Found Footage Friday: BREMEN 1984

12/84 Bremen Part 1

MD: Again this is gated behind Richard Land's patreon but it's worth covering at length and there's a good chance more will keep dropping so best just get through it in two goes.

Billy Samson vs. Stephan Paersey/Petitpas

MD: Most of the footage here is quite complete but this is cut and we don't get a finish. instead, it's about nine minutes overall, but it's nine minutes of pretty good wrestling. Paersey is Stephan Peptitpas, mainy known for his work in Canada. These two match up pretty well, mainly contesting over control over the arm. Tight holds, very little given. Petitpas had a neat little dropkick to the held arm that looked good. Samson had a nice cross armbreaker takeover and this great little bit where he couldn't get Petitpas over with a cravat so he patted him on the back and teased a handshake and then went right back to it and got him over. Hard to say where this would have ended because the finish is cut off. They were pretty good at what they did though.

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Hans Roocks vs. Rene Lasartesse

MD: Speaking of good at what they did... I love watching Lasartesse. No one moves like him. The sheer confidence it must have taken to moved so woodenly but still be able to exude the amount of malice, just boggles the mind. He's like Yul Brynner in Westworld or something. Just always pressing forward, imposing, taking the air out of the room. Roocks is an absolute tank, big and thick and hard hitting. This almost felt like Wahoo vs Lasartesse in its own way. Early on they just laid into each other, Lasartesse with the height/reach advantage and Roocks throwing big meaty shots. The middle had Lasartesse control with holds meant to take the air away from him. He hit one bombs away kneedrop and had this sort of thumb on the throat headstand flip he did which I've never seen elsewhere. Roocks eventually fired back by swinging for the fences with European uppercuts and they hammered at each other until Lasartesse missed a second knee drop off the top and Roocks just scooped him over with a big pendalum power body slam for the win. Just mean stuff all around.

Dave Morgan vs. Caswell Martin

MD: Very, very good. Lots to see and take in. I tend to like Martin wherever I find him. This was absolutely a showcase for his great escapes. Headstands, sneaking through the legs, cartwheels and flips. Just interesting, imaginative stuff with Morgan setting everything up well. Martin controlled for a lot of this, hitting the armdrag slam (which got countered on the finish as he tried for it again), a neat front single leg dropkick, but mostly controlling through a top wristlock. Eventually, Morgan was able to get the up and over headscissors takeover, but he earned it, as he earned a rolling escape from an arm puller into a headlock. Good stuff. He leans towards comedy sometimes and they had a couple of funny moments here including a false start on rope running and him getting deposited on the top rope by Martin. Quite a few gif-able moments here but it all worked within the confines of the match.

Hans Steinblock vs. Giant Haystacks

MD: Steinblock is not well regarded but a lot of that is due to one famous Warrior match and being a promoter with a tendency to put himself over for years. Maybe when he was younger there was something there? I'm sad to report there was not. More than anything else, he moved and hit like Brutus Beefcake. Against almost anyone else in this footage, that might have still worked. Here, not so much. He had some hair and beard pulling and a big, crowd-pleasing knocking of Haystacks over the top rope. Haystacks was pretty good at knowing what to give and when but this wasn't the guy to give against. When Steinblock finally charged in one too many times and got caught, it felt like a mercy all around.

Otto Wanz vs. Giant Haystacks

MD: Primarily this made me appreciate the Studd match more. They hit hard at times. Haystacks got pretty good heat at times with cheapshots. They teased some of the stuff that actually got hit in the Steinblock match (like Haystacks going over the top). But this never came together for me at all. Too much of just wandering around and throwing their weight around ploddingly. I didn't feel any real sense of weight or gravitas. Things didn't build and payoff. They just kind of happened. It was just two giant behemoths encountering each other in the wild and crashing up against one another. Not a bad spectacle maybe but without the story and drama underpinning it. Even the finish seemed weird ad Otto got Haystacks down and went for a splash or went to go for one only for Haystacks to roll. So Otto just casually slapped on an arm bar and the ref called for it. It wasn't a Clash of the Titans because for that you need to have an actual Clash.