that drew the ref which allowed Dundee to slip in some knucks which meant the Florida tag champs moved on to the second round. Guess you had to protect them since they'd be an act moving forward?


ROUND 2


Manny Fernandez/Rick Rude vs. Thunderfoot I/Thunderfoot II

MD: Now this is an interesting match up because it's heel vs heel and neither side is redeemable at all. Jones went on the mic at the start to remind everyone that Raging 'n' Ravishing were the #1 seed. Midway through Thunderfoot #1 actually mouthed off to Jones while he had Manny in a headlock. He almost immediately got tossed off and thrashed of course. Eventually he made the tag and it looked like they were going to take over on Manny but Rude rushed right in, heel that he was, and broke it up. That led to a pretty quick DDT and the pin. Post match they stomped on The Thunderfeet for their audacity. 

Bill Dundee/Barbarian vs. Dusty Rhodes/Nikita Koloff

MD: Another interesting one since this is the first match up between Dusty and Dundee to make tape (there was the ill fated 87 Memphis show where Dundee beat Dusty to be the "King of Memphis" but we don't have that). And it went about as you'd expect. Dusty caught Dundee's foot, elbowed him the skull; Dundee went head over heels and then out to the floor, where he immediately got scared by Nikita. Then he ran right in and tried to box Dusty which went about as well for him as you'd think. Fun stuff. The fans had wanted Nikita vs Barbarian from the get go, so they did that next, only for Dundee to cheat their way on top by choking Nikita (who had the neck brace) with the tag rope. Eventually Dundee tried to punch Nikita which led to a posing comeback, Barbarian cutting it off, Dusty coming in, and Nikita hitting both of his opponents with the sickle. Since they knew this was going short, they made the most of this.

Road Warriors vs. Teijho Khan/Shaska Whatley

MD: If anything (because of the tournament setting), Animal probably gave them too much. The fans were up for the hot tag to Hawk, but they would have been up for it even sooner. They had tried to ambush the Warriors to start but it got turned around immediately, with Hawk hitting an over the shoulder backbreaker into a power bomb of sorts and then Animal press slamming Khan, no small feat. There was a great moment where Khan and Whatley were pounding on Animal in the corner and he just shrugged them off to a huge pop (that's where the tag should have been probably?) but they kept on him until Hawk could get in and hit a quick power slam for the win. 

Midnight Express vs. Ron Garvin/Jimmy Garvin

MD: This we had from a single cam, maybe even a handheld, but here's the pro shot version. It's really a cliff notes version of the match they'd likely had around the horn since this is the biggest single feud being captured by the tournament. The pre-match is chaos with Precious chasing Cornette around and it all comes off great. Jimmy Garvin may have felt miscast as a babyface here, but he'd spent a chunk of time in Florida that way before getting the Gorgeous character and he got to show off his dropkick here, for instance. They get in and out of all of this quickly, Midnights taking over, laying it in and making the most of a few minutes, and then crashing into each other to set up the hot tag, Ron Garvin punching away, and Eaton almost sailing over the top on one before rolling to the floor. Ron almost got the pile driver on the floor, but Cornette really audibly cracked him with the racket when the ref wasn't looking. Midnights beat the count and Garvins don't and they move on to get future comeuppance, both in rematches and in the matches to come. Nice, compact piece of business here.

Giant Baba/Isao Takagi vs. Denny Brown/Todd Champion

MD: I'll be honest. You spend the whole match kind of sad it's not the Mulkeys vs. Baba and Takagi, with the latter playing heels. Instead they're amiable babyfaces and whenever Brown or Champion try anything, it doesn't go well for them. Lots of head chops. I like how Baba squares up before the Russian Leg Sweep because you just don't get that camera angle on it often. Takagi had his big corner charge and Brown sort of collapsed well out of the corner for it. This was sort of a lost opportunity relative to a more interesting set of opponents for them though. Imagine Dundee stooging for Baba for instance. 

Bob & Brad Armstrong vs. Kevin Sullivan/Arn Anderson

MD: Sullivan was in there as Ole had left the Horsemen. He was a fairly unique ringer for them given he hadn't been in JCP much at all in the prior years, but everyone knew him from magazines. I'd watched the TV leading up to this a year or two ago and this team was the most interesting to me. And they did ok. Early on Arn got outwrestled by Brad and Bob outpunched both of them, including fighting out of the corner and posing with a kung fu type deal that was pretty iconic. They took over on him by grabbing the leg off the ropes and did ok for a couple of minutes before Bob turned a double team around (literally, shifting Sullivan into Arn's outstretched knee in a pretty slick move). In the chaos that followed Brad got a sunset flip for the win. It was treated as an upset but one team was more used to working with each other than the other.

Lex Luger/Tully Blanchard vs. The Mod Squad

MD: Another interesting one on paper since it's heel/heel. Worth noting that it's not Tully and Arn. That really was a short lived team. This ended up being one of the highlights of night 1. Both teams cheated. The Mod Squad cheated better, taking advantage of some distractions by JJ where Dundee was able to coach them up. That's not to say the fans went for the Horsemen though. It was heel vs heel tournament action. Finish had everything break down. Tully got his feet up on a corner charge and hit a second rope elbow drop as JJ belted Dundee to prevent him from interfering (we had this hh before but we totally missed JJ belting Dundee). Unique stuff.

Big Bubba vs. Ole Anderson (Cage)

MD: This was out there but it's well worth watching. It's crazy to think how Bubba was used in 87 and 88, even 89, so early into his career. He was main eventing Bunkhouse Stampede finals with Dusty around the horn at the start of the year, moved right into the Ole feud, then became UWF champ. He moved over to WWF and had the run with Hogan and even a run in top positions on house shows against Demolition in 89. Then he'd be the #3 babyface in the company in early 91.This was mostly about Ole though. Amazing fire from someone who had seen so many babyfaces fire up against him. Just the way he spun around at the beginning. You'd never expect it out of him but you also weren't surprised to see he could manage it. Of course he could. This was just a slugfest but that was exactly what you wanted to be. Ole, when he fired back, did so with these great double sledges and everything built to Bubba missing the huge splash and Ole hitting a massive, belt assisted pile driver and then beating the ten count to win. It went just over 10 minutes and it was perfect at that length.



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Thursday, November 07, 2024

El Deporte de las Mil Emociones: Christmas Revenge

Week 39: Christmas Revenge

EB: We’re nearing the end of our runthrough of 1990 and we have hit another stretch where results and footage are a bit scarce. What we do have is concentrated more in the latter half of December, so before talking about the final weeks of the year let’s take a moment to review where things stand as December begins.

The Texas Hangmen have had a series of matches vs La Pareja Increible of Carlos Colon and TNT. As we enter December, Carlos is going to shift away from battling the Hangmen, as his responsibilities as Universal champion come calling. He is set to defend the Universal title on December 15 against a new challenger, one that has not really had a run before in CSP. Direct from the World Wrestling Federation, it is Greg Valentine (back to his signature blonde look after  the end of Rhythm n’ Blues). 

TNT is still in the fight against the World tag team champions the Texas Hangmen, but he needs a tag partner with Colon otherwise engaged. It just so happens that Invader #1 has made a recovery from the hanging the Texas Hangmen gave him in mid October, and he has been cleared to return to active wrestling duty. Invader wants to get revenge on the Texas Hangmen and that chance will happen on December 15, as he will team with TNT.

The feud between the Super Medicos and Eric Embry & Rick Valentine has been going on for almost three months. As we get into December, the two teams had an apuestas elimination match where the last person eliminated would lose either their mask or their hair. The two teams continued their rivalry over the Caribbean tag titles, including a time limit draw that resulted in a no time limit rematch happening on December 15. A key part of this feud has been the involvement of Monster Ripper and Sasha, and both ladies are still actively involved. Ripper is scheduled to defend the Women’s World title against Sasha on December 15.

As for the remaining titles, Huracan Castillo Jr. remains as the World Junior champion after defeating Billy Joe Travis in their feud, while Kim Duk has been able to hold onto the Caribbean title for the past few months. However, Duk has a title defense scheduled for December 15 against El Bronco #1, a wrestler who in his short time in CSP has become a fan favorite. Speaking of fan favorites, Giant Warrior makes his return to CSP after being on a month long Japan tour.. He is set for action on December 15 against another World Wrestling Federation wrestler in The Barbarian.

So with this summary, it is time to look at the last couple of weeks in1990. We have a mix of results and matches from December 15, clips from the December 22 episode of Superestrellas and also some matches from the December 25 Christmas Day show that ended the year. Let’s begin with a match from the big December 15 card, as Giant Warrior makes his return and faces The Barbarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnFyCJr1qmI

This match is from a video release about a year or so after the match took place, so again the commentary is after the fact . This is Giant Warrior’s first big match since returning from Japan and this is also a return for The Barbarian, who had previously been in CSP in 1984 (Barbarian actually faced Invader #1 at that year’s Aniversario show). The video begins with El Profe leading Barbarian to the ring, Giant Warrior already having made his entrance. It is a battle of big men here in CSP. The Barbarian takes his time getting his ring entrance attire off and finally the bell rings. A lockup leads to Warrior backing Barbarian into a corner, and on the break they start shoving each other. Warrior pumps up the crowd while Barbarian resets for another lockup. Warrior gets a side headlock that leads to Barbarian sending Warrior into the ropes. Barbarian puts his head down too early and gets kicked in the face by Warrior. The third lockup leads to Barbarian gaining control with several arm wringers. Barbarian works the arm, but Giant Warrior is able to counter with an arm wringer of his own and starts working over Barbarian’s arm. The match continues with Warrior in control until an eyerake from Barbarian leads to Warrior being tossed outside. Barbarian follows and both men fight on the field. Warrior gets the better of Barbarian and once back in the ring, Warrior works over Barbarian’s arm once more. 

A pin attempt by Warrior after an atomic drop and a clothesline only gets two. From there, Barbarian is able to find an opening and takes over the match, working Warrior over with several blows and a rear chinlock. Warrior starts fading and the ref does the arm lift check. Warrior is able to keep his arms up on the third check and starts getting fired up. Warrior fights out of the chinlock but a knee to the stomach from Barbarian stops any further comeback. Barbarian hits several punches, and when the ref gets Barbarian to back off, El Profe takes advantage and gets a hit on Giant Warrior. A series of headbutts from Barbarian leads to a pinfall attempt, but Warrior breaks it by getting his leg on the middle rope.  Barbarian gets a slam to set up an elbow drop from the turnbuckle, but he takes too long and Warrior rolls out of the way. Warrior goes on the attack, making an unsuccessful pin attempt after a clothesline in the corner. A back elbow gets two, and it seems that momentum is favoring Giant Warrior. A slam and a legdrop only get two. Warrior signals for the big boot but Kim Duk runs out from the dugout upon seeing this. Warrior gets distracted by Kim Duk (who has gotten on the ring apron). With Warrior and the ref distracted by Kim Duk, Barbarian takes off his boot and clocks Warrior from behind with it. Barbarian makes the cover (while slyly tossing the boot out of the ring to Kim Duk) and the ref makes the three count. The Barbarian has defeated  Giant Warrior thanks to Kim Duk’s help. Not the successful return Warrior was likely hoping for. The rudos celebrate the win on their way back to the dugout. 

MD: This got a lot of time (12 minute video) but was overall good. Warrior seems well trained, right? He’s a little bit gangly and awkward but can still hit things clean enough. He can move around in there. He really tries to engage and work the crowd. I think he lacks some natural charisma but he’s doing the right things generally. Barbarian looked good here. He came out in his WWF 1990 garb with the antlers and everything. Just like Warrior can punch down, he was able to punch up here and his shots looked good. They built to a lengthy chinlock but it’s not like Barbarian wasn’t straining and working it. Big transition was Barbarian missing a rope walk elbow drop. Warrior was loading up the boot when Kim Duk came in and interfered, allowing Barbarian to get a cheapshot with his own boot used as a weapon for the win. I’m up for more Barbarian but against some of the other babyfaces. Amusingly, they mentioned a bunch of other giants on commentary including Baba, Andre, and El Gigante of Argentina.

EB: We have a title change happening at Bayamon on December 15, with El Bronco #1 defeating Kim Duk to become the new Caribbean champion. It’s quite the accomplishment for someone who has not been in the territory long, and it’ll be interesting to see where El Bronco goes from here. We do not have footage of the match but to celebrate Bronco’s victory, we do have a music video. The video features clips from Bronco’s initial intro vignette where he arrives in Puerto Rico, highlights from matches against Rick Valentine, El Exotico, El Condor and Grizzly Boone, and of course dancing with Amarilis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Naop1qYpc

MD: It’s a good act, right? Dancing neighbor. Black and red mask. Dancing valet. Latin American NWA champion. The drop down DDT. The Mongolian type chops. I don’t know about the dance itself, but it does seem like the sort of thing that would get over. I’m not sure I have a great sense of who he is from this, but I do have a good sense of what he is, and it makes for a solid mid-card act.

EB: One of the big matches for the December 15 card is the tag match featuring Invader #1’s return. We have the full match video, once again from the raw house show footage so there’s no commentary (but you’ll get to hear the crowd loud and clear).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49ewXyjj7c

We have Invader and TNT waiting in the ring as the Texas Hangmen are on their way out. Psycho and Killer stop at a distance, so they can remove their bullropes and World tag title belts. They are both wearing studded leather masks for their entrance which they remove as well. Eliud Gonzlez makes the ring introductions (with the crowd heavily cheering both TNT and Invader). The tecnicos rush to meet the Hangmen just as they are getting into the ring and the action is underway. TNT fights one of the Hangmen in the ring, while Invader tosses the other one outside. Judging by the hair sticking out from the mask, I’d say Killer is outside with Invader and Psycho is in the ring with TNT. For the next four minutes, the tecnicos run over both Hangmen. Invader attacks Killer around the ballfield, smashing him into the announcer’s table, the playing field, into the ringpost and near the crowd. TNT is doing the same to Psycho in the ring, at one point using his karate belt to choke Psycho. The crowd is electric for all of this, cheering on the tecnicos as they run over the Hangmen. TNT and Psycho also head outside of the ring and they continue fighting on the field. Invader once again rams Killer into the small ringside table and then picks it up to hit Killer over the head. Psycho tries to head over to help his partner, but TNT grabs him from behind. TNT holds Psycho so Invader can get some hits in. Finally, all four men get in the ring, but the tecnicos continue with the advantage. What appears to be a smoke bomb goes off at ringside and TNT exits the ring, leaving Invader and Killer. Invader presses the attack, hitting a Garvin stomp on Killer. TNT is tagged in and handles both Hangmen with kicks. 

The tecnicos continue in control until about the 8 minute mark, where the Hangmen are able to stop TNT and turn the tide in their favor. The Hangmen control the next part of the match with their usual assortment of double teaming behind the ref’s back. TNT (who it looks has started to bleed) is thrown to the outside, but Invader rushes over to prevent any further attack (including hitting a foul kick on one of the Hangmen). Invader helps TNT into the ring near the tecnico corner, but Psycho quickly grabs TNT and puts him in an armbar. TNT is able to briefly fight out of the hold with several blows, but Killer runs in from behind to knock TNT down. Psycho again puts TNT in an armbar as the crowd tries to cheer TNT on. Psycho attempts a pin after a clothesline but Invader makes the save. The Hangmen work TNT over in their corner and Killer is tagged back in. The Hangmen continue in control until TNT and Psycho collide, and then Psycho misses a follow up splash. Both men tag their partners and Invader cleans house for a bit on both Hangmen. TNT recovers and gets back in the ring. All four men are in the ring, with the tecnicos taking control and ramming the Hangmen into each other. TNT and  Psycho go to the outside, leaving Invader with Killer in the ring. 

Invader has Killer against the ropes and sets up for a heart punch, but is grabbed by the referee since Killer is tied up in the ropes. Invader, thinking it was Psycho, turns around and fires off the heart punch on El Vikingo (who goes flying through the ropes to the outside). With the referee out, Killer knocks Invader down and goes for one of the bullropes. TNT stops Killer from attacking Invader and Invader ends up with the bullrope after a quick tug of war. However, Psycho rushes in and knocks Invader down. He attempts another hanging but can’t hold Invader high enough because there is only one person doing the hanging. Profe comes in to help and Invader takes advantage by kicking Profe away, using the momentum to flip over and out of the hanging. Invader sends Psycho out of the ring and is able to grab Profe. Invader sets up Profe and is able to hang him for a few moments before the Hangmen break it up. The Hangmen again try to hang Invader but TNT stops them, with Invader grabbing the bullrrope again. The tecnicos fight off the Hangmen and chase them all the way to the dugout. Invader and TNT stand tall and walk along the field to the cheers of the crowd, with Invader ringing the cowbell in response. There is no winner and you can bet Invader still wants payback.

MD: You know you’re going to get something good when you hear the buzz of the crowd for Invader and TNT being announced. This is a little wild considering how deep into a blood feud TNT and Invader were not long before. The Hangmen come out with spikey Demolition style masks. Once the bell rings however, Invader gets right to it brawling around the stadium with a Hangman, slamming his head repeatedly into a convenient desk that’s been conveniently placed there. TNT holds down the other in the ring to give Invader a spotlight to shine upon his return but eventually gets into the walking and brawling act as well.

When they hit the ring, TNT and Invader got to beat them all over the place for a bit. Probably what made them viable as a main event act in Puerto Rico (on top of the big heatseeking angles) was that they were very much willing to stooge and flail about and weren’t just monsters. The numbers game won out however and they started a lengthy bit of heat on TNT, including choking him with the rope behind the ref’s back once or twice. Invader made it in finally and the place came unglued. 

He took out the ref but they still built to a big post-match moment of Invader holding up the rope, the Hangmen getting it back and trying to choke him, and Invader flipping backwards onto his feet. He got the rope and hung a writhing, spasming Profe for a bit before the Hangmen saved him. After that TNT recovered and saved Invader and they chased the Hangmen off. Great little bit of booking which gave the fans plenty memorable and meaningful even with a non-finish, leaving much more on the bone.

EB: We finish off our look at the December 15 card by noting the other title changes that occurred that night. Sasha was able to win back the Women’s World title from Monster Ripper, but her allies the Super Medicos were not as fortunate. They lost the Caribbean tag titles to Eric Embry and Rick Valentine under unfortunate circumstances that we will discuss shortly. The Universal title was also defended by Carlos Colon against Greg Valentine, and after the match was over controversy reigned. Valentine had attempted a figure four with his reverse shin guard on, but Colon was able to kick Greg away. However, Valentine ended up colliding with the referee, knocking El Vikingo out of the ring. Colon was able to gain control of the match and put his figure four leglock on Valentine, but there was no ref in the ring. As Colon kept the hold applied, El Vikingo started to get up but was still a bit loopy outside of the ring. Meanwhile, El Profe ran into the ring and hit Colon with a loaded punch, causing the figure four to be broken. Valentine recovered and put on his figure four leglock. Colon struggled in the hold but El Vikingo was still trying to get back in the ring. Finally, referee Victor Quiñones arrived on the scene and, after a few moments, called for the bell indicating Colon had submitted. Valentine and Profe started celebrating with the Universal title but El Vikingo had finally made his way to the ring. Vikingo went over and pulled down Valentine’s arm. It turns out that Vikingo had seen El Profe’s interference and was disqualifying Valentine. The referees started talking the situation over and it was decided that the Universal title would be held up pending a review. 

We now go to the December 22 Superestrelals episode, where we have some clips that provide some direction on where things are going. There’s a big Christmas Day show on Tuesday and we have a few rematches set for that day. The big news (which we don’t have footage for) is that the Universal title will remain held up until December 25, where Carlos Colon and Greg Valentine will have a rematch to determine who the rightful champion is. As for the other matches, we’ll begin with Giant Warrior and his scheduled opponents for Christmas day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0uaYkyIcrA

This is Giant Warrior’s return to the TV tapings after his Japan tour (which Hugo mentions on commentary). As has been the case for the Giant Warrior singles matches we have seen so far from TV, it’s a handicap match. This time Warrior is matched up with El Condor and Johnny Ringo. The two rudos jump Warrior at the bell to try to get a quick advantage, but Warrior stops them with a double clothesline. El Condor rakes the eyes to again try to gain the advantage, but makes the mistake of trying to slam Warrior (which goes as well as you’d expect). Warrior counters with his own bodyslams on Condor and Ringo is tagged in for the rudos. Johnny tries a running shoulder block but ends up bouncing off Warrior on impact. Ringo attempts another shoulder block with the same result, and Warrior hits a high back body drop on Ringo. Condor comes in to help and Warrior just choke lifts and tosses Condor to the corner. Warrior continues in control (including turning Ringo up and over with a clothesline) before signaling for the big boot. Warrior gets the big boot (with Hugo commenting on the aspect of is he really or not really loading up the boot) and gets the three count on Ringo. An impressive TV return for Giant Warrior. 

As for Christmas Day, Warrior has got a rematch with the Barbarian but it will be a tag match. Joining Barbarian is Kim Duk (who interfered in the previous Giant Warrior vs Barbarian match). Joining Giant Warrior as his tag partner is a returning face for the big Christmas Day show, none other than Scott Hall. 

MD: Not much to say here, but Johnny Ringo looked great, both just bouncing off of Warrior with shoulder blocks, and with a nutty flip bump on a clothesline. I’m now of the opinion that Warrior was probably a boon to this specific territory at this specific time in this specific role even if it’s a little counter-intuitive. 

EB: As mentioned above, Sasha had regained the Women’s World title from Monster Ripper in the latest chapter of their ongoing rivalry. The Super Medicos had lost the Caribbean tag titles thanks to Eric Embry tossing fire into Super Medico #1’s face. Medico #1’s left eye has been hurt from the attack but he has demanded a match with the ring surrounded by fire in order to pay back Embry. It’s set to be a Caribbean tag title match as well ,but the new champions have lodged a protest over defending their titles against an unworthy team (in their eyes) and about being put into such a dangerous match. Let’s see what the WWC decides regarding this protest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKQA06Y12pk

Hugo starts the segment by saying that we are going to look at what happened last week in Bayamon, where Eric Embry and Rick Valentine regained the Caribbean tag titles and in the process, threw fire in the face of Super Medico #1. The clip from the no time limit match between the two teams is shown, and the Medicos are in control. Embry and Valentine are bleeding and you can also see that Valentine has a new haircut (so you can guess who was the last person eliminated in the mask vs hair match). Medico #1 crotches Embry on the top rope, while Medico #3 is attacking Valentine in the opposite corner. Medico #1 attempts a cover after a headbutt from the top, but  Valentien comes over to help his partner after having tossed Medico #3 to the outside. Embry rolls to the outside and as Medico #1 fights with Valentine, we see Monster Ripper come over to Embry and toss him some paraphernalia. Ripper gets on the apron but gets inadvertently hit by a Rick Valentine clothesline after Medico #1 ducked. We get a quick cut and we have Medico #3 punching Valentine in a corner, while Medico #1 is punching Ripper on the apron (it looks like he has had enough of Ripper’s interference these past few months). The ref is busy with Valentine and Medico #3, and as Medico #1 continues punching Ripper, Eric Embry pops back up and throws fire into Medico #1’s face. Embry quickly scrambles into the ring as Ripper rolls off the apron, and covers Medico #1. Embry gets the three count and he and Valentine have regained the Caribbean tag titles. Medico #1 is rolling around on the mat in clear distress as the match clip ends.

We go to an interview with the former Women’s champion Monster Ripper and the new Caribbean tag champions Eric Embry and Rick Valentine. It seems that a rematch is happening on Christmas Day, and it will be with the ring surrounded by fire. The champions had lodged a protest about the match, and it will now be non-title but the fire stipulation remains. Valentine mentions that Medico #1’s face lit up like a Christmas tree, but now they are being forced by the WWC to have this match. It won’t matter because they are going to light up the Medicos on Tuesday. Embry insists that the Medicos will not get another title shot because they do not deserve it, they’d have to earn one by winning a match against the champions. Again, they are being forced to wrestle in this match against their wishes. Embry promises to wipe all the grease off of the Medicos and burn them.

The Medicos respond, with Medico #3 angry and promising that they will pay back the rudos for what they did to Medico #1. Hugo makes note that Medico #1 still has a bandaged eye and asks him if the rudos did that to him illegally, is he worried about what they may do with the fire being legal. Medico #1 says that the way he is feeling, he is not afraid of anything. He will be ready for Tuesday, maybe his eye won’t be all the way healed but he certainly will be there. He was attacked with fire and that is why he wanted this fire match, because you fight fire with fire. When Embry comes face to face with him, Embry better be ready for the fight of his life, because as Embry tried to take Medico #1 out, Medico #1 is going to do his best to take Embry out for good. 

MD: We get a clip of the title change where Ripper passes Embry some fabric and he tosses a fireball at Medico 1 for the win. Now Valentine (who has shorter hair and a bandage on his forehead) and Embry won’t put the titles on the line until the Medicos beat them BUT are being forced by the WWC (mentioned by name) to have a fire match with the Medicos. We get their view and see that Medico #1 has a white eyepatch under his mask which is a pretty unique look. 

EB: The other big rematch scheduled for Christmas is Invader #1 and TNT tangling with the Texas Hangmen once more. Let’s watch some promos from both teams about the upcoming rematch. Since we’ve seen the full match, I’ll take this opportunity to highlight the narration Hugo provides for the clip of the match that begins the segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqGqORyEyw

Hugo (at 0:15): People, the moment has arrived where we will show you what occurred during Invader #1's return to wrestling at the Juan Ramon Loubriel in Bayamon, teaming up with TNT against the Texas Hangmen. Go ahead Mr. Director.

Tape rolls off the end of the match while Hugo narrates.

Hugo: Vengeance match as Invader returns to wrestling, with TNT fighting the Texas Hangmen. They have bloodied the Hangmen, their masks are somewhat torn. There has been fury from the Invader and TNT. And here it is! Look out, the Invader's preparing the heart punch! The referee tries to stop him, but there it is, El Vikingo just received the devastating heart punch! The Hangman takes advantage of the situation, he's grabbed the same rope they used to send him to the hospital. El Vikingo is on the floor! He's (the Hangman) running the ropes to deliver the blow, but TNT tripped him. Invader's trying to take the rope away and he's got it! Wow, he's got the rope. But El Profe's sending the other Hangman in and he's surprised Invader. He's got the rope back. TNT's fighting with the other Hangman outside of the ring and El Profe's yelling for them to hang Invader! TNT's tied up with the other Hangman and here it comes! He's doing it by himself. El Profe comes in to help, but Invader does a tremendous counter and now he's got the rope. The tecnicos are carrying El Vikingo off. Invader's setting up El Profe and, yes, he's hanging El Profe. This crowd is blowing the roof off. But here come the Hangmen to save El Profe. They keep attacking the Invader.

El Ptrofe (at 2:45): The day is almost here and what a sad Christmas it will be for Invader #1 and TNT.

The Hangmen speak as Psycho (thanks Profe for saying who is who here) promises that in two days it will be their Christmas because Invader and TNT are stepping into the war zone with the Hangmen. It will be a bad Christmas for the people of Puerto Rico, since the tecncios will spend Christmas night in the hospital. Killer promises that they will get their noose back and that the people of Puerto Rico will spend Christmas crying. 

Hugo (at 4:38): The Puerto Ricans have that bullrope and that bell. Invader #1 and TNT in a rematch this Tuesday in the Loubriel in Bayamon. What's going to happen Invader #1?

Invader: You know Savinovich, the Hangmen are worried about this bullrope because they know that this bullrope is very dangerous. With this bullrope is how they sent me to the hospital. And they know that with this bullrope we could do anything. But TNT and I only have one thing in mind, on December 25th, on a very special day like this, I would like to invite all of the people of Puerto Rico to be there that day. Because when that bell rings, TNT and I will have only one thing in our heads, and that is to try everything possible to hang one of them. It doesn't matter which of the two it is, and if it's possible El Profe too. Because he has laughed enough about this when I was in the hospital. Profe, let me tell you something, when the bell rings that day, you tell your Texas Hangmen that they better buckle their pants up tight, because we only have one thing in mind, and that is vengeance. And it doesn't matter what we have to do Savinovich, but we're going to do it.

Hugo: Wow! TNT?

TNT (at 5:50): You know Invader, as Carlos Colon and I did once already, we threw the rulebook in the garbage. And that's the same thing you and I have to do this Tuesday at the Loubriel in Bayamon, throw the rulebook in the trash. So Texas Hangmen, this next Tuesday, as Invader said, buckle up those pants real tight. Because with this bell and this rope, we are going to hang and we are going to do the impossible to run you out of Puerto Rico, Texas Hangmen...

Invader: That's exactly right TNT! That's what we are going to do!

TNT: So come Texas Hangmen because we're going to fight!

Hugo closes with ‘ Friends, the Puerto Ricans are ready! This Tuesday at the Loubriel. We continue with more of the best wrestling in the world.’

MD: They show the end of the last match with Invader getting Profe and escaping getting hung again, plus Invader and TNT getting the noose. Hangmen say it’s going to be a bad Christmas for the people of Puerto Rico because Invader and TNT will be in the hospital. TNT and Invader retort with their usual passion. Invader has the noose and TNT is in his full hooded entrance gear.

EB: To close out the clips from the December 22 Superestrellas episode, we have a match from August 25, which features the Giant Warrior’s debut in Puerto Rico against  Atkie Mulumba. After the match, there’s a brief clip of Hugo running down part of the Christmas show lineup.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzg2N8IumYg

We’re in Caguas for the debut of Giant Warrior. It's interesting to see him make his entrance through the crowd and step over the ringside barricade. The crowd seems to be very impressed with Warrior, who poses briefly for the crowd before heading towards the ring., Atkie Mulumba is already in the ring, waiting in a corner for Giant Warrior to enter. Warrior again plays to the crowd but gets jumped by Atkie as the bell rings. Both wrestlers exchange blows, with Warrior getting the better of Atkie after an elbow to the head. Atkie starts staggering and a few more blows knock him down. More overhand chops are exchanged and Mulumba takes Warrior over to the ropes to try to choke him. A head smash attempt by Atkie is blocked and Warrior counters with one of his own. Warrior plays to the crowd as he hits a few more turnbuckle smashes and then sends Atkie hard into a corner, where Atkie ends up smashing his head on the ringpost from the momentum. Mulumba takes control thanks to the use of his totem and works a nerve hold. The advantage does not last long as Warrior gets fired up, breaks the hold and eventually gets the big boot to get a clear win over Atkie Mulumba. Quite a debut match and it looks like Warrior is a hit with the local fans. 

We immediately go to  Hugo for the show closer, where he reminds fans to keep their eye on Channel 4 for more of the best wrestling in the world. every Saturday from 12pm to 1pm and every Sunday from 11:30am to 1pm. Hugo wishes all of the viewers a Merry Christmas and reminds them to be mindful during the holidays since there are a lot of kids out and about, to have fun but be very careful (I’m guessing this is either related to drinking too much and/or engaging in reckless use of firearms or fireworks). Hugo also invites the fans to a special activity the Invaders are having the next day in Humacao, a Christmas ‘merengazo’ (basically a concert / party) with several bands taking part, as well as several of the Invaders’ friends like Carlos Colon, the Super Medicos and Miguelito Perez. And the big event coming up Tuesday at 6pm,with tickets on sale at the stadium this Monday. We have a rematch between Carlos Colon (defending the colors of Puerto Rico and the WWC) and Greg Valentine for the held up Universal title, the rematch between Invader #1 and TNT vs the Texas Hangmen, the minis will be in action,  and the match between the Super Medicos and Eric Embry & Rick Valentine with the ring surrounded by fire. Be sure to tune in tomorrow.

MD: Definitive victory to put Warrior over. He was so tall that he could punch down onto the top of Mulumba’s head. Mulumba took over for a brief period with the staff/wand, and a nerve hold, but Warrior tried to get the crowd into it and worked from underneath to fire back. He hit the big boot for the win, remembering to hook the leg midway through. I don’t know if Mulumba was on the way out or what but this really put Warrior over.

EB: We finish our look at 1990 with some of the matches from that Christmas day show. First is a clip from the minis match featuring the teams of  Mascarita Sagrada & Aguilita Solitaria vs. Espectrito & Piratita Morgan 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bIO1jgxU4

We join the match in progress, with the rudo team working over Aguilita Solitaria in their corner. Espectrito continues in control over Aguilita, sending him into a Morgan kick in the corner. Sagrada tries to come in and help, but Espectrito heads him off with some kicks. In the other corner, Piratita is tearing at Aguilita’s mask. The rudos again double tema Aguilita and end up sending him to the outside. Sagrada sees the opening with the rudos having their backs turned (and this being lucha rules he can come in now that his partner is out of the ring), and punches Espectrito from behind. Sagrada shows off some great acrobatic moves into armdrags (a handspring into an armdrag on Morgan and getting backdropped onto Espectrito for another one), causing the rudos to be off balance and roll outside to stop the momentum. The crowd cheers for the tecnicos and it looks like Piratita and Espectrito are having an argument on the outside, leadng to Morgan shoving Espectrito. The crowd is enjoying this breakdown between the rudos,but it seems that the rudos have gotten back on the same page when the action resumes. Espectrito takes out both tecnicos with kicks  Espectrito celebrates a bit as he continues with kicks on Aguilita, then follows up with a clothesline into the corner. Espectrito gets a submission on Aguilita and when Sagrada tries to break it up, Morgan heads him off. Sagrada dodges Morgan and tries to hit a moonsault off the ropes, but Morgan ducks and Mascarita crashes to the mat. Morgan covers Mascarita and gets a three count. The rudos have won the match. Post match, the rudos continue attacking both tecnicos, leaving them laid out before leaving the ring area.

MD: We get five minutes of this and it’s good for what we get. A little bullying from the rudos to start, Mascarita Sagrada with a big comeback where he clowns them as smoothly as can be, some arguing between then rudos on the pitch, and then Espectrito and Piratita turning things around for a pretty good, clean and straight finish. Post match, Mascarita got lawn darted into the post in a nice spot. I’m surprised they were still running this as an attraction but it’s a good one.

EB: Our next match from Christmas Day is the tag match featuring Scott Hall’s return to Puerto Rico to team up with Giant Warrior to face the rudo combination of Kim Duk and The Barbarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfcQbO27_G8

Kim Duk and Giant Warrior start off for their teams. El Profe on commentary mentions ‘look at all the great people we have in the ring’, to which Hugo responds that we is too many people. Profe says that his greatness is not in height. Warrior goes for a quick cover but Barbarian breaks it up, and this allows the rudo team to take control with quick tags. Duk and Barbarian are pretty aggressive in their attacks on Warrior, and they take advantage of Hall trying to come in to double team Warrior behind the ref’s back. Hall is able to break up a Barbarian chinlock on Warrior, but for the most part the rudos remain in control throughout the first half of the match. Giant Warrior is able to turn things around after about six minutes by ducking a clothesline and countering with one of his own. But before he can crawl over to Hall to make a tag, Barbarian kicks Hall off the apron in order to stop the tag. Warrior counters a suplex attempt with one of his own and this time is able to make the tag. Hall comes in and attacks both rudos, and Warrior almost immediately gets back in the ring to help out. Warrior and Duk end up outside as Hall punches Barbarian in the corner. As Hall continues punching, the referee gets close to the action and Hall accidentally knocks him down on one of the wind ups. Hall looks to not have noticed this, as he continues punching Barbarian. Meanwhile, Kim Duk rushes back to the ring with a chair and attacks Hall from behind with it. The rudos double team Hall and set him up for a piledriver on the chair, but Warrior is back in the ring and pulls the chair away (although Barbarian still ends up piledriving Hall). Barbarian makes the cover and Warrior swings the chair to hit Barbarian, but he rolls out of the way and Warrior instead hits Hall. The ref lets the match continue for some reason and throws the chair out of the ring. While this is happening, Warrior seems to be apologizing to Hall about what happened, but Barbarian takes advantage of that moment and attacks Hall from behind. The referee tells Warrior to leave the ring and he goes back to the tecnico corner, as Barbarian continues attacking Hall. Scott is able to come back and gets Barbarian in an abominable stretch. Warrior comes in to head off Duk, and while the referee is distracted by them, Preofe sneaks into the ring with the chair and hits Hall with it. A second attempt is stopped by Warrior, who takes the chair from Profe. Hall turns around and sees Warrior with the chair, resulting in Hall immediately attacking Warrior (he had already been hit once before by accident, so I’m guessing he thought Warrior did it again on purpose). Hall continues attacking Warrior, grabbing the chair and hitting Warrior. El Profe is on the apron egging Hall on by yelling that it was Warrior that had hit him with the chair. Hall starts choking Warrior with the edge of the chair but some of the  tecnicos come in to make the save. Hall leaves the ring and complains to the camera about being hit twice. We then go to Hugo and Profe in the studio, with Profe happy about what went down and Hugo declaring that if Hall wants to go with El Profe then he can have him, not a big loss for El Ejercito de la Justicia. El Profe starts talking about how his guys will deal with the tecnicos and Hugo just walks away in disgust as the credits roll. 

MD: What an odd match on paper. Duk had more of a run here than you’d think, but him and Barbarian as a tag team at the very end of 1990? And then Hall with Giant Warrior. This had a long heat on Warrior which was compelling enough if a bit weird on paper. Barbarian looked great in knocking Hall off the apron at one point and ate a suplex on the big come back spot. Hall came in hot but Duk ran in with a chair (it took him a couple of tries to get it between the ropes as it wasn’t a folding chair). Warrior accidentally hit Hall with it after preventing a pile driver on it (but not the pile driver itself). Hall shrugged it off and kept fighting but then Profe hit Hall with a chair and when Hall turned, Warrior had taken it from Profe. Uh oh. Hall showed great emotion in destroying Warrior due to the miscommunication and Profe was pleased with his own brilliance after the fact. I thought Hall was a great babyface earlier in the year so this is a bit of a shame, but he’s probably more worthwhile on the heel side at this point.

EB: Our last match from Christmas Day is the fire match between the Super Medicos and Eric Embry & Rick Valentine. Will we finally have an end to this feud? Let's find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9hghuCwB0o

The match begins with the Medicos attacking Embry and Valentine on the outside, and they have yet to light the fire on the ring ropes. Hugo explains that the fire will be lit once all four men have entered the ring. Medico #1 tosses Embry into the ring and they continue fighting, as Medico #3 has Valentine on the ground outside continuing his attack. They start lighting the fire as Embry and Medico #1 continue fighting. They leave one side unlit for a few moments as they finally get Valentine and Medico #3 in the ring. With all four men in, they light up the remaining side and now no one can leave until there is a winner. The Medicos control most of the match, as the dynamic is Embry and Valentine trying to fight off being pushed into the fire and not being too successful. Hugo and Profe mention everything that’s happened between the two teams (Valentine lost his hair, a leg was injured, they’ve bloodied each other up, the fire thrown in the face) and that this seems to be another escalation in the rivalry. As the match continues, Hugo makes note that the referee is only there for a pinfall or submission, he cannot disqualify anybody. The Medicos continue in control of the match, although Valentine and Embry do get some brief moments of offense. But the Medicos quickly come back and it is Embry and Valentine that feel the effects of the fire. Profe on commentary says that he is hoping to see one of the Medico’s masks catch on fire and see their head look like a torch. The match reaches a climax when Embry gets a foul blow on one of the Medcios and then the rudos try a double team on the other one. However, the Medico gets out of the way and Embry hits Valentine instead. The blow sends Valentine into the fire and Valentine gets rolled up for the win. But the Medicos are not done yet, as they grab Embry to dish out some more punishment. A headbutt sends Embry backwards into the ropes, where he smashes his face into the flames. Medico #1 continues punching and raking Embry’s eyes as the ringside attendants start removing the fire from the ropes. All four men exit the ring, as the Medicos continue attacking Embry and Valentine all the way to the dugout.  I guess this means the Super Medicos have earned a shot at the Caribbean tag titles based on the champions’ previous protest.

MD: This is a little bizarre. It’s the only fire match that I’ve ever seen that is mostly a stooging comedy affair. I can’t even count how many times Embry and especially Valentine go careening into the flames and bounce off wildly. Medicos control most of this except for a few times where Embry/Valentine get lucky shots in. It’s always sold big but it’s never decisive. The finish, which is a heel communication bit that sends one into the flame to set up a roll up doesn’t seem particularly worse than any other spot that didn’t lead to a pin. It’s not bad. The stooging is good. You can buy that they never take the fire in the worst place, maybe, but they probably could have accomplished twice as much with half the fire bumps.

EB: And with that, we’ve reached the end of our look at 1990 in Puerto Rico wrestling. We do have some pending results to talk about, specifically what happened in the Invader #1 & TNT vs Texas Hangmen rematch and who is the Universal champion after the Carlos Colon and Greg Valentine rematch. Also, is the feud between the Super Medicos and Eric Embry & Rick Valentine finally over? What about Scott Hall, is he really going with El Profe? We’ll find out the answer to all this and more when we begin our journey through 1991. But first…

Next time on El Deporte de las Mil Emociones, since we have reached the end of 1990, it seems like a good moment to give some thoughts on our journey so far. So we will have a checkpoint of sorts, where Matt and Esteban are going to talk about what has been covered so far on our journey from mid 89 to 90. What have we learned? What have been our highlights.or surprises so far? How has this changed our thoughts or notions of Puerto Rico wrestling? We’ll give our thoughts on these and other topics as we get ready to move into 1991. 


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Sunday, April 09, 2023

WWF 305 Live: Boss Man vs. Barbarian!


Big Boss Man vs. The Barbarian WWF Royal Rumble 1/19/91 - EPIC

ER: These two had at least 20 house show matches over the three months preceding this match, and you can tell they used that time to hone something special. Two big guys going 15 minutes, knowing exactly how and when to peak the crowd, keeping up an always-impressive pace the whole time. There's no way they could have been going this hard on house shows, hitting each other this hard, taking bumps this hard; but whatever they were doing in those 20 or so matches over 3 or so months, totally paid off. 

This fucking match was following the excellent Rockers/Orient Express opener! That tag is always talked about as one of the great PPV openers and it really does hold up as one of the best WWF tag matches of the 90s. That, and it was 20 minutes long. It was 20 minutes long, with a ton of action! Boss Man was leaner in 1991 than he'd ever been in wrestling, but it would have been crazy to have expected him and Barbarian to go out there right after and work another match with high action and fast pace. 

Speaking of fast pace, Barbarian stalls on the floor for well over a minute after the bell, a huge man in a He-Man fur loincloth and fur boots. His legs literally have the same shape as a He-Man figurine. His beard is grown as full as it has ever been grown. Son of Crom versus a Best Shape of His Life Corrections Officer is an episode of Deadliest Warrior that we never got to see, and it's worth the wait. Two behemoths stalling is always good, but two behemoths stalling and then beating the hell out of each other is among the greatest possible match types. Soon Barbarian is holding Boss Man by the collar and uppercutting him, before running into a the sole of his boot, and all is right.  

Boss Man is lean and his speed is incredible. When he clotheslines Barbarian to the floor, his impact is so fast and full that both fly to the floor too fast. Boss Man always carried a lot of "head of steam" speed at his heaviest -  a fat guy skiing down a mountain with his poles tucked to his sides - but whenever he leaned out he did every single movement with real speed. There's a spot I don't think I've ever seen him do, where he gets his leg stuck in the bottom and middle ropes so naturally that I had to rewind a few times to see just how he did it. It's either a lucky fluke or a tremendous magic trick, but there's a lot of evidence on his side that it was something he thought of and executed flawlessly. Fewer workers have been better at integrating the ropes into their matches. Here he got knocked to the apron with a strike and looked like he was just going to slow his descent by grabbing the ropes, settling on the apron to stop a bump to the floor. Instead, he managed to fall through to the apron while hooking his leg on the ropes in a way I haven't seen him do, perhaps feeling out a signature bump that would be a a new version of Andre getting his arms caught. Boss Man is truly one of the most rewarding wrestlers to reassess. I wonder why he doesn't get talked about to the same level as John Tenta by stock rising warm revisionists. Boss Man's work ages even better in every era, beyond just the incredible 1993 AJPW run. One of the true greatest wrestlers of the 90s. 

Barbarian's toolset was deepening by 1991, and he hung in with everything Boss Man wanted to do. When he repeatedly fell onto Boss Man with elbowdrops it always looked like a lot of weight hitting a lot of weight. They successfully gradually transition the match from fast paced big man war into big nearfall tiring fight: Boss Man throwing fatigued punches to come back, missing a hard chest-first charge into the corner, Barbarian's high bridge school boy an excellent close kickout nearfall. All of the nearfalls felt like plausible finishes. When Boss Man catches Barbarian in a delayed landing hot shot, the crowd clearly thinks it is the finish. Their shocked screams when Barbarian's foot barely finds the ropes is the reaction you hope to be in the middle of whenever you buy tickets to any wrestling show. The ending stretch is underwhelming when compared to the match as a whole, but it still managed to effectively convey a fight between weakening mammoths. When a primitive man in fur piledrives a humongous southern jailer, we forgive the sloppiness of the piledriver, and celebrate the danger involved in a 300 lb man dumping a 330 lb man upside down. The 1-2 punch of Orients/Rockers and this match stands high among any opening 1-2 punch of any WWF PPV. 




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Friday, September 23, 2022

Found Footage Friday: WWF IN MLG~! HULK~! HAKU~! HENNIG~! RUDE~! BRUNZELL~! BOSS MAN~! SHARPE~!

MD: This last week there were a bunch of new MLG House Shows that showed up on Peacock, with never released matches on them. We plan on going through them now and again over the next several weeks/months.

ER: Would it have been too much to ask for Ted Dibiase/Koko B. Ware? Don't get me wrong, I couldn't be happier that we got Iron Mike Sharpe/Tommy Angel, but that one match is very conspicuous by its absence. 


WWF House Show Maple Leaf Gardens 9/18/88


Mr. Perfect vs. Jim Brunzell

MD: Hennig still had some remnants of Cool Curt here. No real holds. No real offense outside of punching, kicking, stomping, clotheslines, but there was a nice methodological way he went about things and he was definitely working the crowd. He also played king of the mountain a bit which is the most AWA thing ever. Brunzell is always competent but even Gorilla was ragging on him for not getting fiery enough soon enough. Hennig survived the dropkick by ending up in the ropes. Solid opener though Hennig wasn't quite established yet and no one bought Brunzell as a singles.

ER: Maybe I'm easy, but I thought this kicked ass. I love Cool Curt, and I thought this was a...well, Perfect...blend of late AWA Cool Curt and big bumping heel Mr. Perfect. It had a nice methodical build where Curt would just walk slowly, cockily around the ring, like someone with a back injury who couldn't bend down, or like someone holding something up their butt. This was barely 20 matches into Curt's Mr. Perfect run, and I love seeing early versions of famous characters, seeing what they were working on and what direction they were testing out, see what offense they were using that you know they wouldn't be using a couple years later. The build on this was strong, starting slow (slow enough to actually get a few Boring chants, in 1988 Toronto!) and leading to a great section of Hennig keeping Brunzell on the floor while he corncobbed around the ring, kicking Jim off the apron, punching him in the jaw, a long build with a great payoff of Brunzell fighting his way back into the ring and tossing Hennig to the floor (one of only "Hennig" bumps of the match). By the end of the match both guys were throwing legit potato shots to the face. I mean both guys were flat out slugging each other down the home stretch, and the Maple Leaf Gardens cameras give it this awesome "in the ring" feel where you could really see how hard these punches were landing. I don't think of Brunzell as a guy who punches people in the face, but he and Hennig had loaded fists that were cracking jaws in ways I wasn't expecting. Just look at how hard Brunzell was hitting Hennig with mounted punches, and how Hennig paid him back. No way you would expect that. 


Iron Mike Sharpe vs. Tommy Angel

ER: Canada's Greatest Athlete gets to pose and flex for his adoring countrymen, and I like this Sharpe/Angel pairing because it's a cool look at a mainstay WWF undercarder vs. someone who I think of as a perennial WCW job guy. Tommy Angel looks like the Cars' touring keyboard player and it takes Sharpe at least 3 or 4 minutes to finally lock up with him, and the more Sharpe goes for rope breaks and teases knuckle locks while WHOA WHOA WHOAing, the louder the fans get. It's house show beauty. This is all of the Sharpe greatest hits, and they all work. Everyone knows he's going to cheat when he backs up and begs off into a corner, the way he sells strikes verbally while mostly ignoring them physically, and they react when he runs headlong into arm drags. Sharpe is a big guy and a heavy bumper, and it's impressive that while he stalls a ton he can also be good at taking a big heavy bump and feeding quickly into another one. I think my very favorite piece of commitment from Sharpe is when he gets tied up in the top and middle rope like Andre, and after he manages to fend off Angel with a boot to the stomach he still demands the ref help get him untied. 

The commitment to do a silly spot like get tied up in the ropes and wailed on only works if it looks like you cannot actually get yourself untied from the ropes, and Sharpe understands that the bit doesn't really work if you just walk away after kicking your opponent off. No, this goofball who can't take a step without making noise understands that he is STUCK in those ropes, and him kicking Angel away only gives the referee time to help him finally do his job. Commitment to the bit is 90% of Sharpe's gag, so I always love seeing moments where he could have skipped a step but didn't. He's good at making Angel's nearfalls look like actual nearfalls, too: when Angel got a late match sunset flip there was a 50-50 shot that was going to be enough to walk away with a win, and Sharpe reacted like he knew those odds. For a guy who was mostly bullshit, Sharpe clearly understand what made that bullshit work, and how to pay that bullshit off. 


Brutus Beefcake vs. Ron Bass

MD: It's a new match and I thought maybe, just maybe, there might be some heat to it since it was after the X'ed out angle. Plus, Bass is more than solid all the way from 77 to 85 in at least a few territories. My professional review of this is that Beefcake maybe had one minute worth of viable stuff and then I literally fell asleep while watching it. We tend to find value in most wrestlers somewhere or another and Beefcake was over as a viable star with a connection to the crowd, but this was bad, at least the parts I can remember.

ER: Beefcake did look mostly bad on offense, and I'm pretty sure every single punch he threw landed somewhere past Bass's head. Whatever match there was, was made by Bass occasionally cutting Brutus off. Bass had a nice big kneelift and I liked how he popped Brutus in the eye with the handle of ol Betsy. Gorilla was already setting up the lawn trimmers vs. spurs hair vs. hair match that was still 4 months away, so that was kind of cool. It feels like we should have had more interesting Ron Bass matches from his WWF run.  


Powers of Pain vs. Bolsheviks

MD: It's always weirdly fascinating to see the Powers of Pain as a babyface act. The best part of it is always Barbarian doing sort of a primal scream with his arms out as part of a comeback or demolishing guys. They tried to make a real match out of this, which was a mistake. Barbarian let Warlord work most of it, not tagging even when you'd expect him to. Bolsheviks' only credible offense was shots off the second rope from behind as the ref was distraction. Part of me thinks that Barbarian could have had a singles babyface run but this wasn't quite meshing and it makes sense they do the double turn so soon after.

ER: Haters piled onto Gorilla Monsoon's commentary, but I think Monsoon spending 5+ minutes talking about the haircut choices of all the wrestlers in this match was perhaps the only thing that made this worth watching. It all started with Monsoon considering adopting Warlord's haircut as his own, since he "doesn't have much on top to work with any longer" and humoring Mooney's requests to also get a tattoo. "And Nikolai over there can't seem to decide whether he wants hair or wants to be completely bald," just really going through the benefits of a pronounced horseshoe vs. keeping two days of growth up there. It's bizarre to work this match in such a bland "these teams are equal" style, and more bizarre to have Warlord in there for the bulk of the match. The fans only really came alive during PoP's entrance and the match finishing Warlord powerslam/Barbarian diving headbutt (and Barbarian really flew 2/3 of the way across the ring on that headbutt), but the best parts of this were probably Zhukov's excellently timed axe handle into Volkoff's head, and Volkoff's fun bump over the top onto the ring announcer's table at the finish. Beyond that, enjoy marveling at how bad Warlord's kicks and stomps look. 


Jake Roberts vs. Rick Rude

MD: Sometimes it comes down to what they're trying to accomplish. Here, they wanted their cake and to eat it too and it wasn't nearly as good as if they just stuck to the path of least resistance. Rude was excellent here, every reaction just great. More than solid at leaning on Jake. He ducked the short arm clothesline early and took over for most of the match. The underlying story was that he'd pull down his normal tights for the Cheryl Roberts ones when Jake wasn't able to see, so you figure they're building to Jake finally seeing and then going nuts for a comeback right? Well that doesn't happen. They work it towards a more conventional comeback, then a ridiculous ref bump (he somehow got squashed *under* the DDT). A Rude Awakening got Rude a phantom pin while the ref was out, and then a quick roll up Roberts finish. It's only after the match when Rude doesn't care anymore that Jake sees the tights and rushes back in with Damien (the ref gets the snake in the chaos instead). By that point, Jake had already won, so while it's great for Rude to get menaced by the snake and all for the insult, everything would have been so much tighter and more visceral if they kept it within the confines of the match. Hell, have Jake lose it from seeing the tights, come back, get DQed for not letting up on Rude, and THEN bring the snake out to get over on both Rude and the ref. While the match was going on, there was a real sense of anticipation and build over a guy's tights of all things, so it's too bad that it didn't come to fruition. 

ER: Matt is spot on about this match and the one thing I want to add is more emphasis on just HOW stupid that DDT ref bump was. The referee just DOVE underneath the DDT before Jake executed it, and there is just zero reason for any person to do what the referee did in that scenario. I have never seen this done, and after seeing it here there's good reason for that. Jake grabs for the DDT, referee literally dives onto his stomach in between Rude and Roberts, Rude takes the DDT onto the ref. The physics of it don't even begin to make sense, the referee's motivation doesn't make sense, it just looked like a man who was actively trying to get another man to land on him. This referee was clearly a pervert who would see a woman readying herself to sit down on a chair, and then slip underneath real quick just so she would briefly sit on his lap. Derelict behavior. 



Big Bossman vs. Jim Powers

MD: This was for International Challenge so we might have had it before but it's found, if not new. It was very good too, with Bossman really asserting himself, and Powers trying to get shots in but getting cut off. Bossman had a ton of presence, jawing with his opponent and the crowd, shrugging off Powers' stuff, giving him just enough to keep up hope. Finally, Powers was able to knock Bossman back, stagger him, finally dropkick him into the ropes. When he went to finally knock him down, Bossman caught him in the slam and dropped him. This was balanced just right for what it was trying to do. Another point: yes, Monsoon spent a lot of the match giving Powers grief for trying too much power stuff against a massive opponent, but what he accomplished by doing so was making Bossman look big and forboding and unstoppable or at least very difficult to stop. He didn't make Powers look great, but Powers wasn't supposed to look great; Bossman was. He tore apart Powers' strategy but not the reality of what we were watching. It was because of that reality that he was tearing it apart. Just something to think about as we deal with grumpy announcers who manage to bury just about everything but themselves these days. Monsoon, believe it or not, was better than that here.

ER: Boss Man was so good. He really didn't have to give Powers a single thing here, and while he didn't give him anything big, he still treated literally every strike as something that he actually felt, something that at minimum moved him. Boss Man is so much larger than Powers, but I love how much offense he set up by being the one in motion. Powers wasn't sticking and moving so much as just moving, avoiding various Boss Man advances and sneaking in a punch. Boss Man would charge in and get punched in the face, and was so good at selling that a Jim Powers punch to the face would hurt even a gigantic man. Boss Man's timing and speed were so impressive, that when you combine that with high end physical selling it really makes a super worker. Not many were better at just putting the palm of his hand against their teeth and showing pain. Powers never had a chance in this match, but Boss Man made him look like someone who could at least leave a mark, and he did it while also making the middle rope nearly touch the apron when he threw all his weight over it and Powers. That finish run Boss Man Slam timing is the stuff of legend. 



Hulk Hogan vs. Haku

MD: Hogan was between his series of matches with Dibiase and with Bossman here. Haku had recently enough been made King. This was "War Bonnet" Hogan and Heenan was at ringside. It was a one off but it's a fairly unique house show match up. It's been a while since I saw the 88 Hogan act. It has a lot going for it: the reverberation at the start of Real American to get the crowd buzzing, the ridiculousness of the helmet but it also working as a prop to keep things different, and maybe some overall freedom since Hogan didn't need to be in title matches.

Hogan gave Haku a ton here. He wiped out both Heenan and Haku with the helmet pre-match (with a great Heenan bump and him being disheveled for the next fifteen minutes), but then got swept under by a bunch of Haku shots. Having not seen 88 Hogan for a bit, he was excellent working from underneath early, constantly crawling and scrambling back as he recoiled from the shots, retreating so as to try to create some space. Then, when he came back later, it was with a lot of hair pulls and cheapshots. It's all what you'd expect someone like Buddy Rose to do in that situation, but Hogan was a face. For all the talk of whether he was a bully or not, his physical actions here were very "heel coded" but they were also incredibly over with the crowd. He had three or four little hulk ups/comebacks in this but was cut off due to either Haku getting a shot in or Heenan interfering. They went into deep chinlock/sleeper land but they worked in and out of it at least a little bit. The finish, which had Hogan getting the helmet from Heenan and hitting the legdrop with it on his head felt pretty iconic for the time. I'd say overall this felt relatively fresh due to the unique opponent and showed at least a little reinvention for Hogan.

ER: Hogan vs. Haku from the SNME a month after this match was actually the first Hulk Hogan match I ever saw, and also the first episode of SNME I ever saw. I have basically no original memories of that match, but it's cool seeing an earlier, much better version of that match here. Hogan working from underneath is a much more interesting Hogan. Heenan is great at spacing out the distractions to keep Haku's control rolling, from his opening side flip bump after getting nailed by the helmet, to getting knocked off the apron with a punch, to coming in right at the finish and getting punched into the ring trying to get the helmet to Haku. Heenan may have been the best ever at using the ropes to facilitate his bumping. Haku's strikes looked a lot better than Hogan's, and I loved all of his trust kicks and big swinging arm attacks. Hogan had some nice stuff too, and I really missed his elbowdrop when he mostly dropped that from his offense by '89. Dropping two nice elbows and starting a third, only to wave it off and just scrape his boot across Haku's bridge is a great spot (whether it's heel-coded or not). His running elbows and clotheslines look light as hell but Haku gave them a lot of heft with his bumps. I think the best part of Hogan working underneath was it forced him to use speed, and it was cool seeing him move around real quickly here. His little blocks and reversals were really good, like early on when he blocked a 1-2 combo and threw punches of his own, or when he went with a Mongolian chop (!) after blocking a Haku strike later. This is a fully fleshed out, much better version of their SNME match the next month, and it's kind of amazing how different that Hogan was from this Hogan. 


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