For The Fuck-Its The Sorrow is Worth The Redemption

Jollyville Fuck-Its vs. Sean Harddrive/Danny Todd Beyond Wrestling 10/13/12 - EPIC

PAS: This was a carload of Cincinnati guys who drove to Long Island to steal the show. 12 minute spot fest full of crazy moves and really nasty violence. T-Money was just throwing spuds wasting both of his opponents with forearms and kicks to the kidneys. Danny Todd had that power plant agility, jumping from the ring to the top rope and hitting super high super sharp dropkicks to the face. Some really cool combos including Harddrive slamming Russ into the corner at the same second Todd wastes him with a dropkick and a doomsday double knees by the Fuck-Its which looks like it killed everyone involved. Doesn't wear out its welcome and is exciting from bell to bell. Great example of what makes the Fuck-Its so much fun to watch.

ER: This is the youngest and rawest I've seen the Fuck-Its, and I dig it. Everyone here seems raw and I like the risk taking young(er) stupidity on display. You drive 12 hours to make an impression, you make an impression. Everyone had impressive moments here, not an imbalanced match at all, and one that appropriately ramped up the big spots as they went. Fuck-Its are always good at being a part of matches with some insane spots, where none of the spots that come after feel like letdowns. If there is something nasty early in a match, you can bet there will be something to take its place by the end. Harddrive and Todd have some nice flying moves, with Todd doing a couple of no hands springboards (including a nice TAKA style moonsault to the floor), and Harddrive doing a nice imploding corkscrew moonsault to the floor that managed to nail both Fuck-Its while avoiding the guardrail. Money was really throwing mean strikes the whole match, just winging those arms off bodies with punches and clubbing arms, hard lariats, and a cool short spear. Russ was landing full weight on cannonballs: a standing one, and a massive one off the top that leads Chuck Taylor to exclaim "I am never taking that move" on commentary. They worked opposite Chuck Taylor in 2014, wonder if his statement turned out to be true or not? As crushing as Nasty Russ's cannonball was, he takes a wicked flying knee to the face in the corner, and Harddrive also hits a 450 kneedrop that looks like it gave Russ three cracked ribs to think about on the drive back to OH.


COMPLETE AND ACCURATE JOLLYVILLE FUCK-ITS