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Saturday, June 13, 2020

All Japan Battle Royal 1/3/79

1/3/79

ER: This is a pretty early iteration of the format that I would come to adore, taken a bit more seriously and worked a lot more dryly. It's only 10 combatants, so there's none of the scrambling chaos of later versions, no huge dogpiles, no betrayed alliances. There are still special moments, obviously, because how could there not be? I like how Destroyer went after Don DeNucci, throwing a great headlock punch before putting him down with an airplane spin into fireman's carry. Now, the ring being filled with traitors and all, of course everyone flips DeNucci onto Destroyer the second Destroyer pinned him. Two favorites eliminated early, and at that point it mostly became Bruiser Brody's ring. Brody even leaps out of the ring to start a fight with the eliminated Destroyer before hopping back in to isolate himself. The remaining natives all jump Brody, and I am amused at guys like Rocky Hata and Takashi Ishikawa holding Brody's arms while Motoshi Okuma is on his knees jamming headbutts into Brody's stomach. However, it is futile. They all dogpile Brody and in perhaps the only instance of this I have ever witnessed, Brody kicks out of a All Japan Battle Royal dogpile! Even Stan Hansen didn't get to kick out of a dogpile!! Of course, Hansen was never foolish enough to allow himself to be dogpiled. We get a good spot where Great Kojika and Karl von Steiger battle over an endless abdominal stretch, with von Steiger finally getting it. And then Rocky Hata gets an inside cradle on both of them! Hata and Okuma try to double up on Brody, but Brody easily pins Okuma using Hata. This really wasn't worked with very much silly energy, and the combination of silliness and unexpected stiffness is what can make these special. Fun moments for sure, but the format was still evolving.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Anthony Stock said...

You should watch the 1993 iteration soon if you haven't already. Hansen brawls around ringside with Kawada and Misawa while the battle royal happens in the ring. The camera misses Kawada blading for Hansen so you just get the aftermath. Link: https://youtu.be/twxE3h5ouBc

4:33 PM  
Blogger EricR said...

Oh I'm doing all of them baby. 1993 is still coming up, but part of me wants to save it for last. All the others I have to do are from the 80s, and might not have the same amount of humor that I love from the 90s versions.

4:17 PM  

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