Found Footage Friday: MAKABE~!

MD: Friend of the blog and of every person who holds the grandeur of pro wrestling somewhere in their heart, Daniel Makabe, has been following our dubious lead as of late and blogging about the entirety of his 3-2-1 Battle! run. https://danielgoestocollege.blogspot.com/ He's also posted some matches along the way and recommended a few of them to us to cover for a FFF. It'll be a while before he gets to 2017 and he's coming at things from the inside while we're as outside as can be. But if you ever read our stuff, you're going to want to pop over to his blog to see what he's doing.

Daniel Makabe/Scott Henson/White Tiger vs. Craig Mitchell/Matt Knicks/Kenny Sutra 3-2-1 Battle! 3/10/17

MD: This was one night before the European Rules match below and a testament to the variety at play. I liked how this was regimented to start. If you have a trios match, start with clean individual pairings. We see way too much bleed over in US trios matches and it just seems to defeat the strengths of the form. Here you had Makabe and Sutra with a bit of wrestling to start, Tiger and Knicks picking up the pace, and then Mitchell and Henson having a bit of a hossfight. Granted, the last one was more of a high-basing superheavylightweight bit with headscissors takeovers and what not but you can't complain too much because of Henson's connection to the crowd. 

Things broke down in the home team's favor and then they had a solid transition for the Chicago contingent to takeover, before rolling into an extended finishing stretch after the comeback. In the midst of it Mitchell got to hit three press slams in a row (meaning that they held back his strength spots from that opening exchange for a moment that it'd mean more deeper into the match). Unfortunately for him, his fate was to be crotched hard on the top and stuck there for a while until he could eat a huge super rana from Makabe. They had teased a top rope double team earlier when they were setting up the heat, but were able to pay it off impressively for the finish as Tiger had two guys in an Octopus at once (wish I had a better camera shot on that double stretch). Considering its place on the card, this was big, fun, and firework laden like you'd want.

ER: This started out as guys who didn't really feel familiar with each other and by the end it felt like guys who had been working rec center Rev Pro matches all year. RevPro is a vibe I'm happy I got to experience live and I love when a match brings me back. Get some subpar white bodies in a ring throwing legit suplexes and taking some death bumps and suddenly I'm back in the City of Industry in 2002. I've seen more polished versions of everyone in this match save White Tiger and Kenny Sutra, but I liked this energy and how it kept building. 

Craig Mitchell had a lot of nice stuff. Big belly small butt guy with a crisp standing moonsault, nice elbowdrop/right hand/dropkick, and at one point he gave all the cats this combo press slam/death valley driver one after the other. His Rainmaker looks better than almost every Okada Rainmaker I've seen. Henson was a guy who played to a comedy crowd while doing catboi Kings Road. He elbowed Sutra right in the mouth - I liked how Sutra pawed at his heated up face despite not being one of the cats - and his half nelson suplex to Knicks was fantastic. The half nelson suplex has become such an O'Connor Roll bump that seeing Henson do a more classic Kings Road style is a stand out. I loved the way Knicks' legs flew over his head. 

I first became aware of Makabe because of a match against Timothy Thatcher just a few months after this match, and here he's a guy who seems so different than the guy grappling with Thatcher. Nobody else here wants to try out his matwork (I bet he and Knicks could have worked a fun singles match around it. Knicks is pliable with good faces) but I like seeing him work nice basics combined with RevPro crazy. Nice headlocks and honest in how he handles How A Spot Looks vs. How It Was Supposed To Look, but then stuff like a super frankensteiner and an ambitious missile dropkick/senton aiming for all three of the Chicago boys and getting two of them. The finish is wild as Henson sets up a Meltzer Driver and Dan turns it into a flipping legdrop to the taint and crushing that boy. They call that one the Coal Harbour Hangover. 

Daniel Makabe vs. Kaden Talbain (European Rounds) 3-2-1 Battle! 3/11/17

MD: With wrestling, we take so much for granted. In almost any match you watch in 2025, there will be a dozen things that happen because they're supposed to happen, because they're tropes, because they're expected. The viewers and maybe even the wrestlers don't question why they happen, why they work. They're simply expected. And that's ok. There's a narrative language to pro wrestling and you don't necessarily need to constantly be focused on the etymology of every movement in order to enjoy it. A lot is symbolic and our minds and familiarity bridges the gap.

But here, with this match, there are no gaps to bridge. There is no air. There are no holes. What there is instead is pressure and leverage and positioning and meaning. Watching a match like this, where so much care is put into not just every hold and counterhold, but every movement of every extremity, makes you a smarter wrestling fan. It makes you think about things you've always just taken for granted. It's a match that triggers an animal part in our heads of a Regal match where he might have enacted a tiny leverage move to get a hold. Or yes, your World of Sport exchanges whether we're talking Saint or Jon Cortez or Clive Myers or whatever else. But this was more dogged, more focused, more single-minded. 

Those matches breathe. This never did. Save for the round breaks, it never came up for air. It kept you immersed in total dedication not just to craft but to pro wrestling physics, a world of joints and limbs and pure causality. To do A will cause B. Moving your leg just so will provide you with the slight positioning to accomplish the thing you need to do in order to do the thing you need to do in order to do the thing you need to do.

It took what was a widespread televised product and turned it inward, increased its potency, took it to its logical conclusion. And you, as a viewer, are no longer following the tides as they come in and out but are instead watching for every tiny bubble, every conscious decision to move a limb, a hand, a finger, for the impact it might have immediately, and down the line.

That is not to say the tides didn't exist. There were broader story elements at play. Makabe was the aggressor in the back half of the first round, with Talbain trying to work out of what I'll call an inner chicken wing with all the up and over tricks (headscissors and otherwise) that we'd become so used to in 50s French Catch a few years later, with Makabe managing to jam him right until his escape right at the end. At the end of the second round, Makabe almost (almost) locked in a butterfly suplex only to run out of time. It was that selfsame hold that Talbain was able to use in the third round to pick up the first fall.

Talbain came out of Makabe's equalizer in the fourth round damaged, that same unfortunate World of Sport feeling you'd sometimes get when someone toppled out of the ring and could barely continue. He then had to survive the final round, managing a clutch rope break that brought forth the same sort of subdued but obvious frustration in Makabe that followed the end of the second and the butterfly suplex that never was. Maybe that's why he transitioned away from holds and into pin attempts, a decision that would ultimately cost him the match. So yes all the small details were counterbalanced by large ones creating something greater than the sum of the whole.

You're left watching a match like this and wondering why we shouldn't hold wrestling to a higher standard when it comes to every tiny detail. If they could do it here over twenty minutes and five rounds, why can't the people we see on TV week in and week out meet them at least half way when it comes to leverage and consequence and meaning. Hitting spots is lazy. Constructing a castle like this has value to the viewer in not just outputs but inputs as well.

Daniel Makabe vs. SARIAN (Seattle Streetfight) 3-2-1 Battle! 4/8/17

MD: It's absolutely nuts to think this was just a month after the European Rules match. It's a big plunder filled, interference marred, wild brawl; punches right from the get go and then escalating weapons all the way through, with some nasty bumps, and just enough blood and guts along the way. 

All that said, there were a few underlying principles that connect the two matches and make it more than it could have been if it was sensation alone. First, every time a weapon gets introduced, there's a consequence to its entry. It almost felt like an X-On-A-Pole match in that regard (transitions tied to the cost of trying to win) because just introducing the weapon created an opening for the opponent. When Makabe tries to use the chair early, SARIAN is able to come back. When SARIAN introduces the skewers, Makabe is able to come back. Likewise the tacks. So on, so forth.

And then, connected with this, there's a ton of anticipation built around each weapon being used. Everything is framed so that it's introduced, built to, utilized, and then shown to be consequential. Makabe, after using the skewers, is momentarily shocked at what he just did and the consequence thereof. They fight around the tacks before bumping into them once or twice. It's that same sense of Onita in an exploding cage death match teasing and teasing and teasing before finally allowing for an explosion. Wrestling IS symbolic and there's no functional difference between a figurative bomb and a literal one in a narrative sense. In both cases, you want to build to it and then show the impact, and they did an amazing job here. It's not necessarily less is more, because this was all over the top, but instead it was more is most, where they squeezed out every bit of drama possible.

It meant that even after the interference and the dismantling of the ring, things still felt weighty and impactful. Makabe had is one last submission attempt while the post (and turnbuckle attached to it) were like the Sword of Damocles was in SARIAN's hand. Eventually the sword fell and Makabe fell shortly thereafter. Again, it's just hard to look at this, even with the little bits of discipline that remain among the chaos and not be amazed at the disparity between the two singles matches this week.

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IWTV Worth Watching: BIG BOY SEASON! BEEF! MANDERS! KLD!

Big Beef Garvin vs. Mikey! St. Louis Anarchy 1/11/19

ER: This ruled, and kept getting better the longer it went. I wasn't sure what kind of match we were going to get, if it was going to be Mikey being silly but occasionally getting caught, or just Beef mauling him, and what we got was the best version of what I was hoping for. Beef works a nice side headlock to start things boiling, and I honestly would have been cool with a match based around a snug side headlock. But I liked the way Mikey both worked up to Beef, and the ways he avoided him. Beef is good at missing things, and Mikey has some simple offense that I dig, like his splash off the bottom rope. He doesn't play the splash for comedy, and it doesn't look silly. It comes off like a smart way of using the ring to your advantage, boosting off the bottom rope while getting back into the ring. They work a fun sequence where Mikey keeps firing up to chase after Beef when beef is trying to run the opposite direction to hit the ropes: Beef starts to run, Mikey runs right after and gets popped with a back elbow; Beef goes to run the ropes again, Mikey runs after him again, gets caught with a boot to the face. It was a great play on the beyond tired sequence that would have had Mikey run after and hit an elbow, then himself run to the opposite ropes only to get met with an elbow from Beef. We see so many of the same sequences in matches, and it really makes me take notice when a couple guys flip those sequences to something better, something fresh. They really ramp this up nicely: Beef hitting bigger and bigger slams, Mikey hitting countering with a big running knee to the face, just a super satisfying match. I didn't even realize these two were on this show when I started it, and this is one benefit of skimming through a show and not just skipping to something I want to see.

Manders vs. Matt Kenway Glory Pro 10/5/19

ER: This was a really fun 13 minute match that could have been an absolutely scorching 10 minute match. I don't think stand and trade or kneel and trade are automatically evil (well maybe kneel and trade) but every time they went to that well here it felt way out of place. The rest of this was a nice war with a cool story of Manders overwhelming Kenway before eating a Russian legsweep into the ringpost and a DDT on the floor and then getting his neck worked over. I liked the attention Manders would pay to his neck, and some parts of the match it actually looked like he was giving Kenway a cue to go back to the neck. Kenway didn't explicitly work the neck, but Manders would take a move and start holding his head and back of neck, and Kenway would at minimum throw a clubbing shot to it. Manders did the kind of Manders things I want, like catching a big powerslam, breaking out the Vader running bear attack, bringing the 3 point stance charge back to wrestling by using it with a running chop. Manders will barrel into guys, and he reads heavy enough that it always came off impressive when Kenway would toss him. Manders is already so good at little things, that I don't think he needs cheap pop stand and trade to prop his work up. My favorite thing he did - outside of that careful attention to his neck - was late in the match when he whiffed on a hellish clothesline. He didn't throw it any differently than he would have if it were supposed to land square on Kenway's Adam's apple, a shot that would have murdered Kenway had he not ducked. And, it made the lariat he hit moments later feel that much greater, as he threw that direct hit exactly the same as he threw the miss. When guys have basics like that down, their ceiling is vaulted.

Kevin Lee Davidson/Danny Adams vs. Matt Knicks/Nick Brubaker Glory Pro 10/5/19

ER: This was KLD's big return after missing most of the year, and he comes out to a huge match long reaction looking like he's ready to squish some dudes in a street fight. KLD is Midwest Akebono and he stomps and chops his way through this in a mighty return. He beats Brubaker around the ring and they set up a spot for KLD to chop the ringpost, except he sees it coming a mile away and chops Brubaker right in the back. KLD gets the chance to show off a bit, show that he's back and healthy, hits a fast dropdown and leapfrog into a nice spinning heel kick, and he even gets monkeyflipped by Adams as a giant cannonball. Adams hits a dive, KLD hits a monster flip dive, and The Heroes finally get rid of KLD when Brubaker gives him a sunset flip bomb through a table on the floor. Now, there's not a ton of room ringside and the ring was set up close to the ground, so it turns into Brubaker basically getting too far under KLD, meaning he basically pulled KLD on top of him and then both went through the table. But this at least disposes of KLD, allowing them to double up on Adams, with Brubaker always attentive to kick at Davidson when he gets close to making it back in. And we get a few twists along the way, with Davidson pulling Adams out of the way after Knicks had set him up on a couple of chairs, Brubaker hits one of the better nut shots I've seen on Davidson with KLD letting out a perfect "OOOF" and looking like a guy who got hit in the nuts, and later on Brubaker himself goes through a couple of set up chairs. This was a fun, quick moving street fight, they did plenty of painful things without getting stupid, and we got a good return from Davidson. That's worth watching.

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CWF Mid-Atlantic Worldwide Episode 115

Episode 115

1. Mick Moretti vs. Lucas Calhoun

ER: This got pretty decent once they got through all of Calhoun's brand of comedy, but the comedy took up as much time as the actual wrestling. I'd never seen Moretti before and at minimum, I gotta give him credit for specifically getting a bad haircut to be more convincing in his gimmick. That's a level of commitment a lot of wrestlers wouldn't have. They still have to go to restaurants and the post office and a day job, so having Bozo hair gets him an extra commitment point for sure. AND, if he dyes it white he has a pretty great Rick costume (especially if he finds a semi-decent Morty). Beyond his hair I really really liked all his nasty nose twist offense (and appreciate that Calhoun was still selling his nose after the match). Calhoun would bring silly karate, but I'd much rather see a guy locking onto a nose and yanking. I was even amused by the flip bump Calhoun took after a particularly violent nose yank.

PAS: I would have enjoyed this if they had dispensed with the Chikara horseshit at the beginning, nothing I hate more in wrestling then forcing an opponent to sell a a make believe comedy move (invisible grenade, slow motion, ect.), Calhoun's six inch punch was dangerously close to Chuck Taylorville. Once they get into wrestling it was pretty fun, I liked Moretti's bottom rope trip, and all of Calhoun's fatboy sentons. Calhoun is almost a guy I want to see more of.

2. Aaron Epic vs. Matt Knicks

ER: Unfamiliar with Knicks and only have seen Epic once or twice, and the early sexy dance fighting sequences didn't get me excited to see much more. Knicks had some nice armdrags, but every time he had to "miss" a move, he would suddenly throw in slow motion. If a kick was supposed to miss, or a strike was supposed to be duck, suddenly he was throwing through cement. It was really distracting. Epic seemed better but he probably should be as he's been around for awhile. Knicks looked good when doing lucha type stuff, looked bad when doing striking. He should run with that. But there was one punch exchange that looked pretty decent, so maybe I'm just a grump. Finish was at least good, as Knicks misses a moonsault and Epic spikes him with a really great piledriver. A really great piledriver will go a long way with me.

PAS: Epic had some stiff shots, I liked his Tenryu jab and open handed chop. I also loved that the piledriver is illegal in CWF so Epic had to distract the ref to hit it. Maybe Knicks would have been better with a guy he was familiar with, but he was breaking out all this elaborate stuff and always seemed a beat off. This whole show is all about bringing in another big batch of new guys to CWF and it is one of the few things that frustrate me about this fed. They have a big roster of guys I like, but seem to bring in vans of new guys every couple of shows, a lot of times those guys will never be seen again or disappear for months. Epic was fine, but he is basically doing the exact same fake Raven shtick as Tripp Cassidy, right down to the skinny goth valet. Is Cassidy still in CWF? Are you going to run Cassidy v. Epic like Nature Boy v. Nature Boy?

3. Logan Easton Laroux vs. UTAMARO

ER: This match is notable for featuring maybe the flattest comedy spot I have ever witnessed. I honestly don't think I've ever witnessed a comedy spot in wrestling that took longer to set up, and got a quieter reaction. It was absolutely brutal. It was David Brent trying to think of a joke on the spot level of awkward. The spot in question is: UTAMARO (an actual, honest full time wrestler for Wrestle-1) applying the Nieblina/Paradise Lock, pausing over Logan for a photo opportunity, and then kicking Logan while he struggled to get out of the move. And UTAMARO fails at every single step of the joke. First, he doesn't seem to know how to lock on the submission. It's easily the worst I have ever seen that move applied. So essentially, right out of the gates he starts his routine by saying, "What's on First? Oh Wait..." So he already lost the crowd with his execution. Then the language barrier and general unfamiliarity with the wrestler kick in. He crouches over Logan and just shrugs. And that crowd is fucking SILENT. I mean it sounded like UTAMARO called for a 10 bell salute to all the wrestlers we've lost in 2017. I mean Ernest Miller could watch this match and exclaim that his 2004 Royal Rumble entrance officially got a louder reaction than something. I mean the room got so quiet that every single person in that room was suddenly left entirely alone with their own horrible thoughts for the entire duration of that spot. And UTAMARO is just frozen there, shrugging, paralyzed, and the crowd is motionless, treating UTAMARO as if he were a fucking T-Rex and if they hold still and stay quiet enough then none of them will get ripped in half. Then he started doing photo taking pantomime, but he wasn't even good at doing "I'm using a camera!" charades and for several long seconds it just looked like he was voguing.

My dad used to tape all of the Saturday Night's Main Events for me, as I was too young to stay up that late. I would be too excited to sleep the night of, then eventually wake up when it was barely getting light outside to watch them. I watched those tapes so many times, that after a few viewings I would know what happened, so to mix it up I would occasionally put a match on in slow motion. So I'd watch Hulk Hogan doing the legdrop in slow motion and you'd see occasional frames filled with camera flash.

There was no camera flash for UTAMARO.

We've all dealt with language barriers in our lives. It's disarming, no matter how expected they might be. And no matter how vast the language barrier, there will almost always be familiar body language. And if you pause at the right moment, you can see the exact moment where UTAMARO recognizes the crowd's body language. He knows he's bombing. He knows he's the Best Man, and he's telling stories about the groom fucking other chicks in college during his Best Man's speech. So UTAMARO stands up - and Logan has been selling this hold for an eternity at this point - and in a stunning moment of obliviousness, UTAMARO continues the bit. He does. not. bail. on. the. bit. We all know he's going to kick Logan in the butt. And he thinks he needs to build to the kick to that butt. And he builds it. And nobody wants it. And the spot does...or does not, happen.

Here's the funny thing...nobody actually knows if the spot happened or not. Nobody actually knows if the match ever finished. In that moment, the eyeballs of the room were collectively shut. Those eyeballs were shut TIGHT, because nobody in the Mid-Atlantic Sportatorium could take seeing another second. Indiana Jones' eyes weren't shut this tight when the Ark of the Covenant was opened. The crowd's scarred faces looked like the kids in the nightmarish final scene of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" video: They all knew they had just witnessed the worst moment of their collective lives, and they all simultaneously knew that the only chance they had of moving on in life was to try their best to forget this one, horrible moment that one, hot July evening.

PAS: It is too bad that comedy spot was such a turd in the punch bowl, because the rest of this was pretty OK. UTAMARO has a really nice dropkick, and I enjoyed his comedy spot where he made Logan run the ropes until he blew up. Still that Nieblina was rough, and I am not sure I buy Logan winning with a single cutter. I am still holding on to some Logan stock from the NOVA pro show, he did put his hands on me in a really dickish way before the show and I appreciate that kind of dedication to being a heel, still he is 0 for 2 so far in CWF and I am hoping he justifies his push.

4. Alex Daniels vs. Stevie Fierce

ER: I really do not get the "Real Life Ben Affleck" gimmick. Alex Daniels looks nothing like Ben Affleck. Is it really just a social commentary that all white males look alike, so we all are real life Ben Affleck? Is "Real Life Joel Edgerton" just not marketable enough? Did he want to do a "Real Life Joel Edgerton" gimmick but somebody was already using it? Is Ben Affleck even a funny reference? There was a funny "All white dudes look like Ben Affleck" joke in the movie "Role Models", but that was NINE YEARS AGO. "Real Life Channing Tatum" would at least match the hair color, and while Affleck movies maybe gross more on average than Tatum's, Tatum is probably a much better current "hunk" example. Affleck moved past hunk status years ago. At this point he has a marriage that ended in scandal and is over a decade removed from hair plugs. Referencing Affleck as a hunk in 2017 is almost as topical as a "Real Life Bobby Sherman" gimmick. Would Daniels have the charisma to pull off a "Real Life Bobby Sherman" gimmick? Because a sweeth-toothed safe grinning popstar would be a really great gimmick that could work for a face or heel (like 3 Count, but way, way more dated).

And man I really don't like Alex Daniels' shtick. Maybe it would play better if it weren't so prevalent?  But he really does seem to be always "on". There was a lot of stuff I liked in this: I thought the opening roll-up/sunset flip spots were really well executed and actually looked like plausible pinfalls, not just brainless Malenko/Guerrero pin flash; I think some of the kicks both guys used were creative and looked good; I liked Fierce's overhand right>kick to the knee>DDT combination; and overall I liked how it built. This read like a good match. But I couldn't help being annoyed by the constant attempts at jokes and yuks the whole damn match. Daniels feels the need to come up with his own David Caruso CSI opening punchline before hitting most moves. He can't just hit a knee, he has to point out to every one that Ben Affleck's face is on his kneepad! Class clowns rarely know when to pick their spots. They want as much attention on them as possible, so they feel the need to constantly show people just how funny they can be. I don't like ham on pizza, but I don't always mind it in my wrestling. I think Metalico is a really great ham. Hector Garza was a REALLY great ham. Alex Daniels just wants to tell jokes. I came away impressed by Fierce, someone who I don't believe I've seen before, as he came off closer to an early 2000s JAPW guy than a modern Kyle O'Reilly type. Also, I did chuckle when Stutts no sold Cecil Scott's "Alex Daniels is smart, like an Accountant" joke, and Cecil Scott knows that's what it deserved.

PAS: I agree that the puns felt really forced here, his previous two matches in CWF were a workrate sprint and a main event epic, here in a first round tourney match he felt he had time to land all of his hack punchlines. Stevie Fierce had some cool moments, and the finishing reverse rana into a corner brainbuster combo by Daniels was super nasty. Still I wasn't impressed by any of the 8 guys in this side of the tourney bracket, and would have rather they just use CWF regulars.

5. 7 Team Gauntlet: Ethan Alexander Sharpe & Dr. Daniel C. Rockingham vs. Percy Davis & Frankie Flynn vs. AC Hawkes & Zicky Dice vs. Colby Redd & PB Smooth vs. Donnie Dollars & Mike Mars vs. Arik Royal & Cool J vs. Darius Lockhart & Caprice Coleman

ER: This was a tag scramble for a shot at the Dawsons belts, but the format of the match made it pretty difficult to have an actual good match. It was a weird set-up, as it was basically Royal Rumble rules, but with pinfalls allowed as well. So within a few minutes you had 8 guys in there and it was kind of a mess. No teams were in the match for very long, so nobody really stood out as an actual contender. I actually liked Sharpe and Rockingham in the opening minute or two, they were showing a mean side that should come out more. The whole thing was meant to build up a win for Royal and his thrown together partner Cool J (man is J tiny!). Royal makes a killer entrance by doing this huge leaping face palm to Dollars (I think Stutts called it Face Jam) and then upending Mars with a low shoulderblock like a killer whale ramming a boat. We get a surprise team of Lockhart and the long absent Caprice Coleman, and these two teams going at it were fun. Coleman and Lockhart complement each other nicely, especially liked their drop toehold/legdrop combo. Coleman is a guy who can throw a nice legdrop. Royal does "flustered" really well and I loved him bumping to the floor and crashing through some front row regulars. It was a good way to keep him out of the finish, which saw Cool J bump huge for the surprise team. This Cool J has a death wish and I'll enjoy him while I can see him.

PAS: I am upset that they teased a Cool J v. Donnie Dollars rematch and we didn't get any interaction between the two. I kind of want a best of 5 series of Dollars murdering Cool J. Loved Lockhart's awesome Rustin & Newton & Shakur & Carmichael & Hampton & Lockhart T-Shirt, shows that the historical context for this gimmick runs deeper then your normal indy gimmick. I have been a Coleman fan back since the Ice days in OMEGA, and I am really amped for the Lockhart and Coleman tag team. The final 5 minutes were pretty great and the eventual All-Stars v. Militants tag feud is going to be epic.

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